Director, please respect yourself

【Cunyi Road】

Although this small alley near Beijing Film Academy now has an official name, Liu Yifei still likes to call it an unknown alley like she did when she was a student at Beijing Film Academy.

The nameless alley runs east-west.

From east to west, it is about 500 meters long.

On both sides of the alley are various shops.

Yujia Xiaochao, Fatty Restaurant, Fuju Restaurant, Song Chuanjiang Screenwriter Studio, Oriental Lechao KTV, Yangchun Noodle House...

Of course, the Yangchun Noodle Shop is a newly opened shop that only opened in the first half of 2006. To be honest, the Yangchun Noodles in this shop taste really average. Basically, students from Beijing Film Academy have eaten here once and don’t want to go back. Eat it a second time.

However, Yang Hao, the young boss of this store, is really handsome. He is 1.83 meters tall, tall and tall, with sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, fresh and handsome. When he smiles, people know what the word sunshine looks like when used on a man. of?

It is said that it is the existence of "Shaodongjia" that allows this small shop with no characteristics to survive tenaciously.

Is it because there are many fujoshi around here? !

Speaking of rotten girls, we have to mention her classmate Jiang Yiyan. She was obviously born in 1983, but in order to get rid of the suspicion of old cows eating young grass, after she fell in love with Yang Hao, she forcibly changed her The age was changed to 4 years younger.

Eh..., you really don’t want to face!

Thinking of this, Liu Yifei sighed.

Perhaps she sighed too loudly, which woke up Yao Beina who was taking a nap while leaning on the back of the driver's seat.

"Hey... Sissi, are we leaving?"

According to the single release plan arranged by her agency, Yao Beina has been recording songs in the studio in recent nights. For example, yesterday, she recorded until three in the morning before going home.

If it weren't for the greeting from her childhood friend and best friend Liu Yifei, Yao Beina should be hiding in her own home and sleeping beautifully at this moment.

Of course, it was okay to pick up Liu Yifei at the airport. We were all good friends, but when Liu Yifei got in the car, Yao Beina was confused about her next arrangements.

Instead of going home immediately, I drove myself to this small alley called [Cunyi Road].

At the entrance of the alley, the Beetle stopped moving. Liu Yifei sat in the passenger seat, dazed, while she slept on the back of the chair.

After waking up, Yao Beina was thinking about it. At this moment, she heard Liu Yifei laughing and saying:

"Sister Nana, at the airport, didn't I tell you?

I'm going to take you to a show at eight o'clock tonight, and it's only four o'clock in the afternoon. How can we leave? "

"Watching a show?"

Yao Beina frowned slightly, feeling a little confused. How could she come here to watch the show?

But when she accidentally saw a small shop called Yangchun Noodle House diagonally opposite, she suddenly understood.

"Haha... Sissi, it turns out you want to take a look at that schizophrenic guy who is very popular on the Internet?"

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A lit cigarette, one light and one dark!

Two red banknotes were suddenly thrust in front of the cigarette.

"hehe…"

The smoking woman smiled a little arrogantly.

"Son, how old are you? Are you going to follow the bad example of those stinky men?"

But as soon as the voice fell, the red banknotes in front of him turned into five.

"Two hours, I will use these 500 yuan to buy you two hours." The little boy standing in front of the woman had bright eyes and a firm tone.

The woman thought for a moment, snatched the five bills, and put them into her bag.

"Let's go!"

"No, you come with me!"

The boy standing on the side of the road pointed in the other direction.

…

"OK, very good!"

The shooting conditions were a bit crude, and there was no standard equipment in a regular crew - a director's monitor. Yang Hao, who was holding a sound pole in his hand, just looked at Ni Ni's performance at the shooting site and declared that the scene was over.

"Teacher Yang, is it true?

Is this scene I shot really just one shot? "

Ni Ni was very happy, her eyes turned into crescent moons when she smiled.

“Not only did it pass, but the shooting effect was unexpectedly good, especially the action where you snatched money from Zhou Qi, it was very good.

It can be seen that you have designed it yourself. "

Yang Hao used the camera to watch the playback of the scene just now, and praised Ni Ni repeatedly.

"haha, thank you!"

This time, Ni Ni was even happier.

"Teacher Yang, actually this is all taught well by Teacher Zhang Songwen. When he taught me acting yesterday, he said that no matter how good an actor's acting skills are, his physiological reaction is the most realistic.

And when I see money, the first thought in my mind is how to get this "money" into my own hands. "

"Ha ha…"

Ni Ni's naughty words made everyone laugh.

At this time, Gao Ye, who had rearranged the shooting scene in his bedroom, came downstairs with a blushing face.

"Director, Teacher Zhang, it's time to shoot. My room has been rearranged."

Everyone can actually understand Gao Ye's unnatural expression. After all, any normal and beautiful girl would not like to display her underwear in front of other men...

What's even more outrageous is that these intimate clothes must be filmed through the camera lens, made into short films, and then uploaded to the Internet for countless men who have never seen them to appreciate them.

"Gao Ye..."

"Um?"

"How about this? I'll give you another 200 yuan, and you can buy some underwear from the clothing store next door and hang them in your room?" Yang Hao, who followed Gao Ye upstairs, thought about it seriously. Thinking about it, he suggested this.

"Director, no need. Anyway, after the short film is filmed, those netizens won't know who these clothes belong to." Gao Ye, who was walking up the stairs in front, made a faint sound of mosquitoes. However, after she finished speaking, she climbed the stairs as fast as Faster.

The hastily formed crew had a rare tacit understanding. When everyone walked into Gao Ye's bedroom again, no one spoke. They set up the camera and lighting equipment and started shooting directly...

"Action!"

A tall woman wearing a black dress was sitting in front of the mirror with her legs crossed and her sexy collarbone exposed.

Perhaps she felt a little unaccustomed to having nothing in her mouth, so the woman picked up a box of cigarettes from the table and flicked the bottom of the box, and a cigarette suddenly emerged from the inside.

The red lips came up, put the filter of the cigarette in her mouth, and then gently smoked out, but before the woman could light the cigarette in her mouth, a boy's voice sounded in the room.

"No smoking!"

"What the hell do you care about me?"

"No swearing!"

"Did I just say that?"

The woman's eyebrows were pretty, and she stared at the little boy in front of her with a half-smile.

"I spent 500 yuan to buy two hours of your time. During these two hours, I have to decide everything about you.

So, let me tell you now, if you swear once, I will deduct 10 yuan from you; if you smoke a cigarette, I will deduct 20 yuan from you. "

"What the hell..."

Faced with the threat from the little boy, the woman wanted to say bad words again, but when she thought about being deducted from her money, she held it back.

"Well..., tell me!

What are you going to ask me to do in these two hours? A man who doesn’t even have full hair…”

However, before the woman could finish her words, an extremely vulgar red coat flew towards her.

"Put on these clothes and follow me to school."