Happy Little Scholar

"Yesterday?" Li Yi's heart tightened and he asked, "What happened yesterday?"

He only remembered that Mingzhu was in a bad mood yesterday when she learned about her life experience. He had a few glasses of wine with her. He didn't remember anything about what happened after that.

Could it be that after being drunk, some kind of primitive impulse was aroused, and the bestiality came out, and he attacked her bully, but she couldn't resist, and then the two of them did indescribable things?

Thinking about it, it's impossible. After all, there is still a small gap between his strength and Mingzhu. Even if his strength is slightly increased after being drunk, he may not be her opponent.

However, if she just resisted in a symbolic way and then gave in half-heartedly - this is impossible, Mingzhu is not that kind of person, and he is not that kind of person either!

Li Yi rubbed his brows, but still didn't remember anything.

However, judging from the reactions of Xiaohuan and Ruyi, it shouldn't be a big deal.

"Uncle, yesterday you came back and ran around the yard with Duan'er hanging around your neck. You also told Duan'er that when he grows up, he should not marry Xiaorui from Li Xuan's family. You said that if he married Xiaorui, he would be married to Xiaorui for the rest of his life. I couldn't lift my head, Duan'er, Duan'er was so scared that she cried..."

Several black lines appeared on Li Yi's forehead. Is this what he did yesterday?

Xiaorui is the maiden name of the daughter of the Li Xuan family. The imperial concubine's name contains one heart, so he made his daughter's name contain three. This is a low-level flattery behavior that cannot be more low-level.

When he and Ruyi's first daughter was born, she would be called Li Siyi or Li Muyi. It was full of artistic conception and meaning, Siyi, Muyi, Xiaorui... Just listen to it and make a judgment.

Xiaohuan looked at him and asked curiously: "Uncle, what's wrong with Xiaorui?"

Of course there was nothing wrong with Xiaorui, it was Xiaorui's father.

Although there is only one word difference between the princess and the princess, the difference is huge.

Marrying a princess is called marrying a princess, marrying a princess is called Princess Shang, that is not marrying a wife, that is bringing back an ancestor, and will be looked down upon by the world. A good princess becomes a princess, or the eldest princess...

No one knows better than him how difficult it is to marry the eldest princess.

Of course, if the princess becomes the princess, things will be much easier.

"Xiao Rui is fine." Li Yi shook his head and said, "I'm just telling Duan'er, children..., children don't fall in love early!"

Xiaohuan lowered his head and said in a soft voice: "My uncle never went out to drink before, but when he came back, he hugged and kissed the eldest lady..."

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"Xiaohuan." Ruyi's face turned slightly red and she glanced at her. Xiaohuan immediately stopped talking.

Li Yi looked at Ruyi, sighed, and said, "Something happened yesterday..."

He secretly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, yesterday he just carried Li Duan around the yard and didn't do anything else. It was okay to hug and kiss the eldest lady. Ruyi was his wife, as long as she didn't do anything to the second lady... , drinking will cause trouble, and you should try to avoid it in the future.

Xiaohuan raised his head and asked, "Is this what my uncle and the second lady said?"

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Li Yi raised his head and looked at her blankly, "What did Ruyi and I say?"

"Yesterday you ran to the second lady's room, closed the door, and chatted with the second lady for two whole hours..." Xiaohuan held her chin with one hand, blinked, and asked: "Uncle, what do you and the second lady say? What is it..."

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Li Yi himself also wanted to know what he and Miss Liu Er said.

Then he looked at Miss Liu Er.

"It's nothing. You only said a few words after you went in, and then you lay down and fell asleep." Miss Liu Er put down her chopsticks and said, "I'm full. The sheets are full of alcohol smell. Xiaohuan, please remember to have them washed later." ”

Li Yi finally felt relieved this time, and secretly decided in his heart to be a man who could drink and never get drunk again!

After breakfast, I took a comfortable bath and felt much better all over.

Li Yi walked to Miss Liu Er's room, knocked on the door and went in. He looked at Miss Liu Er and said, "Ruyi, I'm sorry for soiling your bed yesterday..."

"Do you really think you slept here for two hours?" Miss Liu Er looked up at him and asked, "How could I let you go to my bed?"

Li Yi was stunned in place. He had just taken a shower and was sweating again.

"Then..., what did we do during those two hours?" Li Yi's expression changed. In addition to the bed, there were tables and chairs. If that didn't work, a blanket on the floor would do...

She would never let herself sleep on the floor!

Miss Liu Er said calmly: "Close the door."

"I walk upright and sit upright. My body is upright and I am not afraid of slanted shadows. True gold is not afraid of fire. My roots are deep and I am not afraid of wind. People who are enlightened do not do secret things..." Li Yi sat down opposite her openly, clenching his fists. He straightened his body, looked at the door, adjusted his direction, and asked solemnly: "I haven't done anything guilty, and I can't let others know, so why should I close the door?"

"Don't be nervous." Miss Liu Er poured him a cup of tea and said, "Speak slowly."

"Haha, are you kidding me? I will be nervous?" Li Yi picked up the tea cup, and the tea in the cup immediately rippled.

Miss Liu Er looked at him and asked, "Do you know that you have an advantage when you are drunk?"

Li Yi shook his head. How could he know what happened after he was drunk?

"When you are drunk, you won't lie, and you talk a lot." Miss Liu Er drew an arc at the corner of her mouth and said, "Ask whatever you want, say whatever you want, say without asking, without hesitation at all..."

Suddenly there was a dark wind in the room. Li Yi took a sip of tea to replenish his fluids, "What did I say?"

Miss Liu Er looked at him and asked, "Can't Li Mingzhu become the emperor?"

There is no need to hide this from Miss Liu Er. Li Yi nodded and said, "It's unlikely."

If she is the eldest princess, with the current situation, the chance of removing all obstacles and truly ascending the throne is more than 50%.

Of course, if it is just to assist the government, the success rate is almost 10%.

But now, her identity is the princess, and her name is not justified. Once her identity is announced, no matter how high the court officials have high expectations for her and no matter how much they rely on her, they will not let a princess sit in the position of the ninth-five-year-old. .

In fact, if you think about it carefully, this is really the best ending. Li Xuan will do all the hard work. If Mingzhu doesn't take that position, there will be less trouble in the future.

This should be something to be happy about.

However, Miss Liu Er seemed unhappy. Li Yi looked at her and asked tentatively: "What else did I say?"

Miss Liu Er narrowed her eyes slightly, looked at him, and said coldly: "You also said that you have seen many women - many women without clothes!"

Slander, naked slander!

Except for Ruyi, Zui Mo and Miss Liu Er herself, he had never seen other women without clothes. Miss Liu Er was hazy with water vapor that time and she was in the bathtub. It didn't count at all. Zui Mo It was just an accident, there were only two people in total, and they were both his women. Is there anything wrong with that?

"You want to lie to me again." Li Yi looked at her and said seriously: "I can swear to God, except for you, I have never seen any other women without clothes that I shouldn't have seen!"

"When did I?" Miss Liu Er picked up Qiushui, thought of something, put it down gently, looked at him, and asked coldly: "Really? Then tell me, Hatano Kiyoshi, Da Qiao Weijiu, Tian Haiyi, Tao Guhui, Li Xiang... who are these women? Did I make them up?"

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Li Yi put down the tea cup, pursed his lips, looked at her, and asked, "What questions did you ask me last night while I was drunk?"

Miss Liu Er looked away and said, "I didn't ask, you said it yourself."

Li Yi stopped exposing her lies and sighed and said: "Can you believe what a drunk person says? Don't even think about it. Hatano Jieyi, Da Qiao Weijiu, Tian Haiyi..., Jingguo..., Plus, in Qi State, are there any people with such strange names around us?"

"What about Li Xiang? What else do you have to explain?"

"This..." Li Yi looked at her and explained: "Tao Guhui and Li Xiang are actually the same person..."

"You really don't know them?"

Li Yi looked into her eyes and said, "I swear, without people like them in this world, it would be even less possible for me to know them."

Miss Liu Er looked at him and saw no sign of lying in his eyes.

Li Yi was a little frightened. Two hours, four hours, two hundred and forty minutes, fourteen thousand four hundred seconds... She even knew Li Xiang------How many questions had she asked herself? , what else doesn’t she know?

Li Yi looked at her and asked warily: "What else did I say to you?"

A meaningful smile appeared on Miss Liu Er's face: "How about---you guess?"