Happy Little Scholar

No matter how powerful Sun Wukong is, he can't defeat Tathagata's handWwW..lā

Li Han was eventually captured.

After being forced to sit down at the table, he became much more honest.

He lowered his head and asked a little discouraged: "Brother Xuan, what are you looking for me for...?"

Since ancient times, speaking has been a science. If it is not necessary, few people will get straight to the point and go straight to the topic. This is a very impolite behavior.

You can't wait until Li Han has just settled down and ask him if he wants to be emperor. I have a throne for you. Do you want to consider it?

The first step should be to be polite and build a closer relationship.

Li Xuan first handed over a chicken wing that he had just grilled, and asked: "Xiaohan, how are you doing at the college recently? Are you busy? Are the doctors in the Imperial College still safe? I heard that you often go to the women's college recently, but If you have the woman you like, don’t be shy and speak out boldly. Brother Xuan was just like you back then..."

The Imperial College of Statistics was defeated by Li Han in an upright manner, and the Department of Statistics was directly merged into the College of Statistics. These people have been thinking about raising their heads again, and want to make the Department of Statistics independent again. Of course, every time They will all be attacked mercilessly by Li Han.

He has already said that unless those people can defeat him openly in arithmetic, they will honestly become subordinates of the arithmetic academy.

"Those idiots, there's nothing to worry about..." Li Han shook his head, suddenly blushed, and said, "Brother Xuan, who told you this? I don't go to women's colleges often. They are all a group of troublesome women. What's the point of going there?" …”

In fact, he often went to the women's college. Princess Shouning was as fierce as a tiger cub, and would turn into a sheep only in front of her husband. However, He Duanwu, who often played with her, always spoke softly and even She always gives him delicious food and is much gentler than Princess Shouning.

Li Xuan just asked casually and did not continue the topic. He had finished the polite words and now it was time to get to the point.

He leaned closer to Li Han and asked, "Xiao Han, have you ever thought about becoming an emperor?"

Li Han had already brought the chicken wing to his mouth. He was startled when he heard this and asked curiously: "Brother Xuan, why do you ask that?"

In his heart, the emperor is his father, and the future emperor must be one of his royal brothers, and has nothing to do with him at all.

It is enough for him to just guard the college. When his husband gives him the position of dean, he will be the absolute controller of the college. Although he has almost achieved this, as a man, who doesn't want to take the initiative? A serious title?

Li Xuan looked at him and said, "Just tell me whether you want it or not."

Li Han stared at him with an aggrieved expression, "Brother Xuan, I'm still a child..."

Li Xuan showed a hint of urgency on his face and said: "I'm not asking you to take the position now. Now I want your eldest sister to look after you first. When you grow up in the future..."

Li Han thought for a while and then asked: "But, where are the royal brothers of King Xin of Qi?"

"Where did they come from and where did they go to cool off..." Li Xuan waved his hand and asked: "Just tell me, if you were asked to be the emperor, would you be willing?"

"I don't want to."

Li Han said simply.

He knew how tired his father was before and had no time to play with him. If he became the emperor, how would he be able to manage the College of Accounting? How would he have time to play with He Duanwu? This was simply a matter of calculation. No need to settle accounts.

As it happens, he's pretty good at settling scores.

"And..." He looked at Li Xuan and said, "Father is a good emperor, why do you have to ask me..."

"Father, father..." Li Yi opened his mouth, but in the end he did not say the next words. He grabbed the chicken wings from his hand, waved his hand and said: "Forget it, it's okay, you go and play... …”

He lay on the grass, chewing chicken wings and thinking about life.

The emperor's uncle became the father, the empress became the mother, the father became the king's uncle, and the mother and concubine became the aunt...

What the hell is going on!

Mingzhu's side must be as troubled as I am...

When Li Yi walked into the Morning Dew Hall carrying a bowl of fried rice with eggs and a jar of wine, a figure in the back hall danced a long sword in his hand, and the sound of the sword roared. It was not until he put down the bowl that the figure He stopped, walked over, sat down, and started eating by himself.

Li Yi helped her fill up the wine and sat quietly aside.

"you……"

"I'm fine."

The eldest princess had a calm expression and seemed not to be affected at all. Li Yi was naturally unable to say the next words.

Li Yi shook his head and said: "Actually... it's fine for the princess. At least, it's much easier than for the princess or the queen."

The eldest princess asked without raising her head, "What's easier?"

"Life... is much easier. You don't have to worry about court affairs or anything like that, just leave it to Li Xuan." Li Yi looked at her and said, "Don't put all the burden on your body, it's not yours." The responsibility------is Li Xuan's."

"You should also have your life. To be honest, I don't want you to get to that point unless you have to. Once you take that step, it will be difficult to get back."

"I also think it would be easier for the county magistrate."

Li Mingzhu raised her glass and said, "Drink with me."

Li Yi doesn't like drinking, especially this kind of strong liquor, not only because he doesn't like the spicy taste, but also because he can't drink much. When he's drunk, he's prone to doing some outrageous things, especially when there are people of the opposite sex around. If he takes advantage of a girl, he won't be able to explain it.

Of course, the person drinking with him is the eldest prince... the princess, so he should be worried.

However, today's situation is special. I'd rather die with the princess, so I might as well get drunk...

"Drink!"

Li Yi filled his glass, clinked glasses with her, and drank the wine in the glass.

...

Headache.

Li Yi didn't know how many glasses he drank yesterday, because after a few glasses, he didn't remember what happened afterwards.

He didn't even know how he got back. He washed his face in the morning and sat at the table, but his head still hurt.

Fortunately, his butt didn't hurt, which meant nothing embarrassing happened yesterday.

The old emperor's tricks were incredibly deep, completely disrupting their plans, but they didn't know whether to be happy or sad. It was really embarrassing that such an accident happened when the three of them were working hard to promote it.

"Son-in-law, son-in-law..."

Xiao Huan's voice gradually became clear in his ears. Li Yi regained his mind, turned his head, looked at her worried face, and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Son-in-law, what's wrong with you?" The little maid's big eyes were full of worry.

Li Yi shook his head: "It's okay."

"But the ribs you hold in your hand are what the second lady just ate..."

Li Yi looked down. No wonder he didn't get any meat after gnawing for so long. He thought the cook was cutting corners. It turned out that the second lady Liu ate it secretly...

He picked up another piece. Ruyi put down her chopsticks and looked at him worriedly, "Husband, this is what I just ate..."

The ribs that have been gnawed are placed on the table. Why do you have to find an empty plate to put them on? Isn't this a waste of plates? Detergent is free...

Li Yi finally found the ribs that had not been gnawed. Just when he put it to his mouth, he saw Xiaohuan looking at him and asked curiously: "Son-in-law, do you really not remember what happened yesterday?"