Wu Dalang's Counterattack
Chapter 3 The Sad Ximen Qing
Chapter 3 The Sad Ximen Qing
While Wu Ming was studying the Wuyue Hammer Technique, a sudden knock on the door interrupted Wu Ming's thoughts.At the same time, a mean voice came from outside the door that made people want to burst into laughter: "Little lady, open the door quickly, your dear little brother is here to see you."
Hearing this voice, Wu Ming immediately became angry, and the picture of Wu Dalang's body being kicked down by the owner of the voice --- Ximen Qing suddenly popped up in his mind.
Wu Mingteng, who was so angry, jumped to the gate at once. After opening the door, he hadn't had time to speak.Ximen Qing outside the door saw Wu Ming who opened the door and shouted in fright: "monster!" Then he passed out from fright.
With nowhere to vent his anger, Wu Ming turned to the system: "System, what's going on?" The system said regretfully: "Sorry, I haven't had time to transform the human beings in this world to recognize square human beings like you. Ordinary It's normal for people to faint when they see you."
Wu Ming said helplessly, "Can you be more reliable with the system?"
The system said: "Now is not the time to talk about this, the enemy is right in front of you, what are you going to do with him and Pan Jinlian?"
Looking at Ximen Qingwu who was fainted on the ground, he said: "With this little courage, I still dare to come out and ask for flowers. Like that bitch Pan Jinlian, she faints when she is frightened. Killing this pair of dogs and men is too cheap for them. I have to deal with it properly." them."
In the room, Ximen Qing, who was tied up like a rice dumpling, was suddenly woken up by Wu Ming's bucket of cold water. Looking at the monster-like square creature in front of him, Ximen Qing begged for mercy: "My lord, please spare me. I don't eat it. Meat is smelly. I still have diseases, skin diseases, and willow diseases.”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Pan Jinlian who was tied next to him and said, "Eat her if you want. Look at her, she is white and tender, moderately fat and thin, and she is still fragrant. It must be delicious to eat."
Pan Jinlian, who was also tied up, glared at Ximen Qing angrily and cursed: "You are a heartless man, Ximen Qing, a high official from Ximen! How could I, Pan Jinlian, be blind and misunderstand you, a dirty bastard who has no responsibility at all? What did you say when you lied to me with your sweet words?"
Ximen Qing said: "Jin Lian, people don't kill themselves for their own sake, don't you like me because I'm so chic, rich and romantic in martial arts competitions?"
Wu Ming looked at the two people who were fighting each other and said calmly: "Stop dog biting dog, you two have no good ones. Ximen Qing, open your eyes and look carefully, who am I?"
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Ximen Qing calmed down, looked at Wu Ming carefully and said in amazement: "Wu Dalang, why did you become such a ghost? The medicine I gave is not so poisonous. I just provided I took the poison and didn't administer it myself, if you want to kill me, go to Pan Jinlian, I'm innocent."
The helpless Wu Ming no longer entangled with Ximen Qing whether he was dead or alive, and directly took out a document and said, "Do you want to live? Just sign and draw on it."
Hopeful Ximen Qing said: "You tied me into rice dumplings, what do I think? How do you sign it?"
From the original book, Wu Ming knew that Ximenqing was good at fisting and kicking, but Wu Ming is not the former Wu Dalang. First of all, he is the king of modern bodyguards, and his fisting skills are naturally not bad, not to mention that he now has the king of dwarves. That inhuman power.
Ximenqing looked at the document in front of him: "Now there is Ximenqing, a medicine merchant in Yanggu County, who is willing to exchange all his property under his name for Pan Jinlian as a concubine because he is in love with Wu Dalang's wife Pan Jinlian. There is no proof in words, but there is evidence in writing."
After reading the paperwork, Ximen Qing looked at the square Wu Dalang Wu Ming and thought for a while, knowing that he would never be able to beat him no matter what, and said in the principle that a good man does not suffer immediate losses: "Wu University, don't go too far, you Isn't it all right? I also got a good body because of a blessing in disguise. My uncle is the county magistrate. For his sake, let me go. I am willing to give [-]% of my property, no, I will give [-]% of my property How about [-]% compensation to you to solve this matter."
Wu Ming looked at Ximen Qing who had a charming smile on his face and said expressionlessly: "You are shameless for giving you face, if that's the case, don't blame me for being rude."
After finishing speaking, he slapped Ximen Qing's face with a slap.Ximen Qing raised his arm to block it, although he blocked Wu Ming's slap, but Wu Ming's inhuman strength slapped Ximen Qingshu's palm in the air against his face uncontrollably, he only felt that his eyes were darkened Passed out again.
When Ximenqing woke up again, he saw Wu Ming dangling in front of him with a document with his own fingerprint on it, saying, "Why are you doing this, and why bother? Hey, I just thought your uncle was the county magistrate." For the sake of the order, you voluntarily signed it, but you insisted on beating you in a lowly way. Idiot, if I beat you unconscious, you can still press your fingerprints."
Looking at the unbelievably strong Wu Ming in front of him, Ximen Qing sighed helplessly and said: "Hey, form is better than people. I have nothing to say now. I can go now. I hope you will keep your promise."
Wu Ming looked at Ximenqing with the eyes of an idiot and said: "Do you think I am an idiot? I can guarantee that you will be able to bring the county government's arrester with you to catch me and put you in jail. Although I said to let you die , but did not say to let you go free. You can only spend the rest of your life underground, if you honestly dig mines for me, I can guarantee you a full meal."
After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing was knocked unconscious again, and the system said helplessly: "You are really violent, can't you tie him up?"
Wu Ming said: "It's too troublesome to be tied up and down. It's not convenient to stun him. Based on what he did, I'm tolerant enough if I don't take his life. Don't interrupt, you quickly change my image The public accepts it, and I have to go out to catch Wang Po. Don't be scared when you go out."
The system said: "When you seized Ximenqing's property just now, you triggered and completed a hidden task (small property). You can conduct a system lottery draw. Are you going out after the lottery draw, or come back and draw again?"
Wu Ming thought for a while and said, "Wang Po is there anyway, so I can't run away. Let me draw a lottery first, and see what tricks your system can give you this time."
As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, he heard a system prompt: "Congratulations, you have won a mysterious prize, a genetic modification potion, do you want to take it?"
Wu Ming was confused at the time, and said to the system: "I knew your system was unreliable, why did you want to trick me into turning into a monster? Can I give this genetic modification medicine to others?"
System: "No, potions are only effective for people who have the system. After detection, only you have the system in this plane world."
Wu Ming: "Then I don't have to drink it." System: "No, you must use it up if you get it. To prevent waste, this is a rule."
Wu Ming said angrily: "Then what's the point, you still ask me if I take it? I have to drink it or not." The system: "Don't worry about it, those problems are just the process of the program." Wu Ming: " Will it conflict with the first drink if I drink it again?"
System: "Depending on luck, there are two random results. One is that the two medicinal properties are successfully fused, and the third and fourth attributes are perfect. The other is that the two medicinal properties fail to be fused, so all the medicinal effects disappear."
(End of this chapter)
While Wu Ming was studying the Wuyue Hammer Technique, a sudden knock on the door interrupted Wu Ming's thoughts.At the same time, a mean voice came from outside the door that made people want to burst into laughter: "Little lady, open the door quickly, your dear little brother is here to see you."
Hearing this voice, Wu Ming immediately became angry, and the picture of Wu Dalang's body being kicked down by the owner of the voice --- Ximen Qing suddenly popped up in his mind.
Wu Mingteng, who was so angry, jumped to the gate at once. After opening the door, he hadn't had time to speak.Ximen Qing outside the door saw Wu Ming who opened the door and shouted in fright: "monster!" Then he passed out from fright.
With nowhere to vent his anger, Wu Ming turned to the system: "System, what's going on?" The system said regretfully: "Sorry, I haven't had time to transform the human beings in this world to recognize square human beings like you. Ordinary It's normal for people to faint when they see you."
Wu Ming said helplessly, "Can you be more reliable with the system?"
The system said: "Now is not the time to talk about this, the enemy is right in front of you, what are you going to do with him and Pan Jinlian?"
Looking at Ximen Qingwu who was fainted on the ground, he said: "With this little courage, I still dare to come out and ask for flowers. Like that bitch Pan Jinlian, she faints when she is frightened. Killing this pair of dogs and men is too cheap for them. I have to deal with it properly." them."
In the room, Ximen Qing, who was tied up like a rice dumpling, was suddenly woken up by Wu Ming's bucket of cold water. Looking at the monster-like square creature in front of him, Ximen Qing begged for mercy: "My lord, please spare me. I don't eat it. Meat is smelly. I still have diseases, skin diseases, and willow diseases.”
After finishing speaking, he looked at Pan Jinlian who was tied next to him and said, "Eat her if you want. Look at her, she is white and tender, moderately fat and thin, and she is still fragrant. It must be delicious to eat."
Pan Jinlian, who was also tied up, glared at Ximen Qing angrily and cursed: "You are a heartless man, Ximen Qing, a high official from Ximen! How could I, Pan Jinlian, be blind and misunderstand you, a dirty bastard who has no responsibility at all? What did you say when you lied to me with your sweet words?"
Ximen Qing said: "Jin Lian, people don't kill themselves for their own sake, don't you like me because I'm so chic, rich and romantic in martial arts competitions?"
Wu Ming looked at the two people who were fighting each other and said calmly: "Stop dog biting dog, you two have no good ones. Ximen Qing, open your eyes and look carefully, who am I?"
After hearing Wu Ming's words, Ximen Qing calmed down, looked at Wu Ming carefully and said in amazement: "Wu Dalang, why did you become such a ghost? The medicine I gave is not so poisonous. I just provided I took the poison and didn't administer it myself, if you want to kill me, go to Pan Jinlian, I'm innocent."
The helpless Wu Ming no longer entangled with Ximen Qing whether he was dead or alive, and directly took out a document and said, "Do you want to live? Just sign and draw on it."
Hopeful Ximen Qing said: "You tied me into rice dumplings, what do I think? How do you sign it?"
From the original book, Wu Ming knew that Ximenqing was good at fisting and kicking, but Wu Ming is not the former Wu Dalang. First of all, he is the king of modern bodyguards, and his fisting skills are naturally not bad, not to mention that he now has the king of dwarves. That inhuman power.
Ximenqing looked at the document in front of him: "Now there is Ximenqing, a medicine merchant in Yanggu County, who is willing to exchange all his property under his name for Pan Jinlian as a concubine because he is in love with Wu Dalang's wife Pan Jinlian. There is no proof in words, but there is evidence in writing."
After reading the paperwork, Ximen Qing looked at the square Wu Dalang Wu Ming and thought for a while, knowing that he would never be able to beat him no matter what, and said in the principle that a good man does not suffer immediate losses: "Wu University, don't go too far, you Isn't it all right? I also got a good body because of a blessing in disguise. My uncle is the county magistrate. For his sake, let me go. I am willing to give [-]% of my property, no, I will give [-]% of my property How about [-]% compensation to you to solve this matter."
Wu Ming looked at Ximen Qing who had a charming smile on his face and said expressionlessly: "You are shameless for giving you face, if that's the case, don't blame me for being rude."
After finishing speaking, he slapped Ximen Qing's face with a slap.Ximen Qing raised his arm to block it, although he blocked Wu Ming's slap, but Wu Ming's inhuman strength slapped Ximen Qingshu's palm in the air against his face uncontrollably, he only felt that his eyes were darkened Passed out again.
When Ximenqing woke up again, he saw Wu Ming dangling in front of him with a document with his own fingerprint on it, saying, "Why are you doing this, and why bother? Hey, I just thought your uncle was the county magistrate." For the sake of the order, you voluntarily signed it, but you insisted on beating you in a lowly way. Idiot, if I beat you unconscious, you can still press your fingerprints."
Looking at the unbelievably strong Wu Ming in front of him, Ximen Qing sighed helplessly and said: "Hey, form is better than people. I have nothing to say now. I can go now. I hope you will keep your promise."
Wu Ming looked at Ximenqing with the eyes of an idiot and said: "Do you think I am an idiot? I can guarantee that you will be able to bring the county government's arrester with you to catch me and put you in jail. Although I said to let you die , but did not say to let you go free. You can only spend the rest of your life underground, if you honestly dig mines for me, I can guarantee you a full meal."
After finishing speaking, Ximen Qing was knocked unconscious again, and the system said helplessly: "You are really violent, can't you tie him up?"
Wu Ming said: "It's too troublesome to be tied up and down. It's not convenient to stun him. Based on what he did, I'm tolerant enough if I don't take his life. Don't interrupt, you quickly change my image The public accepts it, and I have to go out to catch Wang Po. Don't be scared when you go out."
The system said: "When you seized Ximenqing's property just now, you triggered and completed a hidden task (small property). You can conduct a system lottery draw. Are you going out after the lottery draw, or come back and draw again?"
Wu Ming thought for a while and said, "Wang Po is there anyway, so I can't run away. Let me draw a lottery first, and see what tricks your system can give you this time."
As soon as Wu Ming finished speaking, he heard a system prompt: "Congratulations, you have won a mysterious prize, a genetic modification potion, do you want to take it?"
Wu Ming was confused at the time, and said to the system: "I knew your system was unreliable, why did you want to trick me into turning into a monster? Can I give this genetic modification medicine to others?"
System: "No, potions are only effective for people who have the system. After detection, only you have the system in this plane world."
Wu Ming: "Then I don't have to drink it." System: "No, you must use it up if you get it. To prevent waste, this is a rule."
Wu Ming said angrily: "Then what's the point, you still ask me if I take it? I have to drink it or not." The system: "Don't worry about it, those problems are just the process of the program." Wu Ming: " Will it conflict with the first drink if I drink it again?"
System: "Depending on luck, there are two random results. One is that the two medicinal properties are successfully fused, and the third and fourth attributes are perfect. The other is that the two medicinal properties fail to be fused, so all the medicinal effects disappear."
(End of this chapter)
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