Special Forces: The beginning of fusion history is a great man!

Chapter 151
Chen Yun turned his head to look at Long Xiaoyun, and said seriously: "People are forced out, they are all special forces, if they can't solve the problem with feces, then there is no need to be a soldier."

Long Xiaoyun stared at Chen Yun's eyelids and said, "Did you do a lot when you were young?"

Chen Yun smiled and said, "Look at mine."

As he spoke, Chen Yun walked into the dormitory carrying firecrackers, a shovel in one hand, and a shit bucket in the other.

Long Xiaoyun stared at Chen Yun's figure rather strangely.

"It's getting more and more interesting."

Long Xiaoyun probably had already thought about what would happen next, so he turned around and walked a little further, so as not to hurt Chi Yu.

At this moment, Chen Yun had just entered the dormitory, and his eyes fell on the high-speed rotating electric fan.

If this thing is used on gas, it can be blown away by controlling the direction. If it is feces, the effect is just the opposite.

As for the air filter, after filtering, the smell is probably even more terrible!
swoosh...

Without any hesitation, Chen Yun used his bucket shovel to shovel the pig feces flying very neatly.

pop
Fly on the fan, on the air filter, on the surrounding walls, on the ground...

This scene is like a landmine.

Chen Yun said to himself: "Brothers, what I want to build is an iron-blooded soldier who can fight with his back and fight against a hundred with one enemy. I'm sorry, you all bear with it."

As he said that, he took out the firecrackers, set them on without hesitation, threw them into the pile of pig feces, then turned around and ran outside.

When Chen Yun ran out, crackling sounds suddenly sounded in the dormitory.

A hundred thousand thunderclaps and lightning flashes exploded in an instant, tearing apart the pitch-black night sky, and resounding in the wolf base.

For a while, the dormitory was full of pig feces flying around, mixed with firecrackers, extremely ferocious.

"what's the situation!"

Shao Bing and others who were sleeping suddenly woke up.

There are crackling sounds in my head, firecrackers flying around, and the flames splashing in all directions.

There are also all kinds of sticky things splashing on their bodies, which are still cold.

Leng Feng sat up and scolded directly: "That bastard pooped in his belly, so ugly, turn off the fan quickly."

Tricks like setting off firecrackers are nothing to them at all. They have all encountered tear gas bombs that are more powerful.

I just didn't know that bastard's farts were so stinky and smoked too badly.

His words just fell.

Snapped!
A big black mass hit him in the face.

Leng Feng felt a foul smell, touched it, and his face instantly turned green!
What the hell is shit.

It must be Team Shao. This guy has the habit of sleeping naked. Could it be that he was trained by Chen Yun to have incontinence and spit out from the fright of the firecrackers?

"Fuck! Team Shao, what are you doing? It's really shit, did you do it?"

Leng Feng felt so sick that he wanted to vomit.

It seems that the face is still hot...

Shi Dafan yelled: "It stinks, I'll go! It's flying on me, Captain Shao, what are you doing? Are you incontinent?"

Ban Zhuan covered his nose and couldn't help shouting: "Captain, this is too much, you are not allowed to sleep naked in the future."

Yu Fei touched his chest and said, "Fortunately, it didn't get on your face. If it gets in your mouth... Leng Feng, how does it taste?"

"..."

Shao Bing also smelled a bad smell, and he was a little dumbfounded by everyone's words.

He has the habit of sleeping naked, but this is not enough to...

"What are you talking about... I don't have one!"

Shao Bing even touched his butt on purpose, but found nothing unusual.

But his whole body was icy cold, his whole body was covered with black things, his whole body exuded an unpleasant smell, and his whole body was poisonous.

Because he slept naked and had the most pig feces on his body...

"It's all over me, bastard, who the hell poured dung into the dormitory!"

"Fuck!"

There was a burst of stench, with the smell of gunpowder smoke from firecrackers, which made everyone's noses, tears and saliva fly out.

"No, that kid's move is too ruthless..."

Leng Feng couldn't bear it any longer, and rushed out directly.

The speed of the brick is faster, and it has already rushed to the front.

They did think that Chen Yun might sneak attack in the middle of the night. They thought it would be tear gas or something. At most, there would be an enhanced version, but they prepared big fans and air filters...

It's so ruthless!

Tread...  

One by one, they frantically rushed towards the door, and if they didn't rush out, everyone would be poisoned to death!
But when they rushed to the door of the dormitory, they saw Chen Yun pointing a high-pressure water gun at them with no expression on his face, unscrewed it very calmly, and shouted at them: "Look at you, do you still look a little old? All of you have lost your vigilance, no wonder the Wolf Warriors will be reinstated and your number will be cancelled, it is because none of you live up to your expectations, and you don’t know what you are doing every day.”

puff!
The muzzle of the high-pressure water gun roared out with a jet of water, directly sweeping towards Leng Feng and the others who rushed out.

Facing the impact of the water column from the high-pressure water gun, they couldn't stand firm, and they were stumbling around, unable to rush through.

Puff.

Leng Feng simply smashed the jar, and lay down on the ground to let the water wash away. Anyway, his whole body smelled stinky, so he just rinsed it off.

Shi Sanba and others followed suit one after another. They had no other choice, their whole body was covered in feces, as if thrown into a cesspit, and it would be better to be washed by water.

For a moment, they all lay on the ground like dead pigs, letting the water column wash away, looking hopeless.

Shao Bing should be the worst one, wearing only a pair of underpants, his naked body was hit by water, so sour...

Leng Feng's mind was still unspeakably disgusted, that lump of black thing hit his mouth just now, and some of it flew into his mouth.

So disgusting!

The crazy water column washed for 10 minutes, and the flood water was poured into the dormitory, and groups of floating objects rushed out...

Chen Yun turned off the water valve and looked at Leng Feng and others lying on the ground.

They were all in a state of distress, their bodies were bruised and purple from the water, lying on the ground gasping for breath, like a group of dead dogs about to be drowned.

Hatch!

Leng Feng sneezed.

This is abuse!

This is not something people do!

They have received so much training, and they used to make mistakes on rookies, but they have never been so perverted.

What is floating out of the dormitory?A bunch of floating stuff...

Everyone struggled to stand up, out of breath, and stared at Chen Yun.

There is only one thought in my head, this guy is crazy, we are all deceived by his appearance!

Chen Yun's face was cold, and he suddenly shouted: "It's all trash! Garbage! What I want to create is a god of death that can cope with any environment, a god of death that can come out alive in all kinds of environments, and a god of death that makes the enemy palpitate when they hear it. Not a veteran lying on the honor book! Spike Fang, Thunderbolt, Lone Wolf, any one of them is better than you!"

"You guys are so cowardly just now, you are still fighting wolf special forces, Ha Paigou is better than you, I was smoked to death by you!"

(End of this chapter)