The whole world is raising elves

The beautiful teacher gave a brief introduction, and then took out a can of pink snacks from the document bag she carried with her.

The small biscuits, which are similar to cubes, are placed neatly one by one.

It was a bit like the food Lu Yanchen made for Xiangwei Miao. He thought it should be of a similar type.

"We must learn to understand the status of the elf from its voice. Don't be impulsive when you meet an elf you don't know or whose status is unclear. You must observe the status of the elf while keeping yourself safe. Many elves are... It is very afraid of humans and may be attacked if it gets too close.”

Lu Yanchen: I don’t know what he is talking about.

Others: Yeah, okay, okay, I understand.

Lu Yanchen: Hey, I know a ball

"Most grass-type elves are relatively close to each other, but you should pay attention to the difference between poison-type elves and grass-type elves, especially those with poisonous weeds. Generally speaking, when you see poison-type elves, no matter whether the other person looks kind or not, you should attack them as soon as possible. Stay away, especially if you don't have an antidote with you." The beautiful teacher said with a serious expression.

Nearly ten thousand people die at the hands of poisonous elves every year. Although the proportion is not high, it cannot be ignored.

The Bulbasaur with the heart pattern on its forehead lowered its head and sniffed the peach-colored square in the teacher's hand, then turned its head and said proudly that she didn't want it.

Oh, he's quite humane. His IQ should be as high as that of a seven or eight-year-old child.

"seed seed"

It barked at the teacher twice, closed its eyes and shook its head.

The beautiful teacher nodded clearly, took back the peach square, and replaced it with an orange one.

"Kanai~" This time he ate it very proudly, and after finishing it, he rubbed the teacher's hand in a friendly manner.

"Seed~Seed" it called to the beautiful teacher a few more times and squatted on the table very cooperatively.

It seems that if you want him to cooperate in class, you have to please him in advance.

Lu Yanchen: Still picky about food and difficult to feed

"Knowing the taste of elves can help you get in better contact with them. Even if they are of the same race, different individuals have different tastes. Another thing to note is that every elf has sensitive parts, such as Bulbasaur."

The beautiful teacher touched Bulbasaur's head, and the little guy narrowed his eyes with great enjoyment.

"The seeds on Bulbasaur's back were transplanted onto Bulbasaur's back by his mother when he was born. Although they do not belong to Bulbasaur themselves, as they grow older, the seeds and themselves become a symbiotic relationship. For those who are not familiar with it, Touching the seed will make it insecure.

Especially in spring, Bulbasaur will secrete nectar from its back, attracting insect elves, especially Heracross, to lie on it and suck it. "

"At this time, Bulbasaur, Bulbasaur, and Bulbasaur are all extremely irritable."

Lu Yanchen: It’s understandable. After all, this kind of forced pollination is probably quite uncomfortable.

I don’t know if this Bulbasaur understood it, and echoed it a few times in a very humane manner.

"No more nonsense, let's start learning the grass elf language now"

Lu Yanchen: I choose English, Crab.

"First we must learn to observe the elf's mood"

"Bulbasaur, express your anger."

"seed seed"

The little green guy suddenly stood up emotionally and spoke urgently.

"sad"

"Kane~"

The little guy became a little disappointed with visible mood swings.

"When the elf's mood changes erratically, we must stay away."

Lu Yanchen: No, this is simply a Sichuan Opera face-changing.

"Seed Seed~Da Na Hua Xia~" Bulbasaur stood up.

The beautiful teacher was very polite and handed it a lot of food.

After an inexplicable and overwhelmed elf language class, Lu Yanchen felt that he was about to become a scumbag.

Because the assignment handed out turned out to be: summarize and analyze the meaning of Bulbasaur's calls during class.

I'm so fucked

Who knows what it means

Can you analyze what the dog is saying through barking, woofing, and woofing?

Dog: Although I am not a human, you are real dogs.

Level [-] in the language of beasts is not enough, but level [-] in the language of the elves is not needed.

God

Let him be reborn again

What's even more frustrating is that my deskmate is immersed in writing. It turns out that someone really knows how to write such a ridiculous topic.

Lu Yanchen still decided to be out of sight and out of mind, and randomly stuffed his homework into a drawer.

Let’s copy classmate Seo Jimin’s when the time comes.

The English class is much more free and informal. At least there is no strange elf knowledge intruding in. The protagonist of the text has changed from "Ruth" and "Kady" to various elf. But this is not the point. College English level [-] and [-] are high Lu Yanchen, who passed the test, naturally picked up the training manual and started reading.

He is determined not to become a scumbag

In order to supplement my knowledge, there are also books on elf history and human history lying nearby.

This caused his deskmate to look at him with very twisted eyes.

Lu Yanchen didn't squint as he took the elf history book and crazily filled in his knowledge.

The textbook says that there are thousands of types of elves in the world, distributed all over the world. Each region has a specific type of elves. Even the same type of elves will have different forms in different countries.

For example, the well-known Ibrahimovic has always been among the top ten most popular elves among women because of his genetic instability and his ability to evolve into different postures.

Among them, Lu Yanchen saw the Vulpix. In his memory, the Vulpix should be a fire elf, but there was an ice elf in the textbook, which was very different from what he remembered.

All in all, it's amazing.

However, the number of elves is only a few thousand, which is pitiful compared to the types of animals.

Lu Yanchen flipped through the book in his hand. According to his understanding, elves and animals should belong to two separate ecosystems.

But in fact, carnivorous elves will also eat animals, and ferocious large beasts will also attack herbivorous elves. What is different from what he remembers is that many elves are omnivorous or even carnivorous, which is not the case in cartoons. An existence that only eats tree fruits.

Even many elves can breathe fire, thunder and the like.

But more ordinary elves cannot resist the invasion of beasts, and the wild animals in this world are also more ferocious. It may be that the beasts in this world have evolved over hundreds of millions of years and have become immune to weak energy, and whether this world is Whether animals or humans, their physical fitness is very high.

Although you won't die if you jump from the tenth floor, jumping from the second floor will only hurt for a while at most, but you won't break your bones.

As for the so-called thunder and fire, that is another energy body.

For example, the flames of fire elves will not cause fires. The flames can burn objects to ashes, but they will not spread. It is completely inconsistent with modern science, but that is the fact.

If humans come into contact with elf flames, they will not be burned if they are not malicious, they will only feel very hot. If they are malicious, they will be burnt to level [-] or [-] and disabled, which is fine.

Completely unscientific setting

Moreover, the attributes of the elves determine the space in which they live. For example, Desert Naia will only appear in desert areas and may appear indoors after being subdued.

Fire elves such as duck-billed fire dragons, lava beasts, and coal turtles are mostly found in volcanoes or hot areas.

The water system is naturally in the water.

Thunder type and the like are often found in thunderstorm areas.

So this is not scientific at all.

After looking at it in a fog for a long time, Lu Yanchen closed the elf book and felt that he, a scumbag, might not be able to escape. His current knowledge reserve is probably not as good as that of a primary school student.