Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 52 Vegetable Garden Trio of Sorcerers!
Lu Zhishen slapped his thigh excitedly when he heard the beauty, and said, "It really is a fantastic idea, such skill, it is really a unique skill."

After finishing speaking, Lu Zhishen shouted to his poppi: "Go ahead, take my Jie Dao to the pawnshop to pawn some money, and then go to Qunyingju Restaurant to buy some food and wine.

I'm happy today, I want to invite Coach Lin and Brother Xiaowu to drink. "

Lu Zhishen didn't dare to talk about getting some good wine and food, and he also knew that his Jie Dao could be worth ten taels of silver if it was strangled to death.When you get the Qunyingju Restaurant, you can only buy the most common food and drink.Good wine and good food, at least in hundreds of taels of silver.

Lin Chong didn't say a word after hearing Lu Zhishen's words. He is the instructor of the forbidden army. Although he speaks nicely, his salary is not much. In addition to Gao Qiu's embarrassment, [-]% of the salary can get [-]% of the salary. .

What's more, he is still a man with a family and a business. A large family and a dozen servants are waiting for him to support him.It stands to reason that it is all right for him to bring his family to the Qunyingju Wine Shop for dinner.

But Lin Chong is a person with a good face, he can't let go of that face, the majestic coach of the 80 imperial guards in the capital, goes to the place where the general public goes to make a living, or drags his family with him, you ask him how Lin Chong will behave in the future, How to hang around in the officialdom.

Therefore, even if Lin Chong heard Lu Zhishen saying that he wanted to be a knifeman, he would not dare to say that he was treating guests. Lin Chong was a little henpecked. If he took out the money on impulse, he would not be able to explain it to his wife when he got home.

What's more, every time Lin Chong went out, her wife wouldn't let him bring a lot of silver taels, only a few taels of silver in his pocket.How to treat.

Wu Ming was a little embarrassed when he heard that Lu Zhishen was going to pawn Jiedao in order to treat himself and Lin Chong to a good meal. Although Lu Zhishen's Jiedao was not a magical weapon, it was also a precious sword made of high-quality iron.

Wu Ming quickly stopped Lu Zhishen and said: "Wait a minute, Master. In fact, I am the big boss of Qunying Gathering, Shandong Wu Dalang. This meal should be my invitation."

After hearing Wu Ming's words, Lin Chong had a look of disbelief on his face, but Lu Zhishen laughed loudly and said: "Little brother, don't be joking. It is said that Wu Dalang, the living god of wealth in Shandong, is more handsome than Pan An.

Look at you again, although you are said to be handsome, but with the sick look on your face, if you say you are Wu Dalang, who will believe it. "

Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen with a wry smile and said: "Master, it's a long story. In fact, I am easy-going. I have caused countless troubles because of my appearance all the way from Shandong. It's not that I sincerely deceive you two." , I can't help it either."

After everything was explained clearly, Wu Ming called a rogue over and said, "You go to the Qunying Ju Restaurant and tell them that it was me who asked them to bring you some fine wine and food. I want to have a drink with Master Lin Toulu here." "

Poppi said in a nasty voice, "I just told them like this, but they didn't believe me either."

Wu Ming stared and said: "If you are told to go, you can go. I have a way to convince them. Go and return quickly. If this matter is done, the reward will be indispensable to you."

The helpless Poppi looked at Lu Zhishen for help, and Lu Zhishen also wanted to see how Wu Ming informed his subordinates here, so he asked Poppi to follow Wu Ming's orders.

After sending Popi away, Wu Ming looked at Lu Zhishen and Lin Chong who were looking at him curiously, smiled slightly, and said playfully, "Next, the time to witness the miracle has come."

After saying that, Wu Ming took out his goblin communicator directly from the storage ring, and then connected the phone to the owner of Qunyingju Restaurant in Bianliang in front of Lin and Lu.

Lin and Lu were immediately stunned by Wu Ming's magical operation. Lin Chong said: "This is the legendary technique of transmitting sounds across thousands of miles."

Lu Zhishen said: "Could it be that this thing is the means of the immortal family? Rumor has it that Wu Dalang, the God of Wealth in Shandong, descended from the upper realm. I didn't believe it at first, but now who doesn't believe it, I'll kill him with a Zen stick."

Hearing Lu Zhishen's exaggerated words, Wu Ming didn't say anything. Sometimes not speaking is the highest level of pretense. I just won't say anything, let you guess.

After a while, the food and drink arrived, Wu Ming, Lu Zhishen, and Lin Chong shared a table, and Lu Zhishen's gangsters shared a table.

After drinking for three rounds and eating five flavors, Wu Ming looked at Lin, who was already drinking a little, and Lu and Lu said: "Since we have the same loyalty, why not follow the example of the ancients Liu Guan and Zhang Taoyuan to form a three-way alliance."

Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen were extremely moved when they heard Wu Ming's words. Who is Wu Ming?Living God of Wealth, as for the two of them, one is a poor monk in the temple, and the other is a poor instructor who is in name only but not real.

Wu Ming was a being that they could not look up to at ordinary times. Now that this person was willing to surrender, it was a great blessing for them.

The two made up their minds in their hearts, they must let Wu Ming be the boss, he has a good brother, and if he doesn't talk about anything else in the future, at least he doesn't have to worry about the delicious food.

Wu Ming didn't know what the two of them were thinking, but Wu Ming also made the plan that he had to be the boss. Only when he became the boss could he subdue Lin and Lu.

Second, in terms of age alone, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen are both older than me, so I have become a junior, which is hard to think about.

The three of them had their own thoughts, and in the end Wu Ming was the first to speak: "I don't think we can arrange marriage according to age."

When Lin and Lu heard it, they agreed with them.So they asked in unison: "Then I only see Dalang, how should I arrange the size?"

Wu Ming rolled his eyes and said proudly: "The three of us got acquainted with each other through martial arts, so I think we should rank them according to our martial arts skills. If we compete in fists and kicks, you two together are no match for me.

I'm the boss, can the two of you serve?If you are not convinced, then take out your weapons and let's compete again. "

Hearing that Wu Ming was going to be the boss so unceremoniously, Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen nodded in agreement.Then the two of them put on a show and competed again, and decided that Lu Zhishen was the second child and Lin Chong was the third child.

From their point of view, as long as Wu Ming becomes the boss, it doesn't matter which of them ranks second and who ranks third.

After the discussion was over, the three of them came to an empty place in the vegetable garden.Kneeling in a row, pinching earth for incense, offering wine to make a sworn vow to the heavenly alliance:

Wuming, Shandong, Luda, Weizhou, and Linchong, Tokyo, the three of us have the same spirit, and we have become brothers with different surnames here today. From now on, we will suffer together, face difficulties together, enjoy blessings together, depend on each other in life and death, and will never leave each other.

If you break the oath, the world will abandon it.

After the sworn vows, Wu Ming looked at the two newly adopted younger brothers, full of joy.He said affectionately to the two of them: "Second brother, third brother. From now on, we will be our own brothers.

If you have any difficulties, just ask, I, Wu Ming, will never be stingy. "

Lu Zhishen was a straight man and said to Wu Ming: "I heard that eldest brother's restaurant has a special supply of good wine. Even the current emperor was full of praise after drinking it. It has been designated as next year's tribute wine. I don't know if eldest brother can get some. Come to the altar."

After hearing this, Wu Ming suddenly remembered that in his storage ring was the Moutai state guest that Wu Song drank last time, and he was not good at drinking, so if he met Lu Zhishen, a good drinker today, he would take it out and let him drink it.

Wu Ming said to the two of them: "No matter how good the tribute wine is, it is still a mortal wine. I still have some aged wine from the Immortal Family here. I will let my second and third brothers have a taste today."

After finishing speaking, he took out the Moutai and poured a bowl for Lin Chong and Lu Zhishen, both of them were full of praise after drinking.Lu Zhishen yelled for more, Wu Ming continued to give Lu Zhishen more wine.

Just as the wine was being filled, a crow flew across the sky suddenly, and a lump of bird droppings landed directly on Lu Zhishen's bald head.

(End of this chapter)