The little writer in the love apartment

Chapter 94 Speeches

Dali put the plate in his hand on the table, took out a disposable glove from his pocket, handed it to Lin Yi, and said, "Lin Yi, come, eat while it's hot."

Lin Yi, who had been starving for a long time, heard that there was something to eat, quickly took the gloves, and started eating sandwiches.

The vigorously grilled sandwich is delicious, delicious cheese, grilled very deliciously, not sticky or soft, the bacon is crispy and fragrant, the tenderloin is soft and firm, and the eggs are very tender and melt in the mouth.

Bite down, full of enjoyment.

Meijia sat on the sofa, ignored the couple's daily show of affection, looked at Dali and Lin Yi, and said, "Have you read the new vocabulary list? How do you feel?"

"I feel." Lin Yi took a bite of the sandwich and said, "It's a little stricter."

Meijia heard the words, looked at Dali and said, "Dali, what do you think?"

Hearing the words vigorously, he first handed the water glass to Lin Yi, and then said, "I think it's okay."

After finishing speaking, he approached Lin Yi and said in a low voice: "Sister Meijia's defense system has been destroyed, and people are still very fragile now. I think we should cooperate to avoid making sister Meijia's situation worse. When the situation improves , let's talk about it again."

Lin Yi nodded and said, "Okay."

After all, Meijia has become like this, and it has something to do with him.

Lin Yi looked at Mijia and said, "Meijia, I thought about it just now, and your vocabulary is actually pretty good."

Meijia had a smile on her face when she heard this, and said, "I knew you would definitely support me."

"Zi Qiao, Yifei urged us to go downstairs for training camp."

While talking, Zhang Wei came from the next door.

He was followed by Zhao Haitang.

Because Zhao Haitang needs to write speeches for Meijia and Ziqiao, the frequency of 3601 has become higher in the past two days.

Holding an iPad, Zhao Haitang walked up to Meijia excitedly, and said, "Sister Meijia, I've already written the speech, I'm sure you'll be satisfied!"

Seeing the confidence on Zhao Haitang's face, Meijia said, "So fast?"

Zhao Haitang said: "That's natural."

"Then hurry up, read it to me."

Mika urged.

Hearing that the speech was finished, Zi Qiao looked at Zhang Wei and said, "Go after listening to the speech, this is business, Yifei won't say anything."

Hearing this, Zhang Wei thought for a while, and it was true, so he walked to the sofa and sat down.

Zhao Haitang looked at everyone looking at him, coughed lightly, and said, "This speech of mine is based on the fairy tale that countless people like.

By the way, a long time ago there was a beautiful princess"

"Stop your speech!"

Just as Zhao Haitang said a few words, she was mercilessly interrupted by Meijia.

Because of yesterday's fairy tale, Meijia now feels bad when she hears about fairy tales and princesses, she can't bear it.

She looked at Zhao Haitang and said, "No princess, no prince, the story of Little Cake doesn't need these ugly things."

Zhao Haitang: "???"

What the hell?
Aren't princesses and princes beautiful enough?
At this moment, Dali leaned into Lin Yi's ear and said, "It seems that sister Meijia was so stimulated by yesterday's fairy tale."

"Shh."

Lin Yi raised his index finger, put it next to Dali's mouth, and said, "Don't talk, stimulation is also an uncivilized word now."

vigorously:"???"

Stimulation also can not say?
Zhao Haitang who was interrupted was very confused, but he was relieved, since Meijia was his employer, so he would do as he pleased.

Although he didn't know why Mika hated the princess and the prince so much, he was still prepared, so he said, "It's okay, Sister Meijia, I also wrote a speech, you can listen to it later."

"Anything else?" Meijia's eyes lit up when she heard the words, and she said, "Quickly read."

"I didn't expect you to be so thoughtful, Zhao Haitang." Hearing this, Zi Qiao couldn't help but praise.

"That's natural." Zhao Haitang puffed out his chest and said, "Although my writing is very good, no matter how great a writer is, the next one is always better, so..."

"Okay, don't brag, just read it."

This time it was Zhang Wei who interrupted Zhao Haitang's moment of pretending, and said, "Hurry up, Yifei has already sent me the third message."

Meijia heard Zhang Wei's words and said, "Zhang Wei, as a lawyer, how can you say such uncivilized words?"

Zhang Wei: "???"

What did I say?

Where is it uncivilized?

Seeing Zhang Wei's bewildered expression, Zi Qiao handed him the vocabulary list on the table and said, "The vocabulary list has been updated, and now 'nice' and 'reading' are dangerous words."

"Vocabulary?" Zhang Wei was confused, "Isn't it a glossary?"

Zi Qiao said with a smile, "Because watch is also a dangerous word."

"???"

Fuck!What happened in just one night?
Zhang Wei hurriedly looked at the vocabulary list seriously.

While Zhang Wei was looking at the glossary, Zhao Haitang opened a new speech and said, "The inspiration for this speech comes from the Three Little Pigs."

As he spoke, he read aloud affectionately to everyone.

"Once upon a time, there were three pig brothers who lived carefree together, and their greatest hobby was to eat together every day.

Gradually, the three pigs grew up and became three big pigs, namely the big fat, the second fat, and the third fat.

One day, when the three pigs came home from outside, a big tiger suddenly sprang out and rushed towards them.

The second fat and the third fat ran away, and the fat one was eaten by the tiger because he ran the slowest.

The sky made a voice, too fat, so don't have the thought of a good death.

You need NO.1 meal replacement cakes! "

"I'll kill you with a sip of salt soda!"

After hearing Zhao Haitang's speech, Meijia became angry on the spot.

"What kind of dark story is this, so bloody! Also, cheap words are uncivilized words, you can't say it, how can you write a speech with uncivilized words?"

Zhao Haitang was confused at the moment: "??????"

"Where is it becoming uncivilized gradually?" Zhao Haitang said with a confused face, feeling very wronged.

Zi Qiao couldn't bear the heart of a good person to be hit like this, so she said: "Gradually, you can't say the same pronunciation as a bitch."

Zi Qiao found that he was still very kind.

Zhao Haitang's eyes popped when he heard the words, and he said in disbelief: "Then sister Meijia just said that she sprayed you to death with a mouthful of salt soda! This is even more uncivilized."

"!"

Meijia's complexion changed suddenly, and she realized that she had said something uncivilized. After thinking carefully, she quickly said: "What I said is, I poured a mouthful of salt soda on your face lightly, why is it uncivilized?"

"puff."

Lin Yi, who was drinking water after eating the sandwich, couldn't hold back when he heard this sentence, and sprayed it out.

This kind of nonsense can be said, he is worthy of being a pair with Ziqiao.

Come to think of it, irrigation is okay on your face.

Zhao Haitang's eyes widened, and he said, "This is fine too!"

Meijia looked at Zhao Haitang with a serious face, and said: "In short, the content of the speech must be civilized, very civilized, bloody violence is not allowed, and darkness is not allowed.

You are a great writer, how could you just admit defeat like this, shouldn't it be, you really can't do it, right? "

what!
Zhao Haitang felt insulted.

"How is it possible!" Zhao Haitang immediately said, "Of course I can do it, I will write it right away."

Meijia hurriedly handed Zhao Haitang a vocabulary list and said, "This is the latest uncivilized vocabulary list. Use this to exclude words."

"Ok."

After Zhao Haitang finished speaking, he took the vocabulary list and went to fight.

Seeing that there was no good show to watch, Ziqiao said, "Zhang Wei, let's go, otherwise Yifei will kill her."

"Wait a minute."

Zhang Wei pointed to a series of words on the vocabulary list, with a puzzled face, and said, "Why can't you say shooting, sentencing, defendant, and suspect? Are these words uncivilized?"

Meijia heard the words and explained: "The meaning of these words is not good, and it is easy to have bad associations, so it is best that you don't say it, understand?"

Hearing this, Zhang Wei said with a bitter face, "But I'm a lawyer!"

Zi Qiao patted Zhang Wei on the shoulder and said, "Da Pao, you are usually in 3602, what are you afraid of?"

"Yup!"

Hearing what Zi Qiao said, Zhang Wei felt that life was full of hope again.

I live in 3602, and I don't see Mika all the time, so why panic?
He stood up and said to Mijia, "Meijia, after thinking about it carefully, I think these words are indeed not very positive, and I will never say them in the future."

After speaking, he stood up, joined hands with Zi Qiao, and said, "Zi Qiao, let's go to the training camp happily."

"Mega, goodbye."

Ziqiao smiled and waved to Meijia, then left 3601 impatiently.
Put Dabai on Lin Yi's lap vigorously, and said, "Lin Yi, I'm going out too, take care of Dabai."

Lin Yi: "???"

I take care of Dabai?
Shouldn't it be Dabai who takes care of me?

what.
"Where are you going? Dali." Lin Yi looked at Dali curiously and said.

"Go to a novel website for an internship." Dali looked at Lin Yi and said, "Didn't I tell you?"

Lin Yi looked at Dali and recalled carefully.

Probably, it seems, really said it.

But, not so fast.

Looking at the time, he moved vigorously to Lin Yi's ear and whispered, "After I leave, you and sister Meijia will be left in the suite. You must pay attention to your words and don't irritate her."

After speaking, he took his handbag vigorously and left.

Lin Yi: "???"

Why is everyone leaving?Leaving him here all alone?
Moreover, they initiated the activity, why was he the only one involved?

To be on the safe side, Lin Yi decided to take out his mobile phone, write novels, and immerse himself in his own world.

As long as he doesn't speak, uncivilized words won't find him.

Meijia turned on the iPad, ready to watch the prenatal education animation.

In fact, there is really no basis for prenatal education, but people always find a psychological comfort, feel that everyone is doing it, so they should do it themselves, so as not to fall behind, so that the child will become promising.

"Lin Yi, would you like to listen to some background music?"

Meijia was very polite, "If you want to listen, I will amplify my voice."

"Listen." Lin Yi said.

Now he needs some music to calm his mind.

He actually likes to turn on the TV as background music.

No reason, just because of two words, comfortable.

Although this behavior is a bit of a waste of electricity, it feels like being in an air-conditioned room with a quilt in summer.And now that there are small speakers, there is no need to worry about electricity bills.

(End of this chapter)