There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 55 World Problems

"Go!"

Four loud voices sounded, followed closely by the crisp sound of three wine glasses colliding, and the only ghost present was holding a peach wood bowl in his hand.

He looked at the transparent wine in the bowl, swayed it, tilted his neck and drank it all in one gulp, and then his face quickly became weird. He could actually drink the wine?

It was obvious that water leaked when I tried to drink it before, so why did I drink wine?

But Gu Xianming didn't think much about it. He just thought that the wine had been soaked in a peach wood bowl for a while and he could touch it.

Immediately, he stopped restraining himself and drank bowl after bowl. However, he would wait for three seconds after pouring the wine into the peach wood bowl, for fear that the wine would not soak properly and the wine would leak from below.

"belch--"

An Sheng burped, placed the cup in his hand on the floating board in front of him, lowered his body and soaked his whole body in the hot spring, leaving only his head exposed.

He just watched Gu Xianming drinking, thinking whether he could get people drunk directly in the hot spring.

Because Gu Xianming was also soaking in the hot spring, An Sheng didn't know that the wine had gone down his stomach, he only thought it would flow from his mouth to his lower body.

After drinking several bowls, Gu Xianming finally stopped pouring wine. He threw the peach wood bowl casually and watched it float on the hot spring.

"How is Riolu?" Gu Xianming asked suddenly and abruptly.

"what?"

An Sheng, who had already turned his eyes elsewhere, did not react for a moment when he heard this question, which made Gu Xianming's heart sink.

"I thought you would dare to ask after a few days." An Sheng reacted and said nonchalantly: "I am living a better life than you now."

"Better off than me?"

Gu Xianming only thought An Anping was comforting him. It was clear that Riolu had fallen into the hands of the Squid King, how could he live a better life than him?

He smiled bitterly and said decadently: "Don't comfort me. Riolu was snatched away by the Squid King. How could you possibly know his current situation?"

"But there's no rule that we can't take it back!"

An Sheng touched behind her, took the mobile phone on the shore in her hand, wiped the steamed water droplets on the screen of the mobile phone with a towel, swam to Gu Xianming's side, and played a video.

In this video, Riolu is sleeping soundly while hugging the quilt, with crystal saliva flowing from his open mouth.

"How is this going?"

With a sharp twitch in the corner of his eye, Gu Xianming knew that he was just being sentimental and An Sheng didn't comfort him at all, he just told the truth.

An Sheng didn't say much, exited this video and clicked on another video.

In this video, the middle-aged man named Lao Dog by the Squid King Lao San is holding a box in his arms, throwing out the elf ball, and releasing four elves, including Riolu who is at a loss.

Then there was a double-egg gas with a sad face, his body glowing white, and the video was interrupted.

"This man seems to have followed the Squid King's order to get something important and did not escape from the sea with them."

An Sheng swam back again, put the towel on her shoulders to soak in the hot spring, then put it back on again, and continued:

"But I don't know if he was fooled by the Squid King's hypnosis. He didn't even know how to pretend, so he was reported by the enthusiastic Chaoyang people."

"It's a pity, it's a pity, he ran away." He smacked his mouth with a look of regret.

"Blow yourself up?"

Gu Xianming recalled the white light emitted by the double-bomb gas at the end of the video, and sighed helplessly, sighing at the cruelty of the aliens.

The self-destruction in the video is not a move that results in the loss of combat ability and explosion, but a self-destructive explosion where the elf mobilizes the energy in its body.

It's no wonder that the double-bombed gas has a sad look on his face.

"No, how did Riolu escape from such a close explosion?"

Gu Xianming caught the blind spot, thinking of Riolu's confused look in the video, it was impossible to react.

"Oh, there was a Douchi mushroom that didn't follow the order to self-destruct and escaped from the explosion range with Riolu in its arms."

Thinking of what his mother said to him when she sent the video, An Sheng had a complicated look on his face. He didn't know what to say for a moment.

That Dou Li Mushroom didn't just find its way back, it was just greedy for life and afraid of death, and wanted to use Riolu to atone for its sins.

But luckily there was a coward in the alien team, otherwise he could only pray that Riolu could turn into a ghost and continue to accompany Gu Xianming.

"Then why don't you send him here? It makes me worried until now."

Gu Xianming wailed, and the whole ghost slipped under the hot spring, and it took a long time to emerge.

An Sheng: "I don't know. I was with Aunt Xia at the time, so I didn't dare to ask."

When he received these two videos, he was accompanying Xia Qiaoyun to set up the scene in the morning. How could he dare to ask that sister?

Gu Xianming didn't ask any more questions and turned his attention to the two people who were almost asleep next to them.

"Uncle Gu said that Riolu's mood was broken because of your death, and he wanted to take him somewhere to cultivate his mind."

Peng Xiaoguang trembled, took an ice cube from Niula and put it in his mouth to wake him up a lot, and said:

"I don't understand what this means, but my good painting style almost turned into a cultivator by this sentence."

Gu Xianming nodded and understood why Riolu didn't come over. He cleared his throat and told the three people: "We martial arts practitioners..."

"You can't hit anyone at all, so you can't be considered a martial arts practitioner, right?" Tu Liehanhan asked, who was woken up by Peng Xiaoguang with an ice cube. He took the "ask if you don't understand" thing to the extreme.

"roll!"

Gu Xianming's throat rolled, and he spoke the word clearly.

His brain automatically dismissed this silly question and said again: "We martial arts practitioners, in addition to practicing moves, also pay attention to the state of mind. We must be calm no matter where and when..."

"Is it because Riolu can't be calm now?"

An Jing can always grasp the key point, and in one sentence he points out Riolu's current problem.

Gu Xianming's throat rolled again, but when he saw that the person who interrupted was calm, he quickly regained his composure.

He coughed twice and said, "Yes, that's right, that's it."

Tu Lie had a heart attack when he saw this scene, and looked at Gu Xianming with encouraging eyes.

'Lao Gu, you are a ghost now, what are you afraid of? ?He can't even touch you! ! '

After receiving the meaning in Tu Lie's eyes, Gu Xianming shook his head.

'I haven't tried it yet. Who knows if Anping's super power can touch me?I don't want to try. '

Tu Lie's eyes suddenly became extremely resentful.

An Jing didn't notice that one person and one ghost were communicating with each other with their eyes. He pulled the wooden boat that floated to him in front of him, with four elf balls on it.

He looked at it again, and just let go of the wooden boat to drift, but suddenly he pulled it back.

In addition to his luxurious ball, Peng Xiaoguang's high-end ball, and Tu Lie's heavy ball, why is there an extra red and white ball on this ship?

"Whose is this?"

Holding the elf ball and raising his arms, he asked calmly and loudly.

Tu Lie also raised his hand and replied loudly: "This is mine!"

"Damn, you fell in love so quickly. No wonder the armored rhinoceros is so depressed that he doesn't even take a bath in the hot spring. It turns out he was heartbroken by you."

Peng Xiaoguang was the first to attack, pointing at the armored rhinoceros lying on the shore with a distressed look.

"I didn't expect, I didn't expect that I would become friends with a scumbag like you."

(；one_one)

The armored rhinoceros silently moved to the side.

He obviously just hates water, so why is he so heartbroken by the scumbag that he no longer wants to soak in the hot springs?

"Fuck off!"

Tu Lie poured a basin of water on Peng Xiaoguang, cursed with a smile, put the iron basin down, and continued: "This is not the day during the field training when a big rock snake got into the elf ball that came with it and hit me in my arms."

"Because something happened at that time, I casually put the Poké Ball on my belt buckle, and it still remains today." He raised his hand and brushed his hair back, holding his head high as he waited for the flattery of the three people.

After all, when an elf throws himself into his arms, doesn't this prove his charm?

But it's a pity that he doesn't dare to release the big rock snake now. After all, on this isolated island, a big rock snake actually has a poke ball. Who knows if it is an elf from an outsider.

I just remembered that there was such an elf when I was getting the elf ball, but I was too lazy to move. I thought I would ask the instructor to see if there was anything wrong with the big rock snake after soaking in the hot spring.

Anyway, there is peace here and nothing will happen.

"The last one who had three elves throw himself into his arms has been hypnotized."

Anjing poured cold water on it. Even stupid things have to pay a lot for the elves to throw themselves into their arms. How can you compare to the halo of the protagonist?

A certain Casey, who was planning for nothing, sneezed.

"Is it because I have no hair that the side effect is sneezing?"

Casey shrugged indifferently and continued to turn over. Compared with the side effects of hair loss, sneezing is not easy.

"I know, so I locked the elf ball so that he couldn't open it from inside." Tu Lie said that he was still quite conscious.

An Sheng nodded, and just as he was about to put the elf ball back into the wooden boat, it began to tremble at a very fast speed.

Hearing the peaceful voice inside, the big rock snake burst into laughter as he bumped into the Poké Ball. Didn't you expect that?I have destroyed the switch of the elf ball a long time ago, so even if you lock it, it will be useless!

"boom!"

"F*ck!" This was Gu Xianming.

"Oh my god!" This is Peng Xiaoguang.

"Holy shit!" This was Tu Lie.

"...Gan" This is Serenity with special effects on his eyes.

Before the big rock snake emerged from the red light, it suddenly felt that its body was out of control, as if it had smashed something.

Xingxing, who was hiding behind the clouds, looked at the big rock snake that was suddenly as tall as them and said hello warmly.

The big rock snake's face was full of fear, and bitter tears flowed from the corners of its eyes and fell to the sky.

The latent plan failed! !

The moonlight was not blocked by the glass this time, and it easily touched everyone's hearts.

In the hot springs that exude the smell of white mist and sulfur, both humans and elves soak their bodies in the hot spring water, leaving only their heads outside.

"How about we go to the kitchen now and try cooking a meal for Gu Xianming?"

After the atmosphere was quiet for a while, An Sheng finally proposed.

"……it is good."

The other three people and the elf nodded.

Since they all agreed to the proposal, the four people and three elves stood up, crawled out of the hot spring, and walked quickly to the locker room.

Anjing also used his superpower to carry all the glass fragments and threw them in the trash can along the way.

This kind of thing should not be left in the hot spring. It is very troublesome to clean and easy to miss. What if it is scratched while soaking in the hot spring in the future?

After wiping themselves clean, getting dressed, and telling the instructor about the incident, several people walked towards the cafeteria.

When he walked into the kitchen of the cafeteria, An Sheng became reluctant.

"Why don't you just take a piece of meat and put it on the balcony to dry?" An Sheng took out a piece of frozen meat from the refrigerator and suggested with a smile.

Cooking was a scar in his heart that he had never wanted to uncover.

You said his skills at making energy cubes are so good, but why does his skills plummet when it's his turn to eat?

It’s not because of the recipe!

Do you know how much torture the words "a small amount" and "a lot" on the recipe brought him? !

He wanted to take out a kitchen knife and put it on the neck of the chef who wrote the recipe, and asked him how much seasoning was needed.

In fact, he actually did this when he was learning to cook.

At first, he just added the chef's number, sent messages, and called to inquire.

But the chef always replied that he didn't know. If he was an ordinary person, he would have given up. But why would An Sheng give up? In the end, the chef got impatient and directly sent his address and said, "If you have the ability, just follow the network cable and call." Me!" and then blocked his number.

An Sheng didn't think much about it at the time. She went to find him again with a kitchen knife. On the way, she also said hello to a reader who had sent a razor blade to a certain author who was breaking the news.

Maybe when the sharp kitchen knife was placed on the chef's neck, he wouldn't have thought that someone would actually come along the network cable and hit him.

It's a pity that even so, he didn't ask how much seasoning to put in. In the end, he could only sigh in his heart at the chef's tough temper and reluctantly took back the kitchen knife.

This incident has always been a regret in An Sheng's heart.

If he were to solve the world's problems, how could he make that kind of meal? !

"No, otherwise the dormitory will stink to death." Peng Xiaoguang shook his head in protest, "You usually don't sleep in the dormitory, but we have to sleep in the dormitory!"

"But... I haven't cooked for a long time, and I even forgot how to hold the spatula."

An Sheng still wanted to struggle and tell lies with his eyes open.

Because last time when his mother celebrated her birthday, he even took the spatula, although Shen Yurou finally kicked her out of the kitchen.

"Isn't that right?"

Peng Xiaoguang sneered, "Wouldn't it make it more delicious?"

Tu Lie nodded in agreement.

They were originally going to make something unpalatable from the beginning. They could make it taste so unpalatable even when An Sheng could hold a spatula. But now that they can't, wouldn't it make it even more unpalatable?

"Gu Xianming is lucky this time!" Tu Lie also said what was in his heart.

But Gu Xianming was indeed hesitant to speak.

Because he had some doubts that peaceful meals could poison him as a ghost.

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