The little writer in the love apartment

Chapter 93 Glossary of Upgrades
While Dali was talking to Dabai, Lin Yi walked in from the door.

Seeing Dali sitting in the living room, he quickly went up to him and said, "Good morning, Dali."

"Good afternoon, Lin Yi." Dali said.

Then the two got tired of talking together.

At this time, Ziqiao rushed from the bedroom to the living room with a stack of papers, and said anxiously, "Lin Yi, Dali, what did you do to Meijia yesterday?"

"???"

Lin Yi looked at Dali, and Dali looked at Lin Yi, the two looked confused.

what happened?

Lin Yi looked at Ziqiao and said, "What's the matter? We didn't do anything to Meijia."

"That's what you went through together, think about it!" Zi Qiao was very excited.

Ziqiao looked at Lin Yi and said, "Meijia has updated the uncivilized vocabulary list, there are many more words on it, and it has become more strict.

I asked her how it was updated, and she asked me to ask you. "

As Ziqiao spoke, he distributed the glossary in his hand to Dali and Lin Yi.

Lin Yi took it over and took a look, hey, good guy, the new word is .
"Ding Ding, Asi, eat it secretly, pry it open, it's exciting, it's interesting."

"Huh, even red is a forbidden word?"

Lin Yi is dumbfounded, is this shit all?Too much!
This is really too strict.

Dali also finished reading the glossary at this time, and said to Lin Yi: "It is estimated that the animation yesterday afternoon was too poisonous, destroying Miss Meijia's defense system and control system."

"It shouldn't be." Lin Yi touched his chin and said, "Aren't ordinary people immune to poison?"

After thinking about it vigorously, he said, "Maybe the poison was too much, and he died before he could get immunity."

Lin Yi: "???"

There is some truth in what you said, is Mika so fragile?

Seeing that Lin Yi and Dali seemed to know something, Zi Qiao quickly said, "Tell me quickly, what happened yesterday?"

When he left, Meijia was fine.

Because she was too tired from the training camp, Ziqiao fell asleep when she returned home, and didn't pay attention to Meijia's situation at that time.

As a result, when I woke up, I was reminded to say uncivilized words without saying a word, and I was stupid.

Brains buzzing.

After learning that Meijia's upgraded vocabulary was related to Lin Yili, he immediately came out to find them.

Seeing Zi Qiao's curious face, Lin Yi said, "Actually, it's nothing. It's just that I watched a few animations and fairy tales yesterday, but these are poisonous."

"Toxic fairy tales and cartoons?" Ziqiao heard Lin Yi's words and said in surprise, "Can fairy tales and cartoons be poisonous?"

"How should I put it, it's just a spoof, you know, although I think it's okay." Lin Yi said: "But now it seems that it is a bit poisonous to Meijia."

"What animation is it? I'll watch it too." Ziqiao said.

Hearing the words vigorously, let Dabai play the video he watched yesterday.

Seeing Dabai projecting the picture on the wall, Ziqiao was stunned.

"Dabai also has a projection function, it's too powerful."

Zi Qiao sat down on the sofa and said: "Lin Yi is too strong, just watch an anime and make this?"

Lin Yi smiled and said, "Thank you for the compliment."

Just continue to get tired of it with Dali, after all, I have seen it all.

After being tired for a while, Lin Yi took out his mobile phone, clicked on the takeaway platform, and prepared to order a takeaway.

Seeing it vigorously, he said, "Lin Yi, eating takeout every day is not good for your health. Let me go and make you a sandwich."

When Lin Yi heard that he didn't need to eat takeaway, he was very happy and said, "Okay, I want to add bacon, cheese, tenderloin, lettuce and eggs."

"No problem." Dali said and walked into the kitchen.

Zi Qiao poured himself a glass of warm water, ready to drink while watching. Of course, the main reason was that he had just rushed out and was thirsty now.

Lin Yi felt a little bad when he saw Zi Qiao pouring water for himself, because he felt that Zi Qiao would vomit later, so he said, "Don't drink water, I'm afraid you will vomit later."

"Not afraid."

Ziqiao looked very confident, and said, "I have a high point of laughter, how can I laugh so much?"

At this time, Dabai started to play.

Zi Qiao turned his gaze to the wall and watched the video.

Ziqiao's expression changed from calm and composed to covering her mouth and holding back a smile.

He picked up the water glass and took a sip of water, preparing to suppress the shock and calm down his emotions.

Suddenly, the video is at its funniest.

Lin Yi looked at Zi Qiao and kept on watching.

After three seconds.

"puff--"

Zi Qiao heard Teletubbies' hard-core lines, and spit out a mouthful of water.

Lin Yi: "???"

This is the so-called high point of laughter?
That's it?

Ziqiao felt Lin Yi's contemptuous gaze, and in order to protect her dignity, she said, "This is an accident. I never thought this animation would be so funny."

After finishing speaking, he silently put down the cup and watched the video calmly, without even wiping the water from the corner of his mouth.

For the sake of image.

Ziqiao thought, I want to protect my image!

5 minute later.

"Hahahahahahahahahaha."

Zi Qiao clutched her belly, laughing on the sofa, staggering, rolling all over the floor.

image?What is the image?
"I finally know why Mika upgraded her vocabulary. Those who spoof these things are all devils! Hahahahahahahaha

At this time, Dali carried the plate and walked to the side of the sofa, and said, "Old Bu, 'fuck' and 'devil' are uncivilized words that cannot be said."

Ziqiao had had enough of laughing, sat up reluctantly, waved her hand, and said, "It's okay, anyway, Meijia is not here now."

And Meijia, who was in the house and heard the loud laughter outside, was curious, so she quietly came out to see what happened, and when she heard Ziqiao's words, her expression changed and became scary.

Lin Yi heard Zi Qiao's words, and then turned his head to look, good guy, Mijia was behind him, and quickly gave a sign with his eyes.

But Ziqiao seemed to be tired from laughing, and didn't see Lin Yi's eyes, and was still singing there complacently.

Meijia stood behind Ziqiao exuding black air, put one hand on Ziqiao's shoulder lightly, and said softly: "Oh? Really?
Don't you take civilization activities seriously while I'm away? "

Ziqiao: "!!!"

what!Why is Mika behind me? Then I’m gone, right?

Ziqiao was scared out of his wits by Meijia, and almost died on the spot.

Ziqiao twisted her neck stiffly, looked at Meijia, and said, "Meijia, you misunderstood, what I meant just now"

While Zi Qiao was talking, his mind was running fast, trying to think of a way to save his fragile life.

Suddenly, Dali and Lin Yi were spotted from the corner of the eye, and he quickly looked at them, and said with a serious expression, "Even if Meijia is not here, you can't speak uncivilized words like me! My behavior just now is very bad, you should take it as a warning, You can't make the same mistakes as me, you know!"

After finishing speaking, he looked at Mijia and said flatteringly, "Meijia, I'm actually using myself as a negative teaching material. You misunderstood me."

Lin Yi watched Ziqiao's operation and said, "???"

I can tell you all of this, as expected of you, the talkative king of the apartment.

In this regard, I would like to call you the strongest!
(End of this chapter)