Taoist Temple of Time and Space
Chapter 631 Lord, Your Servant Wants To Hit Me
Chapter 631 Lord, Your Servant Wants To Hit Me
Carrying a black cross, the angel descended to a place less than five meters away from the scene. A pair of wings as white as jade carvings slowly closed, and its bewitching purple eyes slowly swept across the crowd, and finally settled on the black cat.
"The Lord loves all people, rich or poor, high or low, human elves, or elves from the East. The Lord will forgive you for your disrespect."
What elf from the east!
The black cat suddenly had black lines all over its head.
"You are an elf, your whole family is an elf, and I am a serious demon clan."
Passers-by who were in a daze, including Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji, burst out laughing.
A hint of sullenness flashed across the angel's perfect cheeks, but it disappeared quickly. He slowly came to the ground, as if he was afraid of the dust on the ground. The moment before he touched the ground, a white silk screen appeared and completely covered his feet. , leaving no gaps.
"The Lord is omnipotent, the Lord loves all races, lost lamb, let go of your arrogance and ignorance, and the Lord will forgive you."
The black hairs on the back of the black cat exploded. It made a sound, raised its neck and said, "Young sister, I am a cat. I am a Chinese pastoral cat with a native body. How can you see that I am a sheep?"
Damn it, people around are going crazy. Where does this black cat come from? This is going to make the angel angry to death!
The angel Gu Bo's calm heart twitched violently, and a blush appeared on his handsome face that had been cut with a knife.
The black cat jumped onto Zhang Wei's shoulder and looked at the tall angel at a 45-degree angle.
"Birdman, with such big wings, how do you wear clothes?"
"Birdman, when you sleep, do you sleep on your side or on your stomach?"
"Birdman, are you a human or a bird? You can't be a shemale, can you?"
……
The black line on the angel's forehead became heavier and heavier, and a pair of huge fists were clenched together at some point.
The black cat jumped on top of Zhang Wei's head, imitating the angel's speech.
"Good Lord, you are omnipotent, you love everyone, but your servant, a fellow with two wings, wants to beat me."
The passers-by laughed again, this nima black cat is too funny.If this continues, Angel will be pissed off.
The angel let go of his fist, and his handsome face twitched a few times.
"A servant of the Lord will not beat anyone"
The black cat jumped onto the angel's wings, kicked it with its hind legs, and clicked its tongue.
"The hair is so hard, it can be used for ten years if it is made into a feather duster"
Nima, using angel hair to make a feather duster, how imaginative is it?Everyone laughed again.
The angel clenched his fists again and at the same time prayed in his heart: Merciful Lord, the heart of your servant is full of anger.
"Lord, your servant is trying to hit me again"
The black cat who paid attention to the angel's movements roared dryly.
The angel's fist loosened again, and the prayer in his heart turned into a roar: Lord, your servant can't bear it anymore.
The black cat swished and jumped back to the ground next to Zhang Wei.
"I leave the rest to you"
What do you mean leave the rest to me?Zhang Wei almost vomited blood from an internal injury, this broken cat was so angry that he was about to go crazy, and he gave up his pick.
"I remembered that the mission I came out this time was to find Zou Mingwu"
The black cat looked away, looking for Zou Mingwu.
"What should he do?"
Zhang Wei pointed at the angel who looked like he wanted to hit someone.
The black cat walked straight away, its two front paws drooping, its face serious.
"The kid standing next to me is my servant. Only when you defeat my servant can you be qualified to challenge me."
The passers-by who gathered at some time looked at Zhang Wei with sympathetic eyes. This damn is too much for his teammates.
Zhang Wei gave the black cat a ruthless look, took a step forward, and said confidently: "Birdman, China's heritage is as vast as the ocean, and there are more gods in China than there are wheat in the wheat field. You Even if the ignorant and young Lord came in person, he would be humiliating himself."
The black cat swished away.
What's going on, Zhang Wei looked confused.
"Zhang Wei, you two hundred and fifty, if you insult his master, he will definitely fight you to the death."
The black cat's mocking voice could be heard amidst the billowing smoke and dust in the distance.
Zhang Wei felt a burning sensation coming over him. He turned around and saw that the angel with wings had flown into the sky and turned into a big fireball.
"You ignorant lamb, you dare to attack the Almighty Lord, I want you to pay for your arrogance."
Zhang Wei's mind turned, hey, although the black cat was arrogant just now, it didn't say a single bad word about the Lord, and he was misled by the atmosphere created by the black cat.
Bang, a crimson flame, like an extremely brave fire dragon, struck with a monstrous ferocity.
The spectators around were terrified, most of them ran away screaming, and a small part collapsed on the ground.
Without fear, Zhang Wei put his hand on his back and said softly: "I said, this spell will fail."
The fire dragon came and covered Zhang Wei. The passers-by who did not escape were sprayed with sparks and flames like snakes.
"Hey, why isn't the fire hot?"
"Strange, is this fire?"
……
The voices of passers-by were puzzled one after another.
The angel in the sky was also surprised, why the fire he created failed, what did the kid on the ground say just now, it was so powerful.
Zhang Wei raised his right hand and pointed obliquely at the sky, like a fearless sculpture.
"I said, the guy in the sky is going to fall"
The angel felt as if a mountain was pressing down. After holding on for less than a minute, he cried out and fell down, smashing the ground into a big pit with a radius of ten meters.
For a while, the dust was flying.
Zhang Wei covered his nose and came to the side of the big pit. When he saw the angel lying in a big character, he said seriously, "Have you felt the mysterious power of the East?"
The angel opened his dusty eyes and looked at Zhang Wei with a little more fear.
This person is too terrifying, just like the Lord, whatever he says will happen.
Zhang Wei pointed at the angel's body, and said word by word: "I said, magma will erupt here."
Damn it, magma, a passerby standing not far away, running faster than a rabbit.
The angel closed his eyes in despair. In front of this devil who could rival Satan, he could only wait for death.
One second, two seconds... one minute, nothing happened.
Angel opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Wei doubtfully.
"Why doesn't it work?"
Zhang Wei stared at the angel's body in bewilderment.
"Zhang Wei, you silly bird, you know what kind of disaster will be caused by erupting lava in this place."
Huihai's contemptuous voice came.
Zhang Wei turned his head and saw that everyone was present, including Black Cat, Kong Yiji, Hui Hai, and his most respected Taoist priest.
"Master Dao, it's the black cat's fault, it has nothing to do with me"
Zhang Wei hastily defended himself.
All eyes were on the black cat.
The black cat sighed and said ashamedly: "It's all my fault. I was too impulsive. It has nothing to do with Zhang Wei. Daoist, if you want to blame, you can blame me!"
Nima, when did the rank of the black cat become so high!
Zhang Wei was shocked.
(End of this chapter)
Carrying a black cross, the angel descended to a place less than five meters away from the scene. A pair of wings as white as jade carvings slowly closed, and its bewitching purple eyes slowly swept across the crowd, and finally settled on the black cat.
"The Lord loves all people, rich or poor, high or low, human elves, or elves from the East. The Lord will forgive you for your disrespect."
What elf from the east!
The black cat suddenly had black lines all over its head.
"You are an elf, your whole family is an elf, and I am a serious demon clan."
Passers-by who were in a daze, including Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji, burst out laughing.
A hint of sullenness flashed across the angel's perfect cheeks, but it disappeared quickly. He slowly came to the ground, as if he was afraid of the dust on the ground. The moment before he touched the ground, a white silk screen appeared and completely covered his feet. , leaving no gaps.
"The Lord is omnipotent, the Lord loves all races, lost lamb, let go of your arrogance and ignorance, and the Lord will forgive you."
The black hairs on the back of the black cat exploded. It made a sound, raised its neck and said, "Young sister, I am a cat. I am a Chinese pastoral cat with a native body. How can you see that I am a sheep?"
Damn it, people around are going crazy. Where does this black cat come from? This is going to make the angel angry to death!
The angel Gu Bo's calm heart twitched violently, and a blush appeared on his handsome face that had been cut with a knife.
The black cat jumped onto Zhang Wei's shoulder and looked at the tall angel at a 45-degree angle.
"Birdman, with such big wings, how do you wear clothes?"
"Birdman, when you sleep, do you sleep on your side or on your stomach?"
"Birdman, are you a human or a bird? You can't be a shemale, can you?"
……
The black line on the angel's forehead became heavier and heavier, and a pair of huge fists were clenched together at some point.
The black cat jumped on top of Zhang Wei's head, imitating the angel's speech.
"Good Lord, you are omnipotent, you love everyone, but your servant, a fellow with two wings, wants to beat me."
The passers-by laughed again, this nima black cat is too funny.If this continues, Angel will be pissed off.
The angel let go of his fist, and his handsome face twitched a few times.
"A servant of the Lord will not beat anyone"
The black cat jumped onto the angel's wings, kicked it with its hind legs, and clicked its tongue.
"The hair is so hard, it can be used for ten years if it is made into a feather duster"
Nima, using angel hair to make a feather duster, how imaginative is it?Everyone laughed again.
The angel clenched his fists again and at the same time prayed in his heart: Merciful Lord, the heart of your servant is full of anger.
"Lord, your servant is trying to hit me again"
The black cat who paid attention to the angel's movements roared dryly.
The angel's fist loosened again, and the prayer in his heart turned into a roar: Lord, your servant can't bear it anymore.
The black cat swished and jumped back to the ground next to Zhang Wei.
"I leave the rest to you"
What do you mean leave the rest to me?Zhang Wei almost vomited blood from an internal injury, this broken cat was so angry that he was about to go crazy, and he gave up his pick.
"I remembered that the mission I came out this time was to find Zou Mingwu"
The black cat looked away, looking for Zou Mingwu.
"What should he do?"
Zhang Wei pointed at the angel who looked like he wanted to hit someone.
The black cat walked straight away, its two front paws drooping, its face serious.
"The kid standing next to me is my servant. Only when you defeat my servant can you be qualified to challenge me."
The passers-by who gathered at some time looked at Zhang Wei with sympathetic eyes. This damn is too much for his teammates.
Zhang Wei gave the black cat a ruthless look, took a step forward, and said confidently: "Birdman, China's heritage is as vast as the ocean, and there are more gods in China than there are wheat in the wheat field. You Even if the ignorant and young Lord came in person, he would be humiliating himself."
The black cat swished away.
What's going on, Zhang Wei looked confused.
"Zhang Wei, you two hundred and fifty, if you insult his master, he will definitely fight you to the death."
The black cat's mocking voice could be heard amidst the billowing smoke and dust in the distance.
Zhang Wei felt a burning sensation coming over him. He turned around and saw that the angel with wings had flown into the sky and turned into a big fireball.
"You ignorant lamb, you dare to attack the Almighty Lord, I want you to pay for your arrogance."
Zhang Wei's mind turned, hey, although the black cat was arrogant just now, it didn't say a single bad word about the Lord, and he was misled by the atmosphere created by the black cat.
Bang, a crimson flame, like an extremely brave fire dragon, struck with a monstrous ferocity.
The spectators around were terrified, most of them ran away screaming, and a small part collapsed on the ground.
Without fear, Zhang Wei put his hand on his back and said softly: "I said, this spell will fail."
The fire dragon came and covered Zhang Wei. The passers-by who did not escape were sprayed with sparks and flames like snakes.
"Hey, why isn't the fire hot?"
"Strange, is this fire?"
……
The voices of passers-by were puzzled one after another.
The angel in the sky was also surprised, why the fire he created failed, what did the kid on the ground say just now, it was so powerful.
Zhang Wei raised his right hand and pointed obliquely at the sky, like a fearless sculpture.
"I said, the guy in the sky is going to fall"
The angel felt as if a mountain was pressing down. After holding on for less than a minute, he cried out and fell down, smashing the ground into a big pit with a radius of ten meters.
For a while, the dust was flying.
Zhang Wei covered his nose and came to the side of the big pit. When he saw the angel lying in a big character, he said seriously, "Have you felt the mysterious power of the East?"
The angel opened his dusty eyes and looked at Zhang Wei with a little more fear.
This person is too terrifying, just like the Lord, whatever he says will happen.
Zhang Wei pointed at the angel's body, and said word by word: "I said, magma will erupt here."
Damn it, magma, a passerby standing not far away, running faster than a rabbit.
The angel closed his eyes in despair. In front of this devil who could rival Satan, he could only wait for death.
One second, two seconds... one minute, nothing happened.
Angel opened his eyes and looked at Zhang Wei doubtfully.
"Why doesn't it work?"
Zhang Wei stared at the angel's body in bewilderment.
"Zhang Wei, you silly bird, you know what kind of disaster will be caused by erupting lava in this place."
Huihai's contemptuous voice came.
Zhang Wei turned his head and saw that everyone was present, including Black Cat, Kong Yiji, Hui Hai, and his most respected Taoist priest.
"Master Dao, it's the black cat's fault, it has nothing to do with me"
Zhang Wei hastily defended himself.
All eyes were on the black cat.
The black cat sighed and said ashamedly: "It's all my fault. I was too impulsive. It has nothing to do with Zhang Wei. Daoist, if you want to blame, you can blame me!"
Nima, when did the rank of the black cat become so high!
Zhang Wei was shocked.
(End of this chapter)
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