Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

Thief Saint is full!

At this moment, he rubbed his belly and reminded excitedly,

"Grandpa! There is still horse urine for external application! Zhou Changli said that it is the correct way to take it with two prongs!"

Yi Zhonghai nodded when he heard the words, but he pursed his lips tightly and did not speak.

He's not hesitating,

After drinking it all, are you still afraid of external application?

This is how people are. After breaking a certain limit, they realize that their own limit is bottomless!

He's just a little sick right now!

I'm afraid that as soon as I open my mouth, I will spit out the good things that I have poured into my stomach with great difficulty and ruin it!

Drinking it again is actually not a big problem, he is afraid that he will not take the "miracle medicine" according to the rules,

Can't achieve the effect of treatment, and continue to have nightmares for a while, isn't that a blood loss?

So he directly picked up the enamel spittoon that was still full of horse urine,

They are distributed to everyone one by one!

Then they got stuck again, because the external application of horse urine,

Ren Zhou Changli didn't say how to do it, where to apply it, and how much it needs.

But soon!

Jia Zhang directly gave a demonstration to them!

She directly picked up her own enamel spittoon,

Raise your hands high, hanging above your head, an upside down!

"Crash" sound!

I just poured myself with horse urine to make my heart cool!

After the uncle, silly Zhu and BangGong saw it,

They suddenly realized,

Can't help but admire that the ginger is still old and spicy!

This method is very safe, it is poured from head to toe,

The effect of this external application is absolutely not bad!

So the remaining three followed suit,

"Crash! Crash! Crash!"

This is the sound of enlightenment!

It is the crystallization of the wisdom collision of the Urine Drinkers Alliance!

It's quite an action!

After several people finally completed this incredible event of taking medicine,

In addition to feeling elated and thoughtful,

It's just a little cold, a little coquettish, and a little sticky!

nonsense!

In the twelfth lunar month of winter, no matter what kind of liquid is poured on the head, it’s no wonder it’s not cold!

Moreover,

Some people say that water gets colder the more you drink it, and wine gets warmer the more you drink it!

This added "returning soul wine" is not real wine!

Compared with water, it smells a little bit smellier!

"Someone is coming outside! Don't talk too much when you get out later! Let me go!"

Yi Zhonghai wiped the horse urine on his face with his hands and said solemnly,

The other three naturally nodded in agreement.

Just kidding, how can such a good thing be shared with them selflessly?

Want a prescription for the "miracle medicine"?

Gotta pay more!

……

"Crackling" sound,

The neighbors who were watching outside the bungalow found that the people who came out of the house,

It turned out to be Yi Zhonghai again,

But this time he did not follow Qin Huairu behind him,

Let everyone be a little disappointed,

But after Jia Zhang came out,

Everyone's expressions immediately became colorful again,

The daughter-in-law here has finished delivering the warmth, and this time she changed her mother-in-law?

Playing is still a master, you know how to play!

But after Shazhu and Banggen came out, the neighbors fell into deep thought again!

What the hell are you four doing in there?

It's impossible to gather a table of mahjong, right?

Because Yi Zhonghai and the others poured so much horse piss on their faces,

Once out,

The mysterious breath started a large-scale olfactory attack again!

at last,

The second aunt in the crowd couldn't stand it any longer.

She covered her nose and asked everyone's question,

"Master, what the hell are you doing in there? You can't really be cooking shit, are you? The smell is too disgusting!"

"And what did you pour on your head in winter? Why do I smell like horse urine!"

"You don't bathe with horse urine, do you?"

Upon hearing this, Yi Zhonghai said with a serious face,

"From the Liu family, what do you know, a woman with long hair and short knowledge?"

Isn't this the few of us who have been having nightmares, insomnia, insomnia and headaches recently?

An old Chinese doctor I know gave me a prescription, saying that Gastrodia elata can treat headaches,

You all know Gastrodia elata as a medicinal material, right?

And a special smell will be emitted after the tubers of Gastrodia elata are broken,

The smell is even stronger after baking, because it is slightly like horse urine, so it is also called horse urine smell!

So just now, in order to avoid smoking everyone, we thought about baking Gastrodia elata in this small bungalow and eating it.

How did you know that you underestimated the smell of Gastrodia elata after it was baked, but you still smelled it,

It caused everyone to misunderstand who is cooking shit, I am really sorry!Do you understand now?Let it go!It's all gone!hiccup! "

The uncle suppressed his nausea and said such a long paragraph,

Finally couldn't help but burp,

Nightmares are not contagious, but burps and yawns are,

"Hic! Hiccup! Hiccup!"

So Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang's and Bang Geng also started to hiccup one after another,

Then bursts of strong mysterious breath,

From the mouths of a few of them, with the belch gushing out towards the neighbors,

They came to watch and eat melons, not to taste the mysterious atmosphere.

So the neighbors immediately fled, clutching their noses.

I can't help but secretly curse in my heart!

Good guy!

How much Gastrodia elata did you roast and how much did you eat?

How can a burp emit such a strong stench of horse urine?

This is too outrageous, right?

It's obvious that a few people are hiding inside to boil urine and drink together, right?

Also roast Gastrodia?

Are people numb?

The people in the courtyard are all smart enough to pretend to be monkeys with their tails and fur.

They obviously don't believe Yi Zhonghai's words, but they really can't imagine,

Who would cook urine to drink?

Still dousing yourself with horse urine?

Are you crazy?

So there was a gossip that "the old man took Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang and Bang Geng to hide in the small bungalow together, boiled horse urine and drank it to treat infertility",

It began to spread among these aunts and aunts in the courtyard!

Simply amazing!

Chapter 077 I, Hong Qi, act the most reasonable way all my life

Just when the smell of the courtyard is strong and gossip is flying,

Zhou Changli rides a sidecar motorcycle with one hand, and wields a spring lock with the other.

Like a tiger descending a mountain,

Smoke anyone you see, smoke anyone you see!

Wherever he went, all the stubborn masters ran away with their heads in their hands,

Anyone who is not convinced will be smacked by Zhou Changli!

The scuffle that was originally in full swing was completely turned upside down by Zhou Changli alone.

In the end, it evolved into Zhou Changli's sidecar motorcycle, forming an absolute domain-like circle around it,

No one dares to take a step!

Zhou Changli stood on the sidecar motorcycle and said loudly,

"What? Didn't you see the seat-occupier tiles I put up last night? Do you understand the queue to buy tickets?"

"I, Hong Qi, am the most reasonable in my actions in my life, and I like to convince others with virtue the most!"

"From now on, I'll be queuing honestly to buy tickets. Anyone who jumps in the queue will be fucked!"

After speaking,

get off directly,