Special Forces: The beginning of fusion history is a great man!
Chapter 150 Firecrackers Exploding Shit
Chapter 150 Firecrackers Exploding Shit
Chen Yun magically took out a shovel from behind and handed it to Long Xiaoyun.
Long Xiaoyun frowned and said, "What are you doing? Bury them?"
Chen Yun turned around and said, "Come with me."
Holding the shovel, Long Xiaoyun pursed his lips with a strange expression on his face.
When did this guy become mysterious? What exactly does he want to do?
Long Xiaoyun followed Chen Yun and walked for a few minutes.
Long Xiaoyun frowned and looked at Chen Yun with complicated eyes.
This is the logistics department of Wolf Warriors, which is where the pigs are raised.
Under the moonlight, the white and fat pigs were sleeping.
The sudden appearance of Chen Yun and Long Xiaoyun always gave people a very unnatural feeling.
If it's daytime, it's okay, the key is that it's midnight, it's the wrong time.
"Let's do it." Chen Yun said.
As he spoke, Chen Yun walked into the pigsty with a bucket and a shovel.
Swish, swish.
Chen Yun started to fill the bucket with pig feces, and suddenly an unpleasant smell quickly spread around.
Seeing this scene, Long Xiaoyun's face turned green.
In the middle of the night, you brought me to the pigsty to pack pig shit?Thank you for thinking it out!
Long Xiaoyun suppressed his anger and didn't lose his temper on the spot, saying: "I can't do this."
Chen Yun grinned, and said, "Okay, you drive those pigs away for me, and move them a little bit, where the pig feces are fresh."
Long Xiaoyun instantly petrified!
If people knew that Long Xiaoyun, the number one iron-blooded overlord in the military region, who was heroic and valiant, ran to the pigsty in the middle of the night to drive pigs, what kind of expression would he have?
The whole army is going to fry the pot!
Chen Yun actually made such a weird request, except for the straight man of steel who can't do such a thing.
If Long Xiaoyun's admirers knew that Chen Yun had abused their goddess so much, would they come over in the middle of the night and fight for him?
Long Xiaoyun's influence in the military region is still quite large.
Even a strong woman like Long Xiaoyun, who has experienced many battles, was stunned for a few seconds before she came back to her senses, and said, "You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here to shovel shit? If you can't sleep, you don't need to do this."
Chen Yun said while shoveling, "Greeting to those guys."
Long Xiaoyun was speechless, and said: "You can throw gas."
Using gas to sneak attack in special training doesn't feel good, so there's no need to make a pile of pig shit.
Chen Yun tossed them for almost a whole day, and even came to carry out a sneak attack at night, which is a bit perverted, and now he is still doing such a terrible thing.
Zhou Papi didn't dare to deal with the long-term workers like this.
Long Xiaoyun was also trained in the past, and he trained others in the same way, that is, constantly challenging the limits of others, but there is also this limit.
Chen Yun, there is no lower limit.
Chen Yun shook his head and said: "That's something to deal with rookies. They have a way to deal with it. In ancient times, soldiers were trained by throwing shit and urine, and sometimes let them swallow it."
Long Xiaoyun's stomach turned over for a while, and he felt that he ate too much during dinner.
This kid is very poisonous!
swoosh...
Gollum...
From time to time there was movement in the pigsty.
Under the moonlight, two figures swayed in the pigsty.
Chen Yun was in charge of shoveling, Long Xiaoyun was in charge of driving the pigs, and moved to the other side.
Long Xiaoyun pinched his nose with disgust on his face.
It was the first time in her life that she did this, and she was a little puzzled, why did Chen Yun do this?
Can't you just refuse?
But it's an evil door, and Long Xiaoyun did it with him by mistake.
If someone else made such a request, he would definitely be kicked away by Long Xiaoyun!
As for such dirty work, it's not that Long Xiaoyun has never done it before.
It is not easy to become a special soldier. If he adapts to various harsh environments, Long Xiaoyun has been around rotting corpses.
It's just that the current situation, this scene, is a bit embarrassing.
Fortunately, there is no one in the cooking class to watch the night, otherwise, would they be regarded as pig thieves?
Ten minutes later, Long Xiaoyun and Chen Yun came to the door of the dormitory with a large bucket of pig feces.
Long Xiaoyun felt like she smelled like pig feces all over her body.
"Chen Yun, I feel that your reputation will be ruined in your hands." Long Xiaoyun said.
Chen Yun chuckled and said, "It's not such an exaggeration, don't worry, I will tell others that I did this all by myself."
Long Xiaoyun said: "Does that mean I did it for nothing?"
Chen Yundao: "Then, you did it all?"
Long Xiaoyun: "."
Seeing Long Xiaoyun's contemptuous expression, Chen Yun said, "It's okay, go back and wash it, the smell will be gone."
Long Xiaoyun: "It's easy to say, what are you going to do?"
If it wasn't for improving the fighting ability of Shao Bing and others as soon as possible, Long Xiaoyun wouldn't put down his figure and do these things secretly in the middle of the night.
Chen Yun took a closer look inside. Shao Bing and the others were sleeping like dead pigs. All kinds of snoring made the dormitory collapse. In the room, there was a high-speed rotating electric fan facing the outside, whirring. Air blow out.
There are air filters in the corners of the surrounding areas. If gas is thrown in and disposed of in minutes, it will not affect them at all.
People like Shao Bing are veterans, and they are much better at dealing with sneak attacks than rookies.
Naturally, it was a special training, starting over again, they must have thought that Chen Yun might sneak attack, so before going to bed, they were all ready.
They used to do it in special training before, so it was nothing new.
However, this time they were facing Chen Yun...
"wait for me."
Chen Yun turned and left, and soon came back with a large bundle of firecrackers in his hand.
Long Xiaoyun barked, and couldn't bear it anymore.
"You guys want to play firecrackers and blow shit in the dormitory."
When Long Xiaoyun went to the countryside when he was a child, he also saw other people playing with it, but it was not pig feces, but lumps of cow feces with big foreheads.
Put the firecrackers in and set them off...
A little rough, a little wicked!
Pig dung is much more smelly than cow dung, and it is freshly baked and hot. If it explodes under firecrackers, what will happen?
In the closed dormitory again...
Those pictures appeared in Long Xiaoyun's mind, and his stomach twitched.
So immoral!
Unexpectedly, Chen Yun, a god of killing, who is usually quite serious, has such a childlike side, that he can even think of this method.
Long Xiaoyun suddenly felt sorry for Shao Bing and others.
They can think of a hundred ways to deal with the gas attack, but the way of dealing with firecrackers bombing shit is absolutely full of confusion, and they can only be bombed.
The most important thing is that no one would have thought that Chen Yun would use this trick.
Long Xiaoyun settled down, thought for a while, and said: "Would it be too much to do this, in the middle of the night...it doesn't seem so good?"
(End of this chapter)
Chen Yun magically took out a shovel from behind and handed it to Long Xiaoyun.
Long Xiaoyun frowned and said, "What are you doing? Bury them?"
Chen Yun turned around and said, "Come with me."
Holding the shovel, Long Xiaoyun pursed his lips with a strange expression on his face.
When did this guy become mysterious? What exactly does he want to do?
Long Xiaoyun followed Chen Yun and walked for a few minutes.
Long Xiaoyun frowned and looked at Chen Yun with complicated eyes.
This is the logistics department of Wolf Warriors, which is where the pigs are raised.
Under the moonlight, the white and fat pigs were sleeping.
The sudden appearance of Chen Yun and Long Xiaoyun always gave people a very unnatural feeling.
If it's daytime, it's okay, the key is that it's midnight, it's the wrong time.
"Let's do it." Chen Yun said.
As he spoke, Chen Yun walked into the pigsty with a bucket and a shovel.
Swish, swish.
Chen Yun started to fill the bucket with pig feces, and suddenly an unpleasant smell quickly spread around.
Seeing this scene, Long Xiaoyun's face turned green.
In the middle of the night, you brought me to the pigsty to pack pig shit?Thank you for thinking it out!
Long Xiaoyun suppressed his anger and didn't lose his temper on the spot, saying: "I can't do this."
Chen Yun grinned, and said, "Okay, you drive those pigs away for me, and move them a little bit, where the pig feces are fresh."
Long Xiaoyun instantly petrified!
If people knew that Long Xiaoyun, the number one iron-blooded overlord in the military region, who was heroic and valiant, ran to the pigsty in the middle of the night to drive pigs, what kind of expression would he have?
The whole army is going to fry the pot!
Chen Yun actually made such a weird request, except for the straight man of steel who can't do such a thing.
If Long Xiaoyun's admirers knew that Chen Yun had abused their goddess so much, would they come over in the middle of the night and fight for him?
Long Xiaoyun's influence in the military region is still quite large.
Even a strong woman like Long Xiaoyun, who has experienced many battles, was stunned for a few seconds before she came back to her senses, and said, "You don't sleep in the middle of the night, what are you doing here to shovel shit? If you can't sleep, you don't need to do this."
Chen Yun said while shoveling, "Greeting to those guys."
Long Xiaoyun was speechless, and said: "You can throw gas."
Using gas to sneak attack in special training doesn't feel good, so there's no need to make a pile of pig shit.
Chen Yun tossed them for almost a whole day, and even came to carry out a sneak attack at night, which is a bit perverted, and now he is still doing such a terrible thing.
Zhou Papi didn't dare to deal with the long-term workers like this.
Long Xiaoyun was also trained in the past, and he trained others in the same way, that is, constantly challenging the limits of others, but there is also this limit.
Chen Yun, there is no lower limit.
Chen Yun shook his head and said: "That's something to deal with rookies. They have a way to deal with it. In ancient times, soldiers were trained by throwing shit and urine, and sometimes let them swallow it."
Long Xiaoyun's stomach turned over for a while, and he felt that he ate too much during dinner.
This kid is very poisonous!
swoosh...
Gollum...
From time to time there was movement in the pigsty.
Under the moonlight, two figures swayed in the pigsty.
Chen Yun was in charge of shoveling, Long Xiaoyun was in charge of driving the pigs, and moved to the other side.
Long Xiaoyun pinched his nose with disgust on his face.
It was the first time in her life that she did this, and she was a little puzzled, why did Chen Yun do this?
Can't you just refuse?
But it's an evil door, and Long Xiaoyun did it with him by mistake.
If someone else made such a request, he would definitely be kicked away by Long Xiaoyun!
As for such dirty work, it's not that Long Xiaoyun has never done it before.
It is not easy to become a special soldier. If he adapts to various harsh environments, Long Xiaoyun has been around rotting corpses.
It's just that the current situation, this scene, is a bit embarrassing.
Fortunately, there is no one in the cooking class to watch the night, otherwise, would they be regarded as pig thieves?
Ten minutes later, Long Xiaoyun and Chen Yun came to the door of the dormitory with a large bucket of pig feces.
Long Xiaoyun felt like she smelled like pig feces all over her body.
"Chen Yun, I feel that your reputation will be ruined in your hands." Long Xiaoyun said.
Chen Yun chuckled and said, "It's not such an exaggeration, don't worry, I will tell others that I did this all by myself."
Long Xiaoyun said: "Does that mean I did it for nothing?"
Chen Yundao: "Then, you did it all?"
Long Xiaoyun: "."
Seeing Long Xiaoyun's contemptuous expression, Chen Yun said, "It's okay, go back and wash it, the smell will be gone."
Long Xiaoyun: "It's easy to say, what are you going to do?"
If it wasn't for improving the fighting ability of Shao Bing and others as soon as possible, Long Xiaoyun wouldn't put down his figure and do these things secretly in the middle of the night.
Chen Yun took a closer look inside. Shao Bing and the others were sleeping like dead pigs. All kinds of snoring made the dormitory collapse. In the room, there was a high-speed rotating electric fan facing the outside, whirring. Air blow out.
There are air filters in the corners of the surrounding areas. If gas is thrown in and disposed of in minutes, it will not affect them at all.
People like Shao Bing are veterans, and they are much better at dealing with sneak attacks than rookies.
Naturally, it was a special training, starting over again, they must have thought that Chen Yun might sneak attack, so before going to bed, they were all ready.
They used to do it in special training before, so it was nothing new.
However, this time they were facing Chen Yun...
"wait for me."
Chen Yun turned and left, and soon came back with a large bundle of firecrackers in his hand.
Long Xiaoyun barked, and couldn't bear it anymore.
"You guys want to play firecrackers and blow shit in the dormitory."
When Long Xiaoyun went to the countryside when he was a child, he also saw other people playing with it, but it was not pig feces, but lumps of cow feces with big foreheads.
Put the firecrackers in and set them off...
A little rough, a little wicked!
Pig dung is much more smelly than cow dung, and it is freshly baked and hot. If it explodes under firecrackers, what will happen?
In the closed dormitory again...
Those pictures appeared in Long Xiaoyun's mind, and his stomach twitched.
So immoral!
Unexpectedly, Chen Yun, a god of killing, who is usually quite serious, has such a childlike side, that he can even think of this method.
Long Xiaoyun suddenly felt sorry for Shao Bing and others.
They can think of a hundred ways to deal with the gas attack, but the way of dealing with firecrackers bombing shit is absolutely full of confusion, and they can only be bombed.
The most important thing is that no one would have thought that Chen Yun would use this trick.
Long Xiaoyun settled down, thought for a while, and said: "Would it be too much to do this, in the middle of the night...it doesn't seem so good?"
(End of this chapter)
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