There's something wrong with this elf trainer

Chapter 100 Red umbrella, white pole

At first light, the morning sun peeked out half of its head from the rolling mountains, rendering the clouds in the sky orange and waving wantonly on the picture called sunrise.

In a tree hole where he negotiated a deal with the Circle Bear and exchanged some small talk, Casey was wearing small glasses and holding a cookbook in front of him. There was a pot hanging on the bonfire, and hot soup was simmering in it.

Amir sat beside the campfire, holding his chin in his palms, looking at the dancing flames, holding a pill produced by the institute in his mouth to supplement nutrition in the wild.From time to time, he glanced behind Casey worriedly, with a hint of disbelief in his blue, cat-like eyes.

There were blankets and quilts spread out on the stones three meters away behind Casey. He was lying on it peacefully and weakly, wrapped in the quilt and moaning, holding Kyuubi in his arms and burying his head into the fluffy golden hair on her neck.

Kyuubi gently patted the back of An Sheng's head with his paw, feeling deeply helpless about what happened to him last night.

Last night, in order to maintain the strong character he had maintained when he first met Amir, An Sheng happily prepared pots and pans, picked fresh mushrooms outside, and planned to cook a pot without adding any seasonings, just two eggs. , you can make very fresh mushroom soup.

The instructor at the training camp taught how to identify poisonous mushrooms. Naturally, An Sheng ignored all the poisonous mushrooms, but he couldn't stand the landlord's child. In order to thank this guest from afar for his generosity, Baby Bear secretly kept his treasured mushrooms secret. Mi was added to the tranquility pot.

Then a series of "red umbrellas, white umbrellas, and lying down together after eating" happened.

Fortunately, the elves in the wild have a natural ability to avoid toxins. The mushroom that Baby Bear placed only contained a little bit of microtoxins, which would make him weak for a few days at most.

"It's a pity that no one is interested in me, Ms. Aotuman. I'm at the mercy of others now, and I missed such a good opportunity."

An Sheng said nonchalantly. He raised his head and glanced at Amir, thinking whether he could pick up the stick he dropped last night and use it again.

Anyway, Amir is only seven years old now. As long as he blames all this matter on that poisonous mushroom, his character will not be lost, right?

Normally, there is no need to pretend in front of friends who know that there is something wrong with his head, but in front of children, you have to have some cool personality, right?

Little does Ansheng know, Amir saw through his disguise last night.

——After all, in order to avoid being beaten in the previous home, he had maximized his ability to detect words and emotions, otherwise he would not be able to capture the emotions of the security guards and doctors.

That's why his eyes were filled with a trace of disbelief.

In the past, An Jing was the mysterious spy leader in his eyes, but now... he is a silly dog ​​who has infiltrated into a group of ferocious large wolf dogs and successfully led them astray.

Why do you say that?

The mushroom that An Xing ate last night not only made her feel weak, but also had a little hallucinatory effect...

Amir didn't dare to say what happened specifically, but he would know just by looking at the baby bear.

"Da da!"

The king’s permission!The king admits it!The king's burden!Wang Shixiu, you have sat in the position of president for too long, it’s my turn!

The baby bear on the other side of the tree hole "squeaked" and moved a small stone in front of him. He stepped on it with only one foot, clumsily hugged his chest with his short hands, raised his head, and pointed his nostrils at the ceiling of the tree hole.

After finishing his lines, Baby Bear ran to the other side and lay down on the ground. He looked at the stone, stretched out his hand tremblingly, and crawled forward two steps hard.

"Da da……"

Just once... I only want one time...

The baby bear returned to his original position.

"Da da."

Not once.

"Da da da…"

Please be merciful and let me go swimming again!

"Da da……"

There is absolutely no way I would agree to that.

……

The baby bear kept changing positions, recreating all the behaviors he had done yesterday when he was blinded by hallucinations. In the end, he changed positions more and more frequently, and accidentally fell a few times. The chubby little My stomach is shaking.

An Sheng didn't know about the series of embarrassing actions he made last night.

"Drink the soup."

Casey scooped the hot soup into a bowl with a spoon, pulled her away under Jiuwei's faint eyes, lifted Anjing up with his telekinesis, stuffed two pillows behind him, and then put the Yongshu The hot soup made with fruit and honey was passed forward.

An An Heng looked at the bowl of soup hesitantly, not really wanting to drink it. He even looked around with his peripheral vision for a place where he could vomit.

Casey made this bowl of soup not as a dark dish of his own invention, but based on the ingredients he found in the recipe and happened to have them, so he cooked it.

Ning Anxiang has drunk this kind of soup before. The crisp and refreshing fruit is boiled until it becomes sticky. If you eat too much, you always feel like you want to vomit.

However, when his eyes met Cathy's shining, expectant eyes, An Sheng still did not refuse. He took the soup as if he were at home, closed his eyes tightly, and drank it down.

"How's it going?" Casey asked expectantly.

Anjing suppressed the feeling in his throat that he couldn't hold back when he had diarrhea, he raised his thumb and praised: "It tastes really good. If Casey has a trainer in the future, you can cook it for him for breakfast every day. I guarantee you won’t get tired of it.”

While praising, An Sheng was secretly glad in his heart that he had no conscience and kept telling lies. He didn't have to press back his conscience when he praised someone like others.

But you can’t let yourself suffer like this alone!An Jing felt that Casey's future trainer should at least accompany him to suffer this kind of pain.

Thinking of this, An Sheng glanced at Casey and smacked his mouth in regret.

After getting along with him for so many days, he felt that Casey was really good, and they had an inexplicable tacit understanding together. Some time ago, he called Wang Shixiu to ask what it would take to be Casey's trainer, or what tests he would need to undergo.

As a result, Wang Shixiu said that Cai Cai had long been loyal and loyal.It's just that the trainer who has his heart always throws away his emotional intelligence. Casey is currently working on it.

An Ning's mind turned around, and the IQ that was usually left unused came back online. Didn't he feel that he was the one he was talking about?

So he ran over and asked Casey, but Casey said no.

Ok……

It's really a pity to be peaceful.

He did consider the possibility that Casey was a tsundere, but Casey was not a blond girl. She would hold a bottle and drink milk on weekdays. She said she had hacking skills, but she didn't use them. How could she be a little girl? Proud?

"Now, have another bowl."

Cathy didn't know what An Sheng was thinking, so she filled it up and stuffed it into An Sheng's hands.

An Sheng forced a smile, and after drinking the bowl of soup in his hand, the feeling of diarrhea in his throat became more and more obvious.

Regarding food, he used to think that he was not picky, as long as it tasted good, but now, eating this kind of food makes people feel like they are vomiting... haha.

He politely refused the bowl that Casey pushed for the third time, indicating that he was full, and then lay back down and hugged Kyuubi. He was silent for a moment, then leaned into Kyuubi's ear and said:

"Remember to remind me in the future. When someone becomes Casey's trainer, go and congratulate him properly."

Thinking that Casey's future trainer would have to endure the feeling of throat and diarrhea every day, his peaceful mood suddenly relaxed. Sure enough, happiness is based on the pain of others.

Kyuubi nodded seriously and engraved this sentence in his heart word by word.

Don’t worry, when you succeed in Cathy’s strategy, I will definitely write a congratulatory note personally and give it to you as a gift.

Kyuubi does not recommend cheating trainers at certain times. After all, the great man Lu Xun once said: "Elves who don't cheat trainers are not good elves."

Want to be a good elf?Then go back and trick the trainer!

Of course, if Anxiang knew what Jiuwei was thinking, he would definitely say something serious: "You can criticize Lu Xun or Zhou Shuren for anything, but you can't say this because Lu Xun clearly said that he doesn't care about the trainer." Elves are not good elves'."

(Lu Xun: "Obviously I didn't say this! It was Zhou Shuren who said it!")

"Bah da."

Just when the atmosphere in the tree cave gradually became quiet, Metagross' metal body was stained with blood and its eyes were angrily drifting in, and landed directly next to the circle bear playing with the baby bear.

The circle bear shuddered, hugged the baby bear, and moved his fat butt to the side.

Yesterday, Anjing wanted to use energy cubes as accommodation fee. At that time, Circle Bear thought that this kid was a novice trainer. He showed a ferocious smile, raised his paw, and wanted to take away his energy cubes, and then kicked Anjing out of the tree. Hole.

After all, she taught a novice trainer the cruel truth. Isn't it normal to charge a fee?

As a result, when Metagross jumped out of the elf ball and gave her a metal claw, Circle Bear finally understood that An Jing was a novice trainer, just a trainer who was unwilling to use reasonable means to forcefully take away the tree hole. That’s all.

and……

Circle Bear glanced at the blood stains on Metagross' body with lingering fear. This overnight trainer must be a doting elf person, and he didn't know how to curb Metagross's cruel temper.

Since having a child, Circle Bear's temper has been gentle for a long time, but he was still a little uncomfortable when he suddenly saw a Metagross with blood stains on his body.

Metagross didn't pay attention to the look in the circle bear's eyes. Thinking about what happened before, he became angrier and angrier as he thought about it. He directly punched the wall of the tree hole with his fist, leaving a deep fist dent.

Because Anjing ate poisonous mushrooms, and the antidotes prepared by the institute were all aimed at toxins produced by elves, Metagross thought that there were always some herbs in the wild that could detoxify mushrooms, right?

But no matter how he looked around, he even visited a few spoon snakes and a colony of giant needle bees, but he couldn't find a single herb.

Tell me, aren't they afraid of being poisoned by their own poison one day?

Metagross was very angry and angry, so he vented his anger.

However, because Anxiang said that he could not kill other elves in the wild for no reason, Metagross only beat up the Spoon Snake and the Giant Sting Bee.

……

In Baiyang Town, in a beautiful flower field, Wu Song was lying in it, holding a book in his hand and reading comfortably.

Suddenly, the cell phone next to him rang. Wu Song reached out and hung up the phone that reminded him that the holiday was over and urged him to go back without even looking.

Huh, as long as I don't answer the phone, the holidays will never pass.

The scenery of Baiyang Town is so beautiful, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and the townspeople talk nicely. Except for the nightmares that sometimes occur at night, it is simply an ideal holiday destination.

Thinking of Daye and the others' hard overtime work in the alliance, Wu Song raised his eyebrows proudly. Even if the two dragons of time and space were fighting here, Arceus' sudden desire to destroy the world could not stop him from continuing to stay.

The bronze bell floated up from the flower after being crushed by him. Looking at Wu Song, a feeling of killing the trainer suddenly surged in his heart.

After all, he felt that Wu Song was now like the old general singing on the stage...

There are flags on the back.

What this person and the elf didn't know was that in the darkness, the legendary fantasy elf Darkrai was staring at them. When his eyes saw the flower crushed by the bronze bell, he almost gasped.

He obviously worked hard every night to turn these two people into nightmares, so why hasn't he left yet?

There are so many beautiful places in Baiyang Town. If you don’t go there, you have to come here every day. Are you trying to antagonize me?

Darkrai deeply doubted that he had not prepared nightmares for a long time, which caused his skills to decline. He didn't even scare away a person or an elf. When word spread, it was a shame for him to be called the God of Nightmares.

In fact, Darkrai didn't know, compared to losing his hair overtime, what's so scary about nightmares?And it’s still illusory.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, so Darklay held his hands empty, made a dark hole, and threw it into the hole without anyone and the elf paying attention.

"Ah, it feels like this again."

Drowsiness welled up in his heart, Wu Song yawned, skillfully put the big book behind his head, tilted his head, and fell asleep.

I don’t know if it’s because of the good weather and sunshine in the past few days, but I always feel like falling asleep halfway through reading, and I always dream about the scene where I was defeated by Sirona.

This must be a nightmare, right?

This was Wu Song's only thought before falling asleep.

The bronze bell did not carry it through the dark hole, it fell to the ground with a clang, and then fell asleep.

Darkrai emerged from the darkness, and just as he stretched out his hand to weave a nightmare, he suddenly realized that he had not yet decided what theme to use today.

Always using a scene will make people suspicious.

Darkrai frowned as he watched Wu Song and Bronze Bell. Once, he recreated the most important battle in Wu Song's life. It was also the battle in which he defeated the previous king.

Of course, he reversed the outcome of winning and losing, but for some reason, Wu Song's face was filled with a happy smile, and even a hint of relief.

Is the human mind so complicated now?

Still expecting to lose?

what is this called...

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?You guys and girls who can’t even praise you for being handsome and beautiful!Can you please add it to your favorites and vote for recommendations?Give the poor author some motivation!Thank you very much. (?w?)

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