Injustice Queen and her sixth assistant

Chapter 110 Tissue!I want tissues! ! ! (I want a thousand monthly pass, ask for a monthly pass!)

In less than ten seconds, Yu Wei suddenly came out of the toilet on his side.

Said to Ye Mengjie who was sitting on the sofa: "Boss, my toilet is broken, please use your toilet for me."

"Oh! Use it!"

Ye Mengjie didn't care too much.

Yu Wei pretended to be nonchalant and went to Ye Mengjie's bathroom, uh...it was a little bigger than Yu Wei's.

But Yu Wei didn't come here to admire the toilet and go to the toilet casually.

Yu Wei started to act immediately, searching the bathroom, as long as it was soft, he would take away everything that could wipe his buttocks!

Yu Wei glanced at the toilet, and the toilet was very glad that it was not a smart toilet, otherwise it would have been hard to escape Yu Wei's clutches!

And now Yu Wei's purpose is also obvious.

Yu Wei played a big game of chess and started preparing for it when he woke up at noon.

Within half a day, he ate the fast food known as "Splatoon", and then was fooled by Yu Wei to eat ice cream. Although some embarrassing things happened because of the ice cream, it didn't affect the final outcome.

Then I went home and took out the peaches that I had prepared when I got up.

In a half-fudged state, Ye Mengjie ate it in a daze, and it happened that Ye Mengjie specially wanted to drink iced milk, which saved Yu Wei a lot of talking.

Now so many things are mixed in Ye Mengjie's stomach.

She doesn't pull?
quack quack!
Of course, Yu Wei is also human, and Yu Wei will not admit to all these things she has done. After all, Ye Mengjie didn't force her to eat what she wanted, so what's the matter with Yu Wei?

Yu Wei then ordered a takeaway to relieve diarrhea on the mobile phone.

One more thing, Yu Wei is just a forerunner. Yu Wei bought it because he felt that he would have diarrhea. He definitely didn't buy it specifically for Ye Mengjie.

Yu Wei's pajamas became a bit bloated, whistled and pressed the flush button, and went outside, while Ye Mengjie's attention was still on the variety show.

Yu Wei found that Ye Mengjie's attention was not on her side, so she ran to her room immediately, and put all the papers and other things she brought out into her room.

Yu Wei suddenly couldn't help laughing.

Today is really double happiness!
Waiting for a large number of seed values ​​to be credited, this reminds me of a movie!
quack quack!
Is today my lucky day?

Speaking of days, Yu Wei suddenly tilted his head, rolled his eyes upwards, and then shook his head.

He muttered in his mouth: "Today is not Ye Mengjie's day, I remember it clearly on the 17th!"

"Oh! No, why should I remember her days?"

……

Ten minutes later, Yu Wei quietly opened the door of the room and looked outside.

15 minute later.

Yu Wei waited a little impatiently.

This girl has a good stomach!
None of this?

China has a good stomach!

Three or ten minutes later, Yu Wei saw Ye Mengjie on the sofa with a strange expression on his face. He stood up suddenly and ran towards the toilet in a hurry.

Yu Wei finally arrived!
Yu Wei's face began to change, and the corners of his mouth could not help but raise, and after Ye Mengjie entered the toilet, he immediately ran to the sofa.

After waiting for 5 minutes, Ye Mengjie called her name.

wrong.

It should be about 3 minutes.

Because Yu Wei saw Ye Mengjie's cell phone outside.

Yu Wei has to admit that Ye Mengjie is a wolf, a decent modern youth who doesn't bring a mobile phone to the bathroom!

not simple!
Time passed by bit by bit, Yu Wei looked at the familiar neon light show outside the window, feeling a little dazed for a while.

Holding his chin with his left hand, he watched the light show of the Oriental Tower some distance outside the window, secretly lost in thought.

Suddenly Yu Wei thought, "Hiss, is there a possibility that I really got caught today?"

Thinking of this, Yu Wei smiled and shook his head, he didn't want to gamble with his life.

Then Ye Mengjie's anxious voice came to Yu Wei who was on the sofa through the toilet, "Yu Wei!"

"Oh! What's the matter?" Yu Weiming asked knowingly.

Ye Mengjie listened to Yu Wei's voice as if she saw a rescuer.

Immediately shouted, "Paper towels!"

"what?"

"tissue!!!"

"What, I can't hear you clearly!"

Ye Mengjie was silent for a while and then said in a particularly loud voice: "Paper towels!!!!"

"Oh, burgers?!"

"..." Ye Mengjie was speechless

Ye Mengjie collapsed, at this moment she seemed to understand that Yu Wei seemed to be doing it on purpose.

"Get the hell out of here!"

"Oh! What did you ask me to do? Bring you a hamburger? Boss, you are a bit perverted, this taste is a bit..."

"To shut up!"

"Oh, boss, what are you doing?"

"?" Ye Mengjie was stunned for a moment, and Yu Wei suddenly spoke Cantonese, that is, Cantonese that she was not used to.

"Speak Mandarin to me!"

"Boss~ I have always been from Cantonese, can you speak Cantonese?"

"I don't speak Cantonese! Secondly, you're a der! Are you committing an intermittent heartlessness again? You're from Sichuan and Chongqing!"

"I'm from Guangdong!"

"... Well done to you! You won! You are from Guangdong!"

"Then, what did you ask me to do, boss?"

Ye Mengjie, who was sitting in the toilet, organized her words and said in standard "not standard" Cantonese: "I want tissues!"

To put it simply, the voice is a bit narrower, and then the tone is a bit weird.

"Karma? Do you want a spoon?"

"Yes! Come on!"

"Boss, are you sure?"

"hurry up!!!"

"Wait!"

Yu Wei then smiled, and went to the kitchen to take a small spoon.

(Friendly reminder: In Cantonese, spoons and spoons are more similar, and spoons sound like paper napkins.)
He came to the door with a smile, knocked on the door and said, "Boss, here comes what you want! The door is open~"

"The door is not locked, you open it from the side, and then throw it on the ground."

"Oh oh oh, I'm afraid of being bad!"

"How can this thing break! There is no water!"

After Yu Wei opened the door sideways, he threw the spoon in his hand inside.

Five seconds later.

【Ding!Resentment value from Ye Mengjie*888]

Then Ye Mengjie's cold voice came, "Yu Wei, are you playing with me! Is this a tissue?!!!!"

Yu Wei didn't panic at all outside the door, took out his mobile phone and took out the translation he had prepared a long time ago, and played the sound of the spoon.

Then he asked seriously, "Is it exactly the same?"

Ye Mengjie didn't speak.

But Yu Wei's mind rang again.

【Ding!Resentment value from Ye Mengjie*999]

Five seconds later, Ye Mengjie seemed to be taking a deep breath in the toilet and said loudly, "Yu Wei, hurry up with tissues!"

"What?"

"I don't want to repeat it!"

"No, I really didn't hear clearly this time."

【Ding……】

"Okay, I'll take it."

Ten seconds later, Yu Wei brought back a set of rice bowls. This time, in order not to break them, Yu Wei took them out of iron.

Then it was thrown into the familiar again.

【Ding!Resentment value from Ye Mengjie*1222]

"Oh!" Yu Wei exclaimed in surprise!
This is the first time that the seed value has reached four digits!
Looks like it's going to take off today!

　Which one of the latter is my mistake, I will change it back, and wait for the editor to go to work
　　
　
(End of this chapter)