Taoist Temple of Time and Space
Chapter 630 Never seen such a brazen person
Chapter 630 Never seen such a brazen person
Kong Yiji, who had lost his desire to spread knowledge, began to clean up the dishes on the table. Regardless of his age, his appetite was astonishing. Three or five dishes of cooked dishes were wiped out by him in a blink of an eye. The big elbow that filled the whole plate was eaten by him in twos and threes, leaving only a pile of bones.He drank a small half of a large bottle of Huiyuan fruit juice in one go.
He, who had never drank fruit juice before, half-closed his eyes and looked refreshed.
Zhang Wei, who was a little hungry because of Kong Yiji's exaggerated eating, picked up his chopsticks and looked for a plate of pepper chicken that looked good, but before he touched it, the whole plate was taken away by Kong Yiji.
Zhang Wei couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Kong, why are you looking like a starving ghost?"
"A scholar is just not wasting food. How can he be said to be a starving man? It's vulgar and vulgar."
Kong Yiji retorted while shaking his head, and at the same time put the pepper chicken into his mouth.
Thinking of Kong Yiji's widely circulated sentence in the original work, "Scholar stealing books is not considered stealing books", Zhang Wei was even more speechless.
"Never seen such a brazen person"
The black cat sitting on the chair couldn't help but said.
Kong Yiji, who was eating, looked at the black cat with a confused expression, whether he was hallucinating, how could the cat talk.
"Never seen such a brazen person"
The black cat has repeated it.
Kong Yiji's eyes widened, his gray beard turned up, and his chewing movement stopped.
Obviously frightened.
"Why don't you eat?"
asked the black cat.
Kong Yiji swallowed subconsciously, and then made a humming sound. He patted his neck vigorously with both hands, as if being strangled by something.
“quick drink”
Zhang Wei hastily reminded.
Kong Yiji hurriedly picked up the unfinished Huiyuan juice, poured it with his head up, because he was too anxious, causing more severe suffocation, rolled his eyes, sprayed water from his mouth, and lay down on his back, hummed a few times, and he was gone. There was movement.
"died!"
Zhang Wei came over and squatted down, looking at Kong Yiji with an incredulous expression on his face.
The black cat jumped onto Kong Yiji's chubby belly, stepped on it with its hind legs, and with a bang, a piece of chicken bone spewed out of Kong Yiji's mouth, along with minced meat and juice.
Zhang Wei was accidentally sprayed in the face, and immediately let out a high-pitched scream like a frightened hen.
The black cat stepped on it again, and Kong Yiji vomited out the messy food he ate just now.Zhang Wei was sprayed in the face again.
"Huhuhu..."
Like a leaky rubber ball, Kong Yiji kept releasing gas to the outside.
Only then did the black cat realize Zhang Wei's miserable condition, and it laughed out of no sympathy.
"Damn cat"
Zhang Wei pounced, held down the black cat all at once, and wiped all the dirt off his face.
This time it was the turn of the black cat to howl.
Squeak, the door of the private room was opened, and a head came in, but it was the hotel owner. He saw a man pressing on a man (the black cat was small and was blocked by Zhang Wei), he was taken aback for a moment, and muttered, "Shifeng Sunset' closed the door again.
Zhang Wei heard the sound and let go of the black cat.
At this time, the black cat's fur had become filthy.
Kong Yiji, who was originally awake, was accidentally injured by two people, and fell into a coma again.
Eating a meal like this can be said to be unprecedented.
"Made, Zhang Wei, I'm not finished with you"
The black cat cursed and broke out of the window, needless to say, looking for a place to clean it.
Zhang Wei also wanted to leave, but there was still one lying on the ground, so he had to give up.
It took a lot of effort to cure Kong Yiji, Zhang Wei opened all the white wine, red wine, and drinks on the table, and cleaned himself up on the spot.
Kong Yiji, who was feeling dizzy, opened his eyes and saw that the young man who had treated him to dinner was like a flying butterfly, passing through the liquid suspended in the air again and again.Every time the body collides with the liquid, the water splashed out seems to be controlled by an invisible big hand, and then carried back.
"Well, wake up"
Zhang Wei stopped walking in mid-air, and flipped down in a chic and elegant manner. The dirty look just now was gone, and there was even a faint fruit wine mixed smell on his body, which smelled very good.
Kong Yiji was still dirty, with a look of shame on his face.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei led the wine and fruit juice in the air, and washed Kong Yiji's body back and forth. After coming down many times, the dirty Kong Yiji disappeared. Because Zhang Wei didn't know when Zhang Wei took off his beard, Kong Yiji looked at him completely. He looked younger by ten years, without the little old man he looked like before.
"Thank you"
Kong Yiji, who was so clean for the first time, bowed his hands and thanked him.
Zhang Wei hummed and walked out.
Kong Yiji, who believed Zhang Wei was a great person in his heart, immediately followed.
When checking out at the front desk, the owner of the restaurant looked at Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji in the same way as looking at a ladyboy.
Zhang Wei, who knew well in his heart, paid the bill and walked out with a dark face.
Kong Yiji followed like an idiot.
The owner of the restaurant looked at the backs of the two people going away, and sighed: "I am getting more and more incomprehensible in this world."
On a deserted street, Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji found a completely new black cat.
The latter had a stinky face and didn't look at Zhang Wei.
"not bad"
Zhang Wei acted as if nothing had happened.
The black cat just snorted coldly.
Kong Yiji, who was acting as air, suddenly said: "Do you look at the sky?"
What?
Heaven?
Zhang Wei and the black cat looked up to the sky and let out a surprise at the same time. There was a black cross on the originally blue sky.
Wisps of golden light emanated from above, and above the cross, a winged figure stood faintly.
"You look at the sky?"
"A big cross"
……
Exclamations came and went.
Zhang Wei and the black cat looked at each other, seeing surprise in each other's eyes.
An angel with wings appeared so quickly. Could it be that the process of myths coming to reality has accelerated.
At this time, the large black cross in the sky descended a certain distance, and ordinary people on the ground also saw the existence of the angel.
"Is there one with wings?"
"I'll go, Birdman"
"What birdman? That's an angel, okay?"
"My God, there really are angels in this world, I don't know what he is doing here."
"A white-skinned pig can become an angel with a pair of wings. Pooh, it suddenly came here. It probably has no good intentions."
"no quality"
……
Zhang Wei, who had already walked to the corner, discussed with the black cat.
"Who knocked him down?"
"you"
"why me"
"Why can't it be you? I can't fly."
"Can I fly?"
"You have a chaotic clock, in the sky, on the ground, in the sea, in the universe and space, can't you go to that place?"
"makes sense"
"Don't ink, do it"
"it is good"
Just as the black cat was about to make a move, the big black cross descended a certain distance, and the angel with wings was suspended in the air, exuding a holy light all over its body.
"Lost lambs, I have brought you the gospel of the Lord. The night is about to pass, and the glory of the Lord will illuminate the entire China."
With a move by the black cat, the half-sealed Chaos Clock emerged.With his head held high, he yelled angrily, "Stop talking nonsense and talk about people."
(End of this chapter)
Kong Yiji, who had lost his desire to spread knowledge, began to clean up the dishes on the table. Regardless of his age, his appetite was astonishing. Three or five dishes of cooked dishes were wiped out by him in a blink of an eye. The big elbow that filled the whole plate was eaten by him in twos and threes, leaving only a pile of bones.He drank a small half of a large bottle of Huiyuan fruit juice in one go.
He, who had never drank fruit juice before, half-closed his eyes and looked refreshed.
Zhang Wei, who was a little hungry because of Kong Yiji's exaggerated eating, picked up his chopsticks and looked for a plate of pepper chicken that looked good, but before he touched it, the whole plate was taken away by Kong Yiji.
Zhang Wei couldn't help but rolled his eyes and said, "Mr. Kong, why are you looking like a starving ghost?"
"A scholar is just not wasting food. How can he be said to be a starving man? It's vulgar and vulgar."
Kong Yiji retorted while shaking his head, and at the same time put the pepper chicken into his mouth.
Thinking of Kong Yiji's widely circulated sentence in the original work, "Scholar stealing books is not considered stealing books", Zhang Wei was even more speechless.
"Never seen such a brazen person"
The black cat sitting on the chair couldn't help but said.
Kong Yiji, who was eating, looked at the black cat with a confused expression, whether he was hallucinating, how could the cat talk.
"Never seen such a brazen person"
The black cat has repeated it.
Kong Yiji's eyes widened, his gray beard turned up, and his chewing movement stopped.
Obviously frightened.
"Why don't you eat?"
asked the black cat.
Kong Yiji swallowed subconsciously, and then made a humming sound. He patted his neck vigorously with both hands, as if being strangled by something.
“quick drink”
Zhang Wei hastily reminded.
Kong Yiji hurriedly picked up the unfinished Huiyuan juice, poured it with his head up, because he was too anxious, causing more severe suffocation, rolled his eyes, sprayed water from his mouth, and lay down on his back, hummed a few times, and he was gone. There was movement.
"died!"
Zhang Wei came over and squatted down, looking at Kong Yiji with an incredulous expression on his face.
The black cat jumped onto Kong Yiji's chubby belly, stepped on it with its hind legs, and with a bang, a piece of chicken bone spewed out of Kong Yiji's mouth, along with minced meat and juice.
Zhang Wei was accidentally sprayed in the face, and immediately let out a high-pitched scream like a frightened hen.
The black cat stepped on it again, and Kong Yiji vomited out the messy food he ate just now.Zhang Wei was sprayed in the face again.
"Huhuhu..."
Like a leaky rubber ball, Kong Yiji kept releasing gas to the outside.
Only then did the black cat realize Zhang Wei's miserable condition, and it laughed out of no sympathy.
"Damn cat"
Zhang Wei pounced, held down the black cat all at once, and wiped all the dirt off his face.
This time it was the turn of the black cat to howl.
Squeak, the door of the private room was opened, and a head came in, but it was the hotel owner. He saw a man pressing on a man (the black cat was small and was blocked by Zhang Wei), he was taken aback for a moment, and muttered, "Shifeng Sunset' closed the door again.
Zhang Wei heard the sound and let go of the black cat.
At this time, the black cat's fur had become filthy.
Kong Yiji, who was originally awake, was accidentally injured by two people, and fell into a coma again.
Eating a meal like this can be said to be unprecedented.
"Made, Zhang Wei, I'm not finished with you"
The black cat cursed and broke out of the window, needless to say, looking for a place to clean it.
Zhang Wei also wanted to leave, but there was still one lying on the ground, so he had to give up.
It took a lot of effort to cure Kong Yiji, Zhang Wei opened all the white wine, red wine, and drinks on the table, and cleaned himself up on the spot.
Kong Yiji, who was feeling dizzy, opened his eyes and saw that the young man who had treated him to dinner was like a flying butterfly, passing through the liquid suspended in the air again and again.Every time the body collides with the liquid, the water splashed out seems to be controlled by an invisible big hand, and then carried back.
"Well, wake up"
Zhang Wei stopped walking in mid-air, and flipped down in a chic and elegant manner. The dirty look just now was gone, and there was even a faint fruit wine mixed smell on his body, which smelled very good.
Kong Yiji was still dirty, with a look of shame on his face.
Seeing this, Zhang Wei led the wine and fruit juice in the air, and washed Kong Yiji's body back and forth. After coming down many times, the dirty Kong Yiji disappeared. Because Zhang Wei didn't know when Zhang Wei took off his beard, Kong Yiji looked at him completely. He looked younger by ten years, without the little old man he looked like before.
"Thank you"
Kong Yiji, who was so clean for the first time, bowed his hands and thanked him.
Zhang Wei hummed and walked out.
Kong Yiji, who believed Zhang Wei was a great person in his heart, immediately followed.
When checking out at the front desk, the owner of the restaurant looked at Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji in the same way as looking at a ladyboy.
Zhang Wei, who knew well in his heart, paid the bill and walked out with a dark face.
Kong Yiji followed like an idiot.
The owner of the restaurant looked at the backs of the two people going away, and sighed: "I am getting more and more incomprehensible in this world."
On a deserted street, Zhang Wei and Kong Yiji found a completely new black cat.
The latter had a stinky face and didn't look at Zhang Wei.
"not bad"
Zhang Wei acted as if nothing had happened.
The black cat just snorted coldly.
Kong Yiji, who was acting as air, suddenly said: "Do you look at the sky?"
What?
Heaven?
Zhang Wei and the black cat looked up to the sky and let out a surprise at the same time. There was a black cross on the originally blue sky.
Wisps of golden light emanated from above, and above the cross, a winged figure stood faintly.
"You look at the sky?"
"A big cross"
……
Exclamations came and went.
Zhang Wei and the black cat looked at each other, seeing surprise in each other's eyes.
An angel with wings appeared so quickly. Could it be that the process of myths coming to reality has accelerated.
At this time, the large black cross in the sky descended a certain distance, and ordinary people on the ground also saw the existence of the angel.
"Is there one with wings?"
"I'll go, Birdman"
"What birdman? That's an angel, okay?"
"My God, there really are angels in this world, I don't know what he is doing here."
"A white-skinned pig can become an angel with a pair of wings. Pooh, it suddenly came here. It probably has no good intentions."
"no quality"
……
Zhang Wei, who had already walked to the corner, discussed with the black cat.
"Who knocked him down?"
"you"
"why me"
"Why can't it be you? I can't fly."
"Can I fly?"
"You have a chaotic clock, in the sky, on the ground, in the sea, in the universe and space, can't you go to that place?"
"makes sense"
"Don't ink, do it"
"it is good"
Just as the black cat was about to make a move, the big black cross descended a certain distance, and the angel with wings was suspended in the air, exuding a holy light all over its body.
"Lost lambs, I have brought you the gospel of the Lord. The night is about to pass, and the glory of the Lord will illuminate the entire China."
With a move by the black cat, the half-sealed Chaos Clock emerged.With his head held high, he yelled angrily, "Stop talking nonsense and talk about people."
(End of this chapter)
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