Cross talk: There is no size on the stage, and a new grave is built under the stage

"In our nineties, we brothers can only rest and stay in the courtyard. But my sister-in-law has to come and ask me."

At this time, Qi Yuncheng needs to explain to the audience, "Although I became a disciple relatively early, in private we all call ourselves each other.

For example, Third Brother Kong Yunlong, I always call him Third Brother.

Not to mention Captain Luan, so I usually call his wife sister-in-law. "

Luan Yunping nodded, "That's right."

Suddenly Qi Yuncheng changed his character's tone and shouted in one direction, "What are you going to drink? I said give me a cold Coke."

"Huo oh, you still drink cold Coke at the age of 90?" Luan Yunping said in surprise.

"Yes. So my sister-in-law is scolding me. You are still drinking cold Coke when you are ninety? You have enough Coke. Why don't you give me a cup of warm lemonade?" Qi Yuncheng passed his hands forward and then took them, "I gave you a cup of warm lemonade." The lemonade was very delicious. After a while, my sister-in-law asked again, what should I eat with fruit?

I asked for a large piece of cold watermelon, and gave me a spoonful, and I scooped it up and ate it. "

"You still have the mentality of a young person," Luan Yunping said.

"Sister-in-law said to shut up, just eat some apples and lychees."

"This is good fruit."

"At noon, I asked what to eat again. I said I don't like fatty meat, I just like lean meat. You can steam some fish for me. I like that.

It would be best if you have some vegetables or millet porridge for me, as well as eggs. "

Luan Yunping watched her partner making requests to his wife. Suddenly he understood and stretched out his hand to stop, "You...will you wait a moment? She ignored me for a long time??"

It makes me happy when I say it.

Qi Yuncheng said shyly behind the microphone, "How do you say this? Because you are older than me, over 90, close to [-], and your health has long since failed, and there is a problem with your throat, so you can't speak."

"Then you can't ignore me. Whose wife is this?" Luan Yunping was not so speechless, but Wuyugui Wuyu was laughing like the audience below.

"I asked you, if you don't speak, you won't be hungry if you don't speak. Isn't this how you have been suffering from a bad throat for more than 20 years?"

"Well, I'm not starving to death yet."

"Hey, it's afternoon tea soon." Qi Yuncheng immediately changed the topic and continued talking about himself, "The brown sugar and sesame snacks that my sister-in-law made for me, as well as the small cakes and black tea.

When it was time for dinner, he asked me what I wanted to eat.

I said I wanted a whole-grain pancake, some corn, and a few slices of beef.

Sister-in-law, feel free to eat some yourself.

After eating we both watched TV for a while. "

Luan Yunping said: "And watching TV."

Qi Yuncheng looked towards the three o'clock direction and said, "There is a fireplace here at home. It is pouring rain outside, and it is very comfortable to have a fire inside.

My sister-in-law didn't warm herself by the fire. She knitted a sweater and sat a little further away because men and women were not close to each other. "

After listening to a lot of words from her partner, Luan Yunping deliberately rarely praised her. When she was about to breathe, she suddenly said, "Can I ask a question?"

"what?"

"Where am I at this time?"

Qi Yuncheng pointed to the side and said, "You are taking a bath in the wheelchair in the courtyard."

"That's called taking a bath!!!"

Hahahahaha!
Luan Yunping shouted like she was breaking her guard, and she was extremely happy below.

"Why don't I still watch the fish and listen to the chirping of the birds by the river?"

Qi Yuncheng's expression condensed and he said seriously: "There may be no birds at this moment."

"Nonsense, the birds have gone home, but I'm still outside in the shower."

"I just wish you good health and a long life."

"Now I really doubt how I survived."

No matter how messy it was, Qi Yuncheng smiled and said something nice. As soon as he said something nice, Luan Yunping couldn't help it. After complaining, the two of them continued to talk casually.

They are all special paragraphs, one after another.

There was also constant laughter.

Every audience member was excited to a certain extent, and no matter how much they listened, they couldn't get enough of it.

Because I love both actors.

But they are not enough.

In the side scene, Xixi and Jingjing watched their father start to yawn.

It's almost eleven o'clock. Children are not adults. They should be sleepy when they should, and they will sleep more.

"Do you want to go back to bed?"

Xixi sat on the stool, covered her mouth and yawned, but shook her head, "Dad said I would buy food and wait for him."

"I'm tired of waiting, what are you waiting for?"

"No, Xixi has to wait."

After saying something stubborn, Xixi continued to look at the stage. She was actually very bored watching the stage and couldn't understand anything. Fortunately, she had her younger brother and sister Xiaoyu beside her, chatting and playing with toys from time to time.

Otherwise, how could it be possible for a child to sit and watch the side screen for half an hour?

Fortunately, it took about ten minutes.

Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping finished their performance, and bursts of applause broke out below.

Listening to the applause, the former quickly called the child up to let everyone get to know him.

It's a pity that I couldn't call him.

Fortunately, Xixi looks like she can persevere.

Jingjing stayed in her mother's arms and fell asleep early, sleeping soundly.

So I only introduced Li Haoyu, and talked about other things by the way, such as my future itinerary. This is something I can talk about, it's not a big deal.

Including Dou Xiao She may have a second season.

After all, the first season was very popular, and it will definitely be held again this year.

By the way, I told you that Qilin Club will be opening soon.

A message was posted on Master's WeChat account, and some viewers knew about it.

Pretty much explained.

Today's apprenticeship ceremony was over. Amidst the chaos, Qi Yuncheng and others bowed and stepped off the stage.

"Asleep? How long did it take for you to fall asleep?"

After getting off the stage, the father saw his child for the first time.

After having children, I think of them first no matter what.

Song Yi held Xiao Jingjing in his arms, "I just fell asleep for a while, and I was very sleepy. I was nodding my head while sitting just now, but I immediately fell asleep after being hugged."

"Okay, let's go home quickly."

The journey was in a hurry, and everyone in the background wanted to go home.

Only Xixi became anxious and tugged at the corner of her father's clothes with her little hand, "Dad, you said you would buy food."

"Hey, do you remember?"

Qi Yuncheng suddenly remembered that he still had this problem. He performed cross talk for more than half an hour and watched Jingjing fall asleep. He had almost forgotten about it.

Xixi remembered it after being reminded.

Just like this, the little girl felt aggrieved, thinking that it was too late and her brother was asleep again and would not buy it.

Even Sister Xiaoyu was packing things with his father and preparing to go home, but she didn't remember the meaning of barbecue.

But I knew it was too late, so I had to change my words quietly.

"My brother is asleep, can dad buy it tomorrow? Dad, don't forget, you must buy it, Xixi wants to eat it."

The little girl's words were quite reasonable, especially aggrieved and somewhat sensible. Qi Yuncheng's heart ached.

I originally agreed to buy it.

The show ended up being too late.

I can't stop doing it, it's so late anyway.

"I'll buy it now, Xixi, you guys wait in the background for a while, and ask your sister, Xiaoyu, to wait for a while too."

"it is good."

In an instant, the little girl came back to life with full blood and her eyes were shining.

Guo Degang, who was also in the background, couldn't help but see this scene. How could there be such a cute child? He immediately stopped him and said, "Master, let me buy it with you." "Are you tired from going? We still have to walk for a while. Just wait a moment.”

"The child wants to eat. If I don't buy it for her, I'll buy it tomorrow. I won't sleep all night."

After standing for a while, Qi Yuncheng hesitated. Fortunately, there were many people backstage, so it was not a problem to take care of the master when he went out.

Also, Xiaoyu is here and can help.

"Listen to your master, let's go."

Do not delay.

Qi Yuncheng and Guo Degang went out to buy things. Once they went out, it was actually fine and not crowded.

It was just that many spectators shouted and chatted with them, and it was like a large group of people squeezing for autographs, which did not happen.

So I came back from shopping smoothly.

The little girl was so happy after buying it that she finally ate it after waiting all night.

I also gave a lot to Sister Xiaoyu.

After the division, everyone went back to their homes.

But the little girl couldn't wait and kept eating all the way out to the backstage and to the parking lot.

When they were about to get in the car, she had already solved two or three problems.

The area around the mouth is full of the color of spices.

And the little girl has eaten it. How could the mother not want to eat it? However, she is holding Jingjing in her hand and can't free her hands.

"Daughter, give mommy a bunch and feed me."

Xixi took out a meat skewer from the bag and handed it to her mother's mouth, asking her to eat it. Song Yike was not polite and squatted down to bite it off.

But she definitely couldn't bite it cleanly, leaving one or two pieces of meat. The little girl quickly pulled these two pieces off and ate them herself.

"Are you planning to finish eating all the way? So much." Qi Yuncheng didn't get in the car immediately, opened the door, and wiped the mouths of his wife and little girl with the paper towels in the car.

As her father wiped her mouth, Xixi suddenly said, "The skewers will get cold after a while."

"You can warm it up when it's cold."

"The taste changes when it's hot."

"Good guy, I've been a foodie since I was young, so I know this very well." Qi Yuncheng wiped the little girl's mouth clean and started to get in the car, "Remember to leave it for your brother."

"Well, my brother's is in that bag."

The family got in the car and went back.

After returning home, the little girl ate one or two skewers and then quickly washed up and went to bed. If she hadn't been relying on food to stay up late at night, she would have been as sick as her brother.

But when Mom started to take a rest, she opened the bag, heated it up and started eating.

"Don't tell me, after having a child, I don't even know what it feels like to eat well alone."

Song Yi picked up the skewers and turned on his phone to look at the footage recorded today.

In fact, there were quite a few recorded by the audience.

But her perspective is different, it's on the side screen, a little closer.

Looking at it, I couldn't help but sigh, "It's great. If one day Jingjing performs on stage like you, it would be great to be loved by people all over the country.

I'm so proud, this is our son. "

Qi Yuncheng had just finished washing up and was fantasizing about the future of the children. Lan Lan had a direction. He would try to get a big venue for her this year so that the drum music could be lively and lively. It was still early for the two little ones.

"Go to bed, it's too late."

"Okay, I got it. Eat the last bunch and go to sleep."

Song Yi sat on the sofa and looked at the child happily. As he watched, he subconsciously got up and put away his things to brush his teeth and wash himself.

But when she arrived at the bathroom door, she suddenly ran in one direction.

"What are you doing?"

"The last skewer, I won't eat until the last skewer."

"Hopefully it's the last one."

Qi Yuncheng was speechless and entered the bedroom first. After having a child, Xixi was like a smaller version of Song Yi, but just looking at his wife, she was like an enlarged version of his daughter.

What should I do when I grow up? When I go to school to go to junior high school or high school, I don’t have to use a basin to eat?

I hope the school food is better.

"Okay, okay! No more eating!"

After a while.

After Song Yi finished washing, she immediately ran to her husband's bed. It was incredibly warm as soon as she entered the bed.

The weather is still cold now, and there is no place more comfortable than my husband's bed.

So in winter, there is no time when I don’t sleep with my husband in my arms.

With his wife's soft body pressed against him, Qi Yuncheng turned off the light and started to sleep.

I was asleep when suddenly the bedroom door was opened a crack and a small black shadow appeared.

Song Yi was not so speechless. She lay in her husband's arms and complained, "Yes, your precious daughter is here again. She can't sleep well alone."

"I guess he didn't fall asleep either."

Qi Yuncheng got up and put on his slippers to pick up his daughter. When he put his daughter between the two of them, Xixi huddled in the bed and suddenly opened her mouth.

"Mom and Dad's bed is so hot."

"Thanks to your dad, your dad is very good at warming beds."

"Then Xixi will sleep with daddy from now on."

"..."

Song Yi didn't want to talk to his daughter. Anyway, she had to give her half of everything. After a few seconds, he slowly said, "I don't like mom anymore."

"I like mom! Mom is the most beautiful!"

"It's almost there."

"Call my brother over here." Xixi still opened her eyes wide and looked at her parents' faces up close.

It seemed that angle was interesting to her.

"Forget it, your brother is sleeping soundly. He woke up when he hugged him. Let's sleep together tomorrow."

The mother and daughter chatted briefly, and then Song Yi began to squeeze toward her husband more and more. When her mother squeezed, Xixi had no choice but to squeeze because she was in the middle, but the little girl thought it was fun and immediately hugged her. Dad's arms.

He squeezed hard. Dad's arm was much bigger than Xixi's.

Can't even hold it.

Feeling the slight strength, Qi Yuncheng laughed and said, "Stop playing and go to bed. You two should be good."

Xixi: "Okay"

Song Yi: "Okay!"

The three of them were speechless and closed their eyes one by one and began to sleep.

As he fell asleep, Xixi, who was sleeping in the middle, suddenly opened his eyes wide again and muttered, "My brother is here."

"??"

Qi Yuncheng and Song Yi were puzzled, wondering if they were talking in their sleep. But just as they were wondering, the bedroom door opened another crack, and they saw a smaller black figure groping over.

Jingjing is younger than Xixi, and Xixi likes to be with her parents.

How could he not like it? Sometimes he would come looking for her by himself when he suddenly woke up.

Of course it wasn't like this at first, but sometimes before going to bed, the older sister would talk to her younger brother about sleeping with mom and dad.

Over time, habits will develop slowly.

"Is it Jingjing?" Qi Yuncheng raised his arms and asked toward the door.

Jingjing stood at the door and nodded, "Yes Jingjing."

"Come here quickly."

Qi Yuncheng stood up and hugged his youngest son, feeling that his family was enough.

I like to learn from others.

Jingjing, don’t let your sister lead you astray in the future.