The blind man at the beginning makes Da Mi Mi feel guilty for a lifetime

What's more, everyone's laughter and laughter deeply infected Chen Ge, making Chen Ge stand up, and then took a slight horse step, and his body began to shake.

Let's draw a dragon together on the left side and a rainbow on the right side together. The shoulders are still shaking at a very regular frequency.

This trembling force came from the shoulders to the neck, and the neck swayed back and forth, left and right.

"I laughed to death, this is too magical!"

"Chen Ge's trembling made me tremble involuntarily!"

"But don't tell me, this shoulder-shaking dance looks simple, but it's quite difficult to shake regularly, especially the shoulders and head shake at a fixed frequency, as if the shoulders transmit power to the head! "

"That's right, you really deserve to be the God of Cookery who invented the spacewalk, so amazing!"

Chen Ge's magical shoulder-shaking dance went viral, and someone even made a gif emoticon package, which was directly circulated in various WeChat groups.

But these are for later.

"It's obviously impolite to shake your shoulders and shake your head. We are all street thugs doing this, but Chen Ge has a sense of beauty when he does it!"

"Me too, Chen Ge is simply amazing!"

Everyone's rainbow farts were endless, but Chen Ge was so playful that he walked towards the aunts and grandmas dancing in the square.

"Fuck, what is Chen Ge going to do?"

"I guess he must be angry, after all, it's his music, it was changed to this way!"

"Chen Ge shouldn't be such a stingy person!"

"I feel so too!"

When Chen Ge came to the square dancing place, he applauded and said, "Hi, seniors, I am a dancer, let me teach you how to dance!"

What the hell!

What the hell!

What the hell!

The viewers who watched the live broadcast immediately had a triple hit.

They were all dumbfounded!

"Hahahahaha, where is the person who said Chen Ge was going to stop them?"

"I'm dying of laughter. Chen Ge also took the initiative to teach them to dance. Is it a moonwalk?"

"My God, a group of aunts in their 50s, the oldest 80-year-old grandma are doing a spacewalk together. This picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it!"

"Help, this picture has come out, it needs a photo of the 18-year-old girl's legs to get rid of it!"

"The photo of the abs of the male high brother can also be eliminated!"

When the dancing old man heard this, he looked at Chen Ge curiously.

Someone immediately said: "He is a big star, the one who can sing very well!"

Hearing that Chen Ge is a big star, the old people looked at Chen Ge with a lot of normal eyes.

After all, daring to interrupt their dancing is a capital offense.

"What a handsome guy, it's a pity he's so white, you can tell he's never been in the ground!"

"You have small arms and legs, you need to practice more!"

"Does the handsome guy have a date? I have a daughter who is very capable!"

Someone is already preparing to introduce someone to Chen Ge.

"He said he would teach us how to dance. How can there be time to prepare? Next month will be the first square dance competition!"

"Back! Back! Back!"

"Yes, let him go back first!"

"Don't worry, let's observe first, if the dance is very good!"

Everyone whispered, all of which were heard by Chen Ge.

"The dance I teach you is very simple. I guarantee that you will win the championship in the square dance competition next month!"

As he said that, Chen Ge started to jump up.

He first learned how to walk like the women in Qing court operas. Every time he walked, he swung his arms wide and took big steps.

Then Chen Ge put his hands on his hips, gently twisted his buttocks, and then opened his hands, embracing the sun...

The first time those aunts saw Chen Ge's movements, their eyes seemed to fall into it.

My darling, this dance is so beautiful, and it's very simple, you can see it at a glance.

Everyone followed Chen Ge to do it.

Everyone: "???"

"Wori, Chen Ge, what are you doing? Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"I thought it was a moonwalk, but it turned out to be a square dance!"

"But this dance is too magical, it makes me laugh to death!"

"This dance is very beautiful. It's normal for you people not to understand!"

"??? Has your account been stolen?"

"That was my tuba just now. My mother saw it. She said that Chen Ge's dance is very handsome. She has already sent the link to his square dance group!"

"Me too, my mother also said that I have to keep watching Chen Ge's live broadcast room, she used to hate me watching live broadcast!"

"My dad is very happy now, because my mom went to dance in the square, and he can go fishing!"

"Laugh!"

Driven by Chen Ge, the square dance army that should have rested started again.

When the song was over, the eyes of those old people wanted to eat Chen Ge.

"Boy, I have a granddaughter..."

(ps: The new book is in the top 30, thank you for your support, today is the fourth update!)

Chapter 79

One night passed, how happy everyone was last night, and how painful this morning.

Because the old people were attracted by the square dance created by Chen Ge last night, they all practiced until very late.

This is a pain for everyone.

"I knock, Chen Ge, I hate you!"

"It's too painful. Originally, I couldn't hold the square dance until 8 o'clock. Last night, it went straight to 12 o'clock. My dad and I begged my mom, and my mom came back!"

"In the future, if my mother behaves like this again, I won't let her come back, let her experience the feeling of not going home in the middle of the night and being locked out!"

"Young, I did this last night, but I was beaten up by my mother. My mother won't cook today!"

"That's great, you can still lock mom out!"

"I'm sorry bro, I'm not a human being!"

At noon, the live broadcast of the program group started.

The first is yesterday's sales situation. Chen Ge's three items are all sold out. No.2 is Jiang Haixing, No.3 is Cui Jiajun, and No.4 is Deng Nianshi.

"Damn it, you even sold something short, how did you do that?"

Cui Jiajun and Deng Nianshi pulled Jiang Haixing behind.

They also went live to bring goods yesterday according to the words taught by Xin Ba, but the sales volume was very mediocre.

Jiang Haixing said: "I found that everyone likes to watch some strange things. If you just follow the words, everyone may become immune, do you understand?"

"When I sold the black garlic yesterday, I was so stinky, but everyone liked it very much, so they all placed orders!"

Cui Jiajun seemed to understand: "You mean playing ugly?"

"That's right, this is it!"

Deng Nianshi seemed a little embarrassed, he said: "But, we are stars, isn't it black history to pretend to be ugly?"

"Black and red are also red, don't you want to be suppressed by Chen Ge all the time? The ugly words are up front, when the penguin gets angry, the consequences will be serious! At that time, it would be bad for you to beg me again!"

Deng Nianshi and Cui Jiajun thought about it for the same reason: "Okay, let's do it!"

"That's it, my emoji was even trending yesterday!"

Jiang Haixing took out his mobile phone, and there were all kinds of black garlic emoticons of him in it.

For example, the eyes glow when you "eat well".

Or how he retched when he smelled it.

Seeing these emoticons, Cui Jiajun and Deng Nianshi burst into laughter: "We understand!"

"Damn it, I fought that Chen Ge!"

"right!"

We all came to the field together.

What we are going to do today is live broadcast with goods outdoors.

On the endless field, there are lush fruit forests.

The environment here is very pleasant, so many fruits are very suitable for growing here.

"Everyone, you can start the live broadcast now. This live broadcast is unlimited in time and genre, and everyone can play freely!"

After the off-site director finished speaking, the three of Jiang Haixing immediately walked out in the first place.

They want to get ahead of Chen Ge, and first find out what's on sale nearby.

Entering the fruit forest, all kinds of fruits almost dazzled everyone's eyes.

"Oh my god, there are so many fruits!" Jiang Haixing said in surprise.

"Everyone, have you seen it? These are very fresh fruits. As long as you place an order, we will immediately arrange for people to come and pick them, and they will be delivered to your homes as soon as possible. Freshness is guaranteed, and no one is cheated!"

While Jiang Haixing was talking, Cui Jiajun and Deng Nianshi didn't know where they went.

After a while, the two of them ran back.

"Fuck, the fruit over there is even better, come here!"

Cui Jiajun and Deng Nianshi took Jiang Haixing to the next location immediately.

There are densely grown oranges here.

"Family, have you all eaten oranges during the Chinese New Year? The skins of those oranges are a bit hard, and it is very painful to peel. You can only cut them with a knife, and you will get water everywhere when you eat them!"

Cui Jiajun's words resonated with everyone.

"That's right, anyway, I don't want to buy oranges every Chinese New Year. I don't know why my mother still buys a lot!"

"It's the same with me. When I'm a guest, I see a lot of oranges on the table!"

"Then you are young. Putting the oranges on the table without a knife will naturally make it difficult for the guests to get their hands on them. In this way, the oranges will be stored for at least one Spring Festival, saving money!"

"Wori, it turned out to be like this, I finally understand, the wisdom of the elders is well-deserved!"

"Put oranges without knives, buy macadamia nuts without a fruit opener, tips for saving money during the Spring Festival!"

"Nice to learn!"

Cui Jiajun silently wrote down the cheats provided by everyone, and continued: "But these oranges are different. They are all oranges that have been carefully cultivated. The skin is thin and easy to peel, and the flesh is very moist, just like jelly!"

"Look!"

He took a knife and cut off the half of the orange.

The exposed pulp is really like jelly, very shiny.

It looks full.

"Look again, everyone!"