The last elf

In the past few days, I have been practicing the "Diamond Sutra" sold to me by the immortal Liang Banxian under Xueying's guidance. .biqugev

I didn’t see any reaction after practicing for a long time at the beginning, and I didn’t see my body getting stronger or becoming more capable of fighting. It wasn’t until I turned to the last page that I saw a small reminder: “Those who practice this skill must first be naked. "

Damn it, it turns out you have to practice shirtless. No wonder the figures in the book are all shirtless. Why did you write this prompt on the last page? It made me practice for so long in vain. What a good person! If you dare to play tricks on me, when I master it, I will be the first to experiment with you and let you try the power of diamond! As for where to drill you...ahem, let's not talk about it, just practice!

The life of practicing was extremely boring and lasted for several days. Fortunately, I am talented and can understand quickly, so I can be considered a small success. What about the second layer of Diamond Diamond, the third layer of Vajra Shield, and the fifth layer of Vajra Palm? They are all OK!

After a few weeks of this, just when I had just broken through the ninth layer of the Vajra Barrier, which was the last layer, the sky suddenly became dense with dark clouds, and the sky became dark.

"Damn, it's going to rain. Is it because God wants to see how hard I work in practicing? If it rains to dissipate the heat for me, it should rain. Congratulations on my mastery of martial arts. But don't let it rain to congratulate me." Let’s bring some beauties down..."

Just when my beautiful fantasies were flying all over the sky, Xueying looked at the sky and said: "No, it's strange. It was sunny just now, why did it suddenly become dark? Is something coming to the human world?" As soon as I finished speaking, I saw a flash of lightning in the sky piercing the sky, followed by a loud "click!", a light green light fell from the sky, and landed in a forest not far from my home, followed by a heavy downpour. came down.

"What's coming down? Go take a look!" Xueying said and rushed out to take a look.

"Hey! My aunt, the rain outside is not falling, but falling! You will be washed away when you go out. Even my diamond shield can't protect you. We'd better wait until the rain stops before going out. Let’s take a look!” I grabbed Xueying and said.

And this wait is one day.

The next day, it was just dawn and the rain finally stopped.

"Boom, boom, boom!" There was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?" Xueying asked me with her big, bright eyes while she was lying in my arms.

"Ignore him, let's continue the intimate session, okay..."

"Dong dong dong!!!" The knock on the door rang again.

"Holy crap, who is it?! Which grandson dares to disturb my good time? I won't use diamonds to drill you to death!" I said and opened the door, only to see Xiao Xie and Awei standing outside.

"Hey, it seems that brother Yunfeng has almost mastered martial arts. He knows how to use diamonds?" Xiao Xie said.

"Ah, no, why are you here?"

"You'd better get up and wash up quickly. It's already dawn and you're still a young couple." Awei smiled and glanced at Xueying, who was sitting shyly on the bed and said. Only then did I realize that I had no clothes on and was just wearing a pair of underwear. I was so embarrassed that I quickly grabbed my clothes and went to the bathroom to wash up.

After a while, I walked out in high spirits and said, "Why are you here? Did something happen?"

"You must have seen the heavy rain and the lightning and green light last night, right?" Awei said.

"I saw it, but I don't know what that light green light is." I said.

"That's a lock." Xiao Xie blurted out.

"**Lock?!" Xueying was shocked.

"What is a lock? It sounds awesome." I said.

"The lock is a very powerful magic weapon. After chanting the spell, it can instantly lock the enemy and make it lose its combat ability and mobility. It is the weapon used by the old fox goblin in "Journey to the West", also called "Binding Immortal" Rope"!" Xueying explained.

"Oh, I remember! As long as you recite the spell, you can lock others and they can't move! So the lock is in the woods near my house? Then let's go find it quickly!" I finished. Pulling Xueying, Xiao Xie and Awei rushed towards the woods.

This forest is very large. It's a bit of a suburb. There are no people nearby. In addition, it just rained heavily yesterday, so the entire forest is quiet and very quiet at this time.

"Wow, it's my first time to realize that the air here is so good. It seems I will have to come here more often in the future!" I said with satisfaction while breathing in the fresh air here.

"It's strange. Logically speaking, animals should come out to look for food after a heavy rain. Why didn't we see any animals? On the contrary, it was a bit quiet and scary." Awei said.

"Maybe they haven't gotten up yet... Hey, what does the lock look like?" I asked Xiao Xie.

"I haven't seen this one before, it's just a rope-like thing." Xiao Xie said.

"A rope? There is one on the tree next to me, and it's golden. Is it this?" After I finished speaking, I grabbed the rope-like object on the tree next to me and asked.

"...Danger! Put it down quickly!" Xueying, Xiao Xie and Awei suddenly shouted loudly, which scared me badly. When I came back to my senses, I realized that what I was holding was not a rope, but a golden snake, which was staring at me with its tongue hanging out.

"My grandma!" I howled loudly and threw the snake away. Fortunately, I didn't get bitten by it. Regardless of whether it was poisonous or not, the pain alone would last for several days.

"Everyone, be careful. There are still a lot of poisonous insects here. Pay attention under your feet or on the trees, and follow closely!" Xiao Xie took the lead, Awei and I were in the middle, and Xueying was behind. We kept walking like this.

After walking for a long time, I didn't even find anything, let alone the lock. I was so tired that I was out of breath and hungry, so I found a stone and sat down to rest for a while.

"Hey, I'm so hungry, I really want to eat..." I looked around and suddenly found a wild apple tree not far in front of me. There were several red apples hanging on the tree. Woke up my appetite.

"Wow, what red apples! Don't try to snatch them from me! They're all mine!" I jumped up excitedly and rushed towards that tree.

"No one is going to fight with you. If we really want to fight with you, do you think you can fight with you? Even one? The tree is so tall, how can you get up there?" Xiao Xie looked at me with contempt and said.

"...It's really too high to say, I can't climb a tree, what should I do? Shake it? It's unlikely that the ground will shake, how about flying up? I can't fly... Hey, someone can fly !" After I finished speaking, I turned my eyes to Xiao Xie, pulled his arm flatteringly and said, "Well, let's discuss something. You fly up and help me pick it off. Let's divide it three to seven, I will take seven and you will take three. How about that? "

"Are you crazy? Did you raise that tree? What do you call seven and three? Everything is mine when I fly up. You don't want any of it. Also, I have no interest in that thing." Xiao Xie finished. Turn your face to the side.

"Fuck, if you don't help, I won't help. I'll go find Awei, she can fly!" After I said that, I went to beg Awei. Just when Awei was hesitant to help me, Xiao Xie said: "Xiaowei, don't help him, let him find a way by himself!" Awei looked at Xiao Xie in confusion, and nodded with a smile after three seconds. Said: "So that's it. Well, I'll listen to the master. Yunfeng, you have to find a way on your own!"

"Fuck, you guys... forget it. In the end, my Xueying is still reliable. She can also fly. If I go to her, she will definitely help me. I won't give you any apples then!" I said and went. Find Xueying. But Xueying said to me with a smile: "Hehe, Xiao Fengfeng, although I have the ability to help you, I can't help you. You must find a way on your own!" Xueying winked at me after saying that. Eye.

"You! You don't help me? It's so boring! I'm left to figure out my own solution. What can I do!" I walked towards the apple tree angrily, trying to shake the apple off with brute force, but I couldn't. There was no movement at all for a long time. "Whoops!!!" I roared angrily and slapped the apple tree with my palm, only to hear a loud "Boom!!!" and the apple tree fell down.

"Oh yeah! Congratulations to Yunfeng for breaking through to the sixth level of the Diamond Palm in the Diamond Sutra!" Xiao Xie, Awei and Xueying suddenly shouted at me, which took me a long time to react.

"What? It turns out that you just wanted to stimulate my fighting spirit to break through the sixth level of the Vajra Palm, so you deliberately didn't help me! That's too bad for you!" I threw three apples at the three of them unhappily, and then threw the rest He held everything in his arms.

"Hey, how else could you break through the sixth level of Vajra Palm? Isn't it good for us to do this?" Awei said to me with a smile while eating an apple.

"Okay...so good that I almost hate you...but looking back and thinking about it, now I can knock down a big tree with one palm. When I break through to the ninth level, won't I be able to use the Tathagata like Master Xing?" Wouldn’t you be awesome when you get the palm? What about the black wind demon, the ancient ferocious beast Taotie, come and beat them all to death!”

"The Black Wind Demon is not as weak as you think. He is now the leader of the demon clan, and his strength is still very terrifying. Even the Monkey King may not be his opponent!" Xueying immediately broke my beautiful fantasy.

"I'm just saying it for fun... Since Brother Monkey can't even defeat his opponent, will I look for Shao?"

"Okay, after such a long break, it's time to continue looking for the lock. Otherwise, it will be bad if others find it. We have to hurry up!" After Xiao Xie said this, he took the lead and opened the way.

We searched all the way, and Huangtian paid off. Finally, we found a bundle of green ropes on a stone wall, which was still glowing green and looked like a fairy.

"Look! That must be the lock! Finally found it!" Xueying pointed at the bundle of ropes and said.

"Wait, I'll get it down!" After Xiao Xie said that, he spread his demon wings and flew towards the stone wall. After a while, he came down with the rope.

"It's a lock, that's right!" Awei looked at it and said.

"Now that we've found it, let's go back quickly!" Xiao Xie said.

"Leave? People can leave, but things stay!" At this time, a large group of demons suddenly appeared in the sky, surrounding us. The leader was a demon that looked like a bat but had dinosaur-like scales.

"Wind-Tearing Demon! You have been following us!" Xiao Xie said to him.

"This is no longer important. Hand over the locks immediately, otherwise none of you will get out alive!"

"Ha, you guys are not qualified enough! Awei, protect Yunfeng!" After Xiao Xie said that, he waved his demon wings and jumped up, flying into the sky to fight with the Wind-Removing Demon.

"I also have force. I don't need protection anymore. I want to protect you!" I said to Awei and Xueying. But after a while, I gave up this idea, because these demons are flying, and they attack with cyclones, which are long-range attacks. But I can't fly and can't get close to them. I can only dodge and block. There is no way at all. A chance to fight back.

"Grass mud horses! Come down and fight if you can. I'll beat ten of you one by one!" I dodged while shouting at the demons. But they didn't seem to listen at all and were still flying around above my head. At this time, Xueying and Awei were fighting with the demons, and Xiao Xie was also fighting with the Wind-Tearing Demon to no avail.

"This is not the way to go, use the lock!" Xueying shouted at Xiao Xie. "Yunfeng, I'm too busy right now, you continue!" Xiao Xie threw the gunlock at me while resisting the attack of the wind-removing demon.

After I caught it, I didn't know how to use it.

"Hey! How do you use it?" I shouted to Xiao Xie.

"Recite the spell!"

"Holy crap, what kind of spell are you chanting?"

"How do I know? It's up to you!"

"Holy crap! You don't know either? Aren't you trying to trick me? Xueying! Awei! Do you know what the spell is?"

"I don't know!" Xueying and Awei said in unison while dealing with the demons' attacks.

"Damn it! What's the point of finding this thing!..."

At this time, there was a sound of chanting a mantra. Huh? Didn’t everyone say no? Who is chanting the incantation? I looked around and finally discovered that the spell came from the mouth of the Wind-Tearing Demon.

"Oh my god! He actually knows the spell! It's over now!" I yelled. Then I saw that the ** locks in my hands gradually responded. Starting from me, Xueying, Awei, and finally Xiao Xie were tied up in an instant. The four of us suddenly lost our ability to fight and move, like Standing on the ground like a log.

"What a cheat! He actually knows the spell! The locks we worked so hard to find were actually used by him to tie us up..." I howled.

"Hahaha! It's useless to say anything now, prepare to die!" After saying this, the Wind-Tearing Demon jumped up and created a huge cyclone with his hands to hit us. At this time, we had no power to fight back and couldn't even hide. I instantly felt that we were dead now! Is this the great disaster that Liang Banxian mentioned? Am I going to die here today? ……etc! He said that in an emergency, you can summon the Vajra Shield to save your life! Although I can't use the Vajra Palm or move around, I can still move my mouth, and I can still remember the spell! No matter what, let’s fight!

I closed my eyes and recited the Vajra Mantra. Just when the cyclone was about to hit us, a golden barrier in the shape of a big bell suddenly appeared on our bodies. Then there was a loud "Bang!" sound, and the cyclone hit the Vajra cover and disappeared. But the Vajra Shield has not broken and still surrounds us.

"How is that possible!" the Wind-Tearing Demon shouted. Then he and the demons continued to hit us with cyclones. Suddenly, many cyclones were hitting us. The diamond shield blocked them all and remained motionless. This shows how powerful the defense of the nine-layer diamond shield is. Fortunately. Liang Banxian didn't lie to me, otherwise we would all be stuck here today. But the chains are still tied to us. We can't move or use spells. Do we have to keep wearing them like this?

At this time, a dragon roar came from the sky. We looked up and saw two dragons circling in the sky. One was silver-white and looked familiar, as if we had seen it somewhere. There is another one that is cyan, much larger than the silver one, and looks like it should be a father and son.

"Dragon King of the East China Sea?!" The Wind-Tearing Demon was shocked.

"Great, it's the Dragon Prince and the Dragon King of the East China Sea who are here to save us!" Xueying said excitedly. Then two dragons flew down from the sky and transformed into the Dragon Prince and an old man with a beard.

"Haha, I didn't expect that there would be so many people coming to snatch the locks. It seems we are too late." Prince Long said, then he chanted a spell, and the locks tied to us were immediately unlocked. , I took the opportunity to grab it in my hand, thinking that this is a good treasure and I must not give it to anyone!

"You...!" The Wind-Tearing Demon pointed at Prince Long and was speechless.

"Go to hell!" Xiao Xie, who had gotten rid of his body shackles, flashed behind the Wind-Tearing Demon with the Xuantian Sword and slashed with the sword. The Wind-Tearing Demon was split in half before he could react and fell directly to the ground. When the other demons saw that the Wind-Tearing Demon was killed, they rolled and crawled away.

"Hey, are you going to beat your own family?" Prince Long looked at Xiao Xie and said. He must have thought that Xiao Xie was from the demon clan.

"No, Xiao Xie is already on our side, and he is now hostile to the demons." Xueying explained.

"Oh? Really? No wonder they kill the wind demon. It seems that the power of the demon clan is not as powerful as before." Prince Long said.

"Now that everything has been resolved, it's time for us to go back. Xiao Bailong, thank you for saving us again~" Xueying said to Prince Long with a smile. The situation is not good, I have to leave quickly, otherwise I will definitely be hurt again, I have a premonition.

"Wait a minute, that lock..." Prince Long pointed at the lock in my hand and said.

"What! You don't want to grab something ready-made like the Wind-Removing Demon, do you? Let me tell you, although I am a mortal, I can also do martial arts. Don't think that I am afraid of you..." I said this, but my legs Shivering. Isn't it? How can I win against others? Besides, there is an old man next to me. He is the Dragon King. What if I anger him and flood my house?

At this time, the Dragon King spoke: "Haha, young man, you are worrying too much. We still understand the first-come, first-served rule. Since you found this lock first, it will naturally belong to you. No matter what, it is better than being killed by the demons." It’s better if the person gets it.” His tone was so kind.

"Yes, I just want to tell you the two spells on this lock. One is for locking people, and the other is for unlocking. Otherwise, it would be useless for you to hold it, right?" Prince Long said. Hey, I was scared to death. I thought they were going to rob me...

After teaching me the spell, the Dragon Prince and the Dragon King of the East China Sea transformed into two dragons and flew away.

I held the lock in my hand and couldn't wait to find someone to do the experiment, so I looked at Xiao Xie, Awei and Xueying.

"What do you want to do?" Xiao Xie said.

"Hey, who of you wants me to do an experiment? Just a moment, just a moment..."

"Damn, don't even think about it!" After Xiao Xie said that, he took Awei and flew away. It should be said that he escaped...

"Wow haha, with this baby, who am I to be afraid of?" I laughed wildly.

When I finished laughing, I found that Xueying was gone and she had run away. Damn, am I so scared? Can we still have fun together? Alas, there is no way, they will all fly, and I have to walk back slowly alone, which makes me feel fucked just thinking about it.

(End of this chapter)