I'm really not a scum

Chapter 9 Crazy Clown

"Haha, if you want to catch me, you have to wait 100 years!"

At this moment, a wild and crazy laughter rang out.

"Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!"

The laughter stopped suddenly, and the window of the room to Bai Xiaojiu's left was opened directly, and five corpses were thrown out.

He fell directly onto the police car below.

The blood spread, shocking, and those who watched from a distance felt chills in their hearts. The timid ones turned around and vomited. Where there were children, parents covered their eyes and hurried away.

"Bang bang bang!"

At this moment, the helicopter opened the door, and three heavily armed men emerged from it. They raised their submachine guns and fired wildly at the previously opened window.

The glass was banging, and the people inside were naturally not to be outdone, and shot at the helicopter from time to time.

The two sides exchanged blows, which made Bai Xiaojiu and Scarlet Witch helpless.

"Damn it! It turns out the clown is right next to me. What a bad luck."

Hearing the sound of bullets so close made Bai Xiaojiu feel irritated and cursed inwardly.

Bai Xiaojiu turned to look at Scarlet Witch and said: "Wanda, be prepared, we have to leave here as soon as possible, otherwise if they continue to fight like this, it will affect us sooner or later, and it will be very bad if our identity is indirectly discovered. "

"Ok!"

Scarlet Witch nodded in agreement.

"boom!"

At this moment, there was a loud noise, and the windows of Bai Xiaojiu and his room were affected. The glass shattered instantly and turned into countless debris, which quickly rushed inside.

Facing the attack of these glass fragments, Bai Xiaojiu pulled Scarlet Witch back a step and directly used the "Spiritual Wood Technique" to instantly form a vine wall to block the incoming glass fragments.

"boom!"

At this moment, there was another huge explosion sound, which was also mixed with people's screams.

After blocking the explosion shock wave again, Bai Xiaojiu quickly came to the window and looked out, only to see two planes exploding in the sky and falling down.

He looked to the left and saw a man wearing a purple suit and trousers, clown makeup, and long purple hair. He was holding something like a handheld missile launcher in the game.

He fired laser cannonballs one after another at the helicopters in the sky, causing many helicopters to blow up and quickly escape.

Although helicopters can also fire cannonballs, the police department did not choose to do so for the sake of other innocent people in the hotel, which led to the Joker being so rampant.

Although the Joker is indeed a tragic figure, he is also a very wise, crazy, and unrestrained person.

But if the town government really wants to deal with him in a big way, it is actually very easy to kill him.

But the problem is, this person cannot be killed. He has the ability to "cheat death". If he is killed, he will come out again after a while. In DC movies, the clown is really just a psychopath and a crazy thug.

But in the comics, the clown is not entirely an ordinary thug. In fact, he also has a superpower called "cheating death." Even if he dies, he will be reborn after a while. Of course, in this world, Bai Xiaojiu is not I wonder if the clown also has this ability.

Maybe, maybe not.

If there is, it will be very difficult to deal with. Just like Deadpool, you can't kill him!

It's best to be friends with this kind of people, but it's too tiring to be enemies.

At this time, the police also launched an operation, went to the building opposite, and fired guns at the clown.

"There's such a big movement, and there will be superpowers from the Kuimen Bureau coming later, so we'd better leave quickly!"

Bai Xiaojiu didn't wait and see anymore, but chose to leave.

Just when they were about to walk out of the hotel room and take advantage of the chaos to escape from the place of right and wrong, their door was shot with bullets and then opened forcefully.

Enter six thugs wearing clown masks.

When these people saw Bai Xiaojiu and the other two, they were all stunned, but they quickly realized they didn't hesitate at all, picked up their firearms and started shooting at them.

Countless bullets came like a rainstorm.

It's so powerful that it's hard to guard against.

Unfortunately, they were facing two superpowers.

It was Bai Xiaojiu who took action again. He used the "Spiritual Wood Technique" to build a thick wall of vines to block the incoming bullets. Then, he waved his hand and used the "Fire God Technique".

I saw six flaming arrows flying out quickly, flying towards the six thugs who had not yet reacted.

The screams, the sound of falling to the ground, and the smell of burning appeared at the same time.

"I don't want to kill anyone, but it's a pity that you are bad guys. Keeping you alive will only cause endless harm."

Bai Xiaojiu clapped his hands, looked at the six people lying on the ground, and said with a smile.

"Superpowers are so interesting!"

At this moment, a joking voice sounded.

I saw a man wearing a purple suit and trousers, with long purple cot hair, and clown makeup walking in.

He looked at Bai Xiaojiu and the two and chuckled.

"Jack Napier!"

Looking at this man, Bai Xiaojiu was slightly surprised, but he didn't expect him to come in too.

"It was your people who attacked us first."

Bai Xiaojiu looked at him with a calm expression.

"Haha! Boy, there is no order in this world, only madness."

The clown looked at him and laughed maniacally.

The laughter was a little awkward and a little gloomy.

Bai Xiaojiu was speechless, not knowing how to answer the question, for a mentally ill person.

He really didn't want to say anything else, because it would be useless to say too much.

It can only be proven by actions.

"boom!"

At this moment, the clown Jack Napier directly picked up the weapon in his hand that was similar to a hand-held missile and fired a laser cannon at Bai Xiaojiu.

In response, Bai Xiaojiu quickly used "Spiritual Wood Technique" combined with "Electromagnetic Technique" to form an electromagnetic vine wall to resist the laser cannonballs.

"call out!"

At this moment, the clown flew up, and a burst of red magic flashed, sending him flying high into the sky.

Then the body hung upside down and was hit hard.

"boom!"

The huge impact caused the clown's head to explode like a watermelon, and red and white things suddenly flashed out.

"Uh………"

Bai Xiaojiu was surprised and turned to look at the Scarlet Witch beside him, whose face was pale due to the use of magic.

"This is so cruel!"

Seeing the clown die on the spot, Bai Xiaojiu secretly cursed in his heart.

If her relationship with the Scarlet Witch breaks down in the future, will she directly make her head explode like this?

Thinking of this, Bai Xiaojiu felt a chill coming out of his heart...

He suddenly didn't want to pursue this woman, but it was impossible... This small setback was just a small challenge for him.

Even the other thugs who came in behind were dumbfounded!

shocked!

While they were dumbfounded and stunned, Bai Xiaojiu directly used the "Fire God Technique" to roast them on the spot.

Next, they started walking outside the hotel.

Soon, with their makeup-covered faces, the police mistook them for ordinary people and finally let them go.

After they actually left, Bai Xiaojiu and the others breathed a sigh of relief.

"Wow!"

At this time, the Scarlet Witch suddenly turned pale, her body trembled, she almost fell, and another mouthful of blood spurted out from her mouth.

"Wanda, are you okay?"

Bai Xiaojiu showed concern and greetings.

"fine."

Scarlet Witch smiled weakly and shook her head, indicating that she was fine.

"Here, I also have some black scale antidote here, you swallow some."

Bai Xiaojiu took out the antidote from the system storage space and handed it to Scarlet Witch.

"Well! Thank you, Mr. Bai."

Scarlet Witch nodded.

Afterwards, uncork the bottle and swallow it.

"It will take some time for the medicine to take effect. I will carry you for a while."

Bai Xiaojiu took the initiative to show his courtesy.

"Row!"

The Scarlet Witch hesitated for a moment, then finally nodded.

After that, Bai Xiaojiu picked her up and started walking towards the car.

There should be c!

Feeling the warmth on his back, he thought in his heart.

.........

Beautiful Country, Midwest, Illinois, Elgin City.

In a dark old church palace.

There is a bloody altar in the center of the hall.

Boiling blood swirled in it.

At this moment, countless blood began to condense towards the middle, and finally turned into a bloody figure with a height of 1.8 meters. The blood continued to solidify and boil, and suddenly the blood gradually dissipated, revealing a naked man.

He has long purple chicken coop hair, a clown make-up on his face, and his eyes are blood red, which then gradually dim and turn into black eyes.

"Scarlet Witch...interesting!"

The corners of his mouth curled up slightly, revealing a strange smile.

…………

Not long after Bai Xiaojiu and the others left, people from the Kuimen Bureau also arrived at the hotel where they originally lived.

Tony used high-tech virtual glasses to examine the ground and said, "It seems that the Scarlet Witch and Bai Xiaojiu solved the clown. However, the clown has the ability to resurrect the dead. What they solved was just an empty shell. The source has not been found. The clown will not die until it is completely resolved."

The Blade Warrior said with emotion: "This clown is really scary. This kind of unkillable enemy and a man who is always crazy is more terrifying than the Brotherhood of Mutants. At least the Brotherhood of Mutants will not go around like this, burning, killing and looting. They are just robbing." Something powerful, and developing something secretly.”

"really!"

Iron Man Tony nodded in agreement.

Tony's eyes flickered and he said: "The world is becoming more and more chaotic. More and more superpowers and mutants are appearing. The Kuimen Bureau's "Superpower Creation Research Institute" should also be established quickly, otherwise it will be impossible to deal with it later!"

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