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Chapter 394 Pit brother!
Chapter 394 Pit brother!
in front of the dresser.
Li Fan was braiding Jelly's hair, while Jelly kept rubbing her eyes and yawning, looking listless.
"Ms. Li, breakfast is ready, I'm missing you." Xiao Cheng shouted outside the door.
"OK, wait!"
This is a big project for Li Fan. He is making a butterfly braid, which is very popular this year. The butterfly braid procedure is complicated and takes a long time, but fortunately, Li Fan thinks he is ingenious and dares to try it.
The weather was cool this morning, so Li Fan put on a knit suit for his sister, from top to bottom in snow white, and paired a pair of small black sneakers under Jelly's feet.
Jelly glanced at the sneakers on her feet from time to time, and asked suspiciously: "Brother, do you really look good in this?"
"Well, it's pretty nice!"
Jelly stopped talking, and thought: Your lord's aesthetics are so strange!
Not long after, the door knocked again, "Mr. Li, the food will be cold if you don't come out."
"Okay, here we come!"
Li Fan finally led Jelly out of the room, and he began to lock the door, while the little Jelly next to him lost the joy of the past. She raised her hand and silently waved to Yang Na who happened to pass by, "Big sister, Good morning!"
Yang Na was taken aback, "Hey, black and white? You're a little panda? Your hair...you combed it yourself?"
"My brother combed it for me!" Jelly pouted, and there was a hint of help in her dark eyes.
Yang Na looked at the big tuft of hair on top of Jelly's head and couldn't help but smile: "Teacher Li, are you too easy on yourself?"
Li Fan's big project just now was declared a failure, and finally he simply opened up the braided braids, folded the thick hair on the top of the head, and then put the headband up a set, and the work was done.
At that time, Jelly's face was ashen, her eyes were resentful, and she felt helpless in her heart.At that moment, she missed her mother so much!
"It's called simplicity!" Li Fan said.
"Come on, don't be simple and beautiful, I think you are 'easy and beautiful', I will re-dress Jelly, Mr. Li, the door is open."
A moment later, when Yang Na carried Jelly out of the room, Jelly was refreshed and extremely happy.
She pulled her two braids and looked extremely beautiful. She also changed her shoes and clothes and put a sun hat on her head.
Li Fan frowned, was his outfit just now ugly?Uh... it seems that there is a little bit of unsatisfactory.
……
In the resort, all five groups of guests were present.
There is a long board table in the middle of the yard, with five upside-down pots on it, and I don't know what breakfast is inside.
Dao Wu said: "These five upside-down basins are everyone's breakfast today. The breakfast inside is different. From the first to the fifth, the degree of 'luxury' decreases in turn. Everyone needs to fight for the best through the game. breakfast!"
Xiao Yanghan quit: "But we are still hungry, how can we play games when we are hungry!"
Xiao Qianguan still had his hands in his pockets, "You guys are wrong!"
……
Amidst the crowd's complaints, Jelly remembered a sentence her brother often said, she stepped forward and said: "The ancients said that people depend on food!"
The director smiled and said, "Okay, before the game starts, please ask Jelly to perform a few Tang poems for everyone!"
Jelly bowed her head and silently took a step back.
When the five upside-down pots were opened, everyone was dumbfounded, the difference in treatment was too great.
Breakfast No. 1 is a super nutritious meal: whole wheat bread, steak, imported milk, egg cake...
Breakfast on the 2nd: Xiaolongbao, porridge, pickles.
……
Breakfast on the 5th: two steamed buns.
Jelly swallowed her saliva: "The first two will do!"
Li Fan said: "What if there are two steamed buns?"
Jelly was stunned: "No way. Yesterday, I was in last place. Is it still the same today?"
Li Fan thought in his heart that if you don't make trouble today, you little devil!Otherwise, with my own cooking skills, last night's Northeast stew might not be as good as the cold dish, and it is still very possible that I am far ahead of the others!
Director: "Because the brothers and sisters are busy with their careers, they have little time to accompany them. Therefore, our next game is to test the degree of understanding between brothers and sisters. Please bring the dolls and the brothers to the dressing room. Change clothes in the room. When changing clothes, no one is allowed to make a sound, so as not to be recognized by others.”
A quarter of an hour later, the guests wearing doll costumes returned to the courtyard one after another.
Everyone looked at each other, and no one knew anyone.
Although everyone is different in height, the doll costumes are almost the same height.
The yard quickly became a paradise for big and small dolls, a row of big dolls and a row of small dolls, they looked at each other, confused each other... Who are these strange figures?
Li Fan was bored inside, and he looked outside through the narrow gap, only to see Bull Demon King, Zhu Bajie, Mickey Mouse, and Transformers all coming.
Where is my sister?Is that Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty...or Peppa Pig?
Director: "Please don't make any noise. The baby's task is to find a way to let the brothers and sisters identify you, and follow the doll you think is the brother into the verification area. The first group to complete it correctly can enjoy the first-class breakfast!
Games start! "
The game started. The five big dolls looked at the little dolls five meters away in front of them. Everyone thought that any of them might be their own dolls.
Some are bowing, some are circling, and some are doing radio gymnastics, but it is difficult to move through the doll clothes, and the movements are all deformed.
Which one is the younger sister?Li Fan hesitated.
Suddenly, I saw the little mouse pushed his hands to the ground, then put his head on the ground, and then rolled forward for one round... and rolled for another round...
Li Fan is overjoyed, um, mine!
Just when Li Fan walked quickly to Jelly and handed her his hand, suddenly a "Bull Demon King" appeared beside him, and the Bull Demon King also stretched his hoof towards Mickey Mouse!
Li Fan thought: Hey, why are you joining in the fun? This is not a red boy!
The tumbling jelly suddenly looked up and saw a cow and a monkey extending their hooves and claws to her at the same time. She was confused. Which one was the brother?
Jelly suddenly lay down on the ground, opened her hands and feet, and assumed a sleeping position with the word "big"!
Li Fan was sure that Mickey Mouse must be his sister, and he didn't run away. When he held up one hand of Mickey Mouse, the Bull Demon King also held up the other hand.
This is how to do?
Li Fan raised one foot and lightly kicked the Bull Demon King, thinking, "Go away!"
The Bull Demon King immediately fought back, and the two bull horns began to point at Monkey King.
Amidst the laughter of the crowd, the jelly lying on the ground became selfish. My brother is so polite, so he won't be the monkey who caused trouble...
When Jelly struggled to get up and pull the cow's hoof, Li Fan looked at it in confusion, "No!"
Seeing that the Bull Demon King was complacently trying to pull the jelly away, Li Fan suddenly raised his hand, imitating an ostrich, circling around Mickey Mouse...
After Mickey Mouse was stunned for a moment, he threw himself into the arms of Sun Wukong. He was so stupid, he must be his biological brother!
After Sun Wukong took Mr. Mi to the checking area, the director said: "Congratulations, Li Fan and Jelly brothers and sisters successfully recognized each other and became the first group of victorious guests. Now you can enjoy your breakfast!"
With the help of the staff, Li Fan and Jelly took off the doll costumes, and the two happily sat on the bench, enjoying breakfast while watching a group of dolls' recognition meeting in the yard.
"Brother, who is that big bull?"
"do not know!"
"Where is Sister Hanhan?"
"I don't know!" Li Fan snatched the steak from Jelly's hand, and said, "You can't eat this in the morning, because you can't digest it!"
After Li Fan finished speaking, he put his knife and fork together, cut off a piece and put it into his mouth happily, with a happy face.
"Then why are you eating?" Jelly's mouth was filled with saliva.
"I'm an adult, it's okay if I eat it once."
The fork in Jelly's hand pierced the steak, "I'm not a child, let me try it!"
"no!"
"Brother! I will be sad if you treat me like this."
Li Fan had no choice but to cut off a "shredded meat" from the steak, "Here, enough!"
"Huh? So few!"
Jelly ate the "shredded pork", she stood up suddenly, tore off a few slices of whole wheat bread and a box of Leha milk, then walked to the breakfast place on the 4th, put it next to the two steamed buns, and then, Breakfast on the 3th... Breakfast on the [-]rd... Each breakfast has its own luxury set meal shared by Jelly.
The director and staff members thought: Look at other children!
The other guests returned to the dining table one after another, and the identity of the Bull Demon King was revealed. It turned out to be Qian Feng.
Li Fan was speechless, "Brother Feng, why are you robbing me of my sister?"
Qian Feng: "My younger brother also has this habitual movement!"
Li Fan said: "Your younger brother is obviously Hello Kitty. From the beginning, only Hello Kitty stood still. Besides the cold and cold Mr. Qian, who else could it be?"
"I thought he didn't think of a good move!"
……
After dinner.
Director: "Brothers and sisters, in view of your amazing cooking skills yesterday, in order for the babies to grow up healthily, we have decided not to need you to cook in the future.
We will have professional chefs to provide you with exquisite dishes, but you have to find the raw materials the chefs need.Applause please five chefs! "
Amid the applause, the five chefs walked up to the crowd.
Qian Feng asked: "Director, can we order food?"
"Yes! But only the babies can order food. Brothers and sisters are not allowed to remind or interfere.
You can order drunken crab, but you need to go to the farmer’s house to find the crab, and you are not allowed to go to the supermarket!
We only provide technical support, for your lunch, please hurry up and act. "
Brothers and sisters are not allowed to interfere, this will be difficult to handle.
In case the child orders a braised lion head, where do you go to find the "lion head"!
Each group of guests was assigned a chef. The girl in front of Li Fan was very thin. Li Fan really doubted whether she could move a large spoon. It was too difficult for a woman to be a chef.
The girl said: "Little Jelly, what kind of food do you want to eat?"
"How many dishes can I have?"
"Up to 3!"
"Then three!" Jelly said happily.
Li Fan was shocked, it's over, the ingredients may not be so easy to get together.
Chef Yao Na said: "Which three dishes!"
"Ahem!" Li Fan coughed twice.
The director reminded: "Brother is not allowed to remind or interfere with my sister's decision."
Jelly raised her head and looked at her brother. She understood that he was telling her not to forget his preferences.
Brother, look at you, when did my sister forget her brother!
Jelly raised her chin and said, "Sweet and sour pork ribs!"
Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief: Pork rib farmers should have it.
Jelly: “Chicken stewed with mushrooms!”
Li Fan laughed when he heard this, what a good sister.
Jelly: "And my brother's favorite, super favorite, Buddha jumps over the wall!!"
Buddha!Jump!wall!
Li Fan's smile froze, followed by a series of coughs: "Cough cough cough cough cough..."
"Ms. Li, coughing is useless, please find the ingredients quickly."
Li Fan looked back at the village on the outskirts of Beijing, tears streaming down his heart...
(End of this chapter)
in front of the dresser.
Li Fan was braiding Jelly's hair, while Jelly kept rubbing her eyes and yawning, looking listless.
"Ms. Li, breakfast is ready, I'm missing you." Xiao Cheng shouted outside the door.
"OK, wait!"
This is a big project for Li Fan. He is making a butterfly braid, which is very popular this year. The butterfly braid procedure is complicated and takes a long time, but fortunately, Li Fan thinks he is ingenious and dares to try it.
The weather was cool this morning, so Li Fan put on a knit suit for his sister, from top to bottom in snow white, and paired a pair of small black sneakers under Jelly's feet.
Jelly glanced at the sneakers on her feet from time to time, and asked suspiciously: "Brother, do you really look good in this?"
"Well, it's pretty nice!"
Jelly stopped talking, and thought: Your lord's aesthetics are so strange!
Not long after, the door knocked again, "Mr. Li, the food will be cold if you don't come out."
"Okay, here we come!"
Li Fan finally led Jelly out of the room, and he began to lock the door, while the little Jelly next to him lost the joy of the past. She raised her hand and silently waved to Yang Na who happened to pass by, "Big sister, Good morning!"
Yang Na was taken aback, "Hey, black and white? You're a little panda? Your hair...you combed it yourself?"
"My brother combed it for me!" Jelly pouted, and there was a hint of help in her dark eyes.
Yang Na looked at the big tuft of hair on top of Jelly's head and couldn't help but smile: "Teacher Li, are you too easy on yourself?"
Li Fan's big project just now was declared a failure, and finally he simply opened up the braided braids, folded the thick hair on the top of the head, and then put the headband up a set, and the work was done.
At that time, Jelly's face was ashen, her eyes were resentful, and she felt helpless in her heart.At that moment, she missed her mother so much!
"It's called simplicity!" Li Fan said.
"Come on, don't be simple and beautiful, I think you are 'easy and beautiful', I will re-dress Jelly, Mr. Li, the door is open."
A moment later, when Yang Na carried Jelly out of the room, Jelly was refreshed and extremely happy.
She pulled her two braids and looked extremely beautiful. She also changed her shoes and clothes and put a sun hat on her head.
Li Fan frowned, was his outfit just now ugly?Uh... it seems that there is a little bit of unsatisfactory.
……
In the resort, all five groups of guests were present.
There is a long board table in the middle of the yard, with five upside-down pots on it, and I don't know what breakfast is inside.
Dao Wu said: "These five upside-down basins are everyone's breakfast today. The breakfast inside is different. From the first to the fifth, the degree of 'luxury' decreases in turn. Everyone needs to fight for the best through the game. breakfast!"
Xiao Yanghan quit: "But we are still hungry, how can we play games when we are hungry!"
Xiao Qianguan still had his hands in his pockets, "You guys are wrong!"
……
Amidst the crowd's complaints, Jelly remembered a sentence her brother often said, she stepped forward and said: "The ancients said that people depend on food!"
The director smiled and said, "Okay, before the game starts, please ask Jelly to perform a few Tang poems for everyone!"
Jelly bowed her head and silently took a step back.
When the five upside-down pots were opened, everyone was dumbfounded, the difference in treatment was too great.
Breakfast No. 1 is a super nutritious meal: whole wheat bread, steak, imported milk, egg cake...
Breakfast on the 2nd: Xiaolongbao, porridge, pickles.
……
Breakfast on the 5th: two steamed buns.
Jelly swallowed her saliva: "The first two will do!"
Li Fan said: "What if there are two steamed buns?"
Jelly was stunned: "No way. Yesterday, I was in last place. Is it still the same today?"
Li Fan thought in his heart that if you don't make trouble today, you little devil!Otherwise, with my own cooking skills, last night's Northeast stew might not be as good as the cold dish, and it is still very possible that I am far ahead of the others!
Director: "Because the brothers and sisters are busy with their careers, they have little time to accompany them. Therefore, our next game is to test the degree of understanding between brothers and sisters. Please bring the dolls and the brothers to the dressing room. Change clothes in the room. When changing clothes, no one is allowed to make a sound, so as not to be recognized by others.”
A quarter of an hour later, the guests wearing doll costumes returned to the courtyard one after another.
Everyone looked at each other, and no one knew anyone.
Although everyone is different in height, the doll costumes are almost the same height.
The yard quickly became a paradise for big and small dolls, a row of big dolls and a row of small dolls, they looked at each other, confused each other... Who are these strange figures?
Li Fan was bored inside, and he looked outside through the narrow gap, only to see Bull Demon King, Zhu Bajie, Mickey Mouse, and Transformers all coming.
Where is my sister?Is that Mickey Mouse, Hello Kitty...or Peppa Pig?
Director: "Please don't make any noise. The baby's task is to find a way to let the brothers and sisters identify you, and follow the doll you think is the brother into the verification area. The first group to complete it correctly can enjoy the first-class breakfast!
Games start! "
The game started. The five big dolls looked at the little dolls five meters away in front of them. Everyone thought that any of them might be their own dolls.
Some are bowing, some are circling, and some are doing radio gymnastics, but it is difficult to move through the doll clothes, and the movements are all deformed.
Which one is the younger sister?Li Fan hesitated.
Suddenly, I saw the little mouse pushed his hands to the ground, then put his head on the ground, and then rolled forward for one round... and rolled for another round...
Li Fan is overjoyed, um, mine!
Just when Li Fan walked quickly to Jelly and handed her his hand, suddenly a "Bull Demon King" appeared beside him, and the Bull Demon King also stretched his hoof towards Mickey Mouse!
Li Fan thought: Hey, why are you joining in the fun? This is not a red boy!
The tumbling jelly suddenly looked up and saw a cow and a monkey extending their hooves and claws to her at the same time. She was confused. Which one was the brother?
Jelly suddenly lay down on the ground, opened her hands and feet, and assumed a sleeping position with the word "big"!
Li Fan was sure that Mickey Mouse must be his sister, and he didn't run away. When he held up one hand of Mickey Mouse, the Bull Demon King also held up the other hand.
This is how to do?
Li Fan raised one foot and lightly kicked the Bull Demon King, thinking, "Go away!"
The Bull Demon King immediately fought back, and the two bull horns began to point at Monkey King.
Amidst the laughter of the crowd, the jelly lying on the ground became selfish. My brother is so polite, so he won't be the monkey who caused trouble...
When Jelly struggled to get up and pull the cow's hoof, Li Fan looked at it in confusion, "No!"
Seeing that the Bull Demon King was complacently trying to pull the jelly away, Li Fan suddenly raised his hand, imitating an ostrich, circling around Mickey Mouse...
After Mickey Mouse was stunned for a moment, he threw himself into the arms of Sun Wukong. He was so stupid, he must be his biological brother!
After Sun Wukong took Mr. Mi to the checking area, the director said: "Congratulations, Li Fan and Jelly brothers and sisters successfully recognized each other and became the first group of victorious guests. Now you can enjoy your breakfast!"
With the help of the staff, Li Fan and Jelly took off the doll costumes, and the two happily sat on the bench, enjoying breakfast while watching a group of dolls' recognition meeting in the yard.
"Brother, who is that big bull?"
"do not know!"
"Where is Sister Hanhan?"
"I don't know!" Li Fan snatched the steak from Jelly's hand, and said, "You can't eat this in the morning, because you can't digest it!"
After Li Fan finished speaking, he put his knife and fork together, cut off a piece and put it into his mouth happily, with a happy face.
"Then why are you eating?" Jelly's mouth was filled with saliva.
"I'm an adult, it's okay if I eat it once."
The fork in Jelly's hand pierced the steak, "I'm not a child, let me try it!"
"no!"
"Brother! I will be sad if you treat me like this."
Li Fan had no choice but to cut off a "shredded meat" from the steak, "Here, enough!"
"Huh? So few!"
Jelly ate the "shredded pork", she stood up suddenly, tore off a few slices of whole wheat bread and a box of Leha milk, then walked to the breakfast place on the 4th, put it next to the two steamed buns, and then, Breakfast on the 3th... Breakfast on the [-]rd... Each breakfast has its own luxury set meal shared by Jelly.
The director and staff members thought: Look at other children!
The other guests returned to the dining table one after another, and the identity of the Bull Demon King was revealed. It turned out to be Qian Feng.
Li Fan was speechless, "Brother Feng, why are you robbing me of my sister?"
Qian Feng: "My younger brother also has this habitual movement!"
Li Fan said: "Your younger brother is obviously Hello Kitty. From the beginning, only Hello Kitty stood still. Besides the cold and cold Mr. Qian, who else could it be?"
"I thought he didn't think of a good move!"
……
After dinner.
Director: "Brothers and sisters, in view of your amazing cooking skills yesterday, in order for the babies to grow up healthily, we have decided not to need you to cook in the future.
We will have professional chefs to provide you with exquisite dishes, but you have to find the raw materials the chefs need.Applause please five chefs! "
Amid the applause, the five chefs walked up to the crowd.
Qian Feng asked: "Director, can we order food?"
"Yes! But only the babies can order food. Brothers and sisters are not allowed to remind or interfere.
You can order drunken crab, but you need to go to the farmer’s house to find the crab, and you are not allowed to go to the supermarket!
We only provide technical support, for your lunch, please hurry up and act. "
Brothers and sisters are not allowed to interfere, this will be difficult to handle.
In case the child orders a braised lion head, where do you go to find the "lion head"!
Each group of guests was assigned a chef. The girl in front of Li Fan was very thin. Li Fan really doubted whether she could move a large spoon. It was too difficult for a woman to be a chef.
The girl said: "Little Jelly, what kind of food do you want to eat?"
"How many dishes can I have?"
"Up to 3!"
"Then three!" Jelly said happily.
Li Fan was shocked, it's over, the ingredients may not be so easy to get together.
Chef Yao Na said: "Which three dishes!"
"Ahem!" Li Fan coughed twice.
The director reminded: "Brother is not allowed to remind or interfere with my sister's decision."
Jelly raised her head and looked at her brother. She understood that he was telling her not to forget his preferences.
Brother, look at you, when did my sister forget her brother!
Jelly raised her chin and said, "Sweet and sour pork ribs!"
Li Fan breathed a sigh of relief: Pork rib farmers should have it.
Jelly: “Chicken stewed with mushrooms!”
Li Fan laughed when he heard this, what a good sister.
Jelly: "And my brother's favorite, super favorite, Buddha jumps over the wall!!"
Buddha!Jump!wall!
Li Fan's smile froze, followed by a series of coughs: "Cough cough cough cough cough..."
"Ms. Li, coughing is useless, please find the ingredients quickly."
Li Fan looked back at the village on the outskirts of Beijing, tears streaming down his heart...
(End of this chapter)
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