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Chapter 243 Dogs Don't Believe
Chapter 243 Dogs Don't Believe
"You nonsense, even Li Dasha won't believe it!"
"Oh, I'm going!"
Lin Ye couldn't help but startled when he heard the words, not because of anything else, but because of this metaphor, it's really wonderful!
Li Dasha didn't even believe this sentence, obviously he deduced it from the classic phrase "Don't eat dogs".
But for those who know Li Dasha, the former is definitely not inferior to the latter.
However, things did not develop in the direction Xu Qingqing expected.
Hearing Lin Ye's flicker, Li Dasha went uncharacteristically, his eyes lit up, and his face was ecstatic.
"Fart like thunder, shit like shoot arrows?"
"Send toxin, relax yourself?"
"Thank you, Master, for bestowing divine power!"
"Disciple must practice hard, practice hard!"
He knelt down and bowed to Lin Ye gratefully, his heart was so touched, those who know me are also masters!
"Well, just be careful not to collapse the toilet."
Lin Ye waved his hand, as expected.
Li Da is so stupid that he actually believed it.
Xu Qingqing on the side was dumbfounded, and she didn't know whether she should be surprised or not.
In an instant, sadness and despair welled up in my heart.
Unreliable master, crazy apprentice.
What the hell is this place I've entered!
……
The next day, after dinner, I made a fuss about it.
It was eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening.
Lin Ye was also sleepy and fell asleep.
Soon, Lin Ye was woken up. There were rumors that someone was knocking on his door.
Who is this?Lin Ye was so angry that he should sleep until he woke up naturally.
Cover your head and continue to sleep.
"Lin Ye, get up for me."
I kept knocking outside, and finally I heard Xu Qingqing's angry voice.
Lin Ye was really convinced. He put on a quilt and opened the door with sleepy eyes on Meng Song.
"What are you doing, grandma?"
"It's not even light yet, so let's not sleep."
Xu Qingqing puffed out her chest.
"It's early in the morning, and I'm still asleep, it's time to get up and practice!"
"I didn't learn it yesterday, but I still have to learn it today. You teach me until you teach me."
She said confidently that Lin Ye taught herself a horse stance yesterday, but she didn't learn anything else.
She also wants to understand, don't teach me, right?good!I toss you until you teach me.
"Crazy."
Lin Ye didn't want to pay attention to her, so he had to close the door and go back to sleep.
Who knew that Xu Qingqing broke into Lin Ye's room again like yesterday.
"If you don't teach me, you will bear the consequences."
Xu Qingqing showed her cute little canine teeth, like a little devil.
Lin Ye slapped his forehead, what a crime!
There was really no other way, and finally compromised.
After a brief wash, they came to the training ground.
In the early morning, everything was silent, the sky was still dark, and it was dark.
But today Li Dasha got up very early.
Suddenly, under the dark night, he saw two figures on the training ground.
Li Dasha's expression tightened when a voice came from ahead.
"Do you want to turn on the light?" Lin Ye asked.
"Turn on the light, hurry up." Xu Qingqing said in a reproachful tone.
Li Dasha breathed a sigh of relief, it was Master and Junior Sister Xu Qingqing.
etc!How come there is a feeling of déjà vu? ?Didn't you come here yesterday? ?
Why are you here again today?In the middle of the night... still alone.
What are they going to do?
What the hell!
Li Dasha inevitably thought of that aspect.
However, impossible!
Yesterday Master proved what is meant by a gentleman.
This appointment was to teach Xu Lu how to practice martial arts.
Lin Ye breathed in the fresh air, stretched his waist, and then his face suddenly changed... His calf cramp.
It must be because of a cold, Lin Ye gritted his teeth in pain, and subconsciously greeted his apprentice.
"Quick, quickly help Master rub his legs."
Xu Qingqing rolled his eyes at him, knelt down and rubbed his legs.
"Ah, cool." Lin Ye moaned.
In the dark, Li Dasha couldn't calm down anymore. Although he tried his best not to think that way, the silhouettes of Master and Xu Qingqing, as well as Master's heavy breathing, seemed to have indicated everything.
Li Dasha hugged his big head, as if he had discovered something extraordinary.
But then it turned into a sigh.
That's right, Master is also a human being, with emotions and desires.
My own disciple is too unqualified to take good care of the master, so the master has to worry about such a little thing.
However, master, you are spending too much time playing this game.
Isn't it good to be in the room, you have to run to the martial arts field, what kind of words does this sound like?
And this time is also a bit strange, people always go to bed after finishing their work, and I haven't heard of getting up in the middle of the night to do it.
Li Dasha felt that he could no longer hide his clumsiness, and it was time to use his clever brain.
Use your brain, move your brain, and you will be enlightened.
Master's physique is extraordinary, this war must have started last night, but it's not over yet, and it's from the room to the training ground... Master Niu Bei, a role model for me!
Dasha wants to learn from you.
But Li Dasha didn't seem to realize it, because he was born out of phase, so far he doesn't even have a girlfriend...and no chance to learn.
Just like that, Li Dasha hid in the night, his mind wandering.
He feels extremely exciting now, much more exciting than watching a movie.
Just as he stretched out his ears to listen carefully, suddenly there was another person beside him.
"Dasha, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing?"
It was Lin Ye. Lin Ye had noticed this guy since he was secretly observing.
He didn't care, but you peeked and smiled obscenely, what's going on?
As a master, Lin Ye felt that it was necessary for him to come and take care of him.
Suddenly, Li Dasha peed in fright.
Li Dasha originally wanted to use an excuse to say that he ate some raisin again, but he was so frightened that his mouth dropped.
"Master, I didn't do anything!"
"Just came over to eat something."
He looked at the toilet next to him.
Lin Ye:? ? ?
He looked at Dasha, okay Dasha, I didn't see it, the taste is so strong.
But such a bizarre explanation.
Lin Ye didn't really believe it. He saw that Dasha was blushing like a monkey's butt, and he also had a panicked expression when he was hit. It dawned on him, who was experienced, that he must have slipped out to press the gun again in the middle of the night.
Soon, Lin Ye came back with Li Dasha.
Xu Qingqing didn't bother about Lin Ye bringing someone with him. After all, Li Dasha's IQ couldn't cause any trouble.
She doesn't care about these at all, what she cares most about now is to learn real kung fu from Lin Ye.
"Okay, let's start class now." Lin Ye said.
Attend class?
Li Da was dumbfounded.
To be honest, he has already automatically imagined that Master is going to silence him, and he has been arguing for a long time, hasn't he?
But then he was annoyed, how could he do such a thing with such a high morale, his master, and he misunderstood his master again, and how many times have he misunderstood his master?
Master is noble.Holy.inviolable.
But I keep thinking about that aspect again and again, and slandering Master, it is a heinous crime and unforgivable.
Thinking of this, Li Dasha directly slammed his bow left and right, and slapped himself twice.
(End of this chapter)
"You nonsense, even Li Dasha won't believe it!"
"Oh, I'm going!"
Lin Ye couldn't help but startled when he heard the words, not because of anything else, but because of this metaphor, it's really wonderful!
Li Dasha didn't even believe this sentence, obviously he deduced it from the classic phrase "Don't eat dogs".
But for those who know Li Dasha, the former is definitely not inferior to the latter.
However, things did not develop in the direction Xu Qingqing expected.
Hearing Lin Ye's flicker, Li Dasha went uncharacteristically, his eyes lit up, and his face was ecstatic.
"Fart like thunder, shit like shoot arrows?"
"Send toxin, relax yourself?"
"Thank you, Master, for bestowing divine power!"
"Disciple must practice hard, practice hard!"
He knelt down and bowed to Lin Ye gratefully, his heart was so touched, those who know me are also masters!
"Well, just be careful not to collapse the toilet."
Lin Ye waved his hand, as expected.
Li Da is so stupid that he actually believed it.
Xu Qingqing on the side was dumbfounded, and she didn't know whether she should be surprised or not.
In an instant, sadness and despair welled up in my heart.
Unreliable master, crazy apprentice.
What the hell is this place I've entered!
……
The next day, after dinner, I made a fuss about it.
It was eleven or twelve o'clock in the evening.
Lin Ye was also sleepy and fell asleep.
Soon, Lin Ye was woken up. There were rumors that someone was knocking on his door.
Who is this?Lin Ye was so angry that he should sleep until he woke up naturally.
Cover your head and continue to sleep.
"Lin Ye, get up for me."
I kept knocking outside, and finally I heard Xu Qingqing's angry voice.
Lin Ye was really convinced. He put on a quilt and opened the door with sleepy eyes on Meng Song.
"What are you doing, grandma?"
"It's not even light yet, so let's not sleep."
Xu Qingqing puffed out her chest.
"It's early in the morning, and I'm still asleep, it's time to get up and practice!"
"I didn't learn it yesterday, but I still have to learn it today. You teach me until you teach me."
She said confidently that Lin Ye taught herself a horse stance yesterday, but she didn't learn anything else.
She also wants to understand, don't teach me, right?good!I toss you until you teach me.
"Crazy."
Lin Ye didn't want to pay attention to her, so he had to close the door and go back to sleep.
Who knew that Xu Qingqing broke into Lin Ye's room again like yesterday.
"If you don't teach me, you will bear the consequences."
Xu Qingqing showed her cute little canine teeth, like a little devil.
Lin Ye slapped his forehead, what a crime!
There was really no other way, and finally compromised.
After a brief wash, they came to the training ground.
In the early morning, everything was silent, the sky was still dark, and it was dark.
But today Li Dasha got up very early.
Suddenly, under the dark night, he saw two figures on the training ground.
Li Dasha's expression tightened when a voice came from ahead.
"Do you want to turn on the light?" Lin Ye asked.
"Turn on the light, hurry up." Xu Qingqing said in a reproachful tone.
Li Dasha breathed a sigh of relief, it was Master and Junior Sister Xu Qingqing.
etc!How come there is a feeling of déjà vu? ?Didn't you come here yesterday? ?
Why are you here again today?In the middle of the night... still alone.
What are they going to do?
What the hell!
Li Dasha inevitably thought of that aspect.
However, impossible!
Yesterday Master proved what is meant by a gentleman.
This appointment was to teach Xu Lu how to practice martial arts.
Lin Ye breathed in the fresh air, stretched his waist, and then his face suddenly changed... His calf cramp.
It must be because of a cold, Lin Ye gritted his teeth in pain, and subconsciously greeted his apprentice.
"Quick, quickly help Master rub his legs."
Xu Qingqing rolled his eyes at him, knelt down and rubbed his legs.
"Ah, cool." Lin Ye moaned.
In the dark, Li Dasha couldn't calm down anymore. Although he tried his best not to think that way, the silhouettes of Master and Xu Qingqing, as well as Master's heavy breathing, seemed to have indicated everything.
Li Dasha hugged his big head, as if he had discovered something extraordinary.
But then it turned into a sigh.
That's right, Master is also a human being, with emotions and desires.
My own disciple is too unqualified to take good care of the master, so the master has to worry about such a little thing.
However, master, you are spending too much time playing this game.
Isn't it good to be in the room, you have to run to the martial arts field, what kind of words does this sound like?
And this time is also a bit strange, people always go to bed after finishing their work, and I haven't heard of getting up in the middle of the night to do it.
Li Dasha felt that he could no longer hide his clumsiness, and it was time to use his clever brain.
Use your brain, move your brain, and you will be enlightened.
Master's physique is extraordinary, this war must have started last night, but it's not over yet, and it's from the room to the training ground... Master Niu Bei, a role model for me!
Dasha wants to learn from you.
But Li Dasha didn't seem to realize it, because he was born out of phase, so far he doesn't even have a girlfriend...and no chance to learn.
Just like that, Li Dasha hid in the night, his mind wandering.
He feels extremely exciting now, much more exciting than watching a movie.
Just as he stretched out his ears to listen carefully, suddenly there was another person beside him.
"Dasha, you don't sleep at night, what are you doing?"
It was Lin Ye. Lin Ye had noticed this guy since he was secretly observing.
He didn't care, but you peeked and smiled obscenely, what's going on?
As a master, Lin Ye felt that it was necessary for him to come and take care of him.
Suddenly, Li Dasha peed in fright.
Li Dasha originally wanted to use an excuse to say that he ate some raisin again, but he was so frightened that his mouth dropped.
"Master, I didn't do anything!"
"Just came over to eat something."
He looked at the toilet next to him.
Lin Ye:? ? ?
He looked at Dasha, okay Dasha, I didn't see it, the taste is so strong.
But such a bizarre explanation.
Lin Ye didn't really believe it. He saw that Dasha was blushing like a monkey's butt, and he also had a panicked expression when he was hit. It dawned on him, who was experienced, that he must have slipped out to press the gun again in the middle of the night.
Soon, Lin Ye came back with Li Dasha.
Xu Qingqing didn't bother about Lin Ye bringing someone with him. After all, Li Dasha's IQ couldn't cause any trouble.
She doesn't care about these at all, what she cares most about now is to learn real kung fu from Lin Ye.
"Okay, let's start class now." Lin Ye said.
Attend class?
Li Da was dumbfounded.
To be honest, he has already automatically imagined that Master is going to silence him, and he has been arguing for a long time, hasn't he?
But then he was annoyed, how could he do such a thing with such a high morale, his master, and he misunderstood his master again, and how many times have he misunderstood his master?
Master is noble.Holy.inviolable.
But I keep thinking about that aspect again and again, and slandering Master, it is a heinous crime and unforgivable.
Thinking of this, Li Dasha directly slammed his bow left and right, and slapped himself twice.
(End of this chapter)
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