Datang Almighty Dad

Chapter 92 The Unlucky Room Two

"Okay, okay, the battle is over, uncle has a good time playing with you." Yu Wencheng hurriedly changed the subject, otherwise it would be too embarrassing, and he and Fang Yiai felt like fools.

Fang Yiai next to him reminded, "Master, no way, the little red horse and my Dawan horse are still lying outside the city gate, there is no way to race."

Xiao Doudou asked curiously: "Did Xiaohong not come back? Why?"

Cough cough, don't talk about it... Yu Wencheng didn't have time to stop it, Fang Yiai was already thrown down like beans in a bamboo tube.

"What? Why are you so disrespectful? Xiaohong went to war with you, and you just left her outside the city? You two big villains! I'm going to save Xiaohong." Xiao Doudou turned and walked towards the backyard filled with righteous indignation.

Yu Wencheng patted Fang Yiai's shoulder speechlessly, "Boy, I can't save you anymore, your master strictly forbids you to use divine power around, just wait for the beating."

When Fang Yiai heard this, she scratched her head guiltyly, and couldn't help but look at Master, thinking that she didn't do it on purpose.

Who would have thought that Li Yuanying was not angry this time, but started to move the tables, chairs and benches in the front hall, which puzzled Yuwen and Chengdu.

After a while, there was a thump, thud vibration in the backyard. You could tell from the sound that it was a huge monster.

Fortunately, Li Yuanying remodeled the tavern, and the opening left was wide enough, otherwise the little elephant really wouldn't be able to get out.

"Hiss... is this, is this an elephant born in the south?" Yu Wencheng was knowledgeable and directly said the name of the elephant.

Fang Yiai asked, "Master, what is an elephant?"

Yuwen Chengdu really wanted to pretend that he didn't know him, so he pointed out his hand and said angrily, "This is an elephant, a kind of beast, but it eats grass. But judging from the size of this elephant, it should be just a baby elephant. More than twice as big as this."

"My God, I originally thought that cattle and war horses were already the largest animals in the world, but I didn't expect there to be such huge beasts. If they rode into the battlefield, wouldn't all the enemy's cavalry be trampled to death?" Fang Yi love chicken Thieves.

Li Yuanying said unhappily: "Look at the speed of an elephant, it's slower than a cattle. It's a live target on the battlefield."

While several people were talking, Xiao Doudou had already brought the little elephant into the alley, and skillfully climbed along the little elephant's trunk to sit on the back of the latter, saying hello and going to set off.

"Wait a minute, put on your gas mask. You can bring one for a while, and one for the little elephant. The poisonous gas on the battlefield in the south of the city has not dissipated. If you don't take this, you won't be able to get through for a while." Li Yuanying urged.

"I'll go with Junior Sister, otherwise she's a child, and I'm afraid she won't be able to leave the city." Fang Yiai volunteered and shouted.

"Yo, I can't tell, you kid still knows how to protect your junior sister when it's critical, okay, let's go." Li Yuanying said appreciatively.

Fang Yiai was overjoyed, laughed, and wanted to hug the elephant's trunk and climb up, but how could Xiaodou give way?The place is so big, and Senior Brother Fang Er is a big guy. If you come up, won't the little elephant be exhausted?

Fang Yiai pretended to be wronged, but actually wanted to try the feeling of riding an elephant, "Junior Sister, you see that Senior Brother is so tired that he can barely stand up, why don't you let me walk with you?"

Xiao Doudou thought about it, so he nodded and understood: "Brother Fang, wait a moment, I will call you a mount. Little lion... Come on, come on..."

Um?Little lion?This child's name is really weird, should you name the horse Little Lion?What the hell is a little lion?Yu Wencheng guessed.Only Li Yuanying and Sun Daochang knew that it was really appropriate for a ferocious beast named Suan Ni to be called so cute?

After a few breaths, a yellow figure rushed out from the backyard of the tavern, and with a whoosh, it jumped in front of the little elephant, and scared Fang Yiai who was hugging the little elephant's trunk and squatted on the ground.

"狻, 狻猊..." Fang Yiai stammered and shouted pointing at the lion. At this time, his legs were already weak, and he subconsciously reached out to touch the kitchen knife behind him.

Li Yuanying smiled and explained: "Don't be afraid, this lion is raised by Xiaodoudou, it doesn't hurt anyone. If you are interested, you can try to be a mount. Not everyone can have this opportunity."

"Ah? Master, don't be joking. Suanni is a beast that eats meat, similar to a tiger. Can this thing be ridden as a horse?" Fang Yiai was about to cry.

Xiao Doudou said disgustedly: "Yes, I caught it as a mount. Brother Fang is really timid. If you don't believe me, come and change, I will ride the little lion. I see, you are just pretending to be a horse." Yes, obviously want to try riding my baby elephant."

...Fang Yiai wanted to cry, but now he really felt relieved to ride an elephant, and he was not as happy as he was when he saw Liexin just now, his hands and feet were weak. If it wasn't for the little elephant's trunk to help him, he wouldn't be able to get up. of.

In this way, the two brothers and sisters, one riding an elephant and the other riding a lion, went straight to the south gate of Chang'an, and earned a wave of eyeballs beautifully along the way, even the king of Huai'an, Li Shentong, was frightened.

An hour later, both the little red horse and the Dawan horse were rescued, but after smelling the stench all night, the two horses were still dazed and listless, barely able to follow them back to the West Market.

After seeing Yuwen Chengdu and Fang Yiai, the two unscrupulous masters, the two horses kept snorting to express their dissatisfaction, and reluctantly refused their approach.

Xiao Doudou covered his stomach and laughed non-stop, "Uncle Tie, Senior Brother Fang, you did a good job, Xiaohong and Dahei are scolding you for being disrespectful."

"Ah? No way, junior sister, can you understand what they mean? They just snorted." Fang Yiai didn't believe it.

Xiao Doudou retorted: "I can understand, they have been talking all the time, and on the way back with us, Dahei scolded you all the way, and told me to give you a good slap in the future..."

...Pfft, is it true?It's scary to say.

"Of course it's true, I never lie, but seeing that we have a good relationship, I have already apologized to you and Uncle Tie, and they agreed to only scold you a few times in their spare time and not to throw you. "Xiao Doudou explained.

Li Yuanying was startled, is this the talent of the king of beasts?Not only is he proficient in animal language, but he can also make all beasts surrender.

"I don't believe it, little junior sister, stop making up stories to lie to me, anyone can tell..." Fang Yiai shook her head in disbelief.

Xiao Doudou got angry, snorted softly, and said to Da Wanma: "Dahei, he doesn't believe that I can understand you, so kick him with your front leg."

Seeing this scene, Fang Yiai couldn't help laughing. Isn't this a child's play? I can play with you, but how can Ma'er... Oops!
Before he could speak, Dahei jumped up and kicked Fang Yiai's stomach, kicking the guy upside down.

Fang Yiai stood up in pain, the first thing she did was not to cry out, but to exclaim: "My God, can he really understand?"

(End of this chapter)