[Douluo] I have a needle but not a sword

Tang Xiaoliu felt that he would never have the face to see anyone again in his life!

He kissed Tang Xiaosan in broad daylight! The scene of him and Tang Xiaosan kissing was seen by a gorilla! ! And the gorilla witnessed the whole process! ! !

Why does a gorilla appear every time he does something bad?

First he was abducted while going to the toilet and this time... he was caught kissing!

It seems that the gorilla is not compatible with him!

Tang Xiaoliu glared angrily at the gorilla hiding in the tree, and pulled out the Buddha-Destroying Sword on his back with his backhand.

The gorilla sensed Tang Xiaoliu's gaze that was about to pierce him, and hurriedly bypassed a man and ran deep into the forest.

Only then did Tang Xiaoliu discover that he had been taken to a tribal clearing by a gorilla.

His master and...Brother Fu both held up their swords that were dripping with blood, guarding him and Tang Xiaosan with vigilant faces.

Tang Xiaoliu looked at the man.

He has dry, straight black hair, red skin, and colored birthmarks that white and black people don’t have.

The man noticed that Tang Xiaoliu was looking at him, and he showed his teeth to Tang Xiaoliu in a feigned manner.

Oh ho! Spade-shaped incisors, prominent cheekbones, and a broad face.

Well, it's definitely an Indian.

Tang Xiaoliu slowly approached Li Bai and the others and asked them what happened while he was unconscious.

Du Fu told the story in detail.

With a warm and sunny smile on his face, Tang Xiaoliu slowly approached the Indian.

In fact, Tang Xiaoliu was a little panicked because he didn't know Indian at all.

Because American Indian is not a language, or even a language family, but a collective name for all language families and isolated languages ​​in the Americas except Eskimo. As of the 21st century, there are seventy known Indian languages. One language family and forty-two isolated languages, some of which are dead.

When the Indian saw Tang Xiaoliu approaching him, he raised the spear in his hand towards Tang Xiaoliu in panic, "hπnσei? iiπдmnnzhπp!"

"Uh... I'm sorry, we didn't mean to disturb you." Tang Xiaoliu was also in trouble.

What should I do if I don’t understand the language? It’s very urgent to be online! ! !

"nmhpдθpπiπnm"

"Ah, we are from the Tang Dynasty in the East. The purpose of coming to your place is to have cultural exchanges..."

"nθtΦenァméoェoē……"

"Ah, don't worry, your people will be fine. I know medical skills, I can save them..."

Tang Xiaoliu and Yin Anren reached a consensus after talking for a while.

Treat those lying on the ground first.

Li Bai was nervous and curious, even forcing him to speak in Bashu words, "How are you doing? Do you understand what he is talking about?"

"Who knows!" Tang Xiaoliu also responded reflexively.

Tang Xiaosan, who was ignored, also came up to join in the fun, "What about our claws now?"

Tang Xiaoliu coughed and returned to normal, "Have you killed anyone?"

Li Bai assured Tang Xiaoliu that they had not been cruel to the savages, that he and Du Fu had only knocked them unconscious.

As for the blood stains on the sword, it was the gorilla.

Tang Xiaoliu was still a little worried and carefully observed them personally to make sure that those people were only knocked unconscious and suffered some skin injuries. Apart from malnutrition, there was nothing serious, so I felt relieved.

Well, no! Tang Xiaoliu suddenly realized why these Indians were so thin!

He saw that there were many animals in the surrounding forest? Why are so many Indians reduced to skin and bones?

Tang Xiaoliu approached an Indian and held his wrist, feeling his pulse.

Tang Xiaoliu's brows furrowed more and more tightly. These Indians were all sick.

Just letting these Indians lie on the ground is not an option.

After Tang Xiaoliu communicated with the man for a while, he called Li Bai and the others to carry all the Indians on the ground to their own simple "house".

After everyone in Jiang carried them into the house, Tang Xiaoliu walked around the tribe again.

In this tribe, feces can be seen everywhere, and bone fragments are everywhere. Each house here is built randomly, but all the houses are surrounded by an altar.

This tribe is actually quite large, and its geographical location is also very good. Tang Xiaoliu even found a clear river behind the tribe.

After observing the situation around the tribe, Tang Xiaoliu communicated with the Indian again.

Tang Xiaoliu promised the man that he would cure everyone in the tribe, teach them how to live a better life, and make trades with them.

After obtaining the consent of the local indigenous people, Tang Xiaoliu returned to their own camp and summoned all the ministers to the tribe.

He also generously gave medicinal herbs brought from Datang to the local indigenous people.

After all, if they want to find the vegetables and crops they need, they still need the help of local people.

Tang Xiaoliu brought all the ministers to the tribe, noting whether they were frightened, and immediately started arranging work.

"Master Zhang, please lead fifteen people to the mountains to hunt some prey..."

"Master An, please lead ten more people to collect wood..."

"Master Shi, please find some waiters in the kitchen and cook Chinese medicine with them..."

"Master Liu..."

"..."

After Tang Xiaoliu assigned tasks to everyone, he returned to the "house".

He checked the pulse of each patient one by one, and then arranged the sickest ones to another room.

"Master, you must leave a certain amount of space between everyone, and you must open the windows to allow air to circulate, otherwise..."

Time flies by, and in the blink of an eye they have been in South America for half a month.

Thanks to the unremitting efforts of Tang Xiaoliu and others, the condition of the Indians has improved.

After being together for half a month, the two races have also let down their wariness towards each other. Although there is a language barrier and different customs and habits, there will usually be some friction, big and small, but there is no doubt that the relationship between the two different races is The friendship grows deeper and deeper.

Tang Xiaoliu has not been idle in the past half month. He taught the local people how to use seawater to dry salt, how to properly domesticate and breed livestock, how to build better houses, how to...

So, driven by Tang Xiaoliu, the Indians started the first infrastructure construction frenzy in their history.

Build new houses, build toilets, reclaim land, dry salt fields...

Officials from the Tang Dynasty in the East also started to help local indigenous people transform their homes after completing the task of finding plants arranged by Xiaoliu. They were bored and had nothing to do.

Tang Xiaoliu's eyes twitched as he watched the officials of the Tang Dynasty compete with the local indigenous people to cultivate land and build houses.

It is hard to imagine that the powerful people of the aristocratic families who lived a luxurious life in the Tang Dynasty could cook vigorously by themselves every day, and even eat, drink and play with the people they despised the most.

A senior official stopped a native who was about to sow seeds and quickly snatched his hoe, "Hey, hey! Are you stupid? Why do you want to sow seeds after digging such a shallow hole? Do you know how to do it? Farming? You should first..."

At this time, the natives who had been happily getting along with each other for more than half a month could almost understand what the Tang people were saying, and they actually began to try to learn the language of the Tang Dynasty.

The native tried to argue but it was obvious "I, 3nem, no, eπp."

"What are you talking about? I don't understand, forget it! Just follow me and keep the food you grow the most among these people." Obviously this was for a senior official with poor language skills.

A red sun is about to sink into the sea level, and the setting sun dyes the entire sea and sky golden red. Looking from a distance, the water and sky merge into one, and the sun fills the earth. The sand glows brightly under the sunlight. bright light.

Tang Xiaoliu led two wolf cubs and a handsome bamboo horse to the beach to play.

Tang Xiaoliu was separated from them by a long distance. He stepped on the soft sand and excitedly waved his hands to invite the two wolf cubs and a handsome bamboo horse (which did not exist).

"Yuansan, Lianliu, come here!"

Tang Xiaosan's vision was improved after cultivating the Purple Demon Eyes.

Tang Xiaosan stared at Tang Xiaoliu in the setting sun, watching his clothes swaying in the golden wind of the afterglow, the edges of his soft hair blending into the golden-orange sky, and his bright smile brighter than the sun. brilliant.

Tang Xiaoliu saw two fur dumplings flying towards him like two small cannonballs. He hurriedly bent down and prepared to hug them all.

Among them was a white-haired dumpling running desperately. The wind blew its hair back, and the little guy was forced to reveal his true appearance. It was not angry, but instead stuck out its pink tongue to feel the coolness of the wind.

Tang Xiaoliu didn't expect that it was the smaller Aisan who ran faster.

Aisan watched it getting closer and closer to Tang Xiaoliu, and couldn't help but let out a celebratory cry in advance, "Ouch, owoo~"

Its big bright blue eyes were full of pride and expectation. It had already thought of the admiring look in its little friend's eyes when they looked at it.

When the time comes, my little friend will definitely not refuse its licking, and will definitely let it smell the flowers!

Aisan was so excited that she had only two meters left to jump into Tang Xiaoliu's arms, and one meter left to win...

"Whoosh!" Suddenly a figure jumped into Tang Xiaoliu's arms and pushed Tang Xiaoliu down on the beach.

Teng Xiaosan pressed Tang Xiaoliu down on the beach, intertwined their fingers and kissed him hard.

"Well……"

Just ten seconds before Aisan was about to throw herself into Tang Xiaoliu's arms, Tang Xiaosan, who had been quiet all this time, suddenly moved. He started to run quickly and even used weird tricks to knock Aisan down before she jumped into Tang Xiaoliu's arms...

Aisan is stupid, its number one is gone, its licking is gone, its smell of flowers is gone...

It anxiously circled around Tang Xiaoliu twice, and after realizing that it couldn't squeeze in, it stood aside dejectedly.

Its big, bright eyes were filled with water, and their eyes were empty and lifeless. It had lost all hope of living.

The more Aisan thought about it, the more she felt aggrieved. She couldn't help but sob softly, "Uuuu~"

At this time, Lianliu ran over calmly. After seeing the languid appearance of the little fur ball, it flicked its tail slightly.

It came forward and sat down against the little fur ball, "Ouch?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Lianliu was not angry. Instead, he took the initiative to stick out his tongue and lick the little fur ball's head, "Uh-huh."

At first, the little fur ball still insisted on its decadent wolf design, but it couldn't stand up to the big fur ball, whose skills were too good.

Without being touched twice, Aisan's chubby little body tilted and leaned directly on the big fur ball, raising her little head and letting it lick her fur.

Tang Xiaoliu was confused by Tang Xiaosan's eyes. They were obviously practicing together. Why did Tang Xiaosan's violation of discipline suddenly improve so quickly?

Tang Xiaosan found that Tang Xiaoliu dared to be dazed during the kiss. He bit Tang Xiaoliu's tongue with some dissatisfaction, raised his hand to cover his eyes and deepened the kiss.

At dusk at sea, the sky becomes particularly charming and intoxicating...

Tang Xiaoliu and his party lived in America for six months. During these six months, he tried his best to help the local people.

Although he promoted local development, he did not turn a primitive and backward society into an advanced and powerful society in an instant.

Throughout the ages, social progress has often been accompanied by bloodshed and oppression. This is not what Tang Xiaoliu wants to see, at least he doesn't want to see it now.

The local society should not be broken by an outsider. He will promote local development, but will not let it develop so fast that it has no stable foundation.

Because it is better to teach someone to fish than to teach him to fish.

Before you know it, the snowy season has passed.

The Tang diplomatic mission is about to set sail again.

After discussing with everyone, Tang Xiaoliu informed the local chief of the news a week in advance.

In less than half a day, all the natives knew that they were leaving.

Unknowingly, an atmosphere of sadness spread to every corner of the tribe.

They stood aside in silence, silently watching the friends from the Eastern Land and Tang Dynasty busy packing their things and preparing to sail away.

obviously! The tribe, which was originally full of laughter and laughter, became extremely quiet in these last few days.

Tang Xiaoliu stood on the cliff and looked at the new tribe established under his promotion. In two days, they will be leaving!

He really tried his best.

On the night of the second day before leaving, all the Indians, led by the local chief, held the most solemn farewell party for their Eastern friends.

At this last farewell party, they drank wine happily, danced casually, and sang at the top of their lungs to express their feelings.

Tang Xiaoliu drank a little wine and his head felt dizzy. He lay in Tang Xiaosan's arms and acted coquettishly.

He muttered, asking Tang Xiaosan to hug him and kiss him.

Li Bai also performed a sword dance for everyone on the spot under the praise of the ministers.

After the dance ended, Li Bai's face was full of smiles, "Daughter-in-law! How is it? Am I a better dancer than that Gongsun girl?"

Du Fu clapped his hands enthusiastically, his eyes filled with stars.

He generously showered all his praise on the man he loved and admired the most, "Yes, my brother Bai is the best! Brother Bai is the best person I have ever seen in sword dancing!"

……

At the end of the banquet, the local chief suddenly shouted, and all the natives fell silent.

The chief walked up to Tang Xiaoliu seriously and stretched out his calloused hand to him.

He pushed Tang Xiaoliu onto the high platform in full view of everyone, and the natives surrounded Tang Xiaoliu tightly.

None of the officials from the Tang Dynasty moved. They believed that their friends who had been with them for six months would not harm Tang Xiaoliu.

The chief stood solemnly in front of Tang Xiaoliu, holding a torch tightly in his hand.

The chief's gaze swept across everyone in the tribe, and finally fell on Tang Xiaoliu, "eπ￥3oжepo!"

"￥πmoжれeжれeれπжooπ."

……

The chief said so many new words that Tang Xiaoliu and the others had never heard before that even the genius Tang Xiaoliu didn't understand what the chief was saying.

The chief became more and more excited as he spoke, his eyes filled with tears. He took a deep breath and turned to face Tang Xiaoliu.

He looked at Tang Xiaoliu with full respect, admiration, and deep gratitude.

After the chief roared loudly, he bowed in the direction of Tang Xiaoliu, "Heれpo..."

The surrounding natives followed the chief and yelled, and then bowed to Tang Xiaoliu, "Heれpo..."

Tang Xiaoliu was a little at a loss. He didn't know what these natives were doing.

After the chief saluted Tang Xiaoliu, he summoned the most talented young man in the entire tribe. Let him simply express their feelings to Tang Xiaoliu.

The young man looked at Tang Xiaoliu, who had fair skin and handsome breasts, and blushed shyly.

He did not dare to look directly into Tang Xiaoliu's eyes, but he shouted to Tang Xiaoliu in his loudest voice, "Young Master Liu, you are our god to protect us!"