Director, please respect yourself

[Son, is it easy to talk? 】

It was already six o'clock in the evening when I received Yang Chun's text message. Yang Hao was setting up the filming location for the last scene of "Xiao Hong Leaves the Capital" at the entrance of the Beiying Community.

〔Okay!

I'm waiting for it to get dark, and then I'll take another set of shots. Today's tasks will be considered completed. 〕

The entrance of Beiying Community

The environment was a bit noisy, with all kinds of sounds coming one after another, including those selling skewers and fruit, a man with his orchid fingers raised and screaming because his foot was pressed, and a walking man scolding an old lady for having hooks in her eyes...

Therefore, in this case, Yang Hao still chose to communicate with Yang Chun through text messages.

[Okay, son, let me cut the story short and have two things to talk to you about. 】

[One, I accepted the 50,000 yuan and signed the fingerprint on the contract. We have made an agreement with the beautiful star. Starting from tomorrow, you can no longer perform schizophrenia. 】

[Yeah, I get it. 〕

Yang Hao replied calmly.

[Son, dad is a little curious, did you have an affair with that beautiful celebrity? Otherwise, why would she take the initiative to give us 50,000 yuan?

Well, that must be the case!

She felt that you were losing her by acting mentally ill, so she used this method to compensate me, the father? 】

[You are overthinking.

In 1994, the famous writer Wang Shuo saw a shoe repairman at the entrance of his hutong. He felt awkward about it, and then gave the shoe repairman 30,000 yuan to get out.

I guess this beautiful celebrity is actually similar to Wang Shuo. She got embarrassed when she saw me acting mentally ill. 〕

【Well…】

【is that so? 】

[Do you have a better explanation? 〕

[Well, forget it, let me talk about the second thing.

Son, how about we, this schizophrenic, stop acting tonight? 】

〔Why? 〕

Seeing this text message from Yang Chun, Yang Hao felt very curious.

This young father is an out-and-out money addict. When he heard that he would no longer perform schizophrenia, his first reaction was to become furious.

With a net income of more than 3,000 yuan every night, how can I stop acting if I don’t want to act?

If you don't perform, how will we live in the future? How will you marry a wife in the future?

But now, Yang Chun doesn't even want the last day's money.

[Son, when Master Xu came over just now, he said that our alley is going crazy tonight. 】

〔What's the meaning? 〕

[Since you performed schizophrenia for more than a week, the business in our noodle shop has been increasing steadily. Many people even just paid money to watch your performance without eating noodles.

And this made the surrounding neighbors jealous.

According to Master Xu, Fatty's Home Cooking invited a mentally ill man from Jidong, who always said that he was possessed by Guan Gong. He will perform a chest-breaking performance at the door of Fatty's Home Cooking tonight. 】

〔Um…〕

Although he was mentally prepared, Yang Hao still frowned when he saw the text message from Yang Chun.

In fact, this is a common problem among Chinese people. If they see someone making a fortune doing a certain project, everyone will always rush to them.

If you make a fortune raising chickens, I will raise chickens too!

Instead of being like the Jews, if you make a fortune raising chickens, I will sell chicken feed, I will engage in chicken transportation, and I will engage in egg processing...

[Son, there is also the fisherman Xiao Chao. It is said that the mentally ill person they invited tonight is even more severe. It seems to be specifically targeting you, because he told the outside world that he is the reincarnation of Zhao Kuo.

In order to avenge the killing of 400,000 soldiers in the Battle of Changping, he came here after smelling the smell of Bai Qi.

So, son, I’m afraid these people will find such a strong man to cause trouble for you like they did the night before yesterday for the sake of business...]

[Hmm... don't worry, I'll pay attention! 〕

After replying to the last text message, Yang Hao turned off his phone directly. By this time, it was already completely dark.

………

"Nini..."

"Here you are, Teacher Yang!"

Even though she was wearing the tackiest red jacket, Ni Ni, who has a great figure, still showed a different look in the camera lens.

"Have you adjusted your emotions well?"

"It's completely OK."

Standing on the path in front of Beiying Community, Ni Ni turned around and nodded to Yang Hao.

"Tell me?"

"My mother fell into the river, and I was anxious to go back and save her. I used this emotion to act out my sense of urgency. My father stood on the roof and said that if I didn't go back quickly, he would jump off the building to die. I used this emotion. I will act on behalf of my inner determination to go home."

"Well, not bad, you can adjust it again and we'll start shooting right away."

Yang Hao always praised Ni Ni.

"Okay, Teacher Yang."

Ni Ni smiled easily, then dragged her suitcase and stood at the entrance of the community.

Unlike his girl who was happy, Ni's father was confused at this time.

The kind of confusion that makes your head buzz.

What's the meaning?

If you want to perform this scene well, you have to imagine me standing on the roof of a building and jumping to my death? And even Ni Ni’s mother has not let her go, because her mother is still staying in the Jinling River...

Zhang Songwen, who was standing side by side with Ni's dad, had quick eyes and quick hands. When he saw that his expression was wrong, he immediately took his hand and walked to the sidewalk at the entrance of Beiying Community.

"What's wrong, Lao Ni?"

"Teacher Zhang, to be honest, I am very grateful to Xiao Yang. Ni Ni just likes acting, but she has never acted before."

"I know this."

"Teacher Zhang, a girl who has never been exposed to acting before, after a day of training from Xiao Yang, is able to perform at her current level. Even a layman like me thinks that this Xiao Yang is really amazing."

"I know this too."

"Teacher Zhang, I have never thought that Xiao Yang used this method to train Ni Ni to act, saying that I was going to jump off the building."

"Well…"

"Also imagine that Ni Ni's mother has fallen into the river."

"Well…"

"Teacher Zhang, please tell me, if Xiao Yang wants Ni Ni to act in despair, does it mean that her mother and I must be dead?"

"Yes, uh..., no, Lao Ni, you have to calm down, it's not what you think. In fact, this kind of performance method has a professional name..."

"I don't care what it's called?

I felt that Xiao Yang had bad intentions and was using Ni Ni to curse me and her mother, because this afternoon I found Xiao Yang and told her that in fact, the short film "Special Deal" did not cost 30,000 yuan at all. Not to mention that we will have to spend another 70,000 in the future..."

"No, no, it's definitely not a curse! Lao Ni, listen to me, let's go to the same code. I don't know about the short film, but I can explain it to you when it comes to the performance..." At this time, Zhang Songwen was nervous Even sweat broke out.

And just when he was racking his brains to come up with an explanation, the sound of Gao Ye hitting the board came from the door of Beiying Community.

"Action!"

Standing at the gate of the community, looking at the endless traffic in front of her, Ni Ni took out her mobile phone from her pocket and made a call.

Not long after, a girl's voice came from the receiver of the mobile phone.

"Is it mom?"

"It's mom..."

Ni Ni only said these three words and burst into tears.

"Mom, when can you come back?"

"Nanny, tomorrow, you will be able to see your mother when you wake up tomorrow."

At this point, Ni Ni hung up the phone, then raised her hand, and a taxi stopped in front of her.