The cannon fodder of quick travel is not sad

Chapter 136 There is a vixen in the palace 18
Concubine Zhen is pregnant with twins.

Pretty shocking anyway.

The queen mother is very happy.

Also rewarded a lot of things in the past.

Instruct Concubine Zhen to take good care of the fetus.

The concubines were very jealous.

This bitch didn’t expect to be so lucky.

Having the emperor's unique favor is enough to make people enviable.

Now pregnant with two.

Really.

I don't even want to talk about it.

Simply a winner.

A commoner can have such an achievement.

Compared with how many daughters of their families.

But the noble concubine is cool, you have been a little too indifferent recently.

Reclusive.

Don't bother with this bitch.

At least give her two whips.

Ah.

Better get her, well, you know.

And the emperor's favor, don't you plan to fight?
Si Ru:……

What is it.

Well?
If she heard correctly.

Someone is saying let her compete for favor.

Turn your head.

This matter, Bengong refused in his heart.

Of course, I also refused in terms of action.

A stallion.

Ah.

Ben Gong asked himself that he hadn't degraded to that level.

Concubine: ...

Speechless.

Yes.

We all know this fact.

But Liangliang, you have to understand that this stallion is no ordinary stallion.

People have supreme rights.

The power to kill.

You have to please him.

The whole family can fly to the top.

Chicken and dog ascend to heaven.

Siru frowned.

What did you say
Chicken and dog?

Is it possible that my general's mansion is like this in your eyes.

Concubine: ...

shocked.

No, no, cool, we are just making an analogy.

It means that the general's mansion will be upgraded to a higher level.

Correct.

That's it.

Siru twitched the corner of her mouth.

He smiled casually.

The lintel of the family depends on women to support it.

The General's Mansion is not far from decay.

Such a Meng family would not become an obstacle in the eyes of the emperor.

Meng Ruyun will not die.

At least he won't be poisoned to death by the emperor himself with a cup of poisoned wine.

Forget it.

you go.

I am busy preparing for the Empress Dowager's birthday banquet.

How can I have free time to brag with you.

Concubines: Heh, it's amazing to get a good job.

however.

Respectful blessing body.

Yes.

Then don't bother Liang Liang.

leave.

After they leave.

Siru yawned.

I've been having a great time recently.

Sleep every day until you wake up naturally.

Mammy brought over some snacks and put them on the low table next to her.

He glanced at Siru who was extremely lazy.

frowned.

Still unable to hold back, he said, "Liangliang, should you ask how the arrangements for the Queen Mother's birthday banquet are going?"

Siru waved his hand.

"Don't worry, we have to believe in the eyes of the emperor."

So, go ahead and grab some dim sum.

Mammy was speechless.

Cool, you don't know anything like this.

When the time comes, the emperor will ask you to see how you respond.

Si Ru:……

Don't worry.

The emperor is busy.

I won't care about such small things.

Now, Concubine Zhen is the most important thing.

baby bump.

The emperor could not tell what was on his mind.

However, I guessed wrong.

Within two days, he was notified by the eunuch.

"The noble concubine is cool, the emperor welcomes you."

There was a whisk on his arm, and his voice was high-pitched and thin.

Siru sat on the couch.

He asked, "Do you know what the emperor asked me for?"

Chief Eunuch: I know.

But, I won't tell you.

He smiled and said, "I don't even know about this slave, I'll know when Liangliang is gone."

Siru: Oh.

Ok.

Then you wait.

I'm going to change clothes.

Also have to dress up.

Chief Eunuch: ...

He hurriedly laughed, "Liangliang, the emperor is still waiting to see you."

joke.

When a woman says she wants to change clothes, do you think she really just wants to change clothes?

Take a bath first.

shampoo.

Clean noodles.

Make up.

Draw a beautiful makeup.

Have a beautiful hairstyle.

Pick jewelry.

dress up.

This set down.

Ah,
It can't be finished in two hours.

wait so long.

Lunch is over.

Siru frowned.

"Then let the emperor wait for a while. I can't go out disheveled. I will be laughed at by the entire harem."

The eunuch was speechless.

"Liangliang, you are really good like this, you are so beautiful. Really, you are the most beautiful."

Siru sneered.

"Heh, what do you know as a eunuch?"

He helped his temples.

Raise your eyes.

"This palace is going to see the emperor, why is it so casual. Besides, a woman is someone who pleases herself."

Chief Eunuch: Oh, the emperor doesn't like you at all right now, he likes Concubine Zhen.

Siru: When did Bengong say that the emperor likes Ben Liangliang?

It's not uncommon for stallions to like it.

Chief Eunuch: That person who pleases himself...

Siru: Oh, Ben Gong himself.

Chief Eunuch: ...

Ah.

Cool, you really love to joke.

Siru: Humph.

gone.

Mammy scowled.

Liangliang likes to joke, but what she said just now is absolutely true.

Chief Eunuch: ...

Anyway, just wait.

Now all we have to do is wait.

I just hope that the concubine can be more straightforward.

Move a little bit.

Siru, um, take your time.

took a shower.

I washed my hair.

Also had lunch.

He squinted a little while combing his hair.

When it finally came out.

The eunuch was about to cry.

Weeping with joy.

Cool, you finally came out.

Wait for the old slave to die.

Siru: Well, then let's go quickly.

The emperor is still waiting.

Chief Eunuch: ...

groove.

They all forgot about the emperor.

damn.

Liangliang, you killed me, my slave.

Siru: Oh.

The emperor worked in the imperial study.

The chief eunuch came in to report.

Your majesty, the noble concubine has arrived.

emperor:……

Ok?
frown.

Why are you here now.

The eunuch laughed dryly.

Hey.

It was Liangliang who wanted the emperor to see her at her most beautiful.

So it took a while to get dressed.

Your Majesty, you understand.

woman.

It's all like that.

emperor:……

Ah.

Talk like you know women.

a eunuch.

Don't say it's useless.

Go and call the noble concubine to me.

The eunuch's face was numb.

Yes.

I'm really sorry that the old slave is a eunuch.

go out.

"Your Majesty Liangliang, your Majesty allows you to come in."

Si Ru hummed.

He went in with his chin raised.

Didn't salute either.

He asked directly, "I heard that the emperor called me? What's the matter?"

emperor:……

groove.

I still want to pretend not to see you.

I'll give you a slap in the face.

However, heh, imperial concubine, you are so rude, does your family know that?

Siru: I know.

This palace calls it informality.

Your Majesty, you know what my family does.

I must understand it.

The emperor put on a wooden face.

Ah.

Every time I talk to the imperial concubine, I will be pissed off.

So annoying.

Take a deep breath.

"I don't know how my concubine is preparing for the Queen Mother's birthday banquet?"

Si Ru smiled.

"Oh, that's alright."

The emperor almost didn't come up in one breath.

Good?

Ah.

Do you really know?

People who didn't participate in it at all, are you ashamed to say this?

But it can't be revealed.

So angry.

Continue to ask, "Then how prepared is Concubine Ai?"

Siru's expression remained unchanged.

Said, "Your Majesty, this is a secret."

emperor:……

Ah.

If you are not prepared, you are not prepared.

Still secret.

I am the emperor.

Wondering what can't.

Poker face.

"Concubine Ai, you're not unprepared for anything, are you?"

Siru opened his eyes wide.

"how is this possible."

"Your Majesty, how can you say that about someone?"

Twist the handkerchief.

"I don't want to tell you, I just want to surprise you, the emperor."

I don't understand this.

I don't understand style too much.

No wonder you can only play with animals.

Animals are simple.

Play with people.

Ah.

I can't kill you.

Si Ru smiled.

Your Majesty, even if you ask again, I will not tell you even if you are facing death.

They all said it was a surprise.

Naturally, it will be revealed at the end.

Emperor: Hehe.

Who the hell wants to force him to die.

sneer.

Are you surprised?

Heh, I'd like to see what surprises you can come up with.

"In that case, I will wait."

Siru: "Well, the emperor waits slowly."

It's the same as waiting for death.

Also pleasantly surprised.

Who the hell has that kind of leisure?

Emperor: "I still have things to do. My beloved, please go back first."

Si Ru:……

go back?

Are you fucking kidding me.

I worked so hard to dress up for a long time.

I just came to listen to what you said for a few words and then left.

Not too bad.

Reach out.

smile.

"Your Majesty, here is my concubine's reward."

The emperor was dumbfounded.

what
what are you talking about.

What a reward.

I don't even know.

Siru: Why did you ask me to do this without any reward?

Being my palace is so leisurely.

Emperor: Oh, isn't it.

Siru sneered.

So what if it is.

I arrange my own time.

Also, haven’t you heard a word, Your Majesty?

It is easy to ask God to send God.

There are no rewards.

Bengong will not leave here today.

emperor:……

Anyway, in the end Siru gained a lot of things.

Come back fully loaded.

emperor:……

angry.

The hand holding the brush was shaking.

sneer.

I'll see how long your Meng family can jump around.

Siru shook his head.

Unfortunately.

Much longer than you think.

After all, a stallion is only worthy of playing with beasts, oh, how far can you think.

That's the only thing I can think of.

It's not an exhilaration.

Siru went out for a trip.

Move back a bunch of goodies.

Mammy: ...

Ah.

Liang Liang, where are you going to rob again?

Moreover, do you know that our warehouse is no longer stocked?

Si Ru waved his hand.

Nothing.

There is never too much of a good thing.

If you can't pile it up, open another warehouse.

Mom, don't make such a fuss all the time.

As the noble concubine, I am the mother-in-law of this palace.

You should not collapse before Mount Taishan.

Always make a rare and strange look.

Others will laugh at me for being petty.

Mammy: Oh.

Liangliang, you are naughty again.

Feel free to flip through.

All are rare good things.

So, cool, you go to cheat the emperor again.

Siru turned his head.

How is this a pit.

We are one willing to fight and one willing to suffer.

The emperor insisted on giving it to me.

I said no.

But the emperor said, I will die if I don’t want him.

Die for me.

There are so many kind, beautiful and pure people in this palace.

Everyone in the harem knows it.

The emperor forced him to die.

This palace is for the common people of the whole world.

I had to accept it.

Mammy, don’t blame me.

I just can't stand asking for help.

Thinking is like holding a heart with both hands.

He frowned lightly.

I'm completely caught in the self-directed and self-acted drama.

Mammy: Oh.

Cool whatever you say.

Just be happy with yourself.

Slave, I will quietly watch you pretend.

But cool, what did the emperor tell you to do.

Siru: Oh, I’m asking about the birthday banquet.

Mammy: ...

Ah.

I don't even know what to say.

It's really sad to follow such a master.

Siru patted Mammy on the shoulder.

"Don't worry, I have solved everything."

rest assured.

I won't let you lose your head.

He died once in his previous life.

In this life, enjoy your old age in peace.

Mammy was expressionless.

I don't even know what to say.

What more can be said.

Is it solved?

He also stole a lot of things from the emperor.

Ah.

When it comes to messing around and being arrogant, I only accept the coolness of my house, old slave.

go.

Move the things and go with me.

The emperor was tricked again.

bad mood.

The eunuch secretly looked at the emperor.

Well.

Everything is an excuse.

Mainly to meet the imperial concubine.

Was stunned.

Speechless.

There is no fighting back.

So it's understandable to be angry.

He said carefully, "Your Majesty, Concubine Zhen Liangliang should have woken up from her nap at this time."

emperor:……

Throw away the pen.

"Let's go see Concubine Zhen."

The eunuch wiped his sweat.

Sure enough, Concubine Zhen Liangliang is the emperor's antidote.

The imperial concubine is cool, heh, it's poison.

Concubine Zhen just got up.

Leaning weakly on the couch.

Behind it are two huge and comfortable pillows.

The five-month-old belly looks like it's about to give birth.

As soon as the emperor came in.

Concubine Zhen only glanced.

Put your head aside.

The emperor was not angry either.

She said with a smile, "How is Concubine Ai feeling today? Is the child making trouble?"

Concubine Zhen rubbed her belly.

The face is very gentle.

"The child is very good, and he is a loving mother."

The emperor came to the side of Concubine Zhen and put his arms around her shoulders.

"I really want to see our child soon. He must be very smart and cute."

Concubine Zhen raised her chin.

Very proud.

"Of course, my child must be the most beautiful and smartest."

This arrogant little look.

Seeing the emperor was stunned.

He held Concubine Zhen's face and kissed several times.

Concubine Zhen blushed.

Push the emperor.

"Oh, what are you doing? It's still daytime."

Unlimited shyness.

in this way.

The emperor is even rarer.

He leaned close to Concubine Zhen's ear.

Blow.

hot.

Very tempting.

Concubine Zhen's ears turned red.

"Why is Aifei so shy, when did we care about these things?"

Concubine Zhen: ...

Ah.

makes sense.

Even the old lady is pregnant with Liujia, you are not mistaken as usual.

Make a request during the day.

So, Your Majesty, is that what you mean?

The emperor narrowed his eyes slightly.

nod.

It's still Aifei who understands me.

Concubine Zhen lowered her head, revealing half of her blushing face.

Whispered, "But the emperor, the child, will be crushed."

The emperor gently kissed Concubine Zhen's face.

hoarse voice.

"Aifei, as long as we are careful, nothing will happen."

And, you are extremely talented.

Has special bed tricks.

I believe you.

Concubine Zhen: ...

Oh forget it.

Anyway, I can't refuse the emperor.

So be it.

And the body feels it too.

The two started hilarious.

He could only light wax for the palace ladies and eunuchs who were guarding outside.

pitiful.

Probably the only fantasy about love is sex.

It comes from the words and deeds of the emperor and his favorite concubine.

Concubine Zhen has not turned into a fox for a long time now.

They are all in human form.

After all, I have fun with the emperor every day.

The emperor is in the prime of life.

Great.

I also took so many supplements.

More lasting.

Concubine Zhen can get a lot of essence from men every day.

The emperor is still the son of heaven.

The essence also contains dragon energy.

As a vixen, she cultivates the way of charm.

Harvesting yang to nourish yin.

The emperor's dragon essence was not wasted at all.

It's all absorbed.

good results.

When I look in the mirror, I am fascinated by myself.

so beautiful.

Especially those slender and seductive fox eyes.

Absolutely.

People love beauty.

Whether men or women.

On the bed, Concubine Zhen worked even harder.

various poses.

Just to get more dragon spirits.

emperor:……

shit.

This little goblin is trying to squeeze me dry.

Ah.

how is this possible.

I am the emperor.

This time, I will make you unable to get out of bed for three days.

Concubine Zhen blinked.

innocent.

Your Majesty, what are you still doing.

Come on.

To hug.

Either that.

Emperor: ... goblin.

Then jumped up.

Aifei, you are so fragrant, so soft, so good.

I am lucky to have you.

(End of this chapter)