I am Vardy
Chapter 704 Don’t hug me with the hand you picked your nostrils
Although the England players have already entered the locker room, the scene of them queuing up to play with Loew just now shocked the fans beyond measure.
Pick your nostrils first, then go to Love to shake hands?
And you still line up to go, have you really considered Love's feelings?
Humiliating people is not so humiliating, and the opponent is the coach of a world-class team. Are the Englishmen crazy?
No matter how funny it is, there should be a limit and a bottom line, right?
Is there something hidden here?
Reminiscent of Vardy's refusal to shake hands with Loew at the press conference before, and thinking about the actions of the England players, it seems that there is already an answer!
The English players first picked their noses and then went to shake hands with Loew. Of course, Loew couldn't shake hands with them. So, Vardy refused to shake hands with Loew. Is it a similar situation?
Could it be that Vardy refused to shake hands with Loew because he saw Loew picking his nose before?
It seems that there is such a possibility, otherwise why would England treat Loew like this!
All of a sudden it feels real!
But no matter what it is now, it's just guessing out of thin air, and we still have to wait for the results of the interview after the game is over, and then the truth will come to light!
Love didn't know how he got back to the locker room, his face was flushed as if he had been burned. If it wasn't for the coach's strong professional psychology, it is not impossible for him to be so angry that he has a brain hemorrhage.
However, the German team members didn't know what happened outside just now, and they were very puzzled when they saw Loew's appearance of almost exploding on the spot.
In an ordinary warm-up match, even if the opponent is England, Love wouldn't be so excited!
They would never have thought of the scene where the Englishmen lined up to humiliate Loew just now, at most they could only think of the Englishmen queuing up to green Love.
In fact, Loew really wanted to encourage the players to tear England apart, but he was really embarrassed to poke about his embarrassment, mainly because he couldn't keep his face.
And if there are no special circumstances, if I act too impulsively, I don't know why.
So Loew gave up this idea, and wept silently in his heart.
The game itself is actually nothing to write home about. England's main lineup is full, and Germany has further accelerated the replacement of old and new after the European Cup. The strength gap between the two sides is even more obvious. Germany did not create too much for England throughout the game much trouble.
The German team is in a period of transition, and Vardy doesn't take them seriously at all. If Germany wants to show up as a champion, it will have to wait until 14 years. At that time, maybe he has become so strong. Maybe he can beat the German team alone. Maybe.
Of course, he knew that such a thing would definitely not happen. He was a human being and not a god, and what the system cultivated was a douchebag, not a god!
The point is not the game, but the confrontation after the game. The whole world is paying attention to the nose-picking handshake incident between Love and the Englishman, which is more climax than the game.
The most interesting thing is that during the game, the broadcast camera actually captured a picture of an explosion. When Loew stood on the sidelines directing the German defense, he didn't know whether it was because of impatience or his habit of digging. Nostrils come up...
This time, Loew's image has a taste, and it is still very strong, making people unable to bear the smell.
In the past, when people thought of this elegant coach, the first reaction in their minds was personable.
However, after this nose-picking incident, I am afraid that the picture that emerged in his mind became a very enjoyable picture of Loew's nose-picking, and at the same time his stomach began to churn involuntarily.
This is a ruinous design!
Then think about it again, it is reasonable for Vardy to refuse to shake hands with Loew!
If it were you, would you shake hands with someone who had no idea what dirt might be on his hands?
At least most people can't do it, after all, not everyone has a heavy taste.
Vardy has been wronged, and the previous attacks from various public opinions now seem to have wronged Vardy.
He did nothing wrong!
So in the final analysis, all the mistakes stem from Love himself being too disgusting?
Well, it does!
At the press conference after the game, the enthusiasm of the reporters almost lifted the roof off.
Mr Loew, would you be offended that the England players lined up to pick their noses and shake hands with you, do you have anything to complain about?
Mr. Loew, the broadcast captured you picking your nose while directing the game from the sidelines. Is this your personal hygiene habit?
Mr. Loew, it turns out that Vardy refused to shake hands with you because he might have seen you pick your nose first. Do you still think that Vardy was rude?
Mr. Love, may I ask how it feels to pick your nose under the eyes of the whole world? Is it comfortable?
Mr. Love, would you ask your wife to help you pick your nose when you are at home?
…
Love was stunned, what was the situation, why did it feel like the public opinion was reversed in an instant?
How could the hobby of picking one's own nose, which has always been hidden, be exposed?
Could it be that he couldn't hold back during the game, accidentally released it, and was caught on the broadcast screen?
God!
my image!
How else can I pick up girls?
It is estimated that when I go to talk to the young lady in the future, the young lady will definitely look at me with disdain.
Don't hug me with the hand you picked your nose for!
God, this is literally the end of the world!
In the end, Loew, who had almost collapsed, fled in embarrassment, and the German team followed him and became a laughing stock!
In fact, Love's habit of picking his nose in his previous life was also exposed, but it didn't have such a big impact at the time, at most it was just a joke among the fans.
But it’s not necessary now, because Vardy was involved in the nose-picking incident, and he was humiliated by the cattle in England to seek justice for Vardy, plus Loew’s previous criticism of Vardy’s character, all of a sudden let things go to heaven up.
Just after returning to China, there has been a voice within the German Football Association. They are considering whether to continue to lead the team to the World Cup qualifiers and the World Cup.
Perhaps Loew's coaching ability is fine, but a tasteful coach will affect the image of the national team no matter what.
And many fans said that they wronged Vardy and should not doubt Vardy's character.
It's true that Vardy is funny, but he is definitely a funny guy with a strong character!
…
After cleaning up the German team, England felt Croatia non-stop, welcoming the first World Cup qualifier.
Croatia reached the semi-finals in the European Cup, and their strength is not weak, especially they still occupy the advantage of the home court.
England fought fiercely, and it was not easy to win in the end.
Vardy helped England open the scoring, but Croatia quickly regained a victory with a strong offensive. The two teams launched an inspiring duel in the midfield, which even felt more intense than the European Cup.
But in the end, England was more capable of seizing opportunities. At the end of the second half, Vardy made consecutive breakthroughs from the right and then cut inside to send a scalpel-like through ball, which assisted Rooney to kill Croatia.
This is the first time Vardy has really used it after acquiring the surgeon's characteristics, and it is really sharp.
The away victory against a strong opponent gave England a good start to the world preliminaries. There are no particularly strong opponents in the remaining group. It feels that England's victory is in sight, and it may even become the first national team to qualify.
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Back in Italy, Vardy has entered into intensive training again. Compared with the ease of other international players in the team, Vardy feels very sad.
With Inter Milan's current lineup configuration, usually the FIFA game day will choose to rotate, and there is no need for Vardy to play.
But the problem is that after the second round of the league, Inter Milan will usher in the Champions League group stage contest. Vardy is the one who is directly suspended and reimbursed for the group stage, so he can only be allowed to continue playing in the league.
Inter Milan's opponent is Catania, a not-so-strong opponent. Even though Inter Milan sends most of their rotation lineup, they still have absolute dominance. What's more, Vardy, the big devil, is still on the court and will not allow it at all. Something unexpected happened in this game.
It is Crespo who starts with Vardy, and there are veterans like Figo and Vieira in the midfield. If it is not too old, then this lineup might be strong!
Inter Milan did not disappoint the fans. From the very beginning of the game, they showed unshakable combat effectiveness, and beat their opponents into shrinking turtles.
Within ten minutes of the opening, Vardy assisted Crespo with a through ball like a surgeon's scalpel to open the scoring.
And within a few minutes after Catania lost the ball, they suffered another heavy blow. This time, Vardy broke through and passed the ball in an inverted triangle, assisting Vieira, the iron waist, to score a burst shot.
Vieira was also excited. Scoring goals was not his forte, but now he can score. Of course, he should thank Vardy for his selfless assist, so he led a group of teammates to rub against Vardy for a while.
Towards the end of the first half, Vardy completed a hat-trick of assists, this time the object of his assists became Figo.
Vardy's performance surprised the fans. Is this still the same Vardy who scored so many goals? How did you change your routine?
Don't play goals and play assists?
In the first round of Serie A, Vardy scored twice, and in the first half of this game, he completed a hat-trick of assists. There are already more assists than goals. Is this the rhythm of competing for the assist king?
We came to see you score goals, not to see you as Lei Feng!
As soon as the second half started, the fans began to jump up in the stands, shouting in unison that Vardy scored a goal, as if Vardy didn't score, they came in vain.
The teammates are very envious of Vardy, and it seems that he is the only one who has such treatment!
The season has just started, and Vardy hasn't even started to devote himself fully. He doesn't care much about scoring or not scoring in a game!
But since the fans are strongly demanding that they score a goal, then it's good to score one yourself!
So, for a corner kick in the second half, Vardy didn't care that much at all. This big arc let the corner kick bypass the goalkeeper and fly directly into the goal, fulfilling his promise!
Finished perfectly!
Punch out of get off work!
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