The whole world is raising elves

The morning reading ended with a few people making jokes. The only good thing was that Lu Yanchen learned a lot of "common sense" about the world from these children.

such as

If you pass the exam as an elf trainer, you can get a monthly subsidy of [-].

However, elf trainers have training evaluations every year and are graded according to their elf's ability values. If the elf does not make any progress for three consecutive years, its qualification certificate will be revoked.

You can also challenge various gyms like in the anime.

For each successful challenge, you can get rewards.

The rewards for each gym are different.

There is a "Sulang Gym" in Zhejiang Province where they are located, and the owner is a man in his 30s.

Becoming the Elf King, you can receive 10 RMB every month. According to the purchasing power of eggs in a breakfast shop, which costs one dollar each, an annual income of one million is not a dream.

"Surang Gym, the owner is Su Zheming. He graduated from Zhejiang University and is engaged in elf ecology research. Among the known elfs, the most common one is the tropical dragon, which is super handsome."

Tropical dragon

Basic information about tropical dragons immediately came to Lu Yanchen's mind.

One of the most interesting is a tropical dragon with a bunch of bananas hanging from its chin, well, really bananas, which are edible and taste great.

Pollen is also shed from the neck in spring.

"Gym trainer, I'm so envious. I just want my own elf."

"Elf eggs are super expensive and almost impossible to hatch."

"A new elf shop has opened in Yintai City. Should we go check it out?"

Lu Yanchen listened to them talking non-stop about the elves, and felt that his world view was shattered once again.

The bell rang, and everyone's enthusiasm for gossip came to an abrupt end.

Lu Yanchen: After class, I stopped gossiping

"Wang Ziying, Zhong Li, Xu Zhimin, Shen Keqin, Lu Yanchen, Wang Xiao, you guys, come and get the manuals." The politics teacher who reappeared suddenly spoke out and appeared at the door holding several thick manuals.

Sure enough, students are as sensitive to teachers as radar.

Laoban's face was filled with relief and he patted Xu Jimin on the shoulder: "In the next few days, you will all prepare well and strive to achieve good results in the upcoming elf selection."

Like all teachers, they always have countless filters in their eyes for students who have good grades and are obedient, and the more they look at them, the more satisfied they become.

The politics teacher who is the head teacher is no exception. There are a total of six students exempted from the exam in his class, and there is one who ranks first in age. This year's bonus is definitely guaranteed.

Under the envy and hatred expressions of the remaining 32 students in the class, Lu Yanchen took the hot blue manual as if he was being baptized by the Holy Light.

It's almost as thick as Xinhua Dictionary

Is this really just a manual?

The Zhejiang Provincial Cultivation Center Manual is printed in golden official script on the front of the manual.

It is on the same level as those tourist attractions such as the West Lake Tourist Manual and the Yunnan Tourist Guide.

The head teacher encouraged me a few more words and then left.

Lu Yanchen returned to his seat, and the front tables, back tables, and aisle tables swarmed in, instantly filling the space that was not empty.

The girls were all crowded on Lu Yanchen's side, and the boys were all on Xu Jimin's side. It was a clear [-]th line.

"Open it quickly and see if there are any new elves."

"Brother, open it quickly and take a look."

puff--

Brother Zhi.

He remembered that the main character of Pokémon must be named Xiaozhi.

"Brother Chen, open it quickly and take a look."

Retribution came too fast.

Even Brother Chen.

Under the urging of a group of people, Lu Yanchen swallowed his saliva and reached out to open the sacred first page.

It is customary for every book to have a preface, which is a bunch of nonsense.

Go through the directory again

Water elf

Fire elf

Grass elf

Flying elf

Ordinary elf

Two and a half pages, all devoted to elf types.

"Ding ding ding——"

Before they could open the details, the recess bell destroyed everyone's happy expressions.

At that moment, Lu Yanchen froze inexplicably, and he even felt the black energy of resentment behind him.

These guys had gloomy expressions and looked a bit scary.

Lu Yanchen showed his dead fish eyes and was once again more deeply impressed by the influence of the elf.

Looking back three times, a group of people reluctantly returned to their seats and sat down. Their affectionate expressions truly interpreted what it means to "not be able to love".

The air around him suddenly became fresh. Taking a deep breath of fresh air, Lu Yanchen felt that this world was really poisoned.

"Everyone is very quiet today."

A beautiful teacher I had never seen before walked into the classroom with a teasing smile.

The light gray dress highlighted her exquisite and perfect figure. Her chestnut curly hair was tied into a high ponytail and swayed from side to side as she walked.

Gold-framed round glasses are placed on the high bridge of the nose, with brightly colored lipstick and light makeup, she looks like a beautiful woman.

This junior high school has such a beautiful teacher who is on point

"First of all, congratulations to the six students in our class. Other students don't be discouraged. In three months, you will also be able to go to the center to catch your own elf. You should also study hard and strive to get your own elf as soon as possible.

Without further ado, what we are going to learn today is the cry of Bulbasaur. "

The white-red ball grew larger in the hands of the beautiful teacher, a white light flashed, and a green creature appeared on the table, a toad with an onion on its head.

Wait, why would such a big creature come out of that small ball? Has the world's technology become so advanced that it can connect to other worlds through the ball?

So even if the Pokémon is three-dimensional, the setting of coming out of the Pokmon Ball has not changed.

It's so strange

Lu Yanchen once again wiped the non-existent sweat on his head and silently recited the core values ​​of socialism and the scientific outlook on development in his heart.

His view of science is in jeopardy

The elf's world view is really inconsistent in the real world. Although it still looks pretty good, he is referring to this elf, at least it has a cute appearance that most women will like.

Toad, no, it’s much cuter than toad. It should be called Bulbasaur.

Instead of a Two-dimensional plan, the three-dimensional Bulbasaur looks more like a toad, both in terms of skin texture and feel. It has a green "onion" on its back and is covered with a thin layer of cyan scales. You can imagine The scales of a reptile lizard are not as wet and sticky as imagined.

It is mixed with slightly darker scales, thus forming various patterns on the body.

The giant green "onion" on the back is also similar to a plant leaf, with distinct meridians, and the white veins continue along the leaf to the back where it is connected.

The ears are also covered with thin scales, and the eyes are blood red like rubies.

Surprisingly cute.

Lu Yanchen covered his face and couldn't help but mourn for his world view.

What can I do to save you, my lovely world view.

"Seed - seed -" the little monster said calmly to everyone's exclamations, and two thin "vines" sprouted from the roots of the "onion", swinging up and down like hands, clearly showing a high IQ.

Unexpectedly, the cry turned out to be seeds

So the person who named it called it Bulbasaur.

It's pretty straightforward.

Lu Yanchen vaguely remembered that all elves had so-called "race values", but he didn't like playing games or watching cartoons. He didn't know very well. He didn't know which world view the elves in this world were based on.

"Bulbasaur is a grass-type Pokémon. The seeds behind it can perform photosynthesis, inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen. The oxygen content is very high. Grass-type Pokémon emit 1.3 times more oxygen than plants, so in some places the oxygen content is too high. Gao is also known as a forbidden area for humans.

Bulbasaur will hibernate when there is insufficient sunlight in winter, and will wake up immediately when the sunlight is sufficient. Everyone should understand this common sense. "

Lu Yanchen: Damn common sense