Global Quest: Begin as Deadpool, teammate Kirin

"Poker bottle, why are you pinching me? It hurts."

Qin Feng left fart

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There was an indescribable pain.

Zhang Qilin said indifferently: "If you talk nonsense again, I will pinch you!"

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Chapter 114: It's so good to be bored

"Poker bottle, you are so fierce." Qin Feng was already frightened by Zhang Qilin.

After threatening, Zhang Qilin continued what he had just done.

Don't look at his hands that are usually quite nimble, but now he can be stupid. After three or five minutes of fumbling, he still didn't get it right.

Qin Feng was in a hurry.

"Poker bottle, if you don't get down, I'll really pee my pants."

"Please make your hands quicker, okay?"

"You're almost killing me."

Zhang Qilin said indifferently: "You talk a lot of nonsense!"

Qin Feng sighed helplessly.

no way.

The trousers were in other people's hands, so he had no choice but to be obedient.

After another three to five minutes, Zhang Qilin finally took off Qin Feng's pants.

Qin Feng can pee now.

But what followed was another big problem.

"Stuffy oil bottle, what, my little cousin is more shy, what should I do if I can't urinate?"

Zhang Qilin: "..."

"You have so many things to do!"

"This is your business, does it have anything to do with me?"

Qin Feng glanced at his mouth, "Why doesn't it have anything to do with you?"

"Evil Poker Bottle, don't try to get rid of the relationship."

"After all, you are behind me, which makes my little cousin shy. Usually, little cousin is not like this."

"So tell me, does this matter have something to do with you?"

Zhang Qilin was completely speechless.

"What are you talking about?"

Qin Feng smiled: "It doesn't matter if he is unreasonable or not, as long as it makes sense."

"Poker bottle, anyway, you have to be responsible to my little cousin."

Because their backs were facing each other, Zhang Qilin couldn't see Qin Feng's expression.

But he could already imagine Qin Feng's look that deserved a beating.

"I really want to hit you." Zhang Qilin said coldly.

Qin Feng laughed again.

"Unfortunately, you don't seem to be able to hit me." Qin Feng suddenly wanted to put on a provocative pose.

Too bad it was tied up.

"Ouch!"

Qin Feng screamed.

"Porky bottle, you actually pinched me again?"

"The pinch is too heavy this time, it's all pinched green for me."

"You are so cruel!"

"We are teammates after all, and you are so cruel to me."

"Whoa, whoa..."

Zhang Qilin said lightly: "Didn't you say that I can't hit you? Now I can."

Qin Feng said unconvinced: "I can reach you too, don't force me."

As Qin Feng said, he also pinched Zhang Qilin.

Zhang Qilin was silent, as if he didn't feel any pain.

Qin Feng shook his head lightly, "You bastard, you don't yell out when you're pinched, you're so boring."

"Forget it, I don't want to fight with you."

"I really can't urinate, what do you think should I do?"

Zhang Qilin was silent, as if he had nothing to do with him.

"Hey, I have a solution."

An idea flashed in Qin Feng's head.

"Poker bottle, why don't you say hello to my little cousin, and you two get to know each other better."

"In this way, my little cousin will not be a stranger, and he will definitely be able to urinate."

Zhang Qilin: "..."

This should be the most speechless moment in his life.

"You continue to talk like this. After we are both safe, I will chop it up."

"Fuck!"

Qin Feng swears.

Shrunk back in fright.

He only felt a chill, and he shivered inexplicably.

"Poker bottle, do you want to be so ruthless?"

"You are too vicious."

"Certainly! It seems that you can't count on it, and I have to do it myself."

Qin Feng simply closed his eyes and began to whistle.

"Shhhhhh..."

After blowing for 2 minutes, I still couldn't urinate.

Zhang Qilin couldn't listen anymore, and said, "You whistle too badly."

Qin Feng snorted softly, "It's too strange for you to ask, why don't you help me?"

Zhang Qilin didn't speak, but whistled.

"Shhhhhh..."

Zhang Qilin's whistle is elegant and beautiful.

After whistling for a while, Qin Feng already had a feeling.

"Wow! Pokerfing is worthy of you, you're so good at blowing."

"Keep going!"

"Don't stop."

"You're awesome, Pork Bottle."

"Come out! Come out!"

"........."

at the same time.

outside of this house.

Zhang Feng, a member of the Zhang family, is in charge of guarding.

Yaoyao twisted her graceful figure and came over to talk to him.

Coincidentally.

They all heard voices from within.

Yaoyao frowned, showing that intriguing expression.

"Zhang Qilin and that weird guy named Qin Feng, what are they doing inside?"

Zhang Feng shook his head, "I don't know!"

Yaoyao put her hands on his shoulders and said in that provocative tone: "Don't you know? Or don't you understand? Do you want me to teach you?"

Zhang Feng said lightly: "I have no interest in you."

Yaoyao snorted, "A man who doesn't know how to flatter."

Yaoyao's eyes suddenly turned pink, and she just stared at Zhang Feng.

As a result, Zhang Feng didn't respond at all.

This made Yaoyao unbelievable.

The Zhang family is indeed a freak, even the branch Zhang family is like this.

Even her charm technique didn't work.

Yaoyao simply ignored Zhang Feng and put her ear close to the door to listen.

The voice inside is still so intriguing.

"Poker bottle, Poker bottle, I didn't expect you to be so good at it."

"Teach me your blowing skills some other day? What do you think?"

"Hey, why are you silent all of a sudden?"

"Oh, I forgot, you can't talk now."

"The feeling is coming, the feeling is coming."

"Oh, it's out."

"It's so comfortable."

"Thank you, Poker Bottle."

"........."

Yaoyao frowned even tighter.

If it wasn't for Nozomi Sato's order, she would have to open the door to see what the two of them were doing.

Shouldn't...

inside the house.

Qin Feng finally finished peeing comfortably.

He feels comfortable all over now, with a feeling of flying.

Fantastic.

He never felt that peeing was such a comfortable thing.