Becoming the richest man starts with making complaints

The Spring Festival holiday is only three days away, and investors are already herding sheep waiting for the last moment.

However, just this morning, they received a letter from Tech Deep Throat in their mailbox.

First, I felt nervous. What kind of nonsense is this technology website famous for complaining about?

If something happens to the company you invest in, something will happen to you!

If you are busy, click on it and take a look:

“Congratulations, you have been nominated as the 2010 Singularity Most Trusted Investor by Entrepreneurs Under Thirty Years Old.

Please go to the following website to follow the real-time updates of your voting.

The deadline for voting is February 8, 2011. "

This is a battlefield for the "little soldiers" who have just entered the industry. This part of the investment circle has the largest number of people and is also the most active in the social circle.

Of course, some people received the "Singularity Nomination from Most Trusted Investors by Entrepreneurs Under 40", which is reserved for veterans who have been in the industry for a long time but have average performance.

Some people have received nominations for "Singularity Most Influential Investors in the Industry in 2010", which is for investors over forty years old and the backbone with performance support.

Others include "Singularity·2010 Industry Opinion Leaders", which is for real industry leaders.

"Singularity·The Strongest Midas Venture Capital Institution in 2010" is for early-stage investment institutions with excellent investment performance.

"Singularity·The Most Popular Venture Capital Institution in 2010" is for early-stage investment institutions whose performance cannot be beat.

"Singularity·Best Equity Private Equity in 2010" is an award given to mid- to late-stage investment institutions.

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In short, among investors and investment institutions, no matter your age, whether you can fight or not, you will be given a reason to canvass for votes. The purpose is to gain full coverage and gain popularity.

Naturally, the entrepreneurs also received emails.

There are more varieties than are issued to investors!

According to the application type, tools, social networking, hard technology, music, video, games... each category has the top ten applications.

According to startup companies, the best entrepreneurial project, the most potential project, the most growth project, the most R\u0026D strength project, the most creative project...

According to the head count, the best CEO under the age of 30, the best technical partner, the best market promoter...

Under forty...

Entrepreneur Industry Leader…

In short, if there is an opportunity for each project, everyone should participate.

Entrepreneurs were even more frightened than investors when they received this email, and their products were even posted in the "Here Comes the Grocery God" section as they were criticized.

At first glance, it turned out to be an award.

First of all, it is unbelievable that the media, which has always been extremely shady, is actually praising me? There are prizes for their products that have been completely criticized?

Then there is joy!

Excited!

The award given by the black media, what kind of award is that!

It must be the most credible award!

It's just like a person who always does good things, but one day does something that dissatisfies others, some people will think that this person is not very good...

But there is a person who does not do good things all day long, and everyone hates him. Suddenly one day, after doing a little bit of human work, everyone will feel that this person actually has advantages and is a good person. Is it because we didn't realize it before? Too biased?

Technology Deep Throat is obviously the latter. It has always been black, but suddenly it is not black anymore.

Everyone suddenly felt that this media was honest, objective, fair, fair, open and just!

Look, the votes are counted in real time!

Absolutely no backroom manipulation!

What's more, it doesn't matter if it can be recognized by the media who are paid to do things. After receiving money, you need to be recognized.

But to be recognized by the media for doing things for free, that is true recognition and true ability!

So, what are you waiting for?

Vote for yourself now! Initiate all connections to vote! I must win this award!

Brush your votes!

However, they found that no matter what method they used, Tech Deep Throat could not swipe votes.

You must bind your mobile phone number, ID number, and bank card to vote.

And the picture verification code is also very weird. No matter what software you use, it cannot be verified by a machine. It must be done manually by a real person.

As a result, the entire Spring Festival was spent in a vast and intensive voting process.

When I go home and give out red envelopes during the Chinese New Year, the next sentence immediately follows:

"Auntie, come and help your nephew vote."

"My nephew, are you interested? Motivate your classmates and friends to vote for your uncle. Okay, okay! A vote costs ten yuan!"

In addition to relatives, classmates from elementary school, junior high school, high school and college who had not been in contact for eight hundred years also immediately contacted each other.

"Zhu Bapi, you want me to vote, okay? Zhang Erha asked me to vote just now, but my wife can still vote for one."

"What, Zhang Erha started a business?"

"That's right, let's make some kind of weather app and leave it next to you!"

"Peng Sigou, help me vote."

"Hey, you are so cool as a boss. Give me one of those limited edition weapons in your game!"

"That won't work, it will destroy the balance of the game..."

"I'll lift it up and give you a kick!"

"How about I give you some game currency and you can get some other equipment yourself?"

"Hurry up! Come more. We, a group of brothers, are playing this game with you. When the time comes, we will all vote for you!"

"Hey, okay!"

"Zhou Ganxia, ​​I'm still canvassing for votes! Let's vote for each other?"

"Okay, okay!"

"Hey, Wang Huai, that's good. You have started a business. You are the most promising among all the students in our class. Teacher, I am very pleased."

"Teacher Yu, you have given me the prize. This vote..."

"Tou tou tou, I will mobilize the juniors and sisters of this year to help you vote. By the way, is your company still recruiting people? The juniors and girls of this year are about to graduate. It is hard to find a job now. Can you help introduce me? "

"No problem! I can still have three more interns here. If they perform well, I can keep one or two."

"Hey, being the boss is different. Teacher, thank you in advance!"

Of course, employees were not spared either. They were saddled with the "voting" KPI before the holidays.

"Mom, ask your aunties who usually do square dances to help you vote for one too."

"Oh, you are working hard every day. I finally became the leader of the square dance. Just give me this job."

"How about giving some red envelopes to the aunts?"

"Hey, why are you spending that money! Why would you give me a red envelope based on your relationship with Mom! Which one should I vote for?"

"Dad, can your poker buddies help you shoot?"

"What are you investing in? If you are a good civil servant and don't take the exam, why don't you go to a start-up company and it will go bankrupt one day? Can you get a salary if you invest in this! Touch! Kujo!"

Of course, there are also those who appear to be popular, but secretly have a bad reputation.

"This company next to him should be his competitor. Come on, let's vote for this one. Look at how energetic he is all day long!"

The vast canvassing team naturally gave Tech Deep Throat a heavy traffic boost.

Cao Shen looked at the real-time voting data, and from time to time he would do some secret operations for his favorite friends.

For example, Bianhe Semiconductor must get a company award. Liu Junjun is good, and he will get a CEO award.

Qian Ming, Qian Ming is good. He is very active in the comment area and brings his own traffic. He must win a prize.

Yao Kun is not bad either. He gave him a hand and gave him a reward to make up for it.

These big names in the industry must have awards, so that the awards ceremony will have enough weight for these people...

I was busy when the call came.

The call from above shocked Cao Shen!