[Douluo] I have a needle but not a sword
Chapter 22 Past life. Abyss of embarrassment
A ray of golden sunlight penetrated through the uncovered leaves and quietly climbed onto Tang Xiaoliu's face.
Tang Xiaoliu woke up in a warm embrace, with a bit of confusion in his eyes. He first saw Tang Xiaosan's youthful chest, and then he saw Tang Xiaosan's handsome and flawless face.
Tang Xiaoliu was in a daze. He seemed to have established a relationship with Brother Xiaosan yesterday!
Thinking of how sticky the two of them were last night, Tang Xiaoliu's face couldn't help but turn crimson.
He buried his face into Tang Xiaosan's chest again, smelling the cool mint fragrance on his body.
"Little lazy cat, you're already awake...why haven't you gotten up yet?" This was a magnetic male voice that became increasingly hoarse, coming from Tang Xiaoliu's head.
"Are you acting coquettishly on me? Huh?" Tang Xiaosan pulled Tang Xiaoliu out of his chest.
His big palms held Tang Xiaoliu's face, his eyes full of tenderness, "Do you want me to kiss you to wake you up?"
Tang Xiaoliu's shyness only lasted for one day, and he smiled brightly. He pouted slightly at Tang Xiaosan, "Yes, I want Third Brother's kiss."
"Xiao Liudan..."
"Well……"
The morning kiss was gentle and sweet. The two young people devoted all their love to each other. Every little trembling feeling caused by the interlocking lips and teeth told the love for this.
Although they have kissed twice, the small amount of experiments makes the two of them still a bit raw.
Teeth biting his tongue, stumbling and disconnected, Tang Xiaosan thought he would let Tang Xiaoliu go soon, but why did Tang Xiaoliu's lips smell so delicious?
Do all mouths look like this? No, only Xiao Liubao's lips should be so soft and sweet, like a honey jar.
Tang Xiaosan deepened the kiss while thinking wildly.
The two kissed each other for a long time, Tang Xiaoliu felt that his tongue was numbed by Tang Xiaosan's suction, and then Tang Xiaosan let go of him.
Tang Xiaoliu, who was let go, licked his slightly swollen lips from being kissed, and looked at Tang Xiaosan with dissatisfaction in his watery eyes.
Tang Xiaosan's eyes deepened. But instead of continuing to do bad things, he showed Tang Xiaoliu a bright and gentle smile.
Tang Xiaosan leaned in front of Tang Xiaoliu, nose to nose with him, "Good morning! This is the first kiss of the day."
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Tang Xiaoliu and the others came to America. That's right, it's the New World discovered by Glumbos in 1492.
There is a reason why Tang Xiaoliu chose America as the second stop on the Maritime Silk Road.
The American continent is rich in materials, and there are also some high-yielding crops, such as corn, potatoes, sweet potatoes, peanuts, tomatoes, and the Bashu people's favorite peppers, all from the Americas.
Tang Xiaoliu planned to bring these high-yielding grain crops back to Datang in advance. After all, he wanted to eat authentic Sichuan cuisine.
Nowadays, Tang Xiaoliu wants to cry because Tang Xiaoliu wants to cry because the Tang Xiaoliu wants to cry. The three meals a day always taste the same, and he will have to eat these spices for a lifetime. How can Tang Xiaoliu, who has eaten a lot of delicacies from the mountains and seas in his previous life, endure it.
Tang Xiaoliu inherited all the memories of his previous life. Although he can clearly distinguish that the current self and the self in the previous life are two different people.
But he can't help but recall the delicious food in his previous life. Now he will continue to promote the development of Chinese food culture and strive to eat food as delicious as in his memory as soon as possible.
In addition, Tang Xiaoliu also plans to visit the local indigenous people: the Indians.
Before the 16th century, most of the Indians were still in the matrilineal clan stage. There were also a few, like the Mayans, Aztecs and Incas, who had formed early slave states and had quite high cultures.
The Tang Dynasty was in the tenth century, so the Indians in South America are now in a primitive society.
Although the indigenous people are now in primitive society, they should be in the Neolithic Age of primitive society.
Human beings in the new era already have language. Although Tang Xiaoliu does not know Indian, he feels that he should be able to communicate simply with the Indians.
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I just went a little far, now let’s get back to the point.
Tang Xiaoliu divided the ministers into five teams and gave them pictures of various crops that had been prepared before going to sea, asking them to look for them according to the pictures.
When the ministers got the portrait, they were all shocked beyond measure. Every plant on it looks lifelike, as if there are real plants sealed into the drawing paper.
"Hey, look at this paper. Why is it white? And it's so stone-like."
"Oh my God! This paper is as white as frost and snow in winter. Why is Master Xiao Liu willing to paint on this kind of paper?"
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Tang Xiaoliu did not answer the questions for the ministers because he could not explain these things clearly for a while.
As a time traveler, a time traveler with extensive knowledge, a time traveler with rich talents and knowledge, and a time traveler with lofty dreams, he will definitely work hard to promote the development of this world's culture.
So in these fifteen years, Tang Xiaoliu created glass, white paper, toothbrushes, toothpaste, and shampoo.
Distilled liquor and soy sauce are brewed.
Improved methods for making white sugar and fine salt.
For the development of future history, he also established an ancient version of the library, wrote many books on medicine, agricultural chemistry, etc., and also wrote a book on the future development of history.
In these years, Tang Xiaosan has not been idle.
Tang Xiaosan is trying to make what Tang Xiaoliu said: just pull the trigger, and it can emit huge power.
According to Tang Xiaoliu, these hand mucangs can fire bullets very fast and have very strong destructive power, and can even compete with the top ten hidden weapons in the Tang Sect.
Tang Xiaosan was moved, so in addition to making the top ten hidden weapons in the Tang Sect, his current goal also added one more, which was to make a hand wooden warehouse as described by Tang Xiaoliu.
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Tang Xiaoliu never imagined that he would accomplish his second goal in this way.
Tang Xiaoliu took Li Bai, Du Fu and Tang Xiaosan to look for a plant that can be said to be both a fruit and a vegetable - tomatoes.
Tomatoes are short-day plants and do not require long lighting periods. They like to grow in an environment of 20-25C, and grow best when the soil temperature is 20-22C.
They need sufficient water during their growth, but there should be no stagnant water where they grow.
Therefore, soil with deep soil and high organic matter content is very suitable for their growth.
So Tang Xiaoliu and the others found a lake, and they began to search in the woods near the lake.
The trees beside the lake grow lush and green, and the air is filled with the fragrance of grass and soil. The sunshine is like wisps of fine golden sand, passing through the layers of leaves and happily spreading to the earth.
Tang Xiaoliu came to a relatively open area and carefully observed the black mushrooms on the ground.
Tang Xiaoliu's whole body was shrouded in the sunlight, and the ornaments on his body also reflected the bright light under the sunlight.
Tang Xiaosan raised his eyes slightly, and could just see Tang Xiaoliu's furry head. The sunlight dyed his hair into a light golden color, like a shining little sun.
"Third brother, look at this mushroom! It turns colorful black under the sunlight!"
Tang Xiaoliu turned around excitedly, wanting to convey his joy of finding something new to Tang Xiaosan, "There are really colorful blacks in this world! Ha, nature is really magical."
Tang Xiaosan's eyes were fixed on the young man in front of him silently, and he saw his eyes widened with a smile. There were bright spots of light in those particularly beautiful eyes, which were very beautiful and heart-warming.
Tang Xiaosan walked forward quickly, pretending to observe the mushrooms along with Tang Xiaoliu, "Well, that's right. It's really amazing!"
Tang Xiaosan's clear voice penetrated into his ears like gossamer, and Tang Xiaoliu's heartstrings moved inexplicably.
Tang Xiaosan pretended to observe the mushrooms, but in fact his eyes were quietly looking to the side. Tang Xiaoliu's beautiful eyes were lowered, and the long eyelashes cast a faint shadow in the sunlight. It fell under his eyes, like a small fan, gently touching Tang Xiaosan's heart.
Tang Xiaoliu noticed Tang Xiaosan's overly fiery gaze. After being shy for a second, he turned his head with enthusiasm and straightforwardness.
"Hey!" Tang Xiaoliu kissed Tang Xiaosan's cold and handsome face hard.
Tang Xiaosan was a little stunned, but he came back to his senses immediately.
He looked at Tang Xiaoliu who turned away from him after the secret kiss, and showed a gentler smile.
Tang Xiaosan's facial features suddenly magnified in front of Tang Xiaoliu's eyes, getting closer and closer.
Tang Xiaoliu tilted his head subconsciously, and a warm, soft touch touched his cheek.
Tang Xiaosan narrowed his eyes in dissatisfaction, stretched out his well-jointed hands, one held Tang Xiaoliu's waist, and the other clasped Tang Xiaoliu's chin.
Tang Xiaoliu's chin was locked tightly, and he had no room to struggle. The warm tongue forcefully pried his lips open.
"Well……"
Tang Xiaoliu was suddenly frightened and his eyes widened. He saw two people who were supposed to be looking for plants in the distance, now walking in their direction.
Li Bai spoke to Du Fu gently with a smile on his face. Li Bai would raise his hand to touch Du Fu's hair from time to time. Far from being unhappy, Du Fu even came forward and kissed Li Bai... The scene of the two handsome men holding hands and smiling at each other was really beautiful! (Tang Xiaoliu’s eyesight is very good because he has cultivated the Purple Demon Eyes.)
Tang Xiaoliu, who was force-fed dog food, was also in despair! He felt that the world at this time was full of the sour smell of love.
No, he couldn't surrender to a world like this. He wanted to retain his last dignity in front of his master.
Tang Xiaoliu was tightly restrained in Tang Xiaosan's arms. No matter how hard he struggled, Tang Xiaosan had no intention of letting him go.
Tang Xiaoliu didn't know what to do for a moment. He wanted to push the tip of Tang Xiaosan's tongue out with his tongue, but it was self-defeating. Instead, he seemed to be trying to cater to her.
In the end, even Tang Xiaoliu himself didn't know if he was pandering. His body, tightly hugged by Tang Xiaosan, was so hot that it almost melted. His limbs were so weak that he couldn't use any strength, and he was so dizzy that he couldn't stand.
He stepped back a little and accidentally stepped on a black mushroom.
The mushroom suddenly sprayed out a large amount of white mist. As if this was a signal, the surrounding mushrooms began to spit out white mist crazily.
Tang Xiaosan realized something was wrong and immediately let go of Tang Xiaoliu, who was almost breathless after being kissed by him.
Seeing Tang Xiaoliu's confused look, he smiled softly. He picked up Tang Xiaoliu and was about to leave, but he fell to the ground as soon as he took two steps and fainted.
After a while, a breeze came and blew away the white mist.
Li Bai and Du Fu also arrived nearby. They were very anxious when they saw Tang Xiaoliu and Tang Xiaosan who had fainted. Just as he was about to run over, something strange suddenly happened. A strong gorilla jumped from the tree, smashing the fallen leaves on the ground and flying up.
The gorilla casually pulled Tang Xiaosan aside and reached out to tear off the silver chain from Tang Xiaoliu's clothes.
It turned out that this gorilla had taken a fancy to an accessory on Tang Xiaoliu's body. The accessory glowed golden in the sunlight and instantly gained the gorilla's attention.
The gorilla found that the decoration could not be removed, and determined that Tang Xiaoliu was fainted. Then he planned to take Tang Xiaoliu away bravely.
"Uh..." The gorilla was about to lift Tang Xiaoliu up, but found that Tang Xiaosan, who was being pulled aside, had one hand tightly hugging Tang Xiaoliu's waist.
The gorilla tried to pull the two people apart, but found that it didn't work. He yelled irritably and simply carried the two people away together.
When he saw the gorilla falling next to Tang Xiaoliu and Tang Xiaosan, Li Bai had already pulled Du Fu and ran away.
Unfortunately, we were too late and could only watch the two teenagers being carried away by the gorilla.
"Hey! Why was that little devil Tang Xiaoliu captured by the gorilla again?"
"again?"
"That's right! When I first met him, he was abducted into the den by a female orangutan... Forget it, let's not say more now! Saving people is the most important thing."
"Brother Bai, shall we follow him now?"
Li Bai nodded, pulled Du Fu and started running wildly.
Originally, Du Fu's kung fu could only be called average, but he lived with an immortal like Li Bai for four years.
Under the influence of his ears and eyes, his martial arts also reached the top level in the world.
The figures in the trees quickly passed by the two of them, and the birds on the trees vaguely heard a man complaining.
Li Bai said the toughest words in the most cowardly tone, "What's your name, Brother Bai? I'm called Husband! How many times have I told you? We are both married! You are both my little wife..."
Li and Du ran wildly with the gorilla for half an hour, and finally they came to a tribe.
Du Fu saw the gorilla putting Tang Xiaoliu and Tang Xiaosan in the open space. He was about to rush forward and kill the gorilla, but was stopped by Li Bai.
Du Fu looked at Li Bai in confusion, and Li Bai signaled him with his eyes: Be careful, there are a lot of auras around, and someone is ambushing here.
Du Fu calmed down and looked around carefully. Sure enough, there were many figures lurking in the surrounding weeds.
Du Fu and Li Bai stood quietly without moving, and neither did the people in the weeds.
After a while, the people in the weeds finally couldn't wait any longer.
There were many figures walking among the trees. Suddenly these figures let out deafening screams and roars.
A group of savages rushed out, and Li Bai saw that they had spears in their hands, and some used tree bark as shields.
The savages had colorful feathers on their heads. Some of them have dark skin, and some have red skin.
Even the well-informed Li Bai was frightened! These savages looked at them with horror because they had never seen humans with such skin!
The savages glared at them fiercely with their white and bright eyes, their rotten teeth as white as snow.
What follows is a fight scene that the author didn't really want to write and readers didn't really want to see.
After ashes returned to dust and soil returned to earth, the stunned Tang Xiaoliu and Tang Xiaosan slowly woke up.
Tang Xiaoliu rubbed his eyes, sat up straight and saw the mess of the tribe in front of him. His brain, which had been short-circuited, finally returned to normal at this moment.
Tang Xiaoliu, who had cured the short circuit, fell into the abyss of embarrassment of digging his toes into the ground.
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