Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"Xixi doesn't eat sweets anymore."

"Come here for me."

"Xixi doesn't want to come over."

In a flash, the little girl started running from the side curtain to the backstage. Qi Yuncheng stood beside him helplessly. She had reached a noisy age and was becoming more and more restless.

Prevent her from wandering around and disturbing others, and catch her immediately.

It's not easy to catch him back.

The calf was spinning so fast.

After finally catching her, he slowly took her to the side curtain to sit and watch the show.

Jingjing himself behaved very well. He held his father's hand and stared at the actors on the stage with great interest.

After all, it was a big event for him, and it was very lively with so many spectators together.

It’s the same as the last apprenticeship.

It won't be long.

The opening cast ended, and Liu Xiaoting and his partner Zhang Jiutai took the stage to perform.

Their performance on stage was amazing, and the audience loved it so much that the small theater with a few hundred people came alive.

"Is he so popular?" Qi Yuncheng was different from before. He was no longer a resident actor in a small theater and didn't know much about some things.

"It's mainly because of short videos and the Internet, otherwise it wouldn't be like this." Yue Yunpeng explained from the side. After explaining, his big face suddenly began to distort as if he had eaten coptis.

"Senior brother, do you know what he's feeling right now?"

"what?"

"Of those shabby baggage, two out of a hundred rang, and they rang, and they still enjoyed it. The key is to have fun with the audience. I didn't expect it."

Qi Yuncheng smiled slightly. It seemed that Liu Xiaoting had figured out his own style. Crosstalk on stage was just for fun.

Especially small theaters, small theaters are only happy when you play together.

While the two of them were talking, the actor had already started his performance.

Once on stage, nothing else.

Introduce yourself first, then add a few words and your status will be in place immediately.

Liu Xiaoting looked down and said, "Teacher Zhang, you were so funny when you were a kid."

Zhang Jiutai immediately held the hand beside him, "Indeed, I am very funny now,"

"More humorous."

"Yes, I didn't slip away."

"Oh?" Liu Xiaoting immediately looked at his partner, "Do you usually count from one to ten and cross six?"

"get out."

As soon as he arrived, Zhang Jiutai, as his partner, immediately pointed to the side curtain to let him go, and there was a lot of laughter below.

"I have nothing else to say to you except swear words. You have to come to the show like this, right?"

"I don't care, what happened to the special show?" Liu Xiaoting suddenly said, "My master and uncle are all watching from the side curtains. I almost peed. I don't care whether it is a special show or not. I just have to buy diapers." .”

Hahahahaha!
Amidst the laughter, the message of this sentence is huge.

The master and uncle explained in the side scenes that they bought the tickets.

Yue Yunpeng is definitely there. As for the uncle, I don’t know who he is. Anyone in Liu Xiaoting’s generation who has Yue Yunpeng higher up will call him uncle.

This is the case for Qi Yuncheng, Luan Yunping, Kong Yunlong, and Zhang Yunlei.

And then continue to tell jokes.

"The King of Hell asked Zhang Jiutai what he wanted to do in his next life."

"What are you doing?"

"The King of Hell gave him ten options, and he picked the tenth one, so he became a picky eater."

The atmosphere on the stage froze for half a second. Zhang Jiutai stood behind the table and looked at his partner stupidly. He couldn't hold back on the spot and became excited, "How about I call Brother Meng? Isn't there a fine in the team for this kind of burden?"

Liu Xiaoting ignored him, tried his best to manage his expression and said, "So he became a picky child."

"Oh? Am I a picky eater?"

"After his father heard this, he pointed at him." Liu Xiaoting began to take advantage, pointed at Zhang Jiutai with his finger, and chuckled, "Son, you are really funny."

Zhang Jiutai didn't say a word and began to accumulate resentment.

……

"I don't know if you have ever had a dream." After saying this, Liu Xiaoting realized, "What I asked may not be human."

"Oh, it turns out that you still know? How many of the things you said for a long time are human?"

"Forget it, let's not talk about this burden."

"Why don't you tell me?"

"I don't even think it's possible."

"How will it be broken?"

"Change it." Liu Xiaoting regained his composure, looked at the audience seriously and said, "Why don't the four masters and disciples of Monk Tang go to the south?"

My partner thought for a moment, thinking that there was a girl below who could answer quickly.

"Namo Amitabha."

The answer is right without asking.

Liu Xiaoting, who was on the stage, had an expressionless face, "Girl, I've been thinking about this special performance all night, and you just tell me so easily?"

Zhang Jiutai was gloating beside him, "I think you two can talk together."

"No. I'll do another one."

In order to regain face, I started to think about it amusingly, and nodded unconsciously after thinking about it.

"Yes. A friend of mine called me Morning News. I asked why you called me Morning News? He said it was because my father read the newspaper in the morning and gave birth to me, so I called it Morning News."

"His father gave birth to him?" Zhang Jiutai wondered nearby.

Liu Xiaoting didn't expect that he could even make a comment, so he tried his best to explain, "His mother gave birth to him while his father was reading the newspaper."

"Oh."

"What did I say? Do you have time today? Come and listen to cross talk if you have time. But he said I wasn't going and asked why?"

"Why?"

How could Zhang Jiutai know the reason? He tried to say, "Is his father reading the newspaper?"

"wrong."

"That is?"

"Because of the sandstorm today!!"

A series of broken baggage, neither cold nor embarrassing, but the audience found it amusing.

Have fun from time to time.

For this reason, Qi Yuncheng felt that the atmosphere was quite good. He was just playing lantern riddles, but he turned it into a cold joke.

If Shaobing and Xiao Si had the energy to break the burden, why should they be anxious?
Don't talk about getting drunk for a while, uncle. It's fine even if you get drunk for a whole day.

"I'll go down and rest for a while. The baggage is too worn and I can't bear it for a long time."

Qi Yuncheng got up and took the child away, knowing that Liu Xiaoting could be in any state at this moment. This state was already very mature.

Something that has proven successful over time is similar to what Qi Yuncheng used to do to his master.

"dad."

Go down to the side curtain and sit backstage.

The little girl suddenly shouted.

"What? Do you want to eat sweets? Just how long? Let's talk about it later. You just ate several in a row."

Qi Yuncheng is addicted to sugar and needs to control it, but his daughter shook her head, "Are dad and mom leaving tomorrow?"

"Yeah, I can only play the last day."

When it comes to this matter, the father is very intolerant, and it is estimated that the two little ones will feel uncomfortable again.

But this time Xixi sat on the chair next to her and swayed her legs, acting very well-behaved, "Xixi knows that her parents are busy, so Xixi tries not to cry. But Xixi wants to go every week."

"But you don't have to have a holiday, just mom and dad."

"Xixi waits for her parents to come back at night. She only needs to take a look at her parents."

"Okay, you and your brother can come here every week."

Seeing her father agree, Xixi immediately looked at her younger brother, and Jingjing also looked at her sister, as if she was very happy.

You can see her at least once a week, so you don’t know how long it will take to see her again.

"Can Xixi eat a candy now?" "You're thinking of this, right?" Qi Yuncheng didn't know what else was left in her mind besides eating, so she went around trying to eat candy, so she had to take it from her pocket. He took out two and gave them to his daughter and son respectively.

"Take another one. After eating, go home and brush your teeth carefully. Don't just put it in your mouth and be done with it. Brush it carefully."

"understood."

The two little guys began to concentrate on peeling off the candy wrappers. Seeing their serious expressions, the corners of Qi Yuncheng's mouth rose.

My life is so worth it.

The child looks so cute every time he eats.

But Xixi's fingers were too strong when peeling, and suddenly the milky-white candy fell to the ground in a graceful arc.

Looking at the dusty candy on the ground, the little girl didn't react, as if she didn't know how it got there.

Then a second or two.

The little girl's face began to change from sunny to cloudy, and then from cloudy to heavy rain.

I'm about to cry.

Why don't you cry? I finally got another candy from my father, but I didn't eat it at all.

"Daughter, you won't do it for a piece of candy."

Qi Yuncheng felt distressed, feeling so uncomfortable for the candy, and said he would try not to cry when he left tomorrow, how could it be possible.

Give me another one quickly.

After giving one to her hand, she reluctantly turned off the switch that made her want to cry. She concentrated on peeling off the candy wrapper again, this time being extremely careful not to drop it on the ground.

Peel it off and put it in your mouth.

The little face that was about to become depressed suddenly became happy again.

"Really delicious."

"Yeah! But don't eat too much. You won't have to wait until you are more than one year old to get your teeth."

Xixi doesn't know what it means to change her teeth or not, she just wants to eat happily and throw the candies on the ground into the trash can. Her character is reluctant to throw away the candies.

But I can't eat it, it has become very dirty.

"Dad, can Xixi still eat it later?" the little girl asked with her right cheek bulging.

"Don't eat from the bowl and look at the pot."

"Xi Xi didn't bring a bowl."

"Just stay in peace for a while."

Too lazy to explain, Qi Yuncheng watched the two children playing in the background. At the same time, he said something to his apprentice Xiaoyu and took a look at his work today.

Today he wanted to praise the house, a traditional joke he had said countless times.

Familiarity is familiar, but the master said it very strictly. The more you say the joke many times, the more you have to pay attention, otherwise you will not be able to express new ideas.

Nowadays, many viewers are looking for ability, and fun should be added to the ability.

So Te You placed it on top of his original baggage.

After putting everything together, he went on stage to perform. Qi Yuncheng was very serious, unlike Liu Xiao who stopped watching for ten minutes and then left.

This time I watched it for half an hour.

After watching it, I have nothing to say. It is much better than before. It is really different after joining the team.

I guess Xiao Meng usually takes good care of her. Although Xiao Meng is a bit more informal on stage, he is very good at taking care of others in private.

Zhou Jiuliang couldn't have taken care of him at first, let alone now that he was the captain.

"Brother, it may be too late later. Do you want to inform your family to take the child back?"

When the time came later, Yue Yunpeng came over to say something.

I also have children at home, and I understand the children’s bedtime.

It's impossible to stay up too long, and you might be drowsy by then.

"Okay, I'll ask her mother to pick them up."

"No."

When Xixi heard that she was about to be taken away, she immediately replied, "Xixi wants to be with daddy."

"too late."

"I'm not sleepy when I'm with dad."

"Okay, let's see how stubborn you can be when you doze off."

Unable to control her, Qi Yuncheng put down his phone and let them play with it.

There wasn't much to do, just look around with my brother.

The theater is still big for them and they can run around.

After running, I would ask my dad for sweets and water, and I never tired of it.

And when Liu Xiao stopped performing three shows, Qi Yuncheng and Yue Yunpeng were about to show up.

"Next, let's invite two heavyweights to meet with you. Let's invite my master and uncle!!!"

quack quack quack quack.

There was a big round of applause. Many people knew about Yue Yunpeng. When they saw Qi Yuncheng, the popularity suddenly doubled.

Visible excitement.

Face the welcome.

The two of them definitely liked it. They came over to the stage and watched Liu Xiao stop this special performance.

Yue Yunpeng came to the microphone and was very happy.

"Are you happy?"

"happy!"

"Come on, get high."

To stir up the atmosphere, Yue Yunpeng still had his own style, "Today is a bit special, my apprentice Liu Xiaoting's special performance. I talked about a lot of cross talk, but apart from the bad baggage, it was quite hard."

As soon as the master said this, Liu Xiaoting, who was standing at the back, couldn't hold himself tight.

"Now my senior brother is bringing his children to the theater to watch the show. I want to come up with a paragraph to make sure everyone buys the tickets. I am very familiar with this person."

Yue Yunpeng introduced him and looked at Qi Yuncheng, "I usually call him Senior Brother because he started earlier than me."

"Yes."

"The two of us rarely collaborate together. There will inevitably be some flaws in the performance, and if there is something wrong, if there are two of us, just kneel down and kowtow, okay?"

"it is good!!"

The crowds of spectators were watching the excitement below, and they didn't mind it as a big deal and shouted as loud as they could.

"one comes!!"

"Ah? Come now, it's not bad."

"Refund!!!"

The only thing that "blackmails" an actor is these two words. Upon hearing this, Qi Yuncheng turned around and left, Yue Yunpeng was shocked.

"What are you doing, senior brother?"

Qi Yuncheng turned around and wondered, "Didn't they refund the ticket? I'll go to the door to collect the handling fee."

"Don't worry, I haven't retreated yet."

"Then someone asks you to kneel down, what do you do?"

"That's it." Yue Yunpeng suddenly lowered his tone and told the audience, "I usually don't cooperate with my senior brother very much, and he doesn't know my temper.

Usually as long as someone gives me money, I will kneel down. "

"Earn a little bit."

"Correct."

The two people said it was a performance, and the whole process was very casual.

"We'll talk about kneeling later. This is a repertoire. It's hard to say anything in the last minute, so I'll learn how to shout for everyone to make it lively."

"Okay, brighten your voice."

"We don't care if there is no applause. I don't want it..."

"Face?"

Hahahahaha!
The audience was just about to applaud when they were suddenly amused by a word that Qi Yuncheng said from behind the table.

It's not a big burden to say it's a big burden, but it's just the right thing to take.

The breath is pinched very accurately.

On the stage, Yue Yunpeng put his hands behind his back and complained with a big face, "I knew it wouldn't get better when I told my senior brother about the cross talk, so I didn't dare to do a long part. This is where it starts, you know?"