The blind man at the beginning makes Da Mi Mi feel guilty for a lifetime

Is everyone's focus so strange?

Obviously a beautiful love story!

Just horrible!

"Don't mind so many details, let's talk about Apple!"

"An apple fell on a man's head, and that man discovered the law of gravitation, but he didn't discover it just by being hit by an apple, but after a lot of tests!"

"All teenagers, if you want to get good grades, you have to work hard and accumulate. When you recite words, the cod in Alaska is jumping out of the water. When you do math, the seagulls in the South Pacific are skimming the coast. When you study at night, the polar circle of the earth is colorful."

"But boy, you have to realize the dream yourself, and you have to see the world yourself."

"The future is promising, do your best. When you work hard for the future, those people and scenery you think you can't see will eventually appear in your life!"

As soon as these words came out, the eyes of the staff member Yang Wei shone.

These words are too beautiful, how did this head grow?

Why do I only say shit and awesome?

"Day, now our teacher has also noticed Chen Geda's live broadcast room, and now she asked us to extract all the nice sentences in it, and then write them in the composition? Did you write it down, please add me on WeChat okay?"

"I heard your abacus in Changbai Mountain!"

"I heard the abacus on Mars!"

"This is a cultural person. I found that I should study more!"

"That is, the era of fragmented reading makes people gradually become impetuous. You ask yourself, how long have you not read a book well? How long have you not watched a movie seriously?"

"I just finished reading a book yesterday. It's about a high school student named A Bing who didn't do well in grades, and then stayed at Mrs. Hu's house!"

"I have a friend who has cancer and wants to read this book before he dies!"

"That's right, I'm the friend who has cancer, I really want to see it!"

Yang Wei didn't read these barrages to Chen Ge. Chen Ge said to himself: "These apples are bright red in color and round and plump. They are very suitable as fruits for teething festivals in leisure time. They are also [-] pieces. Xiao Yang went shopping Let's go!"

Yang Wei arranged these Apple links according to the operation.

Available!

It's still the old rule, it's gone in seconds!

"My god, how many years have you guys been single?"

"My 20-year unicorn arm can't win you here? Who are you?"

"I'm Jia Tengyin, who is known as the number one golden finger in China, and I successfully grabbed an apple!"

"Dahua's No. [-] ADC has also successfully grabbed a share!"

"You guys are so flirty!"

So far, all three treasures brought by Chen Ge have been sold out.

"What? Chen Ge is sold out? Why so fast?"

The three of Jiang Haixing were shocked when they learned that Chen Ge could leave work.

"Are you kidding? Could it be that he also invited foreign aid for training?" Jiang Haixing asked in surprise.

"He told a story, sang a song, and gone!"

After listening to the staff, Jiang Haixing was full of question marks.

This fucking works too!

Coming out of the bathroom, Jiang Haixing returned to the studio.

Everyone, Chen Ge is off work, and his first product has not been sold out yet.

You have to think of a way!

It seems that everyone has just finished buying rice in Chen Ge's live broadcast room, so they won't buy it here.

It's time for the second product!

"Everyone, in fact, in Xiaochou Village, there is another very special snack!"

"The local residents say that they have eaten it since they were young. Take one in a meal to refresh your mind; eat two in a meal and you will never get tired; eat three in a meal and it tastes great!"

"That's... black garlic!"

"Dang Dang Dang Dang!"

The moment Jiang Haixing took out the black garlic, his eyes seemed to be shining.

It was a jar about the size of a palm, about ten centimeters high, with black garlic seeds in it.

This black garlic has attracted everyone's attention!

"Black garlic? It looks like a dark dish!"

"I think so too, is this really delicious?"

"Hen!"

Jiang Haixing said loudly: "Everyone, this black garlic is really super delicious, very fragrant!"

"I'll eat it for you now!"

The moment he unpacked it, a different kind of stench rushed into the sky.

"Oh my god, this smells so good...vomit!"

The instinct of his body made him vomit directly in front of the camera!

Crowd: ? ? ?

"Ahahahahaha, is this really that fragrant?"

"I laughed so hard, I took a screenshot just now, and I want to spit it out!"

"Brother, please take a screenshot!"

"Okk, I sent it to you!"

Fortunately, Jiang Haixing reacted very quickly, and he immediately said: "Everyone, don't look at this smell, but it smells really good!"

"vomit!"

He retched again.

The number of bullet screens has more than tripled compared to when he sang.

"Really, it's delicious, I'll eat it for you to see now!"

He took out a piece of black garlic, no need to peel it, and ate it in one bite.

"My God!"

"This black garlic is so delicious!"

"Yuck~~~"

He retched again, and the audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Is this delicious or not?"

"My god, I really want to eat it and try it!"

"Don't say it, me too, because of curiosity, I placed an order!"

The sales of black garlic are gradually increasing: [-] pieces...[-] pieces...[-] pieces...

In just a few minutes, he sold half of it.

This gave Jiang Haixing great confidence: It seems that I am no worse than Chen Ge.

"Family, this black garlic is really delicious, I won't lie to you, Hua people don't lie to Hua people... gh!"

This last cry brought everyone to tears of laughter.

But the live broadcast effect is also full in an instant.

The remaining [-] bottles of black garlic were all sold out.

"Fuck, thank you family, thank you for your support!"

Jiang Haixing seemed to have opened the door to a new world. He bowed to the camera repeatedly, almost kneeling down.

"As a reward, I'll sing you a song... Ugh!"

He was full of confidence this time, and started singing with the guitar.

When Chen Ge passed by Jiang Haixing's office, he heard the sound of vomiting coming from inside from time to time, and praised: "He is really dedicated, he still sings when he vomits!"

"System, here's a wave of ten consecutive draws to add to the fun!"

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for being proficient in piano! 】

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for winning "The Brightest Star in the Night Sky"]

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for winning "The Wind Rises"]

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for being proficient in guitar! 】

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for being proficient in dancing! 】

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for winning "I Remember"]

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for mastering the harmonica! 】

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for winning the king-level singing voice! 】

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for being proficient in Cantonese! 】

[Ding ding ding... Congratulations to the host for being on the scene! 】

Fuck, is it Chinese New Year?

Give so much?

Chapter 78 Chen Ge actually designed a square dance for "Daoxiang"

Leaving the live broadcast room, there is no hustle and bustle of the city at night in the countryside.

There is only a faint chirping of insects and the sound of frogs in the rice fields.

The trumpets in the village play "The Fragrance of Rice".

The night in the mountains is very cool, and there are too many stars in the night sky to count.

The life of the villagers has long been different from staying at home when it was dark.

Now their life is rich and colorful.

Next door to their live broadcast building, there is also a three-story resident activity room.

Villagers relax here, and gay men play poker with their acquaintances at night after a busy day.

The lesbians met in the square and danced square dances to the music of "Taoxiang".

"My dear, square dancing is really pervasive!"

"I didn't expect there to be an army of square dancers here!"

"It's so scary!"

"What's even more frightening is that they actually danced "Daoxiang". This seems to be the DJ version of Daoxiang!"

"The routines in the city are deep, and I want to go back to the countryside; the roads in the countryside are more slippery, and people's hearts are more complicated!"

Chen Ge was listening to the DJ version of the music. He was not unhappy, but his face was full of smiles.

The aunts and grandmas in front were also dancing cheerfully driven by the music, quite in the disco style of the previous era.

"Everyone is so happy, it looks so happy!"

"Work at sunrise and rest at night, and you can leave work when it gets dark, and there will be no idiot boss calling you in the middle of the night. Can you not be happy? I am happy too!"

"That's great, shit, look at Chen Ge, you didn't laugh me to death!"

At this moment, Chen Ge was also infected by the DJ's dynamic music, and every cell in his body was beating.