There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 54 Giratina’s reputation is damaged

The appearance of the two ghosts soon caused a sensation in the training camp. This is truly an anecdote for the ages.

When the news was reported to the association, a group of researchers with white hair and beards came over by boat overnight.

Without resting for a moment, I spent a long time thinking around the two unconscious ghosts, but couldn't figure out the reason.

A group of old men and old ladies played with the ghost for a long time without giving up, and used all kinds of advanced machines. In the end, they could only regretfully say that this was like opening a double-yolked egg, but both happened to form a ghost, which was impossible. Replica.

The researchers who obtained the results packed up their research equipment and rushed back overnight.

They have also been very busy recently.

Because the technology of the aliens is much more advanced than theirs, it is normal for them to send the machines captured in the battle to the research room for them to disassemble, and then absorb scientific research knowledge from them, staying up late at night.

If the existence of ghosts hadn't been too frightening to the world, they wouldn't have even taken a step out of the institute.

As the researchers left, the training camp fell into calm, and the dull atmosphere that had been surrounding it also dissipated a lot.

It is worth mentioning that when Aunt Xia, Gu Xianming's mother, came out of the medical room and saw her ghost son lying there, she slapped herself hard.

Because she was also skilled in martial arts and was much stronger than ordinary women, she slapped her hard and hard, causing her face to become swollen.

However, she did not show any pain, and instead laughed, because feeling pain meant that this was not a dream.

However, this scene made An Sheng, who was standing next to him, tremble with fear and take a few steps back.

This sister is still so cruel!

……

"what……"

In a room filled with green light, Gu Xianming was lying on the bed. His eyelids twitched twice and he opened his eyes blankly.

"Is this the reverse world?" He stared at the ceiling with a hint of doubt in his expression.

Why is the green patch on the ceiling like traces of fluorescent powder? ?

Before he could think about it, there was a sudden creaking sound from the floor in the center of the room, and the wooden floor suddenly flew up and clattered to the ceiling.

A man wearing a white suit and an evil ghost mask floated upside down from the floor.

After straightening his body, the man floated to Gu Xianming's bedside: "Are you awake?"

"Among the recent batch of new ghosts, you are the tightest. Lord Giratina is very satisfied. You will become his 1 male concubines." In Gu Xianming's confused eyes, he said , and stretched out his feet to kick a small trash can beside the bed into the bed, as if to hide something.

Gu Xianming's lips trembled violently twice. Regardless of the man in a suit's obstruction, he jumped out of bed, leaned half of his body on the bed, and pulled out the trash can.

Through the light that seemed to be emitted by poor fluorescent powder on the ceiling, Gu Xianming could see a stick with red dots on both ends.

His face suddenly turned pale.

"This is impossible!! How could Giratina have sex with humans?" Gu Xianming raised his head with a little hope, and his whole person looked a little pitiful.

"It is said that Miss Mi Chuan was born from humans and elves. How is this impossible?"

The man in the suit sighed and said sympathetically: "Originally, I didn't want you to see this, but in the end..."

Gu Xianming was about to hold his head and cry in despair, but suddenly he caught a ray of light. He hummed twice: "This is wrong. There are so many people dying every moment, why did you choose me? Are you?" Are you lying to me?"

The man in the suit coughed twice in embarrassment and said, "It's not like someone burned me a lot of paper money to find you a backer."

"I just wanted to know who is more reliable than Lord Giratina in the reverse world? So I inserted you into the staff serving Lord Giratina."

He flipped up his hair and said, "But there's no need to thank me. After all, I just collect money to do things."

"I'll do this to you!"

With an angry roar, Gu Xianming staggered toward the man with his fist, but ended up passing right through him.

But he didn't give up. Instead, he kept waving his fists in the hope of hitting the man in the suit.

……

In the next room, An An, who was in the mood to put on special effects again, looked at the two people on the screen and raised his head tremblingly.

"Ah..."

"Huh?" The woman sitting next to him glanced at her with a bad look on her face, "Want to practice martial arts with me again?"

"Sister Xia."

Calmly and decisively bow your head and obey your heart.

"Did you have fun?"

"Calling him to worry me and making me faint from crying is so embarrassing." Xia Qiaoyun picked up the juice on the table and took a sip, leaving lip marks on the straw.

Hearing this, An Sheng understood what Xia Qiaoyun meant. He could only stare at the screen and control the man in a suit in the next room to float around, and then silently pray for him in his heart.

It’s not that I won’t help you, it’s that I really can’t do anything!

Come on, I believe you will be able to hold on!

"Xiao An, don't control it so rigidly all the time. Come and do some cool moves."

Xia Qiaoyun suddenly pointed at the man in a suit on the screen, patted An Ning's shoulder with his hand, and made two dull snaps, obviously using a lot of force.

An Sheng clutched her shoulders and looked miserable. Peng Xiaoguang and Tu Lie, those two heartless idiots, actually left me alone to be tortured.

He lifted the stool and moved it to the side, but within three seconds Xia Qiaoyun reached out and grabbed the stool and dragged it back.

An Sheng sighed helplessly, raised her head and stared at Xia Qiaoyun, and reminded: "Sister, this is not part of the scene."

"But it's not impossible to add some scenes to him." A hand suddenly put on his shoulder, and he immediately changed the subject, and the original blue light quietly turned into red light.

As expected, the man in a suit on the screen began to change his previous appearance and made various cool moves.

Although it was a bit sudden, he did his job conscientiously and did not make a cry of surprise.

"This is so true. Otherwise, just saying a few lines, can it be compared to a stone of thunder?" Xia Qiaoyun nodded with satisfaction, "The reward must be equal to the effort."

serene:"……"

I was responsible for all the work of the prop crew, screenwriter and director, so why didn’t I get paid?

This is not fair!

"Sister, as expected of you, this action is really cool!"

He took the mobile phone handed over by Xia Qiaoyun, watched the actions on the video calmly, stretched out his hand to give a thumbs up, and quickly got to work.

……

In the blink of an eye, it was afternoon. With heavy music, the urn was placed in the cemetery under the eyes of the two parties involved.

The people playing mournful music on one side all looked strange.

This was definitely the weirdest funeral they had ever experienced. The deceased was standing in the crowd watching the ceremony!

"You woke up at the right time. I'm going to bury you today."

An Ning watched the person in front of him put the urn into the cemetery, then turned to stare at Gu Xianming floating beside him and asked curiously:

"How do you feel now?"

"If it hadn't been for the surprise you and mom gave me at the beginning, I would probably be quite happy."

This was the answer Gu Xianming came up with after thinking carefully for a long time.

Being able to see one's own ashes placed in the cemetery is something that not many people in the world have experienced, right?

Well, this kind of thing makes him happy.

An Jing's eyes twitched.

He now wonders if Gu Xianming's head is broken and he would be happy about such a thing?

Didn't you see Fu Laiqing, who is a fellow sufferer next to you, bursting into tears?Bi Xu Jingque cried even harder.

Could it be that his head was broken?

Tian Linggai, who looked at Gu Xianming calmly, fell into deep thought.

Anyway, this guy is already a ghost and cannot die anymore. How about letting Gengar raise his Tianling Cap some other time to see if his brain is broken?

Gu Xianming didn't know that someone next to him was planning to raise his Tianling Cap. He looked at his photo on the tombstone and said regretfully:

"But if he is buried in the training camp, he will have to travel a long way to burn incense."

"What's the point? Go back and change your tablet in the ancestral hall. Wouldn't that be enough?"

Xia Qiaoyun solved Gu Xianming's concerns with a wave of his hand.

"Mom, you are still smart!"

"What's the big deal, hahaha!"

Listening to the conversation between mother and son, Gu Yumin, who was originally in a heavy mood next to him, was already full of black lines.

He didn't even put it in the ancestral hall, but his son was one step ahead of him. Doesn't that mean that when he offered incense to his ancestors in the future, he would also do it for him?

Who is the father and who is the son? !

"Depend on!"

The father actually cursed at his son's funeral. Is this a moral distortion or a loss of humanity?

No, purely because my son's head may be broken.

……

There is a hot spring in the training camp.

It is said that it was dug out of the ground when it was originally built. The construction team did not fill in the hot springs, but built a hot spring pavilion on the spot.

The original intention was for the students to take a bath in the hot springs after training. Who would have thought that after the exhausting training, the students would not want to take a bath in the hot springs.

The hot spring pavilion was also closed.

However, after experiencing the weird funeral in the afternoon, many people expressed their desire to soak in the hot springs, and naturally there were a few Anjian among them.

Because of An Jing's presence, they occupied a small hot spring, just enough for three people, a ghost, and three elves to soak in.

"what."

Lying in the hot spring water, he breathed a long sigh of relief, smelling the smell of sulfur in the house peacefully, and wielding a peach wood sword with pits on the body.

This was carved out by Anjing himself.

He put the towel around his neck and swam next to Gu Xianming in a proud doggy style: "How about giving it a try?"

Upon hearing this, the other two people's eyes also shone, and they swam next to Gu Xianming, with eagerness in their eyes.

"It's not impossible, but I can't touch anything, so I should be able to go right through it."

Gu Xianming also wanted to know whether the Taomu Sword would be effective on him.

He carefully stretched out a finger and pointed it at the peach wood sword. His finger did not directly pass through the peach wood sword, and no pain was felt. Instead, he truly touched the peach wood sword.

"Huh!"

This time it was Gu Xianming's turn to shine.

He originally thought that he would not encounter anything except ghost elves. He didn't even feel the hot spring bathing now. If it wasn't to accompany these three people, he would have left long ago.

I didn't expect to encounter the Taomu Sword. It was an unexpected surprise.

Gu Xianming snatched the Taomu Sword from An Sheng's hand and immediately performed a set of Xia Ji's eight-cut sword technique.

"Try this next."

He disappeared with a peaceful swish, and when he reappeared he was carrying an iron basin with several sets of clothes made of paper placed in the iron basin.

He grabbed Vulpix, who was swimming doggy style in the hot spring, and An Anjing pointed at the paper clothes in the iron basin: "Sparks."

"Wow."

Vulpix shook the water on his body, opened his mouth, and scattered sparks fell into the iron basin, and the paper clothes quickly burned.

After she completed her task, she jumped behind Nuala who was sitting on the shore. She gathered strength with her hind legs and hit him in the back with a headbutt.

"Woooooo!"

Let’s take a hot spring bath together!

"..."

Xuan La said he didn't want to talk.

Gu Xianming threw away the mahogany sword, came to the iron basin, put his hand into the flame and touched it. When he finally stretched it out, he was still empty-handed.

"Then I will always wear this one from now on?" His face fell. Looking at the ghost clothes that he took off and put aside, he suddenly felt that life was meaningless.

"That might not be the case."

Peng Xiaoguang picked up the peach wood sword floating in the hot spring, put it in front of him and looked at it carefully: "If it is clothes with peach wood added, you should be able to wear it."

"How do you make clothes out of wood?" Tu Lie retorted from the side.

He had heard of clothes made of cloth and leaves, but he had never heard of clothes made of wood.

"Peng Xiaoguang, although I am easy to fool, this is not the reason for you to fool me!"

Tu Lie had a very high self-awareness of himself, so high that the other three people broke out in laughter and held their stomachs in laughter.

The armored rhinoceros lying on the shore shook his head.

The trainer's IQ is hopeless!

After laughing for a while, Peng Xiaoguang gasped and reluctantly stopped.

He wiped away the tears from laughter in the corner of his eyes and said: "Nowadays, technology is so advanced that clothes can be made out of garbage. Who said we can't make clothes out of wood?"

"Then the problem of wearing clothes is solved. What do you usually eat?"

An Jing stepped into the hot spring again and soaked his whole body in it, leaving only his head outside.

He raised his head and looked at the moon through the transparent glass above.

Although Gu Xianming is now a ghost and will not die if he does not eat, what is the point of letting a person live in the world and cannot even eat?

"I remember reading somewhere that ghosts can smell the smell of rotten food. After returning to the dormitory, they can put a piece of meat on the balcony to dry." Tu Lie rubbed his chin, searching for memories from his brain the size of a melon seed, " Even if it doesn’t work, you can still make terrible food.”

"If you leave food on the balcony to dry in the sun, won't the whole dormitory stink?"

Peng Xiaoguang objected when he heard the first sentence, but his eyes lit up when he heard the second sentence.

"If you want some bad food, don't we have one here?"

Feeling three eyes focused on him, An Sheng's face was livid with anger.

"What do you mean?!"

"Hey, you're in a hurry, you're in a hurry!"

In response to him, the three people answered in unison.

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