There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 101 Kuailong’s belly

"Brother An, don't you know the way?"

"No."

"But we've been walking in the opposite direction for several days." Amir blinked his innocent eyes. This was really not because he wanted to ruin the tranquility. The main reason was that they had walked through the same tree hole several times, and now Every night when they were on the road, they would sleep in a tree hole.

An Anping looked at the circle bear and the baby bear who were standing at the entrance of the tree hole not far away and waving enthusiastically. His lips trembled twice and he wanted to say something, but he still gave up the idea of ​​picking up the few nuggets and touching them. .

Forget it, I'll just do whatever I want, I don't want to do this thing anymore.

An Sheng finally gave up the little bit of force in him, took out a can of energy cubes and stuffed it into Amir's hand, forcing himself to say in a calm voice:

"After handing them the energy cube, lead the way."

Shame!

He was now reduced to being led around by a child.

Amir groaned, and after handing the energy cube to the circle bear and the baby bear, he took the map in An Sheng's hand that looked so complicated that he had not been able to straighten it for several days to take a look.

The map is quite complicated. Except for a few streams, it is all covered with trees. The location of the giant needle bee colony is also marked on it. I think I am afraid that someone will accidentally enter and be stabbed to death by the giant needle bee.

Although the map was a bit complicated, Amir could still understand it.

He glanced at An Sheng vaguely, with some doubts in his heart. ——Isn’t it common sense that trainers can read maps?And this map isn’t too complicated!

Although Amir's movements were obscure, An Shen still captured them. He looked away slightly with a guilty conscience, and suddenly felt that the curl-eared rabbit flashing in the bushes nearby was quite beautiful.

Are there any landmark buildings here? Where can I see them? ...I can think of peace and peace of mind.

This kind of map looks full of trees at first glance. I really don’t know how others can tell the difference between this tree and another tree.

He took out a box of chocolates from his pocket, reached out and grabbed the milk that Kathy had just heated, unscrewed the cap of the bottle and threw the chocolate in, took out a straw and stirred, the chocolate melted quickly, a portion of chocolate Milk was born.

Casey was so angry that he groaned. He grabbed An Sheng's hair with his two short hands and pulled it out one by one. But before he could pull out a few more hairs, An Sheng slapped them away with his hands.

"I don't want to be like Wu Song, who got a hair transplant at a young age."

After stopping Cathy's little move, Anping didn't forget to pull out Wu Song, who had been bald due to overwork, and whip his corpse.

Perhaps the spokespersons for baldness were Programmer and Program Yuan before, but since Wu Song went bald, the spokesperson has become him. ——No way, who made Wu Song famous as the King of Heaven?

There were even several hair growth dealers who wanted to be endorsed by him, but Wu Song sternly rejected them. The reason was very simple. He secretly bought the products of this hair growth dealer and tried them at home, but he didn't use them at all.

Why did you say you secretly bought it home and tried it but it was still known to the outside world? I can only say that Daye Tianwang likes to visit everywhere, and his hobby of posting on WeChat Moments is really useful.

The photo of "Wu Song standing in front of the mirror, pushing his hair back, with a cotton swab in his hand stained with hair growth lotion, looking confused" was once popular in various regions, although this photo was eventually The photo of "big leaves hanging upside down on the tree" was replaced.

Casey blinked his doubtful little eyes and touched the top of his head where there was no hair. "It looks pretty even without any hair!"

……

"Brother An, why is there fog in front of us?"

Amir held the map in his hand and stood at the other end of the bridge, trying to see the other end through the mist floating above, but ultimately failed.

The corners of An Sheng's eyes twitched, and she thought of a certain possibility, but she still asked with hope: "What is the name of the town across the bridge?"

"Baiyang Town! The name is quite nice." Amir pointed to the three words marked in black on the map and was about to walk onto the bridge. "Yin Map, this is the only way..."

Before he finished speaking, Amir felt his collar being pulled up, and a feeling of levitation surged up. When he reacted, he realized that he had been dragged peacefully onto Metagross. Metagross, on the other hand, followed An Anping's instructions and opened fire in one direction.

"There is a big danger in Baiyang Town. Take a detour." An Sheng patted Amir on the head and explained, and asked him to show the way, otherwise it would be bad if he flew over.

"Huh? Oh...oh!"

Amir didn't react for a while, but after reacting, he didn't have any dissatisfaction with An Sheng for not reminding the citizens of Baiyang Town.

Maybe other children would be like this, but he only knew that he was fished out of the ditch when it rained heavily, and now he was being taken on the road to revenge.

The one who can take him to revenge is the angel. Although this angel is a bit unreliable, he was still in the second grade when he rescued him and claimed to be a profit-driven demon.

Since Brother An said it was a big danger, he couldn't be allowed to take risks.

Amir silently marked Baiyang Town as a forbidden area in his heart.

The speed at which Metagross unleashed its full firepower should not be underestimated. Soon, it landed on the edge of the city.

An Sheng did not drag Amir into the city. Instead, he took him to find a stone and sat down. He took out his cell phone and sent the location to someone, and then started eating on the spot.

"Woooooooo..."

Amir, who had a ham stuffed in his mouth, swallowed it whole and couldn't hide the excitement in his heart and asked: "Brother An, when will we enter the city?"

When he thought that he was about to personally avenge his sister from that scumbag father, Amir became more and more excited, just like you have been constipated for a week but finally feel something.

"Don't worry, you will be recognized if you enter the city like this."

Anping chewed a piece of chocolate biscuit and swallowed it, looked at the time, stood up and looked up at the sky.

Amir looked over together and saw a black spot on the horizon getting bigger and bigger, and its appearance gradually became clearer.

"Phat! We're here!" An Sheng waved.

Above the sky, Kuailong, who was wearing a green hat with the words "Kuailong Mail" written on it and carrying a green satchel with the same four words written on it, paused when he heard the call.

If it weren't for his good professional ethics that restrained him, Kuailong would have greeted him with a devastating death ray.

Flapping its little wings, Kuailong reluctantly followed the direction of the sound and landed next to An Sheng. He took the token that he handed over and looked at the word "yinghuo" and looked at it carefully. Kuailong took the only token in the green satchel. A package was thrown to Anjing.

An Anliang took the package without signing for it immediately. Instead, he stretched out his hand and pressed Happy's belly. Seeing a little ripple in Kuailong's belly, an unknown sense of satisfaction surged in his heart.

The whiskers on Kuailong's head squeezed out from the hat and shook dissatisfiedly.

An Sheng smiled, took out a pen to sign for the package, then took out a can of orange energy cubes and put it into Kuailong's satchel.

"Ugh..."

We have a policy not to accept bribes.

Kuailong's face straightened, he took out the energy cube and was about to return it.

This energy cube smells very good, even if it is placed in a sealed glass jar, it is not isolated, but I am the best Kuailong mailman of the month, and I will never break the rules.

"Woooo."

However, this can of energy cubes is just the ticket for you to rub my belly. I won’t do it next time, I won’t do it again...

Kuailong suddenly put the half-stuffed energy cube back into his satchel, patted his belly, flapped his wings, stirred up a gust of wind, and quickly disappeared from the sight of An Sheng, Casey and Amir.

He listened attentively and translated what Kailong said just now, and Anping rubbed his chin, took out his mobile phone and wrote down the number of Kuailong who delivered the goods this time.

When you get back to Zhuxia, look for this Kuailong. If you don't rub his belly and play with it, report him for accepting bribes!

Well, as expected of me!

An Sheng opened the package, took out a bunch of information and a small mask, flipped through a photo online, and started carving a disguise for Amir.

The mask he wore was not suitable for children, so these geniuses took Amir on a wild road. Now that Kuailong has sent the mask, there is no need to worry about being reported as a human trafficker when taking Amir away.

Amir took the information and it was a fake identity.

Amir knew that he wanted to memorize these identity information to avoid anything happening, but the name was really... emmm... hard to say...

……

"Umekawauchi Ku, let's go."

Half an hour later, looking at Amir who had put on a mask, he waved calmly and greeted with a smile.

Casey held a mouthful of milk in his mouth, and his little shoulders kept shaking. He wanted to swallow it but couldn't. If he hadn't watched Anping through surveillance in the training camp, and also learned what the instructor taught him, he would have gained a certain degree. With so much self-control, I might not be able to hold back and squirt out now.

Amir's face turned bitter.

There's nothing wrong with the name in writing, but why does it change after it comes out of Brother An's mouth?

"Pfft~"

Casey took out a handkerchief from behind his little tail and wiped the white liquid from the corner of his mouth. He understood that he had overestimated his self-control. He couldn't help it!

An Sheng glanced at Casey with disdain, pretended to take out his phone and glanced at it, then came to Amir, squatted down and patted his shoulder:

"Let me tell you some good news. My... my Fengsu dog has given birth, hahaha~~"

"Brother An, is your Fengsu dog a girl?"

"Male...male, haha~"

……

"Wang Woo!"

In the Starfire Gym, the Wind Speed ​​Dog suddenly raised his head and sneezed violently. A spark popped out of his nose. He shrugged his nose and pushed aside the other female Wind Speed ​​Dogs that came over in the gym.

"Wow woof~~"

Brother Dog, don’t want it~

I saw the Wind Speed ​​Dog rolling his eyes, twisting his body and coming towards me again, but this time the Wind Speed ​​Dog was no longer polite. He opened his mouth and fired a jet of flames to blast the Wind Speed ​​Dog that was coming towards him against the wall of the gym. Slowly slid down again.

Several elves headed by Charizard held popcorn in their hands and watched the mysterious operation of why Wind Speed ​​Dog was single.

Among them, King Yanwu was so angry that he wanted to say to her: "Let him go and let me do it!"

King Yanwu is a boy.

The Crystal Lantern Fire Spirit thought of his first love that ended before it even started.

Kyuubi happily left his old friends behind to find his wife.

Charizard applauded Wind Speed ​​Dog's operation and expressed his disdain at Nine-Tails' back. True fire elves have to be like them. Everything about a wife is empty and will only lower the temperature of their flames.

It’s not like I can’t find a wife...?_?

Charizard howled in his heart.

The Flame Rooster, who had recently secretly found a partner, was thinking about how to tell this to his old friend who was still single. After all, they had clearly promised to breathe fire together, but he ended up breaking his promise.

The simple flame chicken didn't know that the other elves just couldn't find wives and had no chance to break their vows.

Well...except for Wind Speed ​​Dog, who is truly single based on his strength.

In fact, what Flame Chicken didn't know was that Feng Su Gou happened to encounter a message from his partner last night. However, the honest Feng Su Dog thought that Flame Chicken had said to him: "Oh, women will only affect my punches." The speed, Brother Dog, you have to remember, if one day my punching speed slows down, you must help me pick it up again!"

Wind Speed ​​Dog always kept this sentence in mind, and then when faced with the three words "Dear" sent by the flame chicken partner, he used his dog paw to type "Go".

When he thinks of this, Wind Speed ​​Dog will nod with satisfaction, but he does not intend to explain this to the Flame Chicken, because good deeds do not leave a name - this is what the little master said to him.

It's just that even now, Fengsugou can't figure out why the little master could always find money from strange corners?

And why is it that after the money is found, the trainer always has a bruise on his face for a while.

However, the little master said that this was for the sake of family harmony, so the wind speed dog also helped the little master, and even occasionally "accidentally" found the things hidden by Charizard and the others.

But the things Charizard and the others hid are really delicious... Wind Speed ​​Dog is a bit greedy.

……

"Can you do it?"

He casually tied a bow on a guy who looked fatter than Noisy Pig. He Anran turned to look at Amir who had taken off his disguise and asked.

Although he asked if it could be done?But he was actually asking Amir if he dared.

After all, Amir is still a child, so he shouldn’t dare to see blood... right?

"Woooo..."

A fat family of three was tied to a chair and struggling. The man tied in the middle, Amir's father, Harvey, used his tongue to push out the smelly cloth with unknown liquid in his mouth, Qiqiu said. :

"Let...let me go! Amir, I am your father! You don't want to be called a brother-killer and a father-killer, right?!"

"Wouldn't it be nice if I came?"

An Jing peeled off a piece of fruit hard candy and said to the expressionless male escort who was raised in Harvey's home, with his eyes half-open and half-closed and his overall color was more purple and black than white, "Can you help me make a cake? Life happens occasionally. It has to be a little sentimental.”

??Kailong: "I'll say it again, I'm not called fat! By the way, do you want to touch my belly? Just give me some recommendation votes and favorites!"

?Dear handsome, beautiful and charming brothers and sisters!Can you please collect it and vote for recommendation to give the poor author some motivation? Thank you very much. (?w?)

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(End of this chapter)