I am Vardy

The most shining on the court is always Vardy.

A game that may have been mediocre, and even Inter Milan did not send out the main force, but Vardy played an amazing performance.

With a goal scored and a hat-trick of assists, Vardy simply regarded Serie A as a training match within the team, relaxed and joyful.

Catania is also very helpless about this. Facing the big devil Valdy, they really have no capital to resist.

In the two rounds of the league, Vardy shot three times and passed three times, directly leading the scorer list and the assist list, and he has no intention of leaving a way for others to survive.

Many people have already sadly expressed before the start of the league that there is nothing wrong with the Golden Boots this season, and Vardy, a professional Golden Boot player, will definitely not let the Golden Boots fall by the wayside.

It's just that no one thought that Vardy might not only target the Golden Boot, but even the assist king is not going to let it go, otherwise how could the assist be so cruel!

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Next, Inter Milan went to Greece to prepare for the Champions League group match with Panathinaikos, while Vardy could only sit quietly at home and watch the game alone.

I heard that a certain game was reimbursed due to an injury, but I have never heard of a certain game being reimbursed due to a suspension. Vardy can be considered exhausted.

Fortunately, Inter Milan's opponents in the Champions League group stage are not strong. Without Vardy, Inter Milan can also qualify smoothly. It is time for Vardy to really kill until the knockout round.

Many people think that since Vardy will miss the group stage, Vardy, who has won the Champions League Golden Boot three times in a row, will be doomed to miss the Champions League Golden Boot this year.

Six games in the group stage, a total of 7 games in the knockout round and the final, which is equivalent to Vardy missing nearly half of the games. How could he still win the Golden Boot?

But there are still some people who believe that with Vardy's terrifying scoring ability, even if he only plays 7 games, he can still win the Golden Boot.

According to the results of the past few seasons, except for Vardy, there are usually few people who can score more than 10 goals in the Champions League. For Vardy, it is difficult to score 10 goals in 7 games ?

In fact, Vardy really doesn't care if he can get the Golden Boot. Last season, he and Inter Milan fell in front of the group fight. This season, Vardy vowed to win the Champions League. The Golden Boot is just a matter of success. .

In Greece, Inter Milan, which played the main force, did not lose the chain and won the game cleanly.

Ibrahimovic had a goal, Sneijder had an assist, and the midfielder was well controlled. There was almost no suspense in winning.

Even Mancini Jr., who has an abnormal head, didn't do anything, and played well, at least it made the fans change their views on him.

Everyone knows that such a victory is actually nothing to be proud of. Inter Milan's real test is still in the second half of the season, and it is still in a series of knockout rounds in the Champions League.

And just when the Inter Milan season started smoothly, Vardy also ushered in a major event, which was about the system.

The system update is over!

But Vardy wanted to yell at the system-what the hell are you?

Vardy has to admit that he is able to achieve today's achievements in world football to the greatest extent because he relies on the funny system. Although he has paid the price of being funny, he has already made him not disgusted. This is definitely Pay for the system with the highest return.

Even though Vardy has the experience of being a reborn person, he can use this experience to accumulate countless wealth and live comfortably for a lifetime.

But this does not satisfy the spiritual emptiness, and is of no help in realizing one's ideals.

That's right, his ideal is to become a football player, the top football player, as if he had dreamed about it countless times in his previous life, including daydreams.

So Vardy no longer regards the funny system as a scourge, but treats it as a companion, but this companion is a bit funny and doesn't like to play cards according to common sense.

He has long been used to the existence of the system.

Enter the system to see your own feature list,

beautiful;

Look at the ever-increasing prices in the system and make complaints;

Spray with the system for a while when receiving the task;

Enter the wishing system and make a shy wish;

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It's something he's always done in the past, and he's used to it, it's just part of life.

But now, the system actually tells itself that all of this has been updated!

If it wasn't for swearing, it would be blocked, and Vardy would have cursed!

System prompt: The update of the funny system is complete, and most of the links will be canceled, leaving only the system store, and everything else is up to fate!

What is randomness?

System prompt: It's okay to be funny, or not to be funny; it's okay to win, but it's okay to lose; it's okay to have tasks, or not to have tasks... In short, the system has taken everything lightly. From now on, please call me Buddhist system!

Vardy is so stupefied, can you imagine that a system that only knew to keep teasing and teasing itself has turned into a ghost that doesn't care about anything?

Are you sure it's okay if I'm not funny?

System prompt: It's said that everything will follow the fate. If you don't make fun of the host, it's hard to guarantee whether I will punish you according to the fate!

Vardy rolled his eyes, he said nothing.

This system is also arrogant!

Or is it okay for this guy to go to Moments to play, and then get brainwashed?

At least Vardy feels that this system seems to be missing a tendon!

So, is the update good or bad for me?

First of all, those messy links that I don't use very often have been cancelled. All I can do now is to enter the system to buy things.

Of course, the list of features that I rely on to survive is still there, but now I don't know how to get new features!

According to the system, it is possible that the tasks are all random, and the task rewards are also random, it all depends on the character.

Not to mention much loss, but also no benefit, Vardy has a worse and worse user experience with the system.

But this is also good, keep it simple, save the messy links, and you won't always be confused by the messy functions.

The question is, where is my update spree?

Don't tell me that I was lost by your Buddhist system!

After struggling with the system for a long time, the system gave Vardy a small update gift package like a charity, so small that Vardy couldn't bear to open it.

System prompt: Teaser and Buddhism do not conflict!

Vardy is also drunk, but since the system has been revised in this way, I can only adapt to it, and it is useless to say too much!

System task: become a Buddhist tease

Mission reminder: Complete the transformation from ordinary to Buddhist to Buddhist within three months

Mission rewards: it's good to have rewards, but it's okay to have no rewards

Failure punishment: punishment is fine, no punishment is better

Just after being shocked by the system, Vardy received an extremely absurd task.

I won’t complain about mission rewards and mission failure penalties, but what the hell is this buddhist tease?

It’s okay to be funny on the world’s biggest stage, but it’s okay to be alone in a corner without a big stage?

Is this what you mean?

Or, it doesn't matter if it's funny or not, and it doesn't matter how funny it is?

Totally confused!

After a while of dizziness, Valdy felt that he might have encountered a fake system. When updating, some important system files must have been lost, causing the system to run abnormally.

But according to the system, Vardy doesn't have to worry about anything, anyway, you can be a bird, or you can be a bird, isn't this the meaning of Buddhism!

Let's play football well, the sun still rises from the east and sets in the west, and the fun is still going to be funny, nothing has changed.

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Vardy's recent life is three points and one line. He goes to the training ground to train every day, and then goes home to accompany Elena. He competes on weekends. After the game, he still goes home to accompany Elena. He doesn't give others a chance at all.

It’s scary to think about it. On the road between Vardy’s house and Inter Milan’s training base, all kinds of beauties are there every day. It feels like the concentration of young women has surpassed any place in the world. These coquettish sluts Obviously it was all directed at Vardy.

Create a casual encounter, start a wonderful relationship, maybe Vardy has already been taken by them, as for Elena and the child in her stomach, give me my seat quickly.

But what made these girls desperate was that Vardy didn't even look at them, and stopped the car with Don't mention to strike up a conversation.

If they knew that Vardy mistook them for street girls, they might collapse in minutes.

And many actresses often talk about Vardy, implying something. In interviews, they often say that the man they admire most is Vardy, as if Vardy is more attractive.

But the actual result is that if Vardy participates in some activities or meets these actresses on the show, when these actresses pretend to say something to Vardy, Vardy will usually directly say, who are you?

Soon, the title of the most incomprehensible man was crowned on Vardy's head. Everyone thought that Vardy might have been lowered by Elena, otherwise how could a man be so loyal.

Of course, although there was a lot of noise because of this incident, Vardy did not affect his performance on the court at all.

In the third round of the league, Inter Milan slaughtered Turin away, Vardy scored twice and sent another assist;

In the fourth round of the league, Inter Milan played against Lecce at home and gave their opponent a clean defeat. Vardy scored the first goal;

In the fifth round of Serie A, Inter Milan played against Bologna at home and contributed another big victory to the fans. Vardy also scored a goal.

In the first five rounds, Inter Milan did not encounter the slightest challenge. They won five consecutive victories and took the lead in the standings. Regardless of Roma or Juventus, they can only look at the taillights of Inter Milan with envy and hatred. Now Inter Milan, this is not something they can compete with. .

And Vardy also led the scorer list with his outstanding performance of seven goals in five games, so that all forwards could only tremble in his shadow.

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