Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 53: All the rogues were violently beaten up, and Wu Dalang pulled out the locust tree with one hand!
Wu Ming looked at the lump of white bird droppings on Lu Zhishen's bald head, and couldn't help laughing.Lu Zhishen drank the wine in the bowl in one breath, and said with some fear: "Fortunately, it didn't get into the wine, otherwise I would have to drink fairy wine mixed with bird droppings."

At this time, the rogues, who were drinking a little too much, shouted to Lu Zhishen in triumph: "Master, we know that bird, isn't it the bird that built its nest on the weeping willow in the garden a few days ago.

There are so many people, it doesn't pull shit, but it just pulls shit on your head, it's here to take revenge on you.It must be to avenge you for pulling out the weeping willow a few days ago. "

After hearing what the rascals said, Lu Zhishen glanced at the crows circling in the sky, but he didn't see anything after looking at them for a long time.

As the saying goes, the world is as black as crows, and Lu Zhishen really couldn't tell if this bird was the one that was pulled out of its nest in Daxiangguo Temple.

Seeing the presence of his new boss, Lu Zhishen decided to pretend to be a magnanimous person, clasped his hands together, and said to the crow: "When is the time for retribution, you go."

Who knew that the crows circling in the sky ignored Lu Zhishen's deepness at all, hovering, aiming at Lu Zhishen, another bubble of bird droppings fell on Lu Zhishen.

At the same time, he was croaking proudly.

Wu Ming thought it was amusing, he said that crows are smart and will take revenge. He didn't believe it at the beginning, but seeing such a scene with his own eyes today, he couldn't help but believe it a little bit.

Looking at the crows who kept throwing "bombs" at him in the sky, Lu Zhishen was directly angry: "I was unprepared, and you pulled bird shit on my forehead. Now I am prepared, and I can let you pull me again today." On the body, I will take your surname."

After finishing speaking, Lu Zhishen didn't care about Wu Ming and Lin Chong anymore, he just grabbed the clod on the ground and threw it at the crow in the sky.The crow in the sky, while avoiding the attacking clods, dropped a biochemical bomb on Lu Zhishen.

Lin Chong and Wu Ming, who were next to them, thought it was funny, and laughed while watching.How much fighting power can a bird have? After a while, the crow was tired and flew directly to the top of the century-old locust tree outside Xiangguo Temple to rest.

The poppiers were watching the excitement, so they booed one by one: "Master, you can't let it go like this, people can still be bullied by birds, it's time to show your supernatural power, go and pull up this old locust tree too.

We were deeply impressed by your heroic appearance when you pulled the weeping willow upside down a few days ago. Let us see it again today. "

Lu Zhishen, who was looking at the top of the tree, was furious. He didn't know how to make light of himself. Wu Ming was at the meeting. If he asked the boss for help for such a trivial matter, it would be too shameful.

Hearing some rogues under him making noises, he became angry immediately, rushed over and knocked down the most cheerful one, and said, "What kind of eyes are there, I pulled them out a few days ago. Willow is a small tree more than ten years old, and its body is no more than the thickness of a thigh.

Naturally, it is easy to pull. Take a look at this old locust tree. It is a big tree over a hundred years old. "

Wu Ming also drank a little too much, after hearing Lu Zhishen's words, he smiled and said: "Second brother, but I forgot my brother." After speaking, Wu Ming jumped out of the garden and walked to the big tree.

Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong and all the rogues jumped out of the gap, they didn't know why Wu Ming went crazy and ran out of the garden.

I saw Wu Ming standing in front of the hundred-year-old locust tree, squatting down slightly, and tightly grasping the bark of the locust tree with one hand, the strength in his hand was so strong that it was obvious that five fingers had been inserted into the locust tree. among.

In order to show off, Wu Ming grasped the locust tree tightly with one hand, exhaled and said: "Get up!" Then, under the astonished eyes of everyone, Wu Ming uprooted the waist-thick century-old locust tree.There is no pause in the middle.

Wu Ming, who held the locust tree with one hand, said to the crow that had already been scared away: "My second brother destroyed your nest for no reason, and now I will pay you another one." After all, he held the locust tree with one hand , and jumped into the vegetable garden from the gap in the wall.

Everyone who watched the excitement was stunned, and the worst thing was that a rogue dislocated his mouth because his mouth was too wide open.Another rogue nearly popped his eyeballs out.

Wu Ming held up the locust tree with one hand and said to the dazed gangsters: "Don't be stunned and lead the way quickly. Where is the original place where the willow tree was planted? If it has been away from the soil for a long time, the tree will die."

All the rogues woke up with a start, and hurriedly jumped into the vegetable garden to lead Wu Ming.When he came to the place where the willow tree used to be, Wu Ming found that the tree hole of the willow tree had already been filled up.

When Lu Zhishen saw it, he quickly asked the popis to get tools to dig a hole and plant trees.

It has been half a day since Wu Ming lifted the tree with one hand, but his face is still not red and his heart is not beating wildly.Smiling, he said to the panic-stricken poppiers, "Don't bother."

After finishing speaking, he directly swung his other empty fist, and smashed it down on the open space under his feet.

Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong, who watched Wu Ming's movements, were all in a daze, thinking that Wu Ming had drunk too much and had no common sense. He held up the tree with one hand and didn't bend down at all. This punch would never hit the ground no matter what. Isn't this just doing it? Is it useless?

However, the truth slapped the two of them in the face. Wu Ming punched down, and there was a large round hole two meters wide and five meters deep on the flat ground.

The two exclaimed at the same time: "The strength of the fist is separated from the body. This is the characteristic of a great internal force. Unexpectedly, the elder brother is actually a master of the internal family."

After making a big hole in the ground, Wu Ming planted the locust tree in his hand in the hole, patted the dust on his hands, and said to the poppiers who were already familiar with it: "I will leave the rest to you , you will always plant trees, right?"

Wu Ming, who finished loading the pen, was secretly happy: the things in this system are really not covered up. The last time Wu Song blackmailed the system to fight against the universe in one go.

I have only practiced for a long time, and I have already achieved great success, and I don't know how Wu Song is doing.And another advantage of this cheat is that it is not restricted by race, no matter what form Wu Ming is in, he can use it perfectly according to the line of action.

Today, I just planned to try its power, but I didn't expect this power to catch up with the power of the first move of Wuyue Hammer, after all, one is empty-handed and the other is holding the divine weapon Clear Sky Hammer.The damage caused by the two is simply not the same.

The crowd picked the soil, watered it, and soon planted the old locust tree firmly in the vegetable garden. When the tree was planted, there were bursts of crows in the distance. There was a sound, and I saw a group of crows flying towards here.

The flying crows circled around Wu Ming's head, and after they all nodded their thanks to Wu Ming, they flew to the locust tree to build their nests.

The already numb people were still shocked by the crow's actions. At that time, they thought Wu Ming was joking, but they didn't expect these crows to understand Wu Ming's words.

Wu Ming, who succeeded in reloading the pen again, thought a little proudly: "Brother didn't tell you that you have the blood of all kinds of beasts and can understand the language of birds and animals. I will shock you to death."

(End of this chapter)