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Chapter 395 This gift is so-so
Buddha jumps over the wall, a famous Fujian dish.

The process of this dish is extremely complicated, and the process of simmering takes more than ten hours to achieve the ideal taste.

Moreover, there are nearly 20 kinds of raw materials such as abalone, sea cucumber, fish lip, yak hide glue, and king oyster mushroom.

Li Fan looked at the village on the outskirts of Beijing behind him, thinking where could he gather so many raw materials?Didn't this kill my brother?
Although artificially farmed abalones and sea cucumbers are not expensive, and the lives of the people in the capital city are quite affluent and fully affordable, but ah, who would "supply" abalones and fish lips in their own refrigerators?
It's normal to store some pork in the refrigerator, but it's a rare event to store abalone. After all, these are definitely not commonly used ingredients!
Li Fan, who was looking at the village, collapsed, and Chef Yao Na, who was looking at the jelly, also collapsed. Well, I have a lot of work today, let's change lunch to dinner!

The director urged: "Ms. Li, please come and collect 100 yuan for food expenses."

"Director Wu, how much is 100 yuan? This is Buddha jumping over the wall!"

"Then you guys think of a way! Remember, you need to trade normally, 'don't take needles and thread from the masses'!"

……

Li Fan took the 100 yuan, he led Jelly out of the resort, and went straight to the village across the street.

"Brother, let me treat you well. I ordered your favorite Buddha Jumping Wall."

Li Fansheng had nothing to love, "Yeah!"

"Praise me!" Jelly happily issued an "invitation".

"Sister, this Buddha jumps over the wall, you ordered it wrong."

"Huh? Brother doesn't like it very much?"

"My brother likes it very much, but he can't do it."

Jelly heard the words and looked back at the resort, "Sister can't do it?"

"It's not that my sister can't cook it, it's that we don't have all the ingredients."

"Why?"

There is no way, children of this age have basically zero understanding of society and life, so Li Fan had to explain it patiently, and Jelly understood after the explanation.

"Then what to do, brother!"

"Try your luck!"

They walked into the first farmer's house in the village and knocked on the door.

Knowing that Li Fan and others were recording in the village these two days, the woman who opened the door had an expected surprise on her face.

"Ms. Li, come in and sit down."

"Sister, may I ask, do you sell this chicken?"

"Not for sale, but I can give you one."

"That won't work, but you can sell it to me cheaper, give me one for 15 yuan."

Eldest sister: "Success, no problem. You pick it yourself, grab whatever you want."

Li Fan's scalp tingled, "I dare not!"

"I dare!" Jelly volunteered.

Li Fan also remembered the image of the red detachment of women chasing big geese when Jelly first went to the countryside.

Jelly stared intently at a chicken in the yard, and then rushed over as if flying, but she suddenly felt that she had taken off and her feet were off the ground while running.

"Come back to me, be honest, don't people know about chicken?" Li Fan grabbed the jelly and hugged it in his arms, and said to the eldest sister: "Choose me a smaller one, I can't eat it, actually half a chicken That's enough, too much waste."

"Teacher Li, there is half a chicken in the refrigerator at home. If you don't mind, I will give it to you!"

"No, we have to spend money to buy it. The show crew requires it. How much does half a chicken cost?"

The eldest sister thought for a while: "5 yuan? 3 yuan is also fine!"

Li Fan: "4 yuan deal!"

"There is still such a bargain!" Jelly said quietly.

After everyone laughed, Li Fan asked again: "Sister, do you have any mushrooms at home?"

"No."

"Ribs?"

"No."

"Abalone, sea cucumber, fish lips, yak hide glue..."

The eldest sister's head turned into a rattle, shaking it constantly, "That's not enough, Mr. Li, it's too high-end."

After leaving this farmhouse, Li Fan knocked on the doors of other houses one by one. Mushrooms, pork ribs, carrots, etc. were quickly found, but the main raw materials for Buddha Tiaoqiang had no progress.

It wasn't until I walked into a farmhouse that this problem came to light.

"Brother, your family has abalone, sea cucumber, fish lips..."

"Hey, you're right."

Li Fan was overjoyed: "Your family has it?"

"That's not true. I have the fish lips at home, but not the others."

"That's fine too, where's the big brother?"

"You come with me!"

Walking into the back kitchen, the eldest brother's daughter-in-law was preparing to cook. The elder brother said: "Daughter-in-law, chop off the lips of the fish and give it to Teacher Li."

"Okay!" The woman raised her knife and pointed it at the mouth of the carp on the cutting board.

Li Fan couldn't help laughing, "Brother, 'Yu Lip' is not this 'Yu Lip'!"

"It's not carp? Is it catfish? Cod? Knife?"

"No no, 'fish lips' are not fish lips!"

Everyone turned to Li Fan, looking puzzled.

Li Fan explained: "Fish lips are a raw material made from the skin of shark tails."

The big brother and the big sister suddenly realized that there is nothing more, yes, it made Teacher Li laugh, I have no experience!
"Teacher Li, I think a family may have the materials you need." The eldest sister said.

"Which one?"

"The Sun's family at the end of the village, the old Sun is from the south, and one of the must-have dishes for Chinese New Year is Buddha Jumping over the Wall."

The eldest brother said: "This is not a holiday!"

"But today is the birthday of that brat from the Sun family!"

Li Fan was overjoyed when he heard the words, it's done!
……

More than 20 minutes later, Li Fan and Jelly came back for business.

The two came to Chef Yao Na and started to take out the ingredients from their pockets.

"Chicken, mushrooms, shallots, fragrant leaves...chicken stewed with mushrooms, everything is ready!"

Yao Na nodded in satisfaction.

"Ribs, brown sugar, sweet potato powder... sweet and sour pork ribs, all ready!"

Yao Na continued to nod, "Ms. Li and Little Jelly are great, and what else! Where are the ingredients for Buddha Jumping over the Wall?"

Li Fan said: "We came back to discuss with everyone. I don't think Buddha Jumping Over the Wall can be done. Can we do a 'pig jumping over the wall'?"

Jelly silently took out a piece of pork from her pocket, put it on the cutting board, and lowered her head in shame.

Everyone laughed, and the director said: "Pig jumping over the wall? Why don't you ask for a 'dog jumping over the wall'? Dog jumping over the wall in a hurry!"

"No, there are dog lovers."

Everyone was paralyzed with laughter, the director stroked his chest, and said with a smile: "Mr. Li, you have to complete the task, because this determines where you will live tonight. Do you want to live in an earthen house with air leaks everywhere?"

Hearing this, Li Fan quickly led Jelly out of the resort.

They did go to find the Sun family just now, but the door was locked and no one was there.

I heard from neighbors that they went to the city to apply for a certificate.

After walking the whole village and failing to find the raw materials for Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, Li Fan had no choice but to bring Jelly to the second floor of Sun's small building and wait.

Li Fan took off his coat and put it on a big rock, and let Jelly sit on it. He saw a horse tied under a poplar tree not far away. It's also something new.

"Brother, am I stupid!" Jelly murmured.

Li Fan smiled and said: "You're not stupid, you're very good, and you know how to think about your brother!"

"I don't want that Buddha jumping over the wall."

"Didn't you order what brother likes to eat? There's nothing wrong with it. You don't know that this dish is not easy to make."

Jelly lowered her head and picked at her fingers, "Why don't I go and beg them to change the dish for us?"

"But it can't be changed!" Li Fan was worried, if he didn't change this dish, he would definitely not be able to get it.

Jelly was silent for a while, "How about I try it?"

"This, it's enough to agree! Then you go and act coquettishly to Uncle Wu and make him cute!"

"Okay brother." Jelly stood up and hurriedly planned to run back along the original road.

"Wait a minute, what would you like to eat instead?"

The jelly that was running stopped immediately, yes, what kind of dish should I replace it with?
By the way, my brother said that if you eat a Man-Han banquet once in your life, you will not sweat in this life... Why do you eat a Man-Han banquet once and you don't sweat?

It doesn't matter, anyway, seeing my brother's expression of enjoyment, it must be delicious.

Jelly turned her head and smiled innocently: "Brother, I want a full banquet!"

Li Fan's pupils dilated, he was stunned for a moment, and then his whole body collapsed...

You are a professional accountant of Brother Keng!

"Come back, don't run away! That's not a dish! It's a table, dear!"

Li Fan grabbed the jelly again and told her to order eggplant with minced meat.

Just as Jelly Lingzhi was about to gallop, the Sun family drove back.

There were two cars in total, the doors opened almost at the same time, and everyone got out of the cars and surrounded them.

"Yo, Teacher Li, hello!"

"Teacher Li, you've been waiting for a long time. Come in and sit down."

"I like you so much, you are the one in my pencil case!"

"Do you want Buddha to jump over the wall? Yes, ready-made!"

……

Ganqing's family came back temporarily. They went to the city to apply for a certificate for the old man. What did they prove?It is to prove that the old man is alive and in good health...

The neighbor called and said that Li Fan had been waiting outside the door for a long time, and the family drove back in a hurry.

This Sun family is quite rich, the decoration on the small second floor is good, the sofa is still a high-end pure leather product, and the house is clean and bright.

The Sun family's daughter-in-law quickly brought out the finished Buddha Jumping Over the Wall, "Teacher Li, here you go!"

Li Fan quickly waved his hand: "This is not good!"

"You're welcome!"

"I'm not being polite, we only need raw materials, which is what the program requires."

"Hey, here, do you still have the raw materials? Old Sun, go and check the refrigerator."

Li Fan also came to the refrigerator. Fortunately, most of the ingredients were left.

After packing the ingredients, Li Fan asked: "How do you calculate the money?"

"What kind of money is that? Mr. Li, won't you slap us in the face? Can we work in every aspect?" This Mr. Sun is quite social.

Li Fandao: "This is the program group's rule, 'Don't take needles and threads from the masses'! I don't have much money left, let's make sense!"

Li Fan put a handful of change on the table and said, "Today is my young master's birthday, and we can't come empty-handed. Do you have a pen and paper?"

The little boy immediately rummaged through his schoolbag. It took him a long time to find out his pen and notebook. He accidentally found out a toy gun, causing the parents to frown.

Li Fan picked up the gel pen and wrote a line under the puzzled eyes of everyone:

Give Sun Yuhang a step-by-step learning machine...

The inscription is the word "Li Fan".

Li Fan patted Sun Yuhang's little head, "After the show is broadcast, take this note to any BUBUSHI store to pick it up. I wish you a steady improvement in your academic performance after you turn one year old!"

"Thank you, brother Li Fan." Sun Yuhang was not too happy... What annoyance, and then he had to force a smile, hey!

(End of this chapter)