Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

Yue Yunpeng complained about his senior brother, and the audience below understood it very well.

Qi Yuncheng came to praise him with a lot of bad intentions.

Most people may not be able to bear it down.

Much like Mr. Zhang back then, Mr. Zhang’s bad deeds had a soul.

After saying a word, Yue Yunpeng put his right hand to his ear and began to yell, "Cilantro~~"

Just after shouting two words, a girl in the row below suddenly became happy.

Yue Yunpeng was confused, "What's wrong? There's no baggage. Why are you laughing?"

Qi Yuncheng said silently, "Maybe it's because you look funny."

Yue Yunpeng: "Oh my god, you can sell tickets even if you look funny. No wonder my master is so popular."

Qi Yuncheng: "Beautiful!!"

The audience was extremely happy at this moment, especially the two actors mentioned.

While laughing, Yue Yunpeng looked at his senior brother and said, "I don't know why as soon as I told my senior brother, I naturally thought of my master. It's amazing. My senior brother is so charming."

"If I don't want to sing you anymore, I'll just be a coriander for a long time."

"Sing."

Yue Yunpeng began to shout, "Cilantro~spicy green pepper~~onions, young celery, lentils, eggplants, cucumbers, winter melons, sell sea tomatoes, sell radish, carrots, flat radish, young toon and garlic. , Good leeks~~”

Qi Yuncheng nodded with satisfaction as his voice showed up. After all these years, his voice was still the same.

"How about it?"

"good."

"This is a vegetable seller. In the past, those who sold everything were very particular about shouting." Yue Yunpeng began to give examples, "For example, there are two types of people who buy candied haws in Yanjing."

"Which two?"

"South City and North City. In the North City, there are many deep houses and large courtyards, and the shouting is elegant and graceful. I'm here to learn how to soothe my throat.

Long time no see. "

"bring it on."

Once again brewing, Yue Yunpeng came very seriously. Although it was a short piece, but the traditional piece wanted everyone to hear the taste, his widow's voice suddenly shouted out in the small theater again.

"Come on honey~~Come on the candied haws~~Huluer~~"

"That's the smell."

As soon as Qi Yuncheng agreed, the eyes of the girls in the first few rows went to the upper door unobtrusively.

Not to mention them, the same was true for many audience members in the theater.

The actor stood on it and had a clear view, and he suddenly became puzzled.

What's wrong?Well said, why did your attention change direction?
Look back.

Qi Yuncheng couldn't help laughing while holding the table. What else could be going on? Hearing the candied haws, the little girl Xixi poked her head out to take a look.

I thought there was nowhere to eat candied haws.

It was precisely because of the curiosity that the audience caught him that he changed his gaze.

"If you don't have any candied haws to eat, be good and don't come out." Qi Yuncheng had no idea how the little girl could be so cute and in love.

He loves it, and the audience finds it even more adorable.

When I heard a student shouting, I came out seriously to see if there were any candied haws.

After giving instructions, Qi Yuncheng looked at the audience and said, "She is just greedy, so leave her alone."

This kind of accident was nothing, because the two of them were not performing officially, they were just enjoying cross talk, but Yue Yunpeng saw Xi Xi retracting her head and looking at Qi Yuncheng with a wry smile.

"Brother, I don't know what to say."

"Are you of any use? A child of a few years old has disturbed you."

"It doesn't matter if you want an ordinary child. The key is that it's your child. I can't deal with it. Just backstage she said I have a big face and look like a cake."

Hahahahaha!
Have fun talking.

The men, women and children below were extremely happy, clapping their thighs and having fun. The last performance was really fun.

But it also shows that Yue Yunpeng understands baggage well and deliberately said something to enhance the atmosphere.

"You're still yelling, but you're not yelling."

"Hey, I have to finish the paragraph no matter what. I'll yell at Beicheng again. The one just now may not be very good."

"No, it's very good." Qi Yuncheng said, "The kids almost came out to buy it."

"Come on honey~~Bingtang..." Halfway through his shouting, Yue Yunpeng suddenly started laughing to himself. The audience couldn't let it go. They had seized the opportunity, and their voices began to rise and fall one after another.

"Refund!!"

"Refund!!"

"No, the candied haws seller suddenly remembered something about Coca-Cola. What's wrong with the smile?"

Yue Yunpeng started to be pretentious. When he was pretentious, he turned his head and glanced at the side curtain to see if the little girl had come out.

Qi Yuncheng also looked over and said, "It won't work this time. She didn't come out. The ticket should be refunded."

"Today I have to die in the hands of you, father and daughter. It's too painful. Next is Nancheng's shouting, and Nancheng will be different."

"Why is it different?"

"Nancheng is mostly a large courtyard, and the shouting is straightforward, with only a few words."

"Which words?"

"Candied haws! Just dipped in it!"

After shouting loudly, suddenly there was movement in the theater again, and the little girl stuck her head out to take a look again. When she saw it, she burst into laughter.

Qi Yuncheng nodded and smiled, "I'll give you a red envelope later. Let's see how well Xixi cooperates with you."

"Today I have to look at the almanac to see if it's written down. It's not appropriate to talk about cross talk or anything like that. My dear, I won't be so cooperative."

Yue Yunpeng looked at Xixi and felt tired, so she had to speak again, "Can I buy you candied haws later? Wait until we finish talking, and you can poke your head in again."

"Okay." Xixi agreed.

She agreed, but Yue Yunpeng broke through and said in disbelief, "She actually said yes??"

"It's not easy to stutter." Qi Yuncheng said.

"It probably won't come out this time. I'm telling the needle seller."

The cross talk continued, and the little girl did not stick her head out after that, and was not interested in needles, even if she was learning to sell clothes.

After finishing the cross talk in about ten minutes, Yue Yunpeng felt relieved and began to introduce the children seriously.

Liu Xiaoting's ability to hold a special performance depends entirely on the audience's likes. I hope they will support more.

Xiaoyu also introduced him more. It was impossible for his nephew to be left behind. He was not an outsider.

After talking about them, the audience came in anticipation, eager to see the children, and one by one they called Xixi's name.

It was impossible for Qi Yuncheng not to let his children show up. Let's play with him in the evening, otherwise he would have to get on a plane tomorrow night if he plays with his children for who knows how long next time.

So he looked at the side curtain and shouted softly.

"Come on, Xixi, come out with your brother and meet everyone."

The little girl listens to her father very much.

He held his brother's hand and walked onto the stage.

It flooded under the stage.

Seven or eight girls ran to the side of the stage, holding a large number of toys to "seduce" Xixi. Jingjing came over to them, not for anything else but to see her up close.

Xixi looked at the plush dolls her sisters were holding, and then looked at her crazy sisters below.

He looked like he was waiting for his father's approval.

"Go get it and say thank you sisters."

"Thank you sister."

Xixi walked to the side of the stage alone. As soon as she reached the stage, there were hands holding out toys. She slowly picked up this one, that one, and that one.

But there were too many to hold with two hands.

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and grabbed Jingjing's hand, "Go and help my sisters, don't be afraid, sisters don't eat people."

With his father's words and looking at his sister who couldn't take it away, the little boy finally took steps on the stage.He came over and the girls became even more excited.

All cute.

Each has its own preferences.

But watching the scenes, Qi Yuncheng felt that he was putting the cart before the horse. He originally wanted to talk more about Liu Xiaoting and Xiaoyu, but they attracted attention.

So after receiving the gifts, they were asked to stay backstage, and the remaining time allowed the children to show off their talents.

After the exposure, the time is approaching eleven o'clock, and today's scene is completely over.

At the moment it ended, Qi Yuncheng felt like he was about to leave.

The two children were still here so late at night, so they had to be sent back to sleep.

"Dad, where are the candied haws?"

Qi Yuncheng couldn't explain why his daughter remembered food so deeply, "Don't worry, I will buy it for you tomorrow. Now go home and sleep."

"it is good."

After speaking to Yue Yunpeng, Qi Yuncheng left the theater.

When I left, there were also many people outside, but this time it was not crowded, because with children, there was nothing except a little interaction.

"Hurry up quickly."

The child got in the car and Qi Yuncheng started the car to go home. Fortunately, there were not many red lights along the way and the journey took a few minutes faster than usual.

It's a pity that the two children were able to sleep with their seat belts on at home.

"I'm home?"

Song Yi came out and looked at them. Knowing that they were going to the theater, he must have known that they would come back late, so this was not surprising at all.

So the couple started moving the child from the back seat back home to sleep.

Noodles kept wagging its tail beside him. When he walked to the bedroom and saw that his owner couldn't free his hands to open the door, he immediately leaned on the door and pulled the handle with his paws.

Now it is a little rounder, but as a border collie, it is not low in intelligence, so it will try its best to help.

Make arrangements for your children.

Qi Yuncheng came out and went into the bathroom to wash up. While washing up, he couldn't help but sigh. He was very happy after playing with his child for a few days. Not to mention that he really didn't want to go back to filming.

It's impossible.

This drama needs to be shot well.

In this way, tonight passed quietly, and the whole family went to bed to wait for tomorrow.

Tomorrow is Monday, the time Xixi originally went to school.

Although she missed her parents very much, she had to go to school, so they had to be separated during the day.

Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi also agreed to take a later flight and try to pick up Xixi and leave after dinner in the afternoon to avoid the little girl making a fuss.

But when the time came to four o'clock in the morning, a small figure wandered around in a bedroom at home.

After getting up, I didn't even put on my coat and started to fumble outside.

As soon as she fumbled around, Noodles, who was sleeping in the nest at home, suddenly got up and trotted towards his little master.

Dogs have very good ears and cannot escape even the slightest movement.

When he saw his little master, he was still very enthusiastic and followed him all the way.

He followed him to the master's sleeping room, hesitated for a moment, and found that the little master wanted to go in, so he helped open the door without saying a word.

The whole process went smoothly.

Xixi didn't even break a step.

Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi were sleeping soundly at this moment, so how could they know that the little girl was coming.

He came over and pounced on his father's belly.

"Xixi doesn't want to go to kindergarten."

It was impossible not to wake up after such a pounce.

Qi Yuncheng was confused and didn't know what was going on. He didn't realize who was coming until he heard the sound, but he didn't turn on the light immediately because his wife was still sleeping.

"what happened?"

"Xixi doesn't want to go to kindergarten. She wants to play with her parents for one more day."

Qi Yuncheng couldn't keep his eyes open too much and fell asleep late. He quickly took out his cell phone to check the time.

Okay, four o'clock in the morning.

Without thinking too much, he picked her up with both hands and placed her next to his pillow, "It's time to play for two days. Now go to bed and wait till dawn."

He was carried to the bed, covered with quilt, and then held by his father to sleep. It was very warm.

Xixi, who was already sleepy, soon fell asleep.

She fell so fast that Qi Yuncheng was speechless. He didn't know where the child's energy came from. Maybe it was supported by the obsession of not wanting to go to kindergarten.

It's like sleepwalking, I don't know what I'm dreaming about.

Go to sleep.

After another two or three hours of sleep, it was dawn. The sunshine outside was beautiful and very pleasant.

Even the curtains couldn't cover much, and the weather was probably very warm.

It's only April and it's not getting any hotter.

So Song Yimeimei stretched herself out of bed and wanted to get dressed. Suddenly she turned around and found that her daughter had been here for who knows how long.

"Huh? How long did it take? A girl grew up on the bed?"

The little girl comes to sleep with her parents and wakes them up every time. There was no surprise last night.

At this moment Qi Yuncheng also woke up and shook his head, "I made a noise in the middle of the night and didn't want to go to the kindergarten. I still want to play."

"Hurry up and wake up, it's seven o'clock, we have to enter the park at eight o'clock.

When Xixi got up, the sun was shining on her buttocks. "

"Xixi doesn't want to go to kindergarten."

He replied with his eyes closed in a daze, how could a parent continue to spoil her, just hug her and get up, then have breakfast and clean up at home.

After cleaning up, the little girl was carrying her schoolbag and dressed up very beautifully.

Then the couple got in the car to see her off.

On the way to deliver it, she still pouted with displeasure.

"Why don't you want to go to kindergarten so much? Didn't you want to go to kindergarten before?"

"Because mom and dad are leaving." Like a mosquito's voice, Xixi sat with her mother and spoke out what was in her heart.

"Don't worry, we won't leave until tonight. We'll prepare delicious food for you then, and buy the candied hawsers we promised you yesterday.

After you go to school for a few days, let your grandparents bring you over to play. Your parents have already rented a house, and there is your favorite milk tea shop next to it. "

After all, it is impossible for a child to be completely persuaded.

It was uncomfortable the whole time.

It wasn't until she was led by the kindergarten teacher to go into school that she suddenly turned around and shouted to her parents, "You must buy candied haws after school. Xixi wants to eat it."

"understood."

Step by step, the little girl entered kindergarten.

When her parents turned back to the car, she didn't know if she wanted to eat candied haws on a stick or to see her parents again after school.

Sometimes children are more sensible than you think, but sometimes they are more noisy than you think.

"Husband, look."

Song Yi seemed to find something and shouted.

Qi Yuncheng turned to look inside the kindergarten and found that the little girl was not going to the classroom, but to the cafeteria.

The school prepares breakfast and starts eating around eight o'clock, but their family usually eats it at home.

"Didn't she have breakfast? She still needs the teacher to take her there."

"I guess he was coveting the milk and fruit for breakfast. I asked him why he gave his brother a bottle of milk before when he came back."