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Chapter 363 Li Fan's Two Programs

In the recording hall, soothing and soft notes flowed from the speakers everywhere, and the dancers showed off their graceful dancing postures amidst the interweaving of colorful stage lights.

The camera turned and focused on the side of the stage.The curtain gradually opened, but Gu Yating's delicate hands were flying on the keys, and the melodious sound of the piano echoed in the studio.

She was dressed in a luxurious dress and her hair was tied up in a high bun, and she was vaguely visible in the misty smoke, like a fairy from Yaotai.

Her exquisite make-up and gorgeous stage beauty complemented each other, and even the slightest smell of fireworks was removed from her body. At this time, she seemed to be so beautiful that it was a little unreal.

All the male compatriots at the scene couldn't sit still, stretched their necks and stared at the big screen, and lamented that their love scene was not going well.

Gu Yating played the piano skillfully, and she sang softly:
"Look into your eyes, write verse,

Sometimes wild, sometimes mysterious! "

As soon as the camera turned, Li Fan in a white suit came to the stage in a corner of the stage, holding a plump and delicate rose in his hand.

The audience in the audience once again set off a heat wave:

"Prince Charming!"

"Awesome!"

"Golden Boy and Jade Girl!"

"Golden wind and jade dew meet!"

……

Li Fan was slightly distracted and remembered the famous 'Fenglin Wan Hotel'...

Holding the microphone in his right hand, he sang:
"Walk left and right according to your mood,

Although the steps are chaotic, but the heart is happy! "

Gu Yating:
"Love someone, always be very careful,
It's like holding a crystal in your hand! "

Li Fan:

"Oh, to love someone, to have a colorful mood,

See the world as if through crystal! "

Gu Yating sings affectionately:
"My love with you is like crystal,

No burden of secrets, clean and transparent. "

Li Fan:

"My love for you is a beautiful crystal,

Unique rays of light intersect, your eyes and mine. "

The soothing and romantic music soaked into people's hearts. Countless LED light signs of Li Fan and Gu Yating were dancing slowly in the audience. The colorful lights shining from the roof were softly intertwined, imprinted on the charming faces of the couple. .

Li Fan walked slowly to the piano, handed the rose in his hand to her and shook it lightly. When Gu Yating saw that it was a rose, she immediately pursed her mouth, her face full of unhappiness.

Li Fan spread his shoulders, and suddenly hid the rose in the arms of his suit. When he took it out again, it had turned into a whole bouquet of bright red roses.

Passing the roses to Gu Yating again, she held the flowers and sniffed them, her face full of happiness.

The audience was shocked because they didn't expect that there was a little magic part interspersed in the song.

Gently pulled up by Li Fan, Gu Yating showed her singing voice again:
"Love someone, always be very careful,
It's like holding a crystal in your hand. "

Li Fan:

"Oh, when you love someone, you have a colorful mood!

See the world as if through a crystal. "

Gu Yating:
"My love with you is like crystal,

No burden of secrets, clean and transparent! "

Li Fan:

"My love for you is a beautiful crystal,

Unique rays of light intersect, your eyes and mine. "

Sitting on the swing, the couple sang shoulder to shoulder:
"My love with you is like crystal,

No burden of secrets, clean and transparent. "

Li Fan wiped her cheek:
"My love for you is a beautiful crystal,

A unique radiance,"

Chorus: "You and my eyes!"

Bang!Bang!Bang!
Up and down the stage, a rain of petals fell instantly, rose petals fell colorfully, and ribbons fluttered in the hall.

Everyone looked up:

"Wow, so romantic!"

"Oh my god, these are real rose petals, not fake!!"

……

On the stage, the couple stretched out their arms and drew a half circle each to make a gesture of heart, and the close-up shots were lingering for a long time.

Gu Yating asked suddenly: "What's your phone password?"

Li Fan made a "shocked" appearance: "Huh?"

Gu Yating asked again: "How many WeChat accounts do you have?"

"what?"

"The 001, 002, 003, etc. marked in QQ, are they male or female? How old are they? What do they do? Why do they use code names?"

Li Fan turned around and ran quickly: "Help!"

"Didn't you just say that it's like crystals have no secrets? Stop!" Gu Yating stomped her feet and followed Li Fan, "How many things do you have to hide from me, tell me quickly..."

The audience burst into laughter, thunderous applause, and were hit hard one after another:
"It's been a bad year, and single dogs have been hurt."

"Strongly urge the country to legislate to prohibit public displays of affection!"

……

The host is on stage:
"Thank you Li Fan and Gu Yating for this sweet love song "Crystal"."

"May their love be as sweet as yi, as clear as water. May everyone find a pure and beautiful partner. Bless you all!"

After Li Fan and Gu Yating exited the stage, they raised their hands and clapped each other, and they let out a sigh of relief.

Gu Yating said: "I didn't go off tune this time, did I?"

"I didn't run away, my breath was very steady, the beat was very accurate, every detail was on point, it was wonderful."

"Fortunately, I didn't waste my two months of practice."

Li Fan couldn't help laughing, and said: "You go to rest first, I have to hurry up and change my clothes, and prepare for the host later."

Li Fan withdrew in no time.

"Li Fan, wait a minute, am I beautiful tonight?"

"I'm face blind!"

"Hey, are you kidding one more time?"

"I'm face-blind and find you look good. Do you think you're beautiful?"

……

The show on the stage continued, until the middle and late stage of the whole show, Li Fan/Kuacock came on stage together.

Peacock: "Friends from the audience, you may not have seen this program on the public platform for a long time, and it will definitely give you a refreshing feeling."

Li Fan: "Yes!"

Peacock: "Besides, the performers are very handsome."

Li Fan: "On average, I have very good looks, but there is one person who is holding me back."

Peacock: "This show is a comedy that is hard to see now, everyone is lucky today."

Li Fan: "That's true! For my sake, everyone applaud a lot later. Now give the two actors a few minutes to prepare, and the show will start soon."

After Li Fan and Peacock stepped off the stage, staff moved a table to the side of the stage.

This is a traditional style wooden table with curtains around the legs and a picture of a market tea house embroidered on it.

The audience looked at the stage suspiciously:

"Why are you moving the table?"

"What program is this?"

"It's a bit like storytelling, and it's also a bit like cross talk."

……

Someone suddenly pointed at the stage, "Look, Li Fan!"

Everyone's eyes gathered, and they saw Li Fan in a gray coat walking squarely onto the stage, followed by a young man in a coat.

The two came to the center of the stage, and after bowing to the audience, Li Fan said, "Hi everyone, the program we are bringing to you today is a cross talk."

Everyone is stupid now, who would have thought that Li Fan would have an extra program tonight, and this program turned out to be a cross talk!

Although some people also knew that Li Fan had talked about cross talk at the school's New Year's Eve party, it was just a small stage, and it was old history. They never expected that Li Fan would do such a part at tonight's New Year's Eve party.

The audience raised their ears and concentrated, and the stars in the background also watched the real-time pictures on TV curiously.

Li Fan said: "I don't need to introduce, everyone knows, the person next to me, I have to introduce solemnly, his name is Dong Cheng!

Speaking of cross talk, there is a long history. Some people say that cross talk originated in the late Ming and early Qing Dynasties, and took shape during the Tongzhi period of Xianfeng in the Qing Dynasty, and some people can trace it back to the Western Han Dynasty—"

Dong Cheng interrupted: "Wait a minute, you are introducing me!"

"Is the introduction finished? Didn't you hear? Then let me introduce again, audience friends, his name is Dong Cheng. Speaking of cross talk, some people say it originated from—"

"Stop, what about the grand ceremony? What about the grand ceremony that was agreed upon?"

Li Fan looked at him, "I struggled for a long time, and I was too ashamed to speak! Introduce yourself."

"What's wrong with me, are you ashamed to speak? Let me introduce myself!" Dong Cheng raised his chest and raised his head. "My name is Dong Cheng, the successor of Dong Pai's cross talk. I appeared on stage at the age of 7. I went abroad for condolences at the age of 10. medal."

The audience exclaimed:
"so smart?"

"There are so many talents in Huaguo."

"Going abroad to perform condolences at the age of 10 is amazing."

……

Li Fan asked: "What about after 13 years old?"

"After that? After that, I am standing on the stage at this moment!"

Li Fan smiled and said, "What did I say, I'm ashamed to speak, what do you think you did, why did you go in the past 20 years?"

"Can you count? Five years in between! Just five years!"

Li Fan opened his eyes and said in amazement: "Five years? Oh my God, everyone, look at it, it's premature aging! A living example!"

"Go, go! I'm an old-fashioned type! Li Fan, let's not talk about the origin of cross talk, I'm just wondering, why do you think you got involved in our cross talk world?"

"It was also a coincidence. At that time, the school welcome party needed a program, and Gu Yating and I had a cross talk."

"Gu Yating also knows cross talk?"

"Well, he is very versatile, as everyone has seen. He likes to sing, can play the piano, is good at calligraphy, is pretty, and is very talented -"

"Stop, you stop, don't abuse the dog, we have already abused a round just now. When it comes to Gu Yating, everyone is very interested. Among her many hobbies, what is her favorite? Let me gossip for the audience."

Li Fan said: "She likes small animals the most. Every time she sees a small animal, her eyes sparkle and she is ecstatic!"

Dong Chengdao: "Girls, they all like cute pets!"

Li Fan nodded: "I especially like cooked ones, such as roast duck, roast chicken, stewed goose..."

(There was laughter and applause.)
Dong Cheng sweated: "You like to eat?!"

"Food is the most important thing for the people, and they also love to eat fruit."

Dong Cheng shook his head, "I think you like fruit more, right? I saw you snatch one of her apples once, and you gave the rest to Gu Yating after you almost finished eating it!"

"You don't understand, she doesn't like to eat the skin, I just ate the skin for her."

"Oh! Then let me speak weakly for Gu Yating, can I trouble you to help her eat a little bit thinner next time?"

Laughter broke out in the studio.

Li Fan said: "Speaking of eating, when Gu Yating and I first got together, she ate very elegantly, and she wanted to eat rice grains one by one."

"Exquisite, all beauties are exquisite!"

"What's so delicate, the next day, when we were having dinner together, she ordered another rice roll after finishing a plate of fried rice.

I asked her why she ate so much today. What do you think she said? "

Dong Cheng asked suspiciously, "What did she say?"

"She devoured the rice rolls and responded to me while eating rice rolls: 'Now that we've been well for half a month, I won't hide some things from you...'"

The audience applauded enthusiastically, and Gu Yating, who was watching the live TV signal in the background, rolled her eyes: slander, blatant slander!
Dong Cheng asked again: "Do you have any other hobbies?"

"Yes, lose weight!"

"Isn't she fat?"

"Let me tell you, no matter whether a woman is fat or not, she must talk about losing weight. Even if she is as thin as a bamboo pole, she has to say that she has gained weight recently. This is the fashion of women!"

There are many quick-acting ways to lose weight, but I know a little bit about it. One day, Gu Yating asked me for advice on how to lose fat quickly.

I told her that losing weight is actually very simple. I have a friend who lost 6 pounds in one day without rebounding. "

Dong Cheng asked in surprise: "So amazing?"

"That's right, my friend gave birth to a baby that day!"

puff!
Everyone burst into laughter.

After Li Fan grabbed his girlfriend's stalk and talked for a while, he raised his hand and wiped his forehead, "I'm a little nervous, sweating so much."

Dong Cheng curled his lips: "It's not because you're nervous, it's because the water in your head tonight has been drained out now!"

After everyone laughed, Dong Cheng pointed to the backstage, "Brother, Gu Yating is backstage today, why don't you talk about everything? Are you afraid that she will scratch you for a while?"

"Oh, then let's switch to someone else and talk about your girlfriend."

Dong Cheng was helpless: "I don't have any!"

Li Fan patted the table excitedly, "Haha, I knew you didn't just say that!"

"Why are you so happy that I don't have a girlfriend? I used to have one!"

"Yes, there used to be! Are you referring to the girl you described as talented and bookish? Not other girls?"

Dong Chengxi said: "Yes, it's her! I have no one else."

Li Fan said to the audience: "Audience friends, when I first saw this girl, she was indeed full of books."

Dong Chengxi said: "That's right!"

Li Fan sighed: "It's a pity that this girl's figure is completely a bound book!"

After the audience laughed, Li Fan said: "She was dating online at the beginning, and her online chat was like glue, her online name was 'Wang Wang', and her profile picture was a husky.

One day Dong Cheng couldn't bear it any longer, and asked someone: "We have been talking for so long, and it has always been a very mysterious feeling. I have always had a question, and I don't know if I should talk about it or not!" '"

Dong Cheng nodded: "Yes, I did ask."

Li Fan said: "What he asked was: Is this avatar your own?"

Dong Cheng quickly said: "Do you understand the mood, this is called sentiment!"

"I don't know if it's sentimental or not, anyway, they gave you the word 'roll' as a gift.

His ex-girlfriend had a hard time applying for the college entrance examination, and he didn't know where to apply. "

Dong Chengdao: "Indeed, because the score is not very high, it is difficult to come to the capital to meet me, and you miss me if you stay here."

Li Fan questioned: "Isn't it? That's not what she and I said."

"What did she tell you?"

"She told me at the time that she was very entangled in applying for the voluntary examination. I asked her where she was entangled, and she said that she didn't know whether it was better to apply for a university in the south or a university in the north!
This difference is not big, both have good universities, is it because of the climate? "

Dong Cheng asked suspiciously: "What did she say?"

Li Fan: "She said that the northern latitude is high, the centripetal force is small, and it is closer to the center of the earth, so the weight will be heavier!
I said go south then!

She said depressingly that the south is hot, and it expands with heat and contracts with cold, so her size will be bigger again! "

Dong Cheng was stunned: "Is my ex-girlfriend a wonderful flower?"

"Yeah, yeah!" Li Fan nodded repeatedly, "Have you just woken up? My girlfriend is amazing. One time, the three of us went to the mall to buy things for the club, and then took a taxi back to school. As a result, we all spent all our cash. , together there is still a shortfall of 2 yuan.

At this moment, she said weakly: "Master, we are still two yuan short, please drive back a little!" '

This is what his ex-girlfriend did! "

Everyone laughed again and gave warm applause.

Dong Chengdao: "That's all about my ex-girlfriend. I won't look for such a weird girlfriend in the future. Find a master in a few days to do the math and see what my next girlfriend will be like!"

Li Fan pointed to himself, "I'll count it for you! Master, isn't this ready-made?"

Dong Cheng was shocked: "You know all this?"

"A star who can't tell a fortune is not a good writer. Take your hand."

"real or fake?"

"Reach out!" Li Fan grabbed Dong Cheng's hand and studied it carefully, and then let out a sad sigh: "Dong Cheng, with all due respect, you may not live to live until your wedding day."

"Ah? Didn't you count me as a marriage? How can I count my lifespan? I wouldn't be so miserable, would I die at a young age?"

Li Fan shook his head: "No, you live a long life."

Dong Cheng's face was filled with lovelessness in an instant.

(End of this chapter)