The strongest brain in entertainment

Chapter 364 Millennium Baby
From women's weight loss to women's second biggest hobby - shopping, from shopping to false advertisements, and from false advertisements to Dong Cheng's life ambitions.

Li Fan finally said: "Dong Cheng has 10 goals in life."

"Well, keep your ambitions high!"

"The first goal, a girl actively pursues it! Completed."

Dong Cheng nodded, "I'm not going to hide it from everyone, there is indeed a girl who has a good impression of me recently."

"The second goal is to run a full marathon and break into the top three, complete."

Dong Cheng: "I like sports more!"

"The third goal is to get interviews from important leaders."

"Indeed, I just attended the National Symposium on Literature and Art, which was held in the Great Hall of the People."

……

"The 10th goal, to get rid of the habit of bragging, has not been completed."

Dong Cheng spread out his hands, "Huh? Dare to say that the ones in front of me are just bragging!"

Amidst the laughter of the audience, the two bowed deeply to the audience, and the show ended.The two exited gracefully amid warm applause.

Sun Qian: "Thank you Li Fan and Dong Cheng for the wonderful cross talk!"

Wu Li said: "Today when traditional folk art is declining day by day, it is really rare that there are still young people working hard for it. I hope we can see a variety of traditional folk arts on public platforms in the future."

……

Li Fan and Dong Cheng walked quickly to the rest room, and the stars said one after another:

"The program is really interesting and good!"

"Especially the joke about my girlfriend riding a horse to lose weight. The horse lost 10 catties. I almost cried with laughter."

"I just realized that 'bound book' can be used to describe fat people, haha."

……

Li Fan said with a smile: "This time the level is very average, and cross talk is really not suitable for such a big platform as TV."

"I think it's very good, and it's very fresh."

Li Fan said: "This time is really mediocre. I'm not bragging. This time I only played [-]% to [-]% of my skills. Actually, I want to add many original jokes, but because of the TV platform, the request can't be vulgar."

Angelalady asked, "What about the vulgar ones?"

Li Fan gave an example, "For example, Dong Cheng's ex-girlfriend wanted to buy jeans, she took off her pants in the fitting room and smiled badly, and asked, 'Do you want to stimulate it?'

Dong Cheng was ecstatic, and when he nodded suddenly, he saw his ex-girlfriend opened the tag of the new trousers, and it was printed on it: The price is 2999!

This is obviously inappropriate to say on a program like Family Fun. "

Qu Ying said: "Is this okay? Nothing?"

Li Fan said: "But the TV platform will amplify our speech infinitely, and then all kinds of experts and netizens will come out.

For another example, the following paragraph was originally intended to be included in today's program.

Say I have a female classmate who wants to chop her hands because of double 11 online shopping. I persuade her not to hurt her "boyfriend". ! "

Dong Cheng also nodded and said: "Well, it's so harmonious, we can have a full version later, and perform it in school when the school starts."

Angelalady said: "Li Fan, if you are performing in the small theater, you must inform me, and I will definitely go to support you!"

"Count me in!"

Li Fan said with a smile: "Everyone is giving me too much face, I take it seriously!"

A staff member ran in and said, "Teacher Li, hurry up and change your clothes. It's time to host."

"Okay, I'll be right now!"

Li Fan quickly left the lounge again, preparing for the next host session.

……

Tonight's whole show lasted 4 hours, but the recording time reached more than 5 hours. Until 23:55 in the evening, the host, guests, dancers and staff came on stage together.

Although it is not a live broadcast, and New Year's Day is still a few days away, the New Year's Eve party still needs to be recorded to capture the feeling of the New Year's Eve.

On the shining stage, 6 hosts stood at the forefront of everyone.

After the guests sent their wishes for the New Year one after another, the countdown to the New Year officially started on the big screen.

30!

29!

……

"Everyone raise your hands high and welcome our 2019 together!"

"Next, let's enter the countdown with Lehaha lotion!"

Everyone:

"10!"

"9!"

……

"1!"

"Happy New Year!"

"Happy New Year everyone!"

……

The lights in the studio are flowing, the sky is full of laughter and shouts, and the colorful fluorescent sticks complement each other, and it instantly becomes a sea of ​​joy.

Sun Qian: "2018 is over, let's embrace 2019!"

Wu Li: "In 2019, please pay attention to Jisen Satellite TV. Several good-looking variety shows and TV series are coming soon!"

……

Li Fan: "In 2019, we are not afraid of difficulties, chasing our dreams, not forgetting our original intention, and moving on!
Happy New Years everyone, see you next year! "

After Li Fan finished speaking, countless tiny pieces of gold paper spurted out and fell on the entire stage. Everyone on the stage waved their arms to the audience, and the entire party officially came to an end.

Walking backstage, everyone clapped their hands one after another, calling it a day.

After exchanging a few pleasantries with everyone, Li Fan went straight to the dressing room, changed his clothes, washed his hair, and took off his make-up. Only then did he feel comfortable all over.

Zhang Xiaofei said: "Brother Fan, shall we attend the celebration banquet later?"

"I'm not going to participate, hurry up and find a place to sleep, a new round of tossing is about to begin."

"Would you like not to participate, Xiao Fan, you are the most shining person in the whole show tonight, it's not justified if you don't participate!" The director opened the door and came in.

Li Fan said: "I have a flight at 5:[-], now I have to hurry up and find a place to rest."

Director: "Oh, yes, then I'll let the car take you to the airport hotel first, so that you can sleep well."

"Then trouble you."

At 12:20 in the morning, some viewers were still eating supper at the entrance of the radio and television center, while Li Fan and Zhang Xiaofei came downstairs with their luggage and got into the official car.

Outside the car window, the director of Jisen Satellite TV waved goodbye to Li Fan: "Xiao Fan, have a good journey, the signing and signing are smooth, but you must pay attention to rest!"

"Thank you," Li Fan said to Gu Yating again, "drink less, eat more, and choose expensive ones, do you hear me?"

Amidst everyone's laughter, the car left the radio and television center and went straight to the airport.

Dong Cheng looked at the car going away, and suddenly slapped his hands, "By the way, isn't Li Fan's birthday New Year's Day? Or his family can't tell whether it's December 12st or January 31st, so the New Year's Eve is his birthday." On your birthday!"

Gu Yating said: "The birthdays here in Chuncheng are all in the lunar calendar, not in the solar calendar."

Dong Chengdao: "We also celebrate the lunar calendar, but Li Fan's birthday is different this year. He is the baby of the millennium. There is a song that sings well:

We go to the stage at the turn of the century,
We write down the style of the turn of the century,
We welcome the turn of the century,
Spread a sunny avenue towards the sun!

Please appreciate the lyrics, this song was written entirely for Li Fan! "

The director said: "When you put it this way, I seem to have seen a baby born with golden light on New Year's Day in 2000."

The director smiled and said: "Haha, yes, the millennium baby, this birthday really has to be celebrated according to the Gregorian calendar, otherwise, wouldn't it be a waste of time to be born at the junction of 2000 AD!"

Everyone chatted and laughed, and went to the celebration banquet.

……

The millennium baby started his busy work and slept in the airport hotel until 5 o'clock. After waking up and washing his face in a hurry, he plunged into the waiting hall, as if he was racing against time.

Landed in Zhonglian City at 8 o'clock, and appeared on time at the book signing site in Zhonglian City Book Building at 9 o'clock. The signing meeting that was originally scheduled to end at 5 pm continued to be delayed until 9 pm.

After taking a bite of food to make up for it, Li Fan flew directly to the next stop to start a new round of signings.

29, 30, 31, signing for three days in a row, Li Fan was exhausted physically and mentally, and he couldn't take care of food, but he was able to sign and sell about 3000 copies a day on average, mainly because he signed too slowly.

When other celebrities engage in signings, they basically wish they could sign without looking up, and he also communicates with fans from time to time, which is serious enough.

At 31:7 p.m. on the [-]st, the signing event in Shanghai City was about to end, but there was still a long queue of fans.

After signing the last book, Li Fan stood up and apologized to the fans queuing up behind him, "I'm really sorry, all the books have been signed, so I can only stop here today, please forgive me."

Amidst the sighs of everyone, the buddy who had just left turned around and exclaimed, "I'm so lucky, the last book fell into my hands, so happy."

Li Fan smiled and asked, "How much can everyone understand this book?"

A young man shouted: "You can understand the conclusion of the article!"

When everyone laughed, Li Fan said in shame: "I don't understand that you still support me so much. I feel a little sorry for everyone, and I am flattered."

A girl said loudly: "It's okay, just remember to insert a few more photos in the book next time."

"By the way, Shuai Li, in the future, if you write some popular books, such as essays, novels, etc., it will definitely become more popular."

"It's okay to publish academic works, but please add some comment lines, I don't know many words."

"Can Li Fan match the book with a beautiful bookmark?"

……

Li Fan said with a smile: "In addition to inserting photo pictures in the book, I will strive to realize the others as soon as possible."

After interacting with the fans for half an hour, tonight's signing session officially ended. Li Fan and Zhang Xiaofei found a restaurant outside and opened a private room, and began to eat dinner.

Zhang Xiaofei gobbled it up and almost ate the plate, he was really hungry.

Li Fan asked: "Are you so hungry? Didn't you eat at noon?"

"You haven't eaten, how can I eat?"

"Didn't I ask you to have a bite of food?"

"How can there be such a reason, the star is so busy, and the assistant is eating deliciously?"

Li Fan shook his head: "We are all our own people, we don't have much to say."

"My own people are my own people, but when I work, I have to have a working status!"

Li Fan smiled and asked, "Is your surname Jiang or Wang?"

Zhang Xiaofei fainted instantly, "Brother Fan, you are really endless!"

"Teasing you," Li Fan opened the pocket of his down jacket, took out a red envelope from inside, and handed it to her, "Happy New Year!"

"For me?"

"Ok!"

"So much?" Zhang Xiaofei pinched the bulging red envelope and said happily, "Thank you, Brother Fan!"

"If you want to buy something, go buy it. It's not too late, and some shopping malls are not closed."

Zhang Xiaofei said: "Brother Fan, let's go together?"

"I'm not going, I have to go back to catch up on sleep, so that I can be in a good state tomorrow!"

Zhang Xiaofei put the red envelope into the dark compartment of the backpack, and left happily, while Li Fan continued to eat slowly, he was too busy and hungry now, and he didn't feel too hungry.

This is a small restaurant, and outside the private rooms is the public hall, and Li Fan can clearly hear the words of the customers outside.

"Li Fan's book is out of stock again."

"I heard from insiders that this time it was completely cut off, and the entire country was cut off."

"It's said that if you want to buy spot goods now, you can only go to the signing event and line up to try your luck."

……

This is indeed the case. Except for the 89 books that were pre-sold, the remaining 60 books were all sold out within a week, and they were out of stock every day.

If the supply is sufficient, it is uncertain how many copies can be sold.

At this moment, there are still 6 books in the entire market that are kept in more than 20 bookstores and are not for sale for the time being.

The reason why they are not sold to the public is that these books are prepared for Li Fan's book signing and cannot be put on sale. If they are sold out, there will be no books at the book signing, which will be embarrassing.

Li Fan took out his mobile phone, curiously opened the official website of People's Literature Publishing House, and checked the [2018 Book Sales List].The current ranking has undergone new changes. He has jumped from the fourth position a few days ago to No.2, with a sales volume of 144 million copies.

No.1 is still "Falling into Ashes" with a sales volume of 188 million copies. The gap between the two is still 44 copies.

Insufficient stocking really caught Giesen Publishing House by surprise. According to their original estimate, the annual sales volume of Li Fan's book could reach about 150 million copies, and it could reach about 250 million copies in two or three years.

Giesen Publishing House originally planned to print 50 copies for the first time, but suddenly found that the pre-sales were amazing, so they changed the plan to print 80 copies for the first time, and then changed the plan to print 100 million copies. It was eventually reprinted to 150 million copies.

Is 150 million copies enough? After two months of pre-sale, at least half of the readers who plan to buy the book in the near future have bought it, right?In addition to the 2 copies sold in advance, the remaining 89 copies are enough for the market to digest in the next six months, right?

But as a result, within a week of being on the market, batches of books in the warehouse were urgently transferred to out-of-town bookstores, and almost all of them were sold out in the blink of an eye!
Giessen Publishing House is in a state of boiling, and after the boiling, it is a headache. No one can say how much market space this book still has, and how to make the next printing plan will be difficult for the leaders of Giessen Publishing House.

The sales frenzy of this book will definitely drop sharply, but no one dares to estimate how much it will drop and how much the total sales will be.

Li Fan's book doesn't follow the rules at all!

Giessen Publishing House held a meeting overnight.

Someone said with emotion: "This is a typical fan economy. Do you think everyone can understand it? Few can understand it but everyone is buying it. To put it bluntly, it is pure support for you."

The president shook his head: "Not exactly, part of it is due to the fan economy, and there may be other reasons. Could it be that rare things are more expensive?"

"President, after our adjustment and analysis, the market demand in the first quarter of next year will be about 50 copies, shall we print another 50 copies?"

The president narrowed his eyes and said, "No, print another one million copies! I'll give Li Fan a call to say hello, and I'll remind him to see when he plans to write his next book and what type it will be."

When Li Fan received the call from the president, he was lying on the bed in the hotel watching TV, and the New Year's Eve party of various satellite TVs was playing on the TV. Naturally, the first thing he watched was Jisen Satellite TV.

On TV, he hosted quite well, and the beautiful bow tie on the collar was full of spring breeze.

He felt that he really looked like a dog, so he picked up his mobile phone and took a picture of it on the TV, and posted it on Weibo.

As soon as this Weibo post was posted, the president's phone call came, and it took half an hour for some to hang up.

The president asked him about his plans for the next book, and asked if he could write a popular work, and Li Fan said that everything will be fine as it happens, and it will happen naturally.

At 10:10 in the evening, Zhang Xiaofei came back from shopping. She came to Li Fan’s room, opened her backpack excitedly, took out a stack of socks and said, “Brother Fan, 8 pairs for 8 yuan, I’ll buy men’s socks and women’s socks separately. I ordered [-] pairs, and here are the men's socks."

"Oh, what else did you buy?" Li Fan asked curiously, staring at the backpack.

"Dang, ding, ding, ding," Zhang Xiaofei took out a T-shirt from his bag, "It's beautiful. It's only 29 yuan. It's so cheap. You can't buy it and you won't be deceived!"

"What else did you buy?"

"Oh, Anleer sanitary napkins, fun lotion—"

"Don't, don't, I'm not interested in women's personal items, what else do I buy?"

"No more, that's all."

Li Fan was surprised: "I gave you 2 yuan, and you spent more than 80 yuan?"

Zhang Xiaofei said: "Don't worry, I've saved everything!"

Li Fan lay down on the bed, "Girls, what money do you save for your good years? You are also 18 during Chinese New Year. Girls' good times are very short, so don't save money to treat yourself badly."

After Li Fan finished speaking, he suddenly frowned.

"Brother Fan, what you said makes sense, but you can't just be chic and have a bare wallet. If you don't have any money in your pocket, once something happens, you will be really numb.

You rich people don't know the pain of "poor households". Whoever lacks money will suffer!

Brother Fan, did uncles and aunts also come here when they were poor?Brother Van? "

"Ah, yes." Li Fan hesitated, and said, "Let's talk about something serious!"

"Okay."

"That Anleer is an OEM product, a direct-selling product, which is touted by wechat merchants. It has been exposed before that the production hygiene is extremely substandard!
At the same price, there are many options to choose from. Six Degrees Space, Shuke, and Mi Le are all good.

The six-degree space has good permeability and moisture absorption capacity, and its leak-proof performance is not as good as Shuke, but Shuke has more chemical additions—"

"Brother Fan, wait a minute, I'll write it down in a notebook!"

Li Fan clicked his lips, did he talk too much?



(End of this chapter)