This up walks sideways

Chapter 41 There was Liu Mou first and then Tian!
At night, the base is brightly lit.

After playing the song, the instructor announced the disbandment, and Jiang Bai had returned to the dormitory, ready to sleep.

Before going to bed, I read the private message on the broken website, and a message popped up on the phone.

The instructor @all members in the group, asked if there is any group.

Form a group?

Jiang Bai flipped through the chat records, and only then did he understand the reason, because the instructors knew that freshmen would definitely not be able to get up for their first military training.

Moreover, there are not enough instructors, and the juniors and juniors are training for the first time, so they are very slack.

So, form a group to ask the juniors to wake up?

Ask the younger brothers and sisters to get up, referred to as .
Keke "I'm good at this!" Jiang Bai flipped from the bed with a snap.

Immediately registered a name, the number of people who signed up was actually not many.

After all, they got up earlier than them!Most people can't stand losing half an hour of sleep.

If it weren't for Jiang Bai for the material, he wouldn't sign up.

This b is really short of material!

For this piece of material, I also sacrificed a good sleep time. Dedication.

In the end, only Jiang Bai and a few lively sign-ups, no one else.

After the registration was successful, Jiang Bai fell asleep and had to get up early tomorrow
The next day, Jiang Bai arrived at the agreed place according to the appointed time, but there was no one except the instructor.

Seeing Jiang Bai's doubts, the instructor explained to Jiang Bai helplessly.

"They couldn't get up, they texted me on their phones this morning."

Jiang Bai shrugged, pointed to the phone, and explained his occupation to the instructor.

"...so I might need a video or something."

"Of course there is no problem. Remember, mosaic my face! After all, I am the instructor, let's go."

He held up his mobile phone and followed the instructor into the dormitory building. Just as the instructor walked to the door of a certain dormitory, he heard someone talking inside.

Huo yo, good guy!

They were discussing how to avoid military training and were caught.

They never expected that there were two sneaky things standing outside the door.

He and the instructor stood at the door and listened. The quality of the door was really bad, and the sound insulation effect was so bad that you didn't need to press your ears against the door, and you could hear the conversation inside clearly.

I don't know if the camera can receive audio, if not, this piece of material is useless.

"Hey, military training is too tiring! I don't want military training!"

"Can you try pretending to be sick?"

"It's useless, I heard that some seniors have tried it."

The instructor looked at Jiang Bai at this time, Jiang Bai scratched his head, thinking

Look what I'm doing, it's not my class.

"There are too many hearsays, so I don't dare to do anything! I will try it when the time comes."

"Okay, take me with you when you go. What's your reason? I think my hives are fine."

"Me? I played handjob in the toilet last night, and my kidneys are a little weak today"

"This is not an excuse, but the truth!"

puff!Jiang Bai couldn't hold back his laughter.

"Who? Someone is at the door!"

The two idiots inside opened the door, and saw a burly instructor and a student standing at the door.

"You all heard?"

"Hehe" the instructor sneered back.

Jiang Bai played back the material and received the sound, and the door really didn't work.

...

The instructor took Jiang Bai to another room, and swiped the room card to open the door.

Excuse me, if you don't poke the needle, you haven't woken up yet!
The instructor was suddenly a little angry, and directly lifted the quilt.

At this moment, the scene was a little awkward. This classmate might like to sleep naked.

Jiang Bai immediately transferred the phone to the shooting ground.

After a moment of embarrassment, the instructor asked the student to get dressed and began to lecture.

The instructor patted Jiang Bai's shoulder, pointed to the door, and motioned him to wake someone up by himself.

Jiang Bai nodded and agreed.

Jiang Bai went out by himself, and at this time Jiang Bai took out the audio that had been prepared.

Take out the room card given by the instructor, drop!The door opened.

Sure enough, they are still sleeping!

Since you are still sleeping, don't blame me for being ruthless!
Jiang Bai pressed the play button.

The player played "I'm the Most Sexy Pig in the League of Legends" ghost animal.

At that time, it was Qi Xiaodian's representative work, one of the treasures of the station!

"My cigarette fell on the ground, picked it up, and smoked it backwards! I smoked the burning tm into my mouth."

"First there is Liu Mou and then there is Tian, ​​and the reverse smoking day is immortal!"

The four people in the dormitory all woke up, a little dazed, who put Teacher Liu's ghost in the room, it's so touching.

Until they saw Jiang Bai standing at the door.
Jiang Bai quickly explained that it was the instructor who asked him to wake up. No, he told you to get up.

After Jiang Bai explained, he left the room, regardless of whether they heard it or not.

In the back, Jiang Bai released ghost animals one by one. The effect of ghost animals was good, and almost every room was woken up.

PDD, God forever!
After waking up, the instructor was busy advising people, and had no time to talk to Jiang Bai, let him return to the team first.

Give him some benefits tomorrow.

After a morning of exposure and activities, Jiang Bai was also exhausted. Who knew that the instructor was so ruthless today!
Say no training in the afternoon, and give you all the training in the morning!Fortunately, the morning sun is not very hot.

Otherwise, when you go back to school after military training, you will think that you escaped from Africa.

Or Shuli, just after the war
Speaking of fighting, Jiang Bai remembered a joke in his previous life.

Say it’s Xuli! The battlefield recruits summer workers, one thousand per hour. Going to work is as happy as eating chicken. The only difference is that you can’t be resurrected.

As a result, I didn't know that we were going to fight until I got to the battlefield, and found that both the enemy and us were Chinese people who came to do summer jobs.

So they fired at the sky, and there were no casualties on either side.

"It's really pitiful to the juniors in the first year of high school, the hot sun in the afternoon!" Jiang Bai blocked the sun with his hands, looked at the military posture of the juniors under the scorching sun, and sighed.

"I see! Jiang Bai, look there!" Lu Gu was ecstatic.

"Where? Fuck!" Jiang Bai followed Lu Gu's fingers and looked at the square team, shocked.

The people over there are all booing!

It is estimated that it is the bad taste of the instructor.
Oh, I won't be like this, I just think they are good brothers!

"In case you are doing push-ups, many female students around you .tm will grin their faces to the temples.

"Have you recorded it?" Lu Gu asked abruptly.

At this time, Jiang Bai remembered that this is an excellent material!
"Gah, I forgot! So has the battle for material started?"

"It's already started! You can't compete with me."

"Wait and see."

...

In the evening, there was no unexpected situation of pulling songs, and basically all stayed in the dormitory without moving around.

"News from Special Concern - Lv Xiaogu"

Lu Gu: I want to drink milk tea!Go buy me a cup.

Jiang Bai: I want to fart!

Even so, Jiang Bai consciously ordered takeaway, and Lu Gu didn't mention any flavors.

After all, Jiang Bai already knew it.

It wasn't until the takeaway was delivered that Jiang Bai realized that he couldn't get out at all!
At this time, Lu Gu gave an excellent idea, she let the wind at the door, Jiang Bai went out to get takeaway.

Because there is a very short place on the wall of the base, Jiang Bai told Lu Gu that he could dig out here at any time.

"Tsk, it's not impossible."

Just do it, Jiang Bai sneaked to the edge of the wall, climbed up the wall, and turned out.

"It's pretty easy."

Jiang Bai patted the ashes on his body, got the milk tea, and went back over the wall.

"Who!"

Several flashlights shone on Jiang Bai's body.
(End of this chapter)