Pirates of the Heavens

Chapter 210 Meow Meow's Live Broadcast (4000 words large chapter)

"Dragon Ball? Why are you here?" Lin Ji asked with a black face.

Logically speaking, shouldn't this thing be in the hands of Yue Yue or the leader of Worshiping the Moon?
"Hey." Li Xiaoyao patted his head embarrassingly, "I have a move called Flying Dragon Tanyun Shou, which was kue from the Moon Worshiping Sect Master!"

"Yes, you!" Lin Ji patted Li Xiaoyao's shoulder, "It's not in vain! But brother, you should change back to human form first! Looking at you now, I'm not used to it."

"Okay!" Li Xiaoyao was able to control the form by himself, and immediately changed back to a human form.

"Go back! If you don't leave, you'll have to pay for it!" Lin Ji reminded.

The three fled here like flying, as for what Lu Xiaobu and Angela had long forgotten.

Anyway, the things are in hand, so the two of them have nothing to do with us?

As soon as the three of them came back, they saw Miaomiao broadcasting live with a live phone bug.

"Princess Baixing, Pongyi, hello meow! You really haven't come for a long time meow! The recent gift meow is not too much meow! No need to meow, no need to meow, I was just joking meow! What? Thank you Princess Baixing for sending me a gift. To the golden crown, Princess Shirahoshi is meowing!"

Miao Miao howled wildly at the live phone bug. Lin Ji had three black lines hanging on his face. He asked Tang Seng who was meditating beside him, "Miao Miao, what's wrong?"

Tang Seng opened his eyes and glanced at Miaomiao: "Benefactor Lin, benefactor Miao is broadcasting live."

"Of course I know it's live, I'm asking why it's so excited?"

Tang Seng clasped his hands together: "Amitabha! My benefactor said that it seems to have been selected as one of the top ten anchors recently. It wants to make the live broadcast better and compete for the top ten anchors!"

"What?" Lin Ji looked at Miaomiao in surprise, "I didn't expect it to have such ambitions!"

Tang Seng explained: "Before, it was Donor Li's proxy broadcast that aroused its jealousy. Now Donor Meow has started to use Donor Li's method to expose the address and let viewers who watch Donor Meow broadcast give it gifts. Now, every day there are Countless rewarding gifts have been sent over."

"So beautiful?" Lin Ji looked at Miaomiao, never expecting a pet to make so much money.

No wonder when we were on Earth, so many cat movies had over a million hits on various video sites.

It turns out that people just need to see cute pets!

Miaomiao works so hard to make money, so she can't treat it badly!

Lin Ji thought for a while, then went to the kitchen, and took out the dried fish specially dried by Xiaodangjia.

This small dried fish is more than a hundred times more delicious than the small dried fish you can buy outside.

This small dried fish is specially prepared by Xiao Dangjia with special spices.

The fragrance is ten miles, fragrant but not fishy, ​​and the meat is not woody but chewy.

It's the rations for the pirates to prepare for disaster.

Now, Lin Ji felt that it was necessary to give Meow Miao some food.

After all, listening to what Tang Seng said, it is estimated that countless gifts have been sent, right?
Since it is a reward from live viewers all over the world, there must be a lot of gold and silver treasures, and some people even donate money directly, right?

Miaomiao is still so young, she definitely doesn't know how to manage money.At this time, it needs its beloved Captain to help it manage it.

As the saying goes, if you don't manage money, you don't care about it.

This is also for the good of Meow Meow!

Lin Ji convinced himself in this way, and he found Miaomiao with the dried fish.

"Meow, is it live?" Lin Ji asked with concern, "Are you tired? Do you need some dried fish?"

Miaomiao didn't want to eat it at first, but as soon as she smelled the dried fish from Xiaodangjia, her soul was taken away.

In an instant, Meow Miao's saliva flowed all over the floor.

"Meow! Captain, you just know what Meow needs right now! You will always be Meow's favorite!"

Meow Miao's eyes turned into love, and it looked at the small dried fish in Lin Ji's hand without blinking.

"Live!" Lin Ji reminded.

"Oh!" Miaomiao immediately reacted, and it bowed to the live TV bug, "I'm sorry everyone, Miaomiao is in a hurry today, let's broadcast it next time, Miaomiao!"

After all, Miaomiao is going to turn off the live broadcast, and then go to taste the dried fish.

Lin Ji said from the side: "Don't turn it off, meow, you want you to eat dried fish live, it's still your live broadcast content?"

Miaomiao thought about it again, it seemed to be true.

It has also heard that there are live broadcasts dedicated to eating and broadcasting.

Among the top ten anchors, some eat and broadcast anchors were also invited.

The fans of the eating and broadcasting anchor must also be snatched!

Miao Miao's eyes lit up with a flame of winning: "Okay, Miao Miao, then don't go away, and then Miao Miao will bring you a very exciting eating and broadcasting! Please look forward to Miao Miao! "

Lin Ji succeeded in his scheming, with a sinister smile on his face.

Cannibals have short mouths, and this sentence is true for cats.

"Eat, Miao Miao! Eat more!" Lin Ji flatteringly handed Miao Miao a handful of dried fish.

Miaomiao took it, and it looked at Lin Ji suspiciously: "Captain, why are you smiling so much today? It looks a little scary meow!"

"No way, I'm so sweet every day!"

"namu~namu~"

Miaomiao held a small dried fish in her mouth, and her mouth never stopped.

Lin Ji quickly reminded: "Say words, meow, say words!"

"Meow?" Miaomiao tilted her head, only then remembered that she was doing food and broadcasting.

It has also investigated those anchors who do food and broadcasting. Every time they eat, they have to make their faces and hands as dirty as they can, and fill their mouths with as much as they can.

While eating, you have to keep explaining the taste of the food in your mouth.

Of course, that's all they said.

Like "it melts in the mouth", "it melts when you put it in your mouth", "very delicious", "the original taste of food".

Miao Miao watched it a few times, and basically learned it.

Now is the time to realize the learning outcomes.

Miaomiao chewed the small dried fish in her mouth, her thoughts were spinning rapidly.

"..."

Miaomiao is a little stage fright, after all, eating and broadcasting is not Miaomiao's specialty.It’s the first time I’m doing eating and broadcasting, and I’m still a little embarrassed.

"Say it!" Lin Ji urged from the side.

Miaomiao also knew that she couldn't keep silent.In this way, for live broadcast, there is no live broadcast effect.

When doing live broadcasting, the most important thing is the live broadcast effect.

If there is no live broadcast effect, why do those viewers still watch you?

I must be brave!Give full play to the experience of eating and broadcasting that I have seen before!come on!I am the best Meow Meow!

Miaomiao cheered herself up, took a deep breath, and then spoke.

"It's delicious, meow!"

Lin Ji couldn't help being taken aback. He didn't expect that it would be so simple to do food and broadcasting in this world?
Meow Meow's face also started to turn red, it was really shy.

The adjectives it summarizes cannot be uttered even when it is on the lips.

In the end, all that came out of his mouth was, "It's so delicious, meow".

Shame!
Miaomiao was crying inwardly, and it even wanted to turn off the live broadcast.

Now, he couldn't enjoy the food to his heart's content, and even messed up his live broadcast.

It was like losing the watermelon and losing the sesame seeds.

On the live phone bug side, there was no response, no sound at all.

Miaomiao didn't dare to chew the small dried fish in her mouth anymore, she felt that she must be very popular with eating and broadcasting this time.

Damn!
Meow Meow's tears welled up in her eyes.

why?
Why didn't I resist the temptation of dried fish!If I don't eat this little dried fish, my fans won't drop!

Miaomiao was eating the dried fish with tears in her eyes. It thought the dried fish was tasteless.

But this small dried fish is made by Xiaodangjia, so how could it be tasteless?

It was put in Miaomiao's mouth, and it was as delicious as ever.

It is delicious in color and fragrance, and even meowing is very touching.

It seems to be in the sea, swimming with countless fish.

The waves are so warm by the sun, just like a mother's embrace.

Ah!
It was really a life saver!

Why is there such delicious food in the world?
"Wow!"

Suddenly, there was earth-shattering applause from the live phone bug.

"Meow Meow tastes too delicious, right? I want to eat this dried fish too!"

"I used to think that dried fish was very smelly and salty. But after watching Miaomiao's food broadcast today, I thought I would try it myself!"

"Mom! I want to eat dried fish tonight!"

"Meow Meow is so cute! You can even cry from eating dried fish! It's so cute! Ah! I'm dead!"

"How can I fix it! When can I have a cat as cute as Meow?"

"Meow meow's eating looks, I'm so sore!"

"Is the dried fish so fragrant? Could it be that I didn't eat dried fish before?"

"Cats really like to eat fish!"

"Meow! Shall I send you some dried fish! My dried fish is quite famous here!"

"It's still meow, you can send us some dried fish! You taste so delicious, even I want to eat it!"

"Fish bones! At least leave the fish bones to me!"

"Damn it! Why did I take so long to see how a cat eats a fish?"

"Anchor, why don't you speak?"

"I've decided, I'm going to buy dried fish soon!"

"The anchor has single-handedly driven the sales of dried fish. It is really the contribution of the dried fish dealer!"

"Meow Meow is so cute!"

Miao Miao couldn't help being stunned when she heard what the audience said.

Tears welled up in the corners of its eyes, and fell down.

"Everyone... I didn't expect you to support Miaomiao's meow so much! Then, I will bring you more exciting eating and broadcasting meows!"

Miaomiao said while chewing the small dried fish.

Its eating method is very simple, first soak the small dried fish with saliva.In this way, the aroma of dried fish will fill the entire mouth.

Moreover, when the saliva is swallowed, the smell of dried fish will travel through the esophagus, stimulating the stomach to secrete gastric acid.

The teeth can easily tear off a piece of fish when chewing small dried fish.

The fish meat is no longer as firm as before due to the soaking of saliva.At this time, the fish meat has returned to the original Q bomb.

Take a sip and leave a mouthful of fragrance.

The taste of spices and the taste of fish are constantly colliding in the mouth.

Every combination of spices and fish is a new taste.

And this one bite alone has 49 kinds of flavors.

Here comes the highlight. When the fish enters the throat through the tongue, it gathers all the five flavors of sour, sweet, bitter, spicy and salty.

When it falls into the esophagus, it is also the most satisfying time.

"Meow!" Meow Meow's face has become like this.

┭┮﹏┭┮

People who don't know think it's broken.

"Meow, there are more here!" Lin Ji handed out the evil second dried fish.

And Miaomiao couldn't resist this temptation, with an expression of "I'll do whatever you want, as long as you give me dried fish".

At this time, Lin Ji also revealed his true face.

"Meow, how do you say Captain treats you?"

Miaomiao bit the dried fish and fell into Lin Ji's trap.

"Captain is of course the best to me meow!"

Lingji smiled sinisterly.

"Then, Captain asks you something."

"Meow!" Miaomiao snorted while biting the dried fish.

"You also know that in fact, the expenses in the regiment have been too much recently, and life is a bit tight."

When Miao Miao heard it, she felt that it really made sense.

First of all, after coming to the New World, they haven't snatched it once, and almost all the dirty money laundered before has been spent.

Now, it is indeed a lot of constraints.

"As the captain, I have been working hard to provide food for the crew recently. Look, there is also a white hair in my hair."

"Meow!" Meow was moved, "I didn't expect Captain to work so hard!"

Lin Ji waved his hand: "It's not hard, it's not hard! As long as you live well."

Seeing that Miaomiao didn't take the initiative to mention it, Lin Ji had no choice but to speak first.

"Hey! I heard that you have received a lot of packages?" Lin Ji asked circumspectly.

Miaomiao chewed the dried fish and nodded.

"Then are you willing to give some of the packages to the regiment for use, as long as part is fine." Lin Ji said with a look of caring for you, "You also know that the recent environment is not suitable for financial management, so let me help you Keep it safe, otherwise this world is so dangerous, there must be some pirates who are already eyeing you!"

"Captain, you are so kind to me, meow!" Miaomiao's face was filled with tears, she didn't know whether it was because of Lin Ji's touch, or because Xiaoyu was so delicious that she cried.

"Really?" Lin Ji didn't expect that Meow Miao would be so generous. "Then, on behalf of everyone in the group, thank you first, Meow! Meow, you are really the best Meow in the world!"

"I'm not that good, meow!" Meowth rubbed her head embarrassedly, but there was no sign of embarrassment on her face.

Since Lin Ji got Miaomiao's consent, he immediately ran to unpack the package.

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Lin Ji was stunned: "What the hell! Why is it all cat food? No gold and silver treasures?"

Miaomiao was still broadcasting live to the live phone bug. After eating the dried fish, it patted its bulging belly.

"So, that's the end of today's live broadcast meow! See you next time meow! If you want to give me a reward, you can send it to Magic Island***"

In a log cabin, a teenager watched Meow Meow on TV, and he lowered the brim of his hat.

"Oh? Meow, who can speak human language? It seems to be a very cherished Pokémon? I don't know, is it strong?"

(End of this chapter)