Pirates: This navy has a bit of conscience, but not much

Chapter 323 Meet Smoothie
Haiyuan Calendar November 1521, 10.

At this point, Smoothie's birthday is still 2 days away.

“Shopping feels great!”

"Men, it really is the most handsome when you pay."

"Yes, pay!"

As he said that, Asuka took out a stack of Baileys from his pocket, and began to count them under the eyes of the female shop assistant full of money symbols.

After paying the money, he raised his own gift and threw it into the sky, while the other gift was placed in the hands of the sailors who followed him.

boom!
After Hai Bing reached out to take the gift, he saw Asuka suddenly slowed down and approached, asking in a low voice.

"You, base chief, why did you give me the task of shopping with your wife???

Is fishing that much fun? ? "

The sailor looked at the elder sister Jessica who was shopping with her stomach stretched out in front of her, and remembered that some time ago, the base commander Jonathan took advantage of the elder sister's absence to frantically update the fishing gear
Crazy
Thinking of this, the sailor saluted Asuka.

"Report to the Colonel!"

"Our President Jonathan Base is busy with business and cannot accompany his wife"

"Oh~"

Asuka said dryly, he's busy with business.

With so many base leaders, only G-8 may be the most leisurely.

He felt that it was Jonathan, who said at the beginning that he would repair the warship for free in order to express his gratitude, but then he found that the cost of repairing the warship was a bit out of expectation, and regretted it.

But he was too embarrassed to ask for money.

So he brought his wife over.

Snapped!
Asuka snapped his fingers, and the soundproof wall quickly enveloped itself.

Afterwards, he took out the phone bug from his pocket and dialed a number skillfully.

Boo Boo Boo Boo
Pacha!

After the call was connected, Asuka put the phone bug on his shoulder, wrapped the receiver around his neck, and said lazily.

"Mexi, Mexi!"

"Oh?"

"Why, have you finally set off to the new world?"

Hearing Smoothie's voice coming from the phone bug's mouth, Asuka said while looking at Jessica who was picking something in front of her.

"That's not true. I'm currently in the waters of the G-8 branch."

"The first half of the great route?"

"That's right!"

After finishing speaking, Asuka saw that the phone bug suddenly became silent.

"Hey!"

"Hey!"

After feeding for a long time, he finally saw the phone bug looking at him, and at the same time, Smoothie's voice came from the phone bug's mouth.

"Asuka, I'm pretty sure now that you won't be able to come!"

"Trust me, see you at 0 o'clock in two days."

"Have you eaten a devil fruit?"

"That's not it!"

"Ah!"

Smoothie sneered, put his legs on the table, nestled into the sofa behind him, and joked.

"After those two days, I hope you can show up in my room directly, and I will wait for you on the bed.

Of course, this is the upfront time you can come. "

"washed??"

Smoothie raised her eyebrows slightly, then she nodded and said seriously.

"washed!"

Pacha!

Putting the phone bug that had been hung up suddenly back into his pocket, Asuka held his head in his hands and looked at the blue sky, feeling relieved for a while.

I don't know whether Smoothie's "washed" and the "washed" he said are washed together.

probably.

Thinking of this, Asuka snapped his fingers to cancel the sound barrier, and chased after Jessica who had gone away.

I have to trouble her to carefully choose the gifts for these two days.

"Hey, why do you keep staring at this thing?"

Feeling that someone was shaking him, Asuka slowly moved his gaze away from the black silk, and looked at the person shaking him beside him.

"Miss Jessica!"

Seeing Asuka finally come to his senses, Jessica pointed at the black silk in front of him, puzzled.

"Wouldn't it be rude to give this to a girl?"

As she said that, Jessica found that Asuka's eyes began to focus on herself!
boom!
Jessica raised her foot and stepped on Asuka's instep, saying angrily.

"Although I'm already a married woman, it's very impolite for you to give this to me!"

"hiss!"

Asuka glanced at Jessica who was sitting there tired from shopping, sucked in the cool air, rubbed the insteps of her feet, jumped in front of the female clerk on one leg, and asked in a low voice.

"Do you have the largest size??"

Looking at the not-ugly-looking Asuka in front of her, the female shop assistant frowned slightly and said hesitantly.

"There are 500 catties!"

500 catties? ? ?
Asuka looked at the saleswoman with a question mark on her face.

"Sarah, that's the kind!"

Following the female shop assistant's finger, he saw a black silk that was enlarged and fattened on the wall.

It turns out that this 500 catties is the weight you are talking about?

Smoothies are definitely not that heavy.

Thinking of this, Asuka pointed to Jessica who was sitting there resting, and asked in a low voice.

"What does she wear?"

The female clerk looked at Asuka's fingers, and when she saw Jessica with a good figure, she half-closed her eyes and calculated in her heart for a long time, then took out one from the counter and secretly put it in Asuka's pocket, and also pressed down voice said.

"It's black. We don't have green here, but we have other colors. Brother, you can try to get a few more. This thing is not very strong.

People often use up many pairs in one night. "

Seeing the familiar expression of the female shop assistant, Asuka silently took out the pair of socks from her pocket.

The seductive girl on the socks, as well as the three big characters [Forbidden], are easy to imagine.

Asuka imagined the scene of Smoothie wearing it in his mind.

Gollum!

After swallowing the spit, Asuka put his hand to his mouth and whispered in a low voice.

"This is not bad!"

"Not bad?"

"Ok!"

Ok?
Seeing Jessica who came to her side at some time, Asuka slapped the socks on the table calmly, pointed at Jessica, and said.

"I want a large size, the one with 3 meters long legs, not what she wears."

uh~~
The female clerk looked at Asuka with wide eyes, with question marks on her face.

Then the female clerk looked at Jessica's one-meter-long thigh.

The 3 meter socks can almost cover her whole body, right?
Forgive her for her lack of imagination.

However, the customer is God. After she brought over the 3m socks, the female clerk rubbed her fingers at Asuka and whispered.

"Brother can pay an extra 1000 Baileys and there will be a surprise."

Seeing the gleam in the female clerk's eyes, Asuka silently took out another 1000 Baileys from her bag.

He likes surprises.

The whole day today was spent shopping.

There are still 17 hours until Smoothie's birthday.

at the same time.

G-8 Base Infirmary.

Asuka held a note in his hand and knocked on the door of the only intern in the infirmary.

boom! boom! boom!
"Come in!"

creak.

Asuka turned the doorknob lightly, pushed the door open and walked in.

Looking at the young purple-haired doctor in front of him, Asuka passed the note in his hand and said.

"Mr. Kobato, I'm Colonel Asuka, here to get some things!"

"Uh, hello!"

"Please sit down!"

As he spoke, Cobato took the note from Asuka, opened it and glanced at it.

Teng!
Dr. Cobato's face turned red in an instant, she stammered as she looked at the pattern on the note.

"Ma'am, it's too rude"

"You you. I. I'm a pediatrician"

boom!
Asuka put her hands on the table, looked down at Dr. Kobato, and said in a helpless tone.

"Who would have thought that you are the only intern doctor in the entire hospital, and your teachers have been attending seminars for the past two days.

In that place, other than you, the doctor, other nurses have no authority to enter.

So, please. "

Looking at Asuka with a sincere face, Cobato touched his hot cheeks, pursed his lips and muttered.

"That, that. Then I'll look for it."

After finishing speaking, Cobato stood up quickly, opened the door and ran outside.

Does the infirmary in the base really have such a large model in stock? ?

Could it be that the navy deliberately exaggerated the size?

But Kobato shook his head when he thought of the navy's height of about three meters.

According to the height ratio, it may not be an exaggeration!

"Hey, is pregnancy really so painful?"

"I've never been pregnant again, how would I know!

However, looking at the pregnant people we contacted in the infirmary, we can probably understand that pregnancy is definitely not a good thing for us girls. "

Sitting in Dr. Cobato's office, Asuka had an unlit cigar in his mouth, listening to the nurses next door gossip about the hospital's internal gossip.

[Up to whoever can't do it, down to whoever is single, anyway, there is no fixed theme, talk about whatever comes to mind. 】

The two little nurses glanced at Asuka, who was resting on the sofa with his eyes closed, lowered his voice and continued to whisper.

"It is said that pregnant women are prone to constipation, but I found that Mrs. Jessica does not have this symptom."

"Idiot, didn't Madam Jessica go to the headquarters for nursing in the early stages of her pregnancy?
Maybe this was researched by a certain doctor in the headquarters, and it hasn't had time to spread it to the sea. "

"Oh, that's right. After all, the medical skills of the doctors in this department are not comparable to those in a small place like ours."

Speaking of this, the little nurse took advantage of the little nurse on the other side not paying attention, put the folder in her hand under her armpit, crossed her fingers, and then put her two index fingers together, and slowly walked around behind the little nurse on the other side.

"hiss!"

Seeing the exciting scene that was about to happen, Asuka didn't dare to take a breath. He clenched his teeth on the cigar, watched the little nurse walk behind her without blinking, and slowly squatted down.

After Asuka saw the other party's gesture, he rubbed his eyes in disbelief, and said to himself.

"Konoha. Hidden. Secret. Biography. Body. Technique. Profound. Meaning."

"Millennium. Kill"

Hey!
This voice made Asuka tremble with fright.

He looked at the little nurse who was rubbing his butt and running around in the infirmary, and the corners of his mouth twitched violently.

There's something about this G-8 branch.
"Bastard, what are you doing?"

The little nurse who was [killed] turned her head to look at her companion who poked her just now, with a dark expression on her face.

"spread!"

Another little nurse stepped forward, patted her on the shoulder, and explained.

"Don't pay attention to these details, I just want to try, is your sphincter relaxed!"

"Asshole, why don't you try yourself"

"I'm not afraid of pain."

"What kind of fallacy are you, am I not afraid??"

"Ah~ah~
Don't be angry, let me tell you another little secret, you are not allowed to tell others! "

Seeing the little nurse's mysterious expression, Asuka pricked up his ears and began to eavesdrop.

"Let me tell you, Madam Jessica is not afraid when Madam Jessica comes to check today."

When Dr. Cobato opened the door and came in, he saw the two gossiping nurses and a plain-faced navy sitting in the infirmary in a daze.

Snapped!
Listening to what the nurse was talking about, Dr. Cobato reached out and slapped himself on the forehead, then walked quickly to Asuka, handed over the rubber tools she found, and said in a low voice.

"Colonel, that's all!"

"Thank you!"

After putting these things into his pocket, Asuka picked up a pen on the table, flicked his fingers lightly, and the pen just stood upright on the floor.

When passing by the suspected [Naruto World] traveler, Asuka crossed his arms, quietly pointed an index finger at the ceiling, and said silently in his heart.

"Finger Gun Fortress!"

boom!
A ball of air cannon was sent out from Asuka's finger and hit the ceiling directly. Suddenly, the infirmary began to shake slightly.

Looking at the shaking ground and the two young nurses who looked a bit dazed, Asuka rubbed her chin and said seriously.

"It seems to be an earthquake, do you want to squat down??

After all, when the house collapsed, the tall ones were the first to be killed! ! "

"Thank you"

"You're welcome!"

When Asuka opened the door and went out, he heard a mournful howl behind him.

"Ah~"

Turning his head to look at the infirmary behind him, Asuka slammed his mouth and sighed.

"What plastic sisterhood, help you avenge!"

[Congratulations to the host for fulfilling Melis' dream of counter-killing, and obtaining 3 dream points. 】

ps: There is still at night.

(End of this chapter)