This up walks sideways

Chapter 42 Breaking bricks with bare hands!

"Listen to my sophistry. No! Explain!"

Jiang Bai made the instructors believe that he just went out to buy milk tea through a long explanation.

"Why, the milk tea for her? Girl ticket?" The instructor asked with a smile. He had already seen Lu Gu standing by the wall and didn't know what he was waiting for.

"I want to too." Jiang Bai whispered.

"Understood, I understand everything, come with me! Hey, don't be so scared, I won't punish you!" The instructor squinted his eyes and raised his hand to let the two follow him.

It seems to have some bad intentions, like a stealing cat.

"Student Lu Gu! You killed us!"

Jiang Bai whispered in Lu Gu's ear.

It turned out that the higher-level instructors planned to let the higher-level ones choose a program and perform on the last day.

Let the juniors discuss it first. They formed a group to enjoy the evening breeze, but they caught a guy who climbed over the wall.

And this kind of guy usually performs on the spot, and he must be full of applause before he can leave.

The instructors guessed punches, and in the end the instructor from Class [-] and [-] won and led them directly to the class to perform.

On the way, the instructor told them what they were going to do with them this time.

"What! Acting?!" Lu Gu was dumbfounded. She was autistic and never dared to perform in front of others, except Jiang Bai.

Here in Jiang Bai, she can let herself go at any time.

"It's already decided, let's think about what to perform." The instructor persuaded.

"Oh, yes, you just choose one."

When the instructor said this sentence, Jiang Bai knew that he must be on stage this time.

As expected, at this moment Lu Gu stared at him blankly.

Jiang Bai scratched his head, what was he performing.

He looked left and right, but couldn't think of what to perform.

I saw a brick in the woods not far away
Got it!

When they arrived at the venue, the instructor led them directly to the middle.

Seeing his juniors staring at them curiously, Jiang Bai couldn't help but sigh.

A year ago, I was still sitting here staring at senior brothers and sisters. One year later, I became a senior brother.

"Ahem, we have two senior brothers and sisters here. They volunteered to come and perform a show. Would you say yes!" The instructor picked up the microphone and began to make up nonsense.

Volunteer ass!

"Okay!" Hanhan actually applauded, just wait for me.

The instructor dragged the two of them to the center of the crowd.

"You guys, who's up?" It looked like he was asking who was up, but his eyes were always on Jiang Bai.

I almost asked him what he was doing.

"I'm coming, but I need a prop." Jiang Bai said to the instructor.

"What do you need? I'll get it for you."

"No, it's just in the grove, just use local materials."

"You won't run away, will you? I still have your female ticket!" The instructor warned.

"Forget it if it's not a girl, I can't tell." Jiang Bai turned and entered the grove, and picked up the red brick!

He picked up a red brick!
Seeing Jiang Bai picking up bricks and coming out of the small woods, all the students suddenly boiled.

Who doesn't know what Jiang Bai is going to perform at this moment?

Unarmed bricks of course!

Jiang Bai walked back to the center and took the microphone from the instructor.

"Splitting bricks with bare hands is actually not difficult, there are two methods.

One is: close your eyes, hold your heart, grit your teeth and perform miracles vigorously, and when you hear a click, either the brick is broken or the hand is broken.

The second type: playing fake, raise the brick a bit higher, and then slam it down to break the brick. "

Every time Jiang Bai said a word, the atmosphere in the audience became hotter.

Especially when he admitted that he had to split bricks with his bare hands.

"However, it's too easy to find problems when playing fake games. I can't play it well. It's still simple."

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

Jiang Bai asked for a table, and the bricks were placed on the table.

"Crack!" The brick snapped in two.

The audience erupted in an instant, and the loud noises almost pushed the sky away.

After the performance, the instructor let Jiang Bai leave, after all, the task was completed.

Before leaving, the instructor gave a thumbs up.

"Brother, awesome!"

"Not so not so."

On the way back to the dormitory, Lu Gu looked at his hands worriedly.

"So fierce? Breaking bricks with bare hands! Good guy! Does it hurt, don't be brave."

"Bullshit, can it not hurt?"

Later, seeing Lu Gu's worried expression intensified, he quickly explained.

"It's not very painful. I read popular science in the past few days. This kind of brick is actually not hard, and most people can break it."

Only then did Lu Gu's worries resolve, and he took out the milk tea delivered by the takeaway and drank it.

I have a big heart.
"Has this material been recorded?" Consultant Lu asked.

"Fuck, I forgot again, did you record it?"

"Hmm~Of course~"

Jiang Bai: "I split the brick."

Lu Gu: "I know."

Jiang Bai: "It should be my material."

Lu Gu: "I know."

Jiang Bai: "I tm."

...

After Jiang Bai went back to the dormitory to wash up, he broke the station when he swiped, and finally got the video of his trumpet.

Oh, needless to say, the efficiency of breaking the site is too high!

A new UP master, the video from last night has passed the review tonight.

There is still 6w playback?Not bad, [-] plays can enter my homepage, it should be the video I was searching for military training recently.

Jiang Bai clicked on the video, and backhanded one button three times.

Immediately switch back to the trumpet, want to see the barrage and comments of the video.

"Hi everyone, I'm Jiang Bai."

"This sound, like a crab walking sideways?"

"It was said earlier that it was a crab, don't KY, it's a scam for the crab!"

"Bring the wind, is that you? Bring the wind!"

"Look how happy they are smiling~" At this time, a certain boy's smile resembles a certain emoji.

Jiang Bai superimposed the two together.

"???"

"There's something wrong with Master UP."

"It can't be said that there is no relationship, it can only be said that they are exactly the same."

"I'll play HOP for you next."

"Philosophy♂Little Love."

"Hot Girl~Fack~"

"Li Yunlong, you are that old shit~"

"Gudu Gudu Gudu!" Jiang Bai drank Coke and stood opposite the phalanx.

"It's started! High energy ahead!"

"He's on it! He's on it with the BGM!"

"Look at the student's expression hahahahahahahaha."

"Damn, it's so cool!"

"There is no inner ghost, let's have some refreshing words."

"Actually, I don't want to drink Coke." Jiang Bai's lightly pretentious tone provoked complaints from most people.

"Old Versailles."

At this moment, the BGM of the standard ending suddenly sounded in the video.

The teacher said to the students
"Rest in place."

←To be continued
"Standard ending!"

"Listen to the prelude, high energy ahead."

The video ends here, less than 3 minutes.Jiang Bai didn't show his face in the whole video. After all, when he showed his face, everyone knew it was a crab walking sideways.

However, many people still have doubts.

"Bifeng, is that you?" There were comments and barrages like "Bifeng, is that you?"

This episode, [-] broadcasts.

Like and coin collection, all of which are less than [-].But it's normal, this is what a rookie UP master still looks like.

There are close to a thousand fans.

Jiang Bai flipped through the comment area and decided to pick a few to reply.

Concubine Ming: Let me tell you, eating in front of the instructors and students during military training is like a compliment.

[Jiang Bai Bu Pigeon] Answer: Coins, collect them?
Black Cat: If I do this, I may leave this beautiful world.

[Jiang Bai Bu Pigeon] Answer: You are no longer alive.

But more people are asking if it is a trumpet with wind, the sound is too similar.

Jiang Bai can only say

It's not like, it's exactly the same. Hey!
(End of this chapter)