Global Quest: Begin as Deadpool, teammate Kirin

"Hateful thing!"

Yaoyao sneered, "It's only because you are too stupid."

"Hand over the two token fragments, and come with me."

"Don't worry, I won't kill you yet."

"I want to catch alive."

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Chapter 113: Qin Feng is about to pee his pants

A darkened room.

After Zhang Qilin woke up, he found that he had been tied to a wooden stake.

The sound of someone breathing behind him.

Because there is no way to turn around, Zhang Qilin can't see who it is.

"Who are you?" Zhang Qilin asked immediately.

"Of course it's me."

Zhang Qilin heard an extremely familiar voice.

"Qin Feng?" Hearing Qin Feng's voice again, Zhang Qilin's expression brightened.

But it soon dimmed.

"How did you get caught here?"

"Your strength should not be caught by them. What's going on?"

Qin Feng smiled and said, "Of course I'm here to accompany you."

"Are you particularly moved?"

"Are you so moved that you want to cry?"

"Although I can't see you, it's quite interesting to think about hearing your cry."

"Hurry up and cry, Poker-Face, I can't wait."

Zhang Qilin said indifferently: "The situation is critical, I don't want to joke with you."

"Speak seriously."

Qin Feng glanced at his mouth, "Okay, then let me tell you something serious."

"A woman named Yaoyao pretended to be you and wanted to take away the two fragments of the Heavenly Martial Order from me. She caught me and brought me here."

Qin Feng told Zhang Qilin the ins and outs of the matter.

Zhang Qilin had already understood.

"You must have done it on purpose, right?"

Qin Feng was slightly taken aback, and argued: "Poker bottle, what are you talking about? How could I be caught by her on purpose."

"Don't you really think that I like you so much? In order to come to see you, you are willing to be taken away?"

Zhang Qilin said: "I know your wisdom and strength. If someone pretends to be me, you won't fail to see it."

"What cartilage powder is even more useless to you."

"You should have been caught here on purpose, right?"

Zhang Qilin's tone was so serious, Qin Feng didn't want to lie to him anymore.

He sighed and said, "If I didn't get caught on purpose, how could I see you?"

"It was too hard to find you."

"I knew it!"

Zhang Qilin shook his head lightly, "You shouldn't have done this."

"You shouldn't put yourself in it for me."

Qin Feng smiled indifferently, "The two of us are teammates, I can't just watch you being arrested and not react."

"Poker bottle, don't you really think that I, Qin Feng, are a covetous person who fears death?"

Zhang Qilin was silent.

Having known Qin Feng for so long, he knows Qin Feng's character very well.

Although superficially unscrupulous.

But he was still serious in his heart.

And he attaches great importance to friendship. Once a friend is in danger, he will rescue him desperately.

Even if you put yourself in it.

"Now we have handed over the two fragments of the Tianwu Token we obtained. Do you know what their specific purpose is?"

Regarding Qin Feng's question, Zhang Qilin shook his head, "I don't know either."

"But they really want me to join the ghost organization."

"If I'm not wrong, I should be the only one who can do something they are going to do."

Qin Feng thought for a while, "Could it be related to the Qilin bloodline?"

"That's not right! There are also Zhang family members in the ghost organization, and you are not the only one with the Qilin blood."

Zhang Qilin explained: "Not every Zhang family has very pure Qilin blood."

"I have fought against that Zhang family, and his Qilin bloodline is not orthodox, and it is not even enough to be called Qilin bloodline."

Hearing what Zhang Qilin said, Qin Feng breathed a sigh of relief.

"Since you are useful to them, they must not hurt you."

"I'm different."

Zhang Qilin said: "I won't let them hurt you either, I warned them."

A smile hung on the corner of Qin Feng's mouth, "No wonder they want to catch me alive, instead of killing me directly."

"Poker bottle, it seems that you still don't want me to die."

"Do you think I'm the best teammate in the world, that's why you can't bear me?"

Zhang Qilin said: "Sure enough, when the time comes, you won't be able to keep your mouth shut."

"You should find something to cover your mouth."

Qin Feng showed a funny expression.

"So Poker Bottle, what are you going to find to plug my mouth?"

"Could it be that you want to use your mouth? Fight poison with poison?"

Zhang Qilin: "..."

"You are really boring!"

Qin Feng smiled and said: "Boyyouping, let me tell you one thing, I really want to pee right now."

Zhang Qilin was speechless again.

"What do you want to pee on me?"

"Let you be mentally prepared. Don't scare me suddenly. I don't want my big baby to be frightened."

"Oh, by the way, my hands and feet are bound now, and I have to trouble you if I want to wear pants."

"Poker bottle, would you like to help me?"

What Qin Feng said was the truth.

Two people are tied back to back to a post.

Ten fingers can only reach each other's fart

The position along the lower edge of the stock.

So if Qin Feng wants to tuck his pants, he has to trouble Zhang Qilin.

same.

Zhang Qilin also needs to trouble Qin Feng.

"roll!"

Zhang Qilin dropped the word coldly.

He is such an arrogant person, how could it be possible for him to tuck pants on a man?

Qin Feng's face darkened, and he only complained, "Poker bottle! I said you are too mean?"

"I'm about to pee my pants, won't you help me?"

"There are three urgencies in people. I know that you are so kind, and you are not willing to watch me pee my pants."

"Hurry up and put the oil on the bottle, I'm really going to pee my pants."

"Hello? Why don't you guys talk anymore?"

"Could it be shy?"

"As for you? Not a woman."

"Everyone wears handles, what's there to be shy about?"

"I……"

"If you dare to speak out again, you will definitely pee your pants today."

Zhang Qilin threatened coldly.

Qin Feng's mouth raised a smile.

How could he fail to understand what Zhang Qilin meant, it was a compromise.

"Poker bottle, you are so kind."

"Suddenly I really want to praise you, what should I do?"

"Handsome? Compassionate? Martial arts?......"

Qin Feng boasted more than a dozen words in a row, but Zhang Qilin responded with only one word: "Shut up!"

Yes.

A very short and direct word.

As the saying goes: Pants are in other people's hands, you can only submit obediently.

Does Qin Feng dare to refute?

He dare not.

She replied embarrassingly: "Okay, okay, I'll just shut up."

Qin Feng's mouth was closed, and the world seemed to be quiet.

Then Qin Feng felt that Zhang Qilin's hands became dishonest.

Qin Feng couldn't hold back, and complained again, "Boyyouping, can your hands be more accurate?"

"Those who don't know think you are an old pervert, taking advantage of it here."

Zhang Qilin blushed.

like monkey fart

The stock is the same red.

Unfortunately, Qin Feng didn't see it.

"Ouch!"

Qin Feng suddenly let out a strange cry.