I'm really not a scum

In a five-star hotel in Manhattan, around seven o'clock the next morning, Bai Xiaojiu opened his eyes in a daze.

"Damn, my head hurts so much!"

"I drank too much yesterday. Is this a short circuit?"

He sat up from the bed, patted his head with his hands, and waited for the pain to subside. Then he looked around and found that he was in an empty and gorgeous hotel room decorated with a gorgeous ocean theme.

He was stunned!

what happened?

Yesterday I was drinking with the Scarlet Witch. In order to show off, I drank four bottles of white wine in one go. After that, I became unconscious, and then... I passed out drunk on the table.

Did something happen?

Thinking of this, he was startled, hurriedly opened the quilt and looked around.

In the end, he didn't find the Scarlet Witch on the bed, nor did he find anything like women's clothing.

Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief.

If something happened to them, Bai Xiaojiu might not be able to accept it for a while.

Although he loves the Scarlet Witch very much, it does not mean that this kind of thing will happen now. In his understanding, no matter in the past life or in this life, besides desire, he believes that there is beauty in love, and people should not live just for desire. alive.

Help each other, help each other when in difficulty, face each other, never leave, think more about each other, and relieve each other when lonely. This is the meaning of marriage and love.

In his eyes, love that is too profit-oriented, too rigid, without any romance, warmth and warmth is actually unacceptable.

With his mentality, even if there are many setbacks and helplessness in life, innovation and following the changes of the times, as well as romance, bravery, and warmth are all the characteristics of his Aquarius man.

In fact... narcissism doesn't count!

"But...where is Scarlet Witch?"

Bai Xiaojiu got up from the bed, looked around, and started searching.

Unfortunately, it was never found.

He went to the bathroom again and couldn't find it either.

After that, he went to the kitchen and two other rooms to search, but unfortunately he couldn't find it.

"It won't happen!"

At this moment, he felt a little worried in his heart.

If something happened, he would be in trouble.

In addition to feeling guilty mentally, her father is also the boss of the Brotherhood of Mutants. He is extremely powerful. With his current ability, he cannot defeat him at all!

If Magneto knew that he had lost her daughter and caused trouble, he would not go crazy and come directly to kill him!

"Crack!"

Just then, the hotel room door opened.

Scarlet Witch walked in.

Seeing this, Bai Xiaojiu finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately nothing happened, otherwise I would have chosen to run away.

"Wanda, where have you been?"

Bai Xiaojiu stepped forward and asked.

The Scarlet Witch smiled and said: "Mr. Bai, good morning! I just went to the mall to buy some clothes. Yesterday we were so drunk that we vomited and the clothes were all dirty."

"Okay! I thought something happened to you, and I was worried for nothing."

Bai Xiaojiu nodded.

He couldn't suppress his curiosity and asked nervously: "By the way, we... nothing happened last night, right?"

The Scarlet Witch had a mysterious expression on her face: "Nothing happened. I was still conscious at that time, and then I brought Mr. Bai to the hotel."

"That's good! That's good!"

Bai Xiaojiu patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief.

Because he really doesn't want to have a special relationship with her at the moment, and they haven't reached the point of having that kind of relationship yet.

Although Bai Xiaojiu has the intention to pursue the Scarlet Witch, it does not mean that he is not an upright person.

Although he is not a gentleman, he is not a bad person either. He has certain principles in everything he does.

Scarlet Witch joked: "It seems that Mr. Bai doesn't like me very much."

"is not what it means………"

Bai Xiaojiu was speechless and defended himself.

"Forget it, I'm going to brush my teeth and wash my face, so I won't joke with you."

He really didn't want to say anything, so he turned around, walked to the bathroom, closed the door, and started brushing his teeth and washing his face.

.........

"Wanda, this dress is too snug, how do you know what size I wear?"

Bai Xiaojiu couldn't help but feel very surprised when he put on the suit purchased by Scarlet Witch.

Scarlet Witch looked away from the laptop, looked up and smiled: "I deliberately checked your clothes size, so I know."

"Thank you! You put your best effort into it."

Bai Xiaojiu was grateful from the bottom of his heart.

Scarlet Witch said seriously: "No need to thank me so much. Yesterday you helped me fulfill three wishes! I should be the one to thank you."

"What is your fourth wish?"

Sitting down opposite her, Bai Xiaojiu looked into her eyes and asked.

She thought for a while and then answered: "I want to climb Mount Everest without using my superpowers."

"Beep Beep Boop! Beep Beep Boop!"

"Buzz! Buzz!"

At this moment, Bai Xiaojiu heard a lot of sirens and the sound of helicopters spinning, getting closer and closer, and seemed to be around the hotel.

This made their faces change!

Know the danger is coming.

He hurried to the window, opened a corner of the curtain, and saw numerous police cars surrounding the hotel downstairs. The police were also evacuating the hotel and surrounding people.

There are even several helicopters circling the hotel in the sky, with a huge posture.

They were surrounded from all sides, giving them no chance to escape.

"It's really a waste of time to drink!"

Seeing this scene, Bai Xiaojiu was very emotional.

I felt a little regretful inside.

I regret that I acted bravely and drank too much yesterday, which led to me being caught by the police today.

Now that he doesn't have the teleportation talisman, it's really difficult to escape. After all, there are too many police here this time, and the overall force value of the mobilization seems not bad, especially the use of heavy weapons such as helicopters.

He may be able to resist one or two with his own superpower, but it is impossible to fight for a long time!

Although the Scarlet Witch's current strength is still good, she is poisoned, which greatly suppresses her internal strength. If he escapes alone, he may have a 50.00% chance, but if he wants to escape with an injured woman, it is only [-]%. About [-] out of [-] chances.

"Wanda, I'm afraid there may be some trouble this time. Can you contact some members of the Brotherhood of Mutants?"

Bai Xiaojiu's face was solemn, he took a deep breath and looked at Scarlet Witch.

"Let me try!"

Scarlet Witch nodded solemnly.

She clicked on a smartwatch on her wrist and tried to contact members of the Brotherhood of Mutants.

Unfortunately, she tried several times and found that there was no signal and the message could not be sent at all. She raised her head, looked at Bai Xiaojiu, and said with a wry smile: "No way, the police seem to have used special jamming equipment to interfere with the surrounding signal sources. ."

"So cruel!"

He also smiled bitterly, feeling helpless.

"Looks like we just have to prepare for the fight."

Bai Xiaojiu's expression immediately turned serious, and he was thinking rapidly in his mind to come up with a solution.

A hint of ruthlessness flashed in his eyes, and he suggested: "If we really reach the end of the world, we can only give up our moral bottom line and kidnap some hostages to threaten the Kuimen Bureau and fbl."

"But this..."

Scarlet Witch hesitated.

Seeing that she was soft-hearted, Bai Xiaojiu kindly persuaded her: "Wanda, we will not harm the hostages, we will just use them as temporary shields and let them go after they escape."

"Okay! Then it's up to you, Mr. Bai!"

The Scarlet Witch bit her red lips and finally nodded in agreement.

"Jack Napier, you are alone and helpless now. You will be judged for your evil behavior. You should surrender as soon as possible. We have surrounded the entire hotel. If you are willing to come out and surrender, we will use legal means to give you a perfect ending." ."

At this moment, the police's loudspeaker shouts were heard around the hotel.

"Ok?"

This made both Bai Xiaojiu and Scarlet Witch stunned.

"It seems there was a mistake!"

Bai Xiaojiu and both of them breathed a sigh of relief when they heard the police's loud horn.

Scarlet Witch said easily: "Phew! It turns out there is another criminal in this hotel, which is a bit unbelievable."

"But this one is called Jack Napier...why does it sound so familiar?"

Bai Xiaojiu was very confused as he listened to the loudspeaker blaring incessantly.

"The clown...yes! It's the clown!"

First he was confused, then his eyes suddenly lit up and he remembered, this "Jack Napier" is the clown!

"It turned out to be him! No wonder the police used so much force. It shows that this clown is quite powerful now."

He suddenly realized it and felt a little emotional in his heart.

The Scarlet Witch on the side asked curiously: "Mr. Bai, do you know Jack Napier?"

Bai Xiaojiu shook his head and replied: "It's not like I know him. I just heard his name and knew he was a big criminal and an extremely evil criminal."

"But now we're in the same hotel as him, which is pretty interesting."

Bai Xiaojiu couldn't help but smile.

Bai Xiaojiu reminded: "Wanda, let's use cosmetics to change our faces first, so as not to be recognized by the police when we escape later."

"Ok!"

He is not very good at makeup, and neither is Scarlet Witch.

This immediately put the two of them in a dilemma!

Although the Scarlet Witch is a woman, in her experience, she has never touched cosmetics and dolls since she was a child. Such things are what girls like, so she doesn't know how to put on makeup at all. She is even more incompetent than Bai Xiaojiu. This makes Bai Xiaojiu also found it funny.

So, in the end, Bai Xiaojiu took it upon himself to do the makeup on himself first, and then on Scarlet Witch.

As for why there are cosmetics, the main reason is that they have a presidential suite, so there is no shortage of cosmetics in the hotel.

Although his poor makeup skills changed their appearance and contours, it also made both of them look ugly.

The Scarlet Witch was originally a fair-skinned beauty, but when he put on makeup, she was downgraded and turned into an ugly woman.

"I'm sorry! My makeup skills are limited!"

Bai Xiaojiu looked apologetic and apologized.

Scarlet Witch shook her head and said nonchalantly: "It's okay, but Mr. Bai, your makeup skills are really bad!"