Siheyuan: Successfully promoted and married a daughter-in-law

But at this time, the Thief's Holy Stick, his stomach swelled up like a toad after drinking water,

Lie back on a recliner in the yard and hum.

Silly Zhu saw that the boy BangGong was so well-behaved and sensible,

Immediately filled with joy, he handed a spittoon full of horse urine to Jia Zhang,

He went over and picked up the stick, and called Yi Zhonghai and Jia Zhang to the small bungalow in the yard where Yi Zhonghai gave Qin Huairu warmth in the middle of the night.

Drinking urine...ah no!

It's a picture of taking such a precious magic medicine, how can it be seen by ordinary people in broad daylight?

Good things are naturally shared secretly!

As soon as the stick was carried into the bungalow by Sha Zhu, he couldn't stand it anymore.

He jumped down directly, took off his pants, and began to output violently to a spittoon newly bought by Jia Zhang!

There are poems to prove this situation:

Big urine is noisy like torrential rain, and small urine is like whispers.

Cao Cao earnestly mixes urine, big beads and small beads fall into the spittoon.

The spittoon is slippery when passing urine, and the pharynx is difficult to urinate.

The bladder is hot and the urine is coagulated, and the coagulation will never stop for a while!

Just when the stick grew so long that it breathed a sigh of relief and shook a few times,

Silly Probe took a look at the amount of fresh warm 37-degree soul-returning wine in the spittoon,

He frowned and asked:

"Bang, you seem to have a little amount? Is there any more?"

Stick immediately put down his face and waved his hands again and again,

"Silly uncle! Is this not enough? I really lost a drop!"

At this time, the elder also looked over and said,

"It's almost there, try the curative effect first, if it really works, it's not too late to let the stick drink the aquatic medicine!"

And Jia Zhang hugged her baby grandson with a smile on her eyes, and praised how capable her grandson is!

Now that the "medicinal materials" have been prepared,

A few people will not delay,

Follow the method recorded in Zhou Changli's prescription and start dispensing the medicine!

One of the four prepared a brand new enamel spittoon, why four?

hateful!

Such a good thing, let the big hero, the stick, drink a spittoon in the rain and dew!

Physical fitness!Nourishing yin and reducing fire!Quickly replenish brain nutrition!Try to drink more in the future!

Only then can Zhou Changli be trampled underfoot!

Isn't it unreasonable?

It's very reasonable!

Next, let the respected grandpa of the Siheyuan do it himself,

First pour the cow urine collected with great difficulty into four spittoons,

Then Silly Zhu also held the 37-degree warm soul-reviving wine that BangGong had just provided with a solemn face, and poured it evenly in turn!

Finally, Mrs. Jia Zhang is in charge of shaking the spittoon one by one like a bartender, so that the precious "medicinal materials" inside are fully fused!

After everything is done,

The four people were holding spittoons with solemn faces, Jia Zhang, Sha Zhu, and Bang Geng all stared at Yi Zhonghai eagerly,

Just wait for him to give an order, or say some toasts...

Ah no!

After saying something about taking medicine,

Start to drink the magic medicine in the bowl!

Holding the spittoon, Yi Zhonghai leaned over to inspect the color carefully, and fanned it with his hand to smell it.

hiss!

This taste is really a word of Nima!

It's so fucking coquettish!

Yi Zhonghai's old face was instantly as pale as paper!

At this time, Sha Zhu grabbed Yi Zhonghai's arm and said earnestly,

"Grandpa! Just give the order! The ancients said: good medicine tastes bitter and is good for the disease! Do you still want to suffer the torture of being awakened by nightmares as soon as you sleep?"

Yi Zhonghai nodded heavily immediately, and waved his hand!

Sha Zhu, Jia Zhang's, and Bang Geng immediately picked up the enamel spittoon, opened their mouths and prepared to start drinking!

But Yi Zhonghai yelled:

"Wait a minute!"

The three of them immediately stopped what they were doing and looked at Yi Zhonghai with doubts on their faces.

I saw Yi Zhonghai said with a serious face,

"The old Chinese doctor I know said that medicines such as soul-returning wine must be taken while they are fresh and warm! But ours are already cold! So we have to warm them up before drinking them. Only in this way can we ensure nothing goes wrong!"

Sha Zhu, Bang Geng and Jia Zhang immediately agreed with each other.

This time, fortunately, there is an old man who is planning a strategy here, looking at the overall situation, checking for gaps and filling in gaps!

Otherwise, there will be big problems!

So Shazhu and the others ran out directly, and after a while,

Each one returns from his own home with a stove,

Then they all put their enamel spittoons on the stove and started boiling urine!

Good guy!

That taste!

It's comparable to those later generations' methods of heating durians in the microwave!

Because the weather was cold and the temperature was low, the smell of horse urine and sticky boy urine was trapped in the spittoon.

After being heated up by the stove, it began to release its own flavor!

Then it floated out and began to cover the entire courtyard!

And the neighbors who didn't go to work in the courtyard and stayed at home,

They ran out clutching their noses and started yelling,

"Fuck! What kind of smell is this! It's too coquettish!"

"I smell it, and it seems to be more pungent than the smell of dry toilets in summer!"

"No way! Is there someone still cooking shit in our yard? Is life so difficult?"

"Are you insane? Can this thing be cooked? Look for it, which lack of morality is doing such a disgusting thing!"

However, the four members of the Urine Drinkers Alliance in the small bungalow are now like a flat lake, calm and calm.

This is probably the super high state of being in the abalone house for a long time without smelling its smell, and being in the orchid house for a long time without smelling its fragrance!

Shazhu, Daye, and Jiazhang have been smelling it since they went to collect "medicinal materials".

It should be numb by now.

And Stealing the Holy Stick is even more powerful,

He is already completely self-produced and self-sold rhythm!

at last!

Grandpa sees that the "miracle medicine" in the enamel spittoon is ready!

The big hand waved again,

He picked up the warm liquid mixed with cow urine and boy urine, and shouted:

"I'm Yi Zhonghai! Do it first and be respectful!"

Then the other three also raised their necks and opened their mouths.

To the mouth of the enamel spittoon!

Just for a while!

ton ton ton ton...

Chapter 076 Opening the door to a new world

The neighbors in the courtyard followed the outrageous smell one after another,

All the way to the familiar small bungalow,

Then people suddenly discovered,

This is actually the source of Wan Sao!

But the strange thing is that after they came here,

The outrageous arrogance that made people want to vomit, suddenly and strangely disappeared without a trace!

This immediately puzzled them!

Naturally, they didn't even know it, because the warm "miracle medicine" boiled on the stove,

All of them were dried up in one breath by the Alliance of Urine Drinkers!

It's all in the stomach, so naturally it won't continue to emit that mysterious atmosphere!

At this time, the four people in the bungalow,

Everyone drank so much that their bellies rounded,

Let's smash it together, looking like we still have something to say!

I don't know what to taste?

Is it!

After drinking the "miracle medicine" invented by Zhou Changli, did they really taste the sweetness?

What eccentricity caused the four of them to awaken instead?

Just like Ah Zhen fell in love with Ah Qiang, they also fell in love with this warm "returning soul wine"?

Since then opened the door to a new world?

It's terrifying!

"Dang Dang Dang Dang",

Four enigmatic enamel spittoons fell to the ground,

The uncle looked at each other with Shazhu, Jia Zhangshi and Banggen, and found that apart from their stomachs protruding a little,

no different,

"Hiccup!"

Stick finally couldn't help but burped!

Good guy!