I may have played a fake fantasy

Chapter 3 A Different World
At 7 o'clock in the evening, Ye Shang and his girlfriend had just finished watching a movie. After they came out of the movie theater, they found a barbecue restaurant to solve their dinner problem.Every time he eats with his girlfriend, Ye Shang will feel emotional: "It's nice to have a woman when we eat!"

When Ye Shang was single, he would occasionally have dinner with his colleagues. In the group, there was a girl who got along well with them and the old men. She was average in appearance, but she had a good personality and temper.If everyone chooses to eat hot pot or barbecue, then she will bake and rinse for everyone, and the men basically just focus on eating.

The female colleagues at the dinner table can make Ye Shang feel such a sense of happiness, so if it is a girlfriend, how about making Ye Shang so happy that he can't find Bei?However, even if he is not happy, Ye Shang can't tell the difference between east, west and north. He only knows "up north, down south, left west, right east". There is no use for it.

"The eggplant is ready, try it." The girlfriend picked up a slightly burnt slice of eggplant, and handed it to the leaf merchant's mouth, and said "ah" like feeding a child.

"Ah~" Ye Shang also cooperated, opened his mouth and deliberately prolonged the sound, waiting for the eggplant slices to enter.

"Good." The girlfriend praised with a smile, and put the eggplant slices into Ye Shang's mouth, and then...

Then, the dream woke up...

You only need to see the six words "Ye Shang and his girlfriend" to guess that the following content is either fictional or someone is dreaming.

After waking up, Ye Shang didn't get up in a hurry, or even opened his eyes. He wanted to keep the dream in his mind while it was still relatively clear, so that he could dwell on it later in the dead of night when he was alone and unable to sleep. Aftertaste.But unfortunately, he has never succeeded. Not to mention that he can recall a rough idea the next day. Even when he gets up and goes to the toilet, it is already difficult to recall the details of the dream.

"Hey." Apart from taking the bus during rush hour, dreaming about his girlfriend is the closest thing Ye Shang has to the female species. However, whether it is the girl on the bus or the wife in his dream, they are just a rush in his life. Passers-by will soon leave him... except when they are stuck in traffic on the bus, in which case they can stay in touch for a while.

After waking up for nearly 10 minutes, the boss Ye Shangcai got up reluctantly. After getting up, he turned on the computer first, so that he would not have to wait for it to turn on when he came back from the bathroom. Then he turned around and walked towards the toilet... At least, Ye Shang was That's the plan.

"Uh, where's the toilet?" Even though he just woke up and his head isn't quite clear, Ye Shang can still tell the difference between those with and without toilets.

In the house he rented, the toilet was just opposite to his computer, and it took only four or five steps to get there, but now what appeared in front of Ye Shang was only the wall and the door.

"The toilet is gone, and the room has become smaller?" Ye Shang made this guess based on intuition, but he immediately wiped his face to wake himself up and study it carefully.

After Ye Shang took a detailed look at the room, his mood was very agitated, but no matter how complicated the emotions were, they all boiled down to one sentence: "Damn it!"

The room that Ye Shang is currently in is relatively familiar to him, because this room was his bedroom before he went to college. He has slept here for nearly 20 years. After getting out of the hazy state when he just woke up, He finally recognized this "old guy".

"It's not right." Without thinking about it for a while, Ye Shang immediately realized that there was a problem, so he turned around abruptly, staring at the main computer box next to the computer desk and the two LCD monitors on the desk.

"I... have returned to my hometown? And brought the computer back?" Logically speaking, this possibility should not exist, mainly because Ye Shang lied to his parents about the price of the computer.When he was stable in a large company, he bought a desktop computer in installments with a credit card. He followed his buddy’s advice and bought an assembled machine with the higher configuration at that time. The chassis alone cost 6000 yuan less. up.If my parents know that I spent nearly 8000 yuan to buy a computer, then they will complain about themselves in the future, and they will have new words, so they can no longer add bricks and tiles to their "resume".

Ye Shang walked back to the computer desk, trying to identify whether the computer was the one he bought, but he saw the calendar standing on the table with a glance, Ye Shang unexpectedly checked today's date first.

Thursday, June 2003, 12.

"Well, let's say the date is correct, but I don't remember that there was an LCD monitor in 03, and I don't remember that our family could buy a computer in 03." Ye Shang's memory is not outstanding, and many Ye Shang can only remember a rough idea of ​​what happened in the past, but if he can't even remember this, then it might not be explained by "bad memory".

"What are you yelling about in the morning?" The bedroom door was opened, and Ye Shang's father scolded Ye Shang when he pushed the door in. When he saw Ye Shang standing stupidly on the ground, he said angrily: "Get up." Just put on your clothes quickly, and, what are you doing with your computer on?"

"Ah? Ah." Ye Shang stared blankly at his father, turned off the computer after reacting, and then started looking for clothes to wear. When he picked up the autumn clothes on the chair, Ye Shang realized that he had only Wearing a pair of shorts.After being dazed again, Ye Shang immediately realized that since he was at home now, there was heating, and it wouldn't be cold if he dressed like this.

Heating is what Ye Shang longs for most after spending several winters in the south. It is precisely because there is no general heating measure in the south that Ye Shang, a person who only wears underwear to sleep, cultivates the habit of "sleeping with clothes". He is so used to it that he has the idea of ​​going back to his hometown in the Northeast to avoid the cold when winter comes.

"Hurry up and get dressed to wash your face, brush your teeth, and have breakfast afterward, or you'll be late for school." Ye Shang's father, Ye Chengyan, ordered and went to work in the kitchen.

"Going to school... By the way, it's 03, and I'm in high school." Ye Shang only read this sentence in his heart. He is now a reborn person, and he is a 30-year-old decadent uncle inside. In the eyes of others, he is still the 16-year-old Ye Shang. If he is too surprised by some "normal" things, he will definitely arouse suspicion.

"Look at how calm this guy is. He is indeed a mature man who has been in society for many years. What he pays attention to is not being surprised by any changes." Ye Shang went to the toilet to wash up while looking pretty, squeezed out toothpaste, dipped some water, and Ye Shang, who was about to brush his teeth, saw the mirror in the toilet and his own appearance in the mirror.

"F*ck!" This time Ye Shang not only couldn't help shouting out, but also completely destroyed his hard-working and stable image, and was slapped in the face on the spot.

Ye Shang in the mirror looks pretty good, and if he lowers his requirements a bit, he can be classified as a handsome guy. Although his appearance has changed, Ye Shang can still vaguely recognize that it is him. The reason is that the current Ye Shang is Normal build, not fat at all.People look different when they are fat and when they are thin, but after all, they are the same person, and you can still see some shadows when you look closely, so Ye Shang quickly accepted that "the current self is a slim version." Leaf business" concept.

"MLGB, no matter it's rebirth or something, I really want to thank you." Ye Shang, who has always wanted to lose weight but has never lost weight, is very happy to see his current appearance and feels that even for this figure, this rebirth is worth it. .

"Huh? I don't seem to be near-sighted anymore, and... I have grown a little taller." Ye Shang, who found out that he had lost weight, was as excited as a decades-old bachelor who suddenly found a wife. Unexpectedly, the surprise was not over yet. , During the bridal chamber, I found out that the girl has twin sisters. Marrying two at a time, I instantly felt that even if my life was shortened, I would be willing.

"I said senior, do you know what an incredible thing you have invented?" Ye Shang began to make random rankings, referring to his future, [-]-year-old self as senior.

After coming out of the toilet, Ye Shang's energy was different, and he secretly thought that he would one day become a handsome guy, but he didn't quite believe it.

"Let's eat." Father Ye finished breakfast, brought fried rice with eggs to the kitchen table, and then went to call Ye Shang's mother to get up.

Ye Shang was in a good mood, he ate up the fried rice in two mouthfuls, went to the toilet to wash his hands, and then went back to the house to get his schoolbag.

"Here I go, not only are there computers, but there are also mobile phones. Last time I was 16, I didn't get this kind of treatment." Ye Shang had already seen the mobile phone on the table when he turned on the computer, but he didn't realize it at that time. Since he was reborn, he didn't take it seriously.

"Since you have a mobile phone, take it. If you are bored during class, you can play for a while." Ye Shangxin said.

After grabbing his things and preparing to go out, Ye Shang happened to see his mother He Huixiang who had just gotten up and came out of the bedroom. He said hello to his elders and went to school.

Walking on the familiar and unfamiliar road, Ye Shang didn't feel any disturbance in his heart. After all, he hasn't been back for decades. In the middle of 16 years in his "previous life", he came back because of the expired ID card and the problem of re-applying. a trip.According to the gradually clear memory, Ye Shang came to his high school, City No. [-] Middle School.

"In 03, I should have been in the first year of high school. When I was in the first year of high school... I was in class ten, should I be here?" While walking and recalling, Ye Shang successfully found his class in the first year of high school, class ten.

"Made, I made a mistake. I forgot where I was sitting, and I don't remember who my deskmate is now." Ye Shang, who originally walked into the classroom in high spirits, was a little dumbfounded as soon as he entered the door. He often pressed the button when he was a freshman in high school. Seats are arranged according to grades, so Ye Shang’s deskmate has also changed once, so he is not sure which seat he belongs to.

Since I don't remember, I can only ask. Even if it makes people suspicious, it will seem strange that I haven't returned to my seat.Scanning around, Ye Shang recognized a classmate who had a good friendship in the first year of high school, so he decided to use him as an NPC for information.

"Brother, where did I come from? Suddenly I can't remember." Ye Shang asked in the same tone as a good buddy, trying not to let people see the flaws.

The boy who was asked looked at Ye Shang in surprise for a while, then hesitated and said, "Who are you...?"

"Calm down, calm down. We have had a good relationship since the beginning of school. There is no way he doesn't know me. There must be something wrong with this." Ye Shang tried his best to control his emotions, but things did not develop in the direction he expected, so he still let He was a little panicked.

"Then what, I want to ask, where is Ye Shang sitting?" In a hurry, Ye Shang thought of this way of asking.

"Ye Shang?" The boy was taken aback for a moment, then smiled as if he had figured out something, and said, "Student, you must have found the wrong class. There is no one named Ye Shang in our class."

"Really, maybe I remembered it wrong, hahaha... what, I'm sorry to bother you, I'll be leaving first." Ye Shang yelled awkwardly, and left the classroom as if fleeing.

As soon as he left the classroom, Ye Shang's phone rang, so Ye Shang answered the phone called "Dad".

"Where have you been, little bastard?" Father Ye cursed as soon as the call was connected.

"I'm at school." Ye Shang was at a loss.

"Are you lying to me again? Your teacher just called me and said you haven't arrived yet. To be honest, where are you?" After more than ten years of battle of wits and courage with Ye Shang, Ye's father boasts that he can tell you at a glance Can see through Ye Shang's lies... But this time Ye Shang didn't lie.

"I'm really studying... oh, I'm in No. [-] Middle School in the city." Fuzhi was so spiritual, Ye Shang seemed to understand the key point, so he reported the specific location instead of the general word "school".

"City No. [-] Middle School?" Father Ye's tone was full of surprise in anger, and he handled his emotions very well: "What do you, a junior high school student, go to City No. [-] Middle School for?"

"Junior high school?" Ye Shang's emotional suspicion was full of absurdity, not losing to his father at all.

(End of this chapter)