Wu Dalang's Counterattack

Chapter 4 I won the jackpot this time!

After listening to the system's introduction, Wu Ming said helplessly to the system: "Random, random, everything is random, tell me the system, how many times you did it randomly and tricked me a few times."

The system didn't blame Wu Ming at all and said: "That's your fate, don't blame it all on our system. You should take medicine." Wu Ming said angrily: "You should take medicine, your whole family should take it Medicine."

If the system had a shape, it would definitely be a black line at one end.

The system reminded Wu Ming helplessly: "Gene modification medicine should be eaten. If you don't take it within the validity period, you will become the worst beastman gene. If you want to become a beast, I have no objection."

Wu Ming trembled in fright after hearing this, and immediately ate the potion, and experienced the painful experience again. After a while, the system prompted a voice: "Congratulations on obtaining the Druid gene of the elf branch."

Wu Ming saw that his body didn't change at all, so he asked the system: "I said system, we have a good relationship, did you embezzle my big gift bag?"

The system wondered: "What big gift pack?" Wu Ming: "Isn't there a newbie gift pack for new professions? Although I failed to integrate, you should give me the gift pack I should have." System: "Who said you failed to integrate, you If the fusion fails, it will become a 1.3-meter Wu Dalang. The lack of response now is just a system delay. Just wait patiently, maybe the network transmission has been disturbed."

As soon as the system finished speaking, a blue light flashed, and Wu Ming turned into a super handsome guy, so handsome that he has no friends. He has a stalwart figure, his skin exposed outside his clothes has a healthy bronze color, and his facial features are well-defined and smooth. Deep, black eyes shining with the light of wisdom, three-dimensional facial features are as handsome as a knife, and the whole body exudes a majestic kingly aura.

Seeing such changes in Wu Ming, even the emotionless system couldn't help admiring: "Perfect!"

Hearing the system's admiration, Wu Ming couldn't wait to run to the bronze mirror and take a picture.

Looking at himself in the mirror who was not particularly clear, Wu Ming said narcissistically: "My mother-in-law, she is dying, she made me so beautiful, she is planning to fascinate so many little girls, I found out I can't help falling in love with myself."

The sound of the system vomiting came from the side.

System: "Look at you, you are just a skin in perfection, hurry up and feel your new talent skills, this time the talent skills come with you randomly, there is no gift bag, if you don't hurry up and feel it, when the time is up, the talent skills Don’t blame me for not reminding you if the skill disappears.”

After hearing the words of the system, Wu Ming could no longer care about his narcissism, and immediately sank his mind and began to comprehend new innate skills.

After 5 minutes, Wu Ming jumped up excitedly, and after falling down, he spun around a few times and shouted excitedly: "It's developed, it's really developed, this time I finally won the big prize."

System: "What big prize? I think it excites you." Wu Ming: "You don't know?" System: "How could I know, I'm just your portable system, not a system terminal. How can it be possible to know everything."

Wu Ming said to the system very ostentatiously: "This time I got a druid from the elf branch. Do you know what talent a druid is? Transformation! It can transform into various animals according to the level of cultivation. And have the abilities that those animals have."

The system hit Wu Mingdao: "Cheaters are allowed in this world, but cheaters can't be too perverted. If you think about it carefully, how many animals can you turn into?"

After realizing it for a while, Wu Ming lost his excitement, but he still refused to admit defeat and said to the system: "Because he has the dwarf king gene, he can freely transform into the dwarf king and the current form, and he can also transform into an owl."

The system laughed out loud after hearing this.Wu Ming asked puzzledly: "What are you laughing at?" The system replied: "In your original world, there was a witty saying called: Wu Dalang plays night owls - what kind of person fights what kind of bird. Hahahaha, it is really appropriate. .”

Wu Ming said with a black line: "At the same time, he also inherited the elf's talent skill, sharpshooting, and retained all the skills of the dwarf king. In short, this wave is really not a loss."

Wu Ming, who had just finished speaking with the system, felt a strange gaze looking at him. Looking along the source of the gaze, Wu Ming saw Pan Jinlian, who was tied up on a chair and looked like a rice dumpling, her face flushed and her face full of spring. look at yourself.That expression was like that of a hungry dog ​​seeing a meaty bone, almost drooling at Wu Ming.

Just as Wu Ming was about to speak, Pan Jinlian spoke first: "Da Lang, you've become so handsome, I like you so much, you've been married for one night, and you've been in love for a long time. It was someone who made a mistake before, so please forgive him for a while. I promise that as long as you forgive him, he will take good care of you in the future. You can do whatever you want, okay?"

Wu Ming spat fiercely and said, "Bah, wishful thinking."

Seeing Ximen Qing lying on the ground and Pan Jinlian who was tied to the chair, Wu Ming began to worry. He didn't know how to deal with this pair of dogs. Of course, it is impossible to kill them. Although killing them is a matter of one knife, but No matter in which dynasty, killing is a felony. Although Wu Ming is accompanied by a system, he is not invincible.

Moreover, Wu Ming has planned the future life paths of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing. In Wu Ming's words, it is waste utilization.

Ximenqing must have spent the rest of his life digging underground. Where can he find such a good labor? As for Pan Jinlian, Wu Ming plans to train her to become a famous prostitute. This will be used in the future. In the future, the mining industry will definitely grow bigger and bigger, and it happened to be caught to cook for the miners.

Thinking of this, Wu Ming asked the system: "System, do you have any way to restrict a person's thinking while allowing him to have the ability to move freely?"

After listening to Wu Ming's question, the system replied naturally: "Brainwashing is very simple. It can be done in minutes. But brainwashing is very inhumane. Are you sure you want to do this? It's too evil."

Wu Ming thought for a while about what happened to Wu Dalang, then he made up his mind and said, "Based on what they did to me in the past, what's wrong with me treating them like this, if I didn't kill them, it would be considered cheap for them."

The system sighed and said: "Hey, mental torture is far more painful than physical torture, you might as well kill them." Wu Ming said angrily: "I've already decided, you can't help this in the end." Bar."

System: "Your boss, you have the final say. But how do you arrange them?" Wu Ming: "It's very simple, Ximenqing miner, Wang Po Mine cooks, as for Pan Jinlian, I'm going to give her a big dinner." Good luck. From now on, she will not be called Pan Jinlian, but from now on she will be called Li Shishi."

After finishing speaking, Wu Ming cut Ximen Qing's neck on the unconscious ground again with his hand.The system asked in puzzlement: "He's already in a coma, can you do it?"

Wu Mingdao: "I want to go out and catch Wang Po. I'm afraid that he will wake up suddenly and run away. Let him sleep for a while first. I'm not going too far. After kicking me, he still wanted to poison me."

The system thought: "Don't offend this ruthless person in the future. Fortunately, I have no form. Otherwise, if I offend him unintentionally, I will die a miserable death."

(End of this chapter)